A Good Gamer Never Forgets

Note: lunchtime from what a wonderful day can be heard at the cinema while 9 volt talks to viewers

Transcript
wario: today, 9 volt has his own life about a game, here he is

(at 9 volt’s house)

9 volt: (humming, then notices) oh, hi, i’m 9 volt, i’m Gonna remember I always have my Nintendo stuff, now

(at tokyo)

9 volt: hanafuda, manufacturing since 1889, it’s where you can play, like China cause, it doesn’t look like China? Am I right?

kids: yeah!

9 volt: oh, anyways, it’s a traditional Japanese card game, nintendo’s First product, next, I introduce, Yakuman!

Kids: yay!

9 volt: yakuman refers to this tile based game, and hey, it is Released in 1966, to the cinema!

(at screen 7)

9 volt: this is ultra hand

person: (Gracie films audio) ssh!

9 volt: (talks quietly) sorry, this is ultra hand, it’s released in the same year like yakuman, this was the first product in nintedo’s Ultra series, and it’s a fun toy, you can grab and snatch things (grabs popcorn to a person)

person 2: hey! My popcorn!

9 volt: (talks quietly) yum! and retract, and it has a package! Next!

(at the bus)

9 volt: playing cards, it is released in 1967, Nintendo made playing cards, and it’s large, and hey, a heart, diamond, spade and club

(at the park)

9 volt: ultra machine! Released in 1968, it is like golf, and it’s fun fun fun fun fun! And it’s the second product, and it is safe for big hits, big big big!

kid: haha!

kid 2: get him!

9 volt: (screams) and it’s fun for swift action!

(at preschool)

9 volt: N&B blocks, these are the blocks that used To build and released in the same year like ultra machine, a flower garden is made of blocks

(at the cafe)

9 volt: gamers of the cafe, I present to all of you... love tester! this was released in 1969, the toy that measure love between a duo (spills coffee on a woman’s lap)

woman: (screams)

9 volt: (giggles) oops!

(at the mall)

9 volt: this, is a ultra scope, and it was released in 1971, the third product, it is great for looking Through the scope, like people

(at the funfair)

9 volt: light gun custom, you can shoot it everywhere and win!

kids: yay!

(At the toy shop)

9 volt: lefty RX, released in 1972, it is a awesome toy car, watch it go!

(the lefty rx drives as the kids say whee)

(at the arcade)

9 volt: colour TV game 15, released in 1977, everyone is talking about, this was nintendo’s First home game, it has 6 games, you hear me? 6 games, and here, is a colour tv game racing 112 and it was in 1978, with 112 combinations

(he watches a wireless cleaner)

9 volt: and this is a wireless cleaner, in 1979, it‘s Like a large round vaccum, it can clean up EVERYTHING! (playing with a ten billion barrel) that, my friends is a ten billion barrel, it was released in 1980, with colours, by solving the puzzle, it was named after devil’s stones in Germany

kids: colours yay!

9 volt: this, is a game and watch, released in the same year, like ten billion barrels, it is a cool one, donkey kong is released in 1981 in arcades, but he stole a girl!

Kids: boo!

9 volt: anyway, Nintendo family entertainment is released in 1983 in Japanese, and europe in 1986, two controllers are better than one

(R.O.B enters)

9 volt: you might like this, his name is R.O.B, a robot released in 1985, now moving on is the 1990s

kids: yay!

9 volt: this is gameboy, it has a green tint, unlike game and watch, but anyways

(Super nes ad style)

9 volt: (male accent) here it is, the one and only, NES, released the same like game boy in japan and europe in 1992

girls: (singing) nes!

(record scratch)

9 volt: oops, anyways, this is a virtual boy, and it’s released in 1995, games leaped out at a player, and that is Nintendo 64, releasing in 1997, it’s 3D graphic, next one is game boy advance in 2001, a gamecube in 2002, nintendo ds in 2005, a wii in 2006 that feature miis, nintendo 3ds in 2011, wii u in 2012, amibo in 2014 and, and a Nintendo switch (sighs out of breath) anyway, I wrote a song, it’s called I love my Nintendo stuff