Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy in the Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound/Transcript

Scene 1

 * Narrator: The Year Was 1849
 * Mario: Gold! Gold! Gold! I Found Gold!
 * Narrator: And So Begin The Gold Rush
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine.
 * Narrator: Excuse Me!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yes?
 * Narrator: Who Are You?
 * Huckleberry Hound: My Name Is Sheriff Huckleberry I'm So Very Smarter Than Me Uh Huh.
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: So Huck Are We There Yet?
 * Augie Doggie, Doggie Daddy and Huckleberry Hound: No!
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I'm Hungry!
 * Augie Doggie: Who's Ready for Dessert?
 * Narrator: Not Dessert Desert!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Doggie Daddy: Oh No!
 * Narrator:
 * Stinky Dalton: The Dalton Gang!
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh I'm Dinky.
 * Pinky Dalton: I'm Pinky!
 * Finky Dalton: I'm Finky!
 * Stinky Dalton: And I'm Stinky!
 * Doggie Daddy: Oh Dalton Brothers Say Cheese!
 * Stinky Dalton: Cheese!
 * Narrator: Yes, The Dalton Gang. Wanted Dead Or Unalive!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Narrator:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh Finky Where Is He?
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah,
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * Mario:
 * Stinky Dalton: Gee I'm Sorry!
 * Mario:
 * Luigi: Yeah,
 * Mario:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Mario:
 * Stinky Dalton: No Television? Forget It Pal I'll Take The 90 Days.
 * Narrator:
 * Hokey Wolf: It's Me, Hokey Wolf!
 * Aruba:
 * Yoshi:
 * Hokey Wolf: My Pants!
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Augie Doggie: Is It Two-Bit?
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: Yes.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Two-Bit California.
 * Doggie Daddy: Not Bad!
 * Narrator:
 * Flip Flops Hound:
 * Augie Doggie:
 * Doggie Daddy:
 * Flip Flops Hound: Hey Lawman Look At The Cowboys! Look At The Cowboys!
 * Mario and Luigi:
 * Lawman Huck:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I'm Sorry Lawman, Do You Know What's Gonna Happen?
 * Doggie Daddy: Me Too!
 * Lawman Huck:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Flip Flops Hound:
 * Narrator:
 * Rusty Nails: Any Root Bear?
 * Snagglepuss: Bubbles and Bubbles and Bubbles!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Serves You Right!
 * Rusty Nails: Red Eye!
 * Red Eye the Bartender:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails:

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails: May I Have Your Attention Please?
 * Snagglepuss: Come On, Yoshi, It will be Fine!
 * Rusty Nails: Once the Song is Over, then You Can Eat!
 * Yoshi: A One, A Two, A One Two Three!
 * Rusty Nails and Snagglepuss: Here We Go Again!
 * Yoshi: Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Rusty Nails: Mario and Luigi
 * Yoshi: Lots of Lots of Stinky Daltons Coming Back This Way!
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Yoshi:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Yoshi:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here!
 * Yoshi: Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Yoshi:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Yoshi:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Yoshi:
 * Rusty Nails: Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Rusty Nails, Snagglepuss and Yoshi: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!

Scene 2

 * Finky Dalton: I'm Finky!
 * Pinky Dalton: I'm Pinky!
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh I'm Dinky.
 * Red Eye the Bartender:
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh Yeah,
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Aruba:
 * Red Eye the Bartender:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Finky.
 * Augie Doggie:
 * Doggie Daddy: It's Me!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah,
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Aruba: Whoopie!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Red Eye the Bartender:
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 3

 * Pinky Dalton: Run Huck!
 * Huckleberry Hound: It’s A Boulder!
 * Finky Dalton: Huck! Catch Me!
 * Dinky Dalton: I Can’t Reach You Huck!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: (laughs) All Part of My Plan!
 * Narrator:
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Baba Boy
 * Baba Looey:
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Baba Looey:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine. Howdy Y'all.
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I Have This Here Gold Nugget.
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Baba Looey:
 * Huckleberry Hound: (laughs)
 * Augie Doggie: Yee Haw!
 * Doggie Daddy: Yahoo!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Here's Your Mountain Dew!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Doggie Daddy: Yeah,
 * Quick Draw McGraw: That's Right Doggie Daddy!,
 * Augie Doggie: Yes,
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Narrator:
 * Stinky Dalton: Perfect!
 * Narrator:
 * Mario: Please Call Me Mario.
 * Luigi:
 * Mario:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Red Eye the Bartender:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Narrator: Jump!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Get Out of Here before I Kill You, Mr. Narrator.
 * Lawman Huck:
 * Flip Flops Hound:
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Get Out of Here Before You're Lunch, Huckleberry Hound!
 * Snagglepuss: No!
 * Yoshi: Snagglepuss, Red Eye Doesn't Like Him!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: What Happened To Stinky Dalton?
 * Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Y'all.
 * Hokey Wolf: Bingo!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Mario:
 * Hokey Wolf: Would You Like a Muck Pie?
 * Mario, Luigi, Aruba and Yoshi: Heck No!
 * Hokey Wolf: How About A Pizza?
 * Luigi: Yes Please!
 * Aruba: Sorry Luigi, But This is My Pizza!
 * Mario:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yes. There's A Badge On My Chest! Yow!
 * Narrator: Lucky You!
 * Pinky Dalton: It's Golden!
 * Finky Dalton: I'm Amazed!
 * Dinky Dalton: Huck is Gone, The Boulder Chased Him.
 * Pinky Dalton: Here We Go Again Finky!

Scene 4

 * Augie Doggie: Huck is Gone! I Hope We Find Him!
 * Doggie Daddy: We Will! Aruba, Sound Out the Howl!
 * Aruba: I Will! (howls in song)
 * Augie Doggie: I Have Never Prayed So Deeply Before, Until Now! I Just Never Thought We Faced a Problem with a Boulder So Deeply! Curse You Red Eye the Bartender, Bless The Good Peeps of California!
 * Aruba: (howls in song)
 * Pinky Dalton: I Will Miss You Huck!
 * Dinky Dalton: I Just Hope Someone Finds Him!
 * Finky Dalton: (cries)
 * Aruba and Mario: (howls in song)
 * Narrator: Poor Old Huckleberry Hound! He was Lost, worrying that Red Eye the Bartender would steal the Entire West.

Scene 5

 * Doggie Daddy: I Found Him!
 * Augie Doggie: Excuse Me, Are You a Vandal? A Little birdy told me Vandals Tuin Everything.
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: Oops! Are You Pretending to be Huckleberry Hound?
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse:
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Doggie Daddy:

