The Adventure Time Movie: The Return of the Lich/Trailer transcripts

Here are the trailer transcripts for the Warner Bros' 2017 animated film, Adventure Time.

Teaser Trailer

 * (Shows MPAA Green Screen)
 * (Shows TimeWarner, Turner, Cartoon Network and Frederator Studios logos)
 * (Finn and Jake are pulled into the portal created by the Enchiