A Super Bad Hair Day transcript

Prologue: The theme song intro
Female Singer: Muppet Babies, they’ll make our dreams and life come true, Muppet Babies, they’ll do the stuff for me and you 

Kermit: When your room looks kind of weird and you wish that you weren’t there

Piggy: just close your eyes and make believe, and you can be anywhere

Female Singer: Muppet, Muppet, Muppet, Babies, Babies, Babies, make dreams and life come true.

Scene 1: The nursery house/imaginary universe: A gymnasium
Skeeter: “Hey, you guys, watch this.”

Skeeter does a super thrilling back flip and the scene goes to an imaginary universe: a gymnasium, then back to the nursery house.

Kermit: “Wow, Skeeter, that’s super thrilling,"

Summer: "when did you discover you could do that?”

Skeeter: “I don’t know, you guys, but I been very good at it so far.

Nanny walks right into the nursery house play room.

Nanny: “Hi, kids, I’ve got some real good news and real bad news.”

Gonzo: “Oh no, space monsters are attacking, I just knew it.”

Summer: [Giggles A Bit]

Nanny: [Chuckles A Bit] “No, Gonzo, space monsters don’t even exist.”

Gonzo: “Oh good.”

Piggy: “So what’s the good news, Nanny?”

Nanny: “Well, Piggy, the good news is that Inspector Jones is coming to investigate the nursery house, and he’s an inspector, do any of you know what an inspector is?”

Scooter: “An inspector is a person who investigates to see whether you have any weapons and stuff, but if you do, you could get arrested and go to the jail house.”

Nanny: “That’s exactly right, Scooter.”

Fozzie: “Maybe the inspector is like a comedian.”

Fozzie: [Usual Laughter]

Piggy: “Silly Fozzie, an inspector can’t be like a comedian if he investigates.”

Fozzie: “Or maybe he’s like an investigating comedian.”

Piggy: “Oh brother.”

Nanny: (looking at her digital watch) “Well, Inspector Jones should be here soon, see you later, kids, try and stay outta trouble, okay?”

Kermit: “Okay, Nanny.”

Walter: “You can count on all of us.”

Nanny leaves to go to the living room.

Kermit: “So what do you guys wanna do right before Inspector Jones arrives?”

Fozzie begins thinking for 1 minute.

Fozzie: “Hey, you guys, I’ve got an idea, we can look at 1 of Nanny’s memory photo albums.”

Bean: “That’s a great idea, Fozzie, looking at photographs brings back real good memories.”

The 25 Muppet Babies friends begin looking at photographs of the original classic 1980s-1990s Muppet Babies episodes.

Little Kermit: "Hey, look at this photograph, it was taken from the time when Gonzo ate all of the circus animal cookies by mistake and admitted that he didn’t share any of them."

Little Summer: "Well technically, I wasn't there at those times."

Little Gonzo: "Well, I did tell the truth anyhow, but right during lunch time, I couldn’t even look at my most favorite peanut butter and banana sandwich 'cause I was stuffed with circus animal cookies, so I didn't mind letting Animal eat what I didn't want."

Little Animal: "Yummy good. wawawawawawa."

Flashback to the original classic 1980s-1990s episode: The Great Cookie Robbery

Little Gonzo: "My favorite sandwich in the world and I'm so stuffed with cookies."

Little Animal: "Me look, me look."

End flashback sequence…….

Skeeter: "Hey wow, I remember this 1: it was taken when Gonzo's plush baby chicken, Camilla went missing."

Scooter: "Gonzo wanted to leave out clues to Camilla's whereabouts, and he imagined himself as Super Spy Weirdo."

Piggy: "And when Nanny made chicken salad that afternoon, he thought she made Camilla into lunch, but I assured him by telling him that Camilla's a stuffed chicken."

Flashback to the other 1980s-1990s episode: The Case of the Missing Chicken

Little Gonzo: "Did you hear that? chicken salad, Nanny made Camilla into lunch."

Little Piggy: "Camilla is a stuffed chicken, Gonzo."

Little Gonzo: "More like stuffed chicken salad."

End flashback sequence…….

Little Bean: "Those are wonderful memories of the past years."

Little Gonzo: "Hey, you guys, I know what these pictures are: these were taken during our Nanny search."

Flashback to the other 1980s-1990s episode: Plan 8 From Outer Space

Little Rowlf: "Hey, this place is pretty wild."

Little Fozzie: "Yeah, it even reminds me of a joke."

Little Fozzie: "What time is it when Sir Lunchalot looked at his bellybutton? it was the middle of the knight, get it?!?middle of the knight?!? bellybutton?!?"

Little Fozzie: [Usual Laughter]

Little Piggy: “Very funny, Fozzie.”

'Little Fozzie: “You really mean it? gee, maybe I could tell it to the princess, do you think she’ll like it?”'

Little Piggy: “I certainly do not, just don’t say anything and you won’t embarrass me.”

End flashback sequence……….

Little Kermit: “There’s nothing like good flashback memories.”

[Doorbell ringing]

Cut to Nanny in the nursery house living room……….

Nanny: “Oh, that must be Inspector Jones.”

Nanny goes over to open the door for Inspector Jones.

Nanny: “Why hello, Inspector Jones, what a pleasant surprise, please, come in.”

Inspector Jones: “Why sure, Ms. Nanny, I’ll go right into the nursery house playroom and see if those kids have any weapons or not.”

Inspector Jones walks around on his way to the nursery house playroom.

Meanwhile in the nursery house playroom…….

[Footsteps Approaching]

Li’l Tooth: “Hey, do any of you guys hear those footsteps approaching?”

Little Gonzo: “Of course we do, Li’l Tooth, it means that Inspector Jones is here.”

Inspector Jones steps right into the nursery house playroom.

Inspector Jones: “Alright, you kids, line up and let me investigate to see if you have any weapons or not.”

The 25 Muppet Babies friends line up to see if they have any weapons or not, and Inspector Jones investigates them, but finds no weapons.

Inspector Jones: “No weapons, just a bunch of toys, games and picture books, you kids are now free to do whatever you want.”

Inspector Jones leaves to say goodbye to Nanny and exit the nursery house.

Little Skeeter: “Whoa, boy, that was a real close 1.”

Little Fozzie: “I thought he was gonna arrest all of us and take all of us to the jail house."

Little Summer: "We're super lucky that he didn't."

Little Piggy: "Hey, I got an idea: let’s play another game called hair cuttery, I’ll be the hair cutter and 1 of you can be my customer, now everybody line up in 1 straight line."

The 25 Muppet Babies friends line up in 1 straight line.

Little Piggy: "Now let's see who my customer's gonna be, (she points right at Little Rowlf) how 'bout you, Rowlf?"

Little Rowlf: "Me?"

Little Piggy: "Yes, of course, Rowlf, now just sit right in this blue chair."

Little Rowlf sits right in the blue chair.

Little Rowlf: "I'm not really sure about this, Piggy."

Little Piggy: "Now just try and stay calm and don’t move 1 single muscle."

Little Rowlf controls himself and keeps calm while Little Piggy does a little bit of snipping.

Little Piggy: "There, all finished, what do you think, Rowlf?"

Little Rowlf: (looking at his reflection in the portable mirror) "Hey, I think it looks, it looks…..(he realizes his bad haircut) terrible and horrible, my hair looks awfully bad."

Little Animal: "Very bad."

Little Summer: "Uh oh, I sure hope Nanny doesn't see this."

Little Kermit: "Gee, Rowlf, we're terribly sorry that you got a real bad haircut."

Little Rowlf: "What am I gonna do, you guys? I can't let Nanny see my hair like this.”

Little Gonzo: "Don’t worry about it, Rowlf, I know just the thing that can cover up that real bad haircut."

Little Scooter: "That’s a great idea, Gonzo, but where do we find a red, blue, pink or green baseball cap?”

Little Skeeter notices a red baseball cap right on the sofa.

Little Skeeter: "Here's 1, (she walks right over to Little Rowlf and hands it right over to him.) here you go, Rowlf, now Nanny would never even notice your real bad haircut."

Little Piggy: "Rowlf, I’m terribly sorry about the real bad haircut I gave you, would you mind telling it to all of us in song so that I won't do it any longer?"

Little Rowlf: "No, Piggy, I won't mind at all."

Little Kermit: "Hit it, Rowlf."

Little Rowlf: [Playing On Toy Piano]

Little Rowlf: It all began in 1 straight line

she picked out a lucky number that had to be mine

but when I sat right in that chair

and snip, snip, snip 

it just wasn’t fair

it became a tad bit sad

my hair is really bad

Other Muppet Babies friends (except Little Animal, Li’l Chef and Little Beaker): his hair is really bad

Little Rowlf: it’s driving me real mad

what am I to do?

my hair is really bad

Other Muppet Babies friends (except Little Animal, Li’l Chef and Little Beaker) his hair is really bad

Little Rowlf: my hair is really bad……

[Music Ends]

Little Piggy: "Rowlf, I promise to never give you a real bad haircut."

Little Rowlf: "Thanks a bunch, Piggy, I really appreciate it."

Little Kermit: "That's good, now let's all go to the dining room, Nanny's made a real good dinner meal for all of us."

The 25 Muppet Babies friends go right into the dining room, enjoy their dinner and later dessert meals, then go right to bed and fall asleep.

The very next morning…….

Little Bunsen: "Good morning, Rowlf, did you sleep okay?"

Little Rowlf: "Of course I did, Bunsen, is my hair back to the way it was before?"

Little Bunsen: "See for yourself, Rowlf, Beaker, give me the portable mirror."

Little Beaker: (giving Little Bunsen the portable mirror) Mee, mee.

Little Rowlf: "Here goes nothing."

Little Rowlf takes the red baseball cap off his head and looks at his reflection in the portable mirror again.

Little Rowlf: "Hey, my hair's back to the way it was before, it's not a real bad haircut any longer."

Little Kermit: "Congratulations, Rowlf,"

Little Summer: "your hair's back to the way it was before."

Little Fozzie: "now we don’t need to worry about Nanny freaking out over that real bad haircut that you had yesterday afternoon and evening."

Little Piggy: "And I won’t ever give you another bad haircut at all."

Fade to another black screen………

Voice Cast Members End Credits
Matt Danner as Little Kermit and Little Beaker (voices)

Melanie Harrison as Little Piggy (voice)

Eric Bauza as Little Fozzie, Little Bunsen and Little Rowlf (voices)

Ben Diskin as Little Gonzo and Little Rizzo (voices)

Dee Bradley Baker as Animal (voice)

Breckin Meyer as Little Scooter and Little Skeeter (voices)

Jessica DiCicco as Little Summer (voice)

Seth Green as Little Janice (voice)

Rob Paulsen as Little Bean (voice)

Debi Derryberry as Little Link Hogthrob (voice)

Danny Cooksey as Little Walter (voice)

Bill Fagerbakke as Little Thog (voice)

Roger Craig Smith as Little Doglion (voice)

Richard Horvitz as Little Lips (voice)

Seth MacFarlane as Little Sam (voice)

Tom Kane as Little Beauregard

Ian James Cortlett as Little Sweetums (voice)

Kathleen Barr as Li’l Tooth (voice)

Drake Bell as Little Floyd (voice)

Nancy Cartwright as Little Zoot (voice)

Maurice LaMarche as Inspector Jones (voice)

Jenny Slate as Nanny (voice)