Scene 6

 * Augie Doggie: Let's Make This Moment Last.
 * Baba Looey: I Need to Pee!
 * Doggie Daddy: Ew, Gross! What Kind of Bathroom Routine is That?
 * Hokey Wolf: 🎵There Was a Little Tree, That Fell into the River!🎵
 * Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: 🎵And the River Flowed and Flowed into the Giant Lake!🎵
 * Huckleberry Hound: Is This for Real?
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: Well, I Can’t Say I Haven’t had my own Tinkle Timeouts!
 * Augie Doggie: Ew! We Don't Want to Hear That!
 * Doggie Daddy: Toilet Humor?
 * Huckleberry Hound: Let Him Pee!
 * Rusty Nails: OK. I'm Gonna Close My Eyes, Curl into a Ball, and Pretend you don't see me!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: R.N, I Can Still See You.
 * Baba Looey:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Flip Flops Hound: Smarter of Sheriff Huckleberry.
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: Cannonball!
 * Lawman Huck: Yahoo!
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Augie Doggie: Woohoo!
 * Doggie Daddy:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Yeah,
 * Baba Looey: 🎵And the River Flowed and Flowed into the Giant Lake!🎵
 * Doggie Daddy: Come On, Let's Sing!
 * Augie Doggie, Doggie Daddy, Hokey Wolf, Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Looey, Rusty Nails and Snagglepuss: 🎵There was a Little Tree, That Fell into the River! And the River Flowed and Flowed into the Giant Lake!🎵
 * Baba Looey: Don't Look Now!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Looey, You Pooped on My Head!
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Flip Flops Hound:
 * Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy:
 * Flip Flops Hound: Maybe This Time I'll Take Your Word For During Lunch.
 * Lawman Huck: Oh, And I Have a Funny Video to Show the Entire Government.
 * Huckleberry Hound: The ENTIRE Goverment!
 * Augie Doggie: That's Lawman Huck for You.
 * Doggie Daddy: Show Me the Video!
 * Mario: It's Me, Mario!
 * Luigi: It's Me, Luigi!
 * Stinky Dalton: I'm Stinky Dalton!
 * Huckleberry Hound: While You were Looking for Me I made a Dance Remix!
 * Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy: What?
 * Stinky Dalton: I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. What Do You Know A Cowboy Needs A Horse?
 * Luigi: Hacky Hacky Hacky Hacky!
 * Mario: (howls 4 times)
 * Stinky Dalton: Cut!
 * Luigi: Oh My God! What Kind of Funny Video is this?
 * Stinky Dalton: Happy Birthday Huck!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Augie Doggie:
 * Doggie Daddy:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Mario:
 * Luigi: Yeah,
 * Stinky Dalton: Ho! Ho! Ho!
 * Huckleberry Hound: I Do Believe That Sounds Like Santa Claus.
 * Stinky Dalton: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas Huck!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Doggie Daddy:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Just A Second Granny
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Augie Doggie:
 * Doggie Daddy:

Scene 7

 * Stinky Dalton: I Hope there's Lots of Gold!
 * Finky Dalton: Let's Go on a Mine Cart Ride!
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah!
 * Finky Dalton: (laughs) While The Gang's Away, The Daltons Will Play! Woohoo!
 * Dinky Dalton: My Hat!
 * Stinky Dalton: Hat on Hat!

Song 2 (Gold! Gold! Gold!)

 * Stinky Dalton: Hey Look, It's Gold!
 * Pinky Dalton: Come and Get It!
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton:

Scene 8

 * Aruba: Huck! Auggie! Daddy! Hokey! Quick! Looey! R.N! Snaggles!
 * Lawman Huck: That Must Be Aruba!
 * Flip Flops Hound: Daltonville? What's This?
 * Snagglepuss: It’s a New Town That Just Opened. Wanna Come Hokey?
 * Hokey Wolf: You Betcha!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Wait a Minute, This Must Be Red Eye the Bartender’s Plan.
 * Baba Looey: Quick, You’re a Worrywart!
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: Oh Dear, Red Eye has ate Everyone’s Food.
 * Hokey Wolf: Well Might Be A Bad Luck.
 * Flips Flops Hound: Bad Luck? What Happened To Huck? (gasps)
 * Stinky Dalton: Hello Flip Flops!
 * Flip Flops Hound: Red Eye and The Coyote Crew have Ate all the Pizza. There's No Food Left, All The Hound Dogs are Starving and Are Too Tired to Hunt.

Scene 9

 * Flip Flops Hound: Oh No!
 * Stinky Dalton: What's Wrong?
 * Flip Flops Hound: Red Eye the Bartender ate Everything!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: We're Rich! We're Rich! (evil laughs)
 * Finky Dalton: Just What Flip Flops Said!
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah, Just A Bunch of Blue Hombres!
 * Finky Dalton: Run! He's After Us!
 * Desert Flower:
 * Augie Doggie:
 * Doggie Daddy:
 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Chief:
 * Chieftess: I Think Desert Flower Will Be Happy.
 * Chief:
 * Chieftess: Can't You See They're In Love?
 * Chief:
 * Chieftess:
 * Chief:
 * Chief: