A ZOOmbies Movie

Dobson

 * Yahoohoohooeee!!! [crash and then title screen reveals]


 * Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! [backs up and destroys his fence] Goodbye, pile o' broken wood!


 * Behold, the legendary Dragon!.

Shackelford

 * She finally says "hi" to me, and what do I do?! I choke! Argh! "A-hyuck!" Like a big spaz!


 * I think I'm gonna be sick.


 * Dad, it's BIGFOOT!

Others
Kenny and Dan: [shows Max his "cheesy" model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa] Max, look! It's the leaning tower of Cheeza!

Dialogue
Dobson: Garsh, Buster. You sure are good with kids. Pete: Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. Why, P.J., he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.

Dobson: Really? Where ya goin'?

Buster: Campin'! Nothin' like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and his son.

Dobson: Oh, Shackelford would never go for anything like that.

Buster: I don't know, Dobson. Somethin's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. For all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang and stealin' stuff and causin' riots, and...

Dobson: Oh, Shackelford is a good kid. He'd never get mixed up in somethin' like that.

Dobson: [hands Shackelford his discarded possum hat] Hey, you dropped your hat.

Shackelford: [huffs in extreme fury] This is the stupidest vacation! Ya drag me from home! Ya jam me in this dumb car, [rolls his window down] then drive 1,000,000 miles away, and see some stupid rat show! [tosses his hat out the window] Call me when the trip's over.

[Discussing Shackelford's alledged trip to the Powerline concert]

Shackelford: You're gonna be famous, buddy. 'Specially with Roxanne.

Shackelford: There's just one person who doesn't know about this, Dan.

Kenny: Who?.

Shackelford: My dad.

[the car is going out of control, and Shackelford and Dobson are trying to stop it]

Shackelford: You shoulda put the brake on! [he pulls Dobson into the car]

Dobson: Why don'tcha just put it on yourself?! [he pulls the brake, but it suddenly breaks off with a "BOING!"]

Shackelford: See? You ruin everything!

Dobson: Well, you ruined the vacation!

Shackelford: I ruined it?!.

[the car goes crashing on rock pillars]

Shackelford: I never... wanted to go... on this stupid... VACATION!!!!!!

[the car splashes into the river] [the car has landed in the stream with the Goofs inside]


 * Shackelford: Now look where you got us, Dad!


 * Dobson: Where I got us?!


 * Shackelford: You should've let me stay at home!


 * Dobson: Why? So you'd end up in prison?


 * Shackelford: Prison?! What're you talkin' about?!


 * Dobson: Your principal called me.


 * Shackelford: It's not what you think!


 * Dobson: You even lied to me!


 * Max: I had to! You were ruining my life!


 * Dobson: I was only trying to take my boy fishin', okay?!


 * Max: I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I'm grown up! I've got my own life now!


 * Dobson: I know that! I just wanted to be part of it! You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get, you'll always be my son.

Trailer Transcript
Timmy Brisby: Going somewhere, Pop? Basil: Sure are. It's a vacation with me and my best buddy! Timmy Brisby: Boris? Basil: No, silly! With you! (Timmy Sighs) Narrator: It's Basil of Baker Street. Basil: Goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo! Gimme a big... (Choking) Chief McBrusque: Stop goofing around! Narrator: In an outrageous full-length animated feature.

Basil: We'll spend some real quality time together!

Timmy Brisby: I think I'm gonna be sick. Narrator: Walt Disney presents...

Basil: Come on. This is gonna be fun! Narrator: The story of the father who couldn't be closer.

Basil: That's the spirit, Timmy! Timmy Brisby: Dad, look, this is embarrassing.

Narrator: To driving his son crazy.

Timmy Brisby: D'oh! This is pathetic. Narrator: Now, they're getting a crash course, in becoming best friends.

Timmy Brisby: It's Dragon!.

Basil: Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? You're out of focus.

Narrator: This spring one of 400Movies' favorite classic characters plans in theaters.

Basil: Whoa!

Narrator: The most hilarious...

Scooby Doo: It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh.

Narrator: And hippest animated musical-comedy ever.

Scooby Doo: A little smoke-ege! Oou-ou-ou! (Basil Laughing)

Narrator: A ZOOMbies Movie.

Dobson: Morning, son!

Timmy Brisby: Dad!

Narrator: It's hard to be cool, when your dad is Dobson.

Basil: You look just like I did at your age.

Timmy Brisby: Please don't say that, Dad.

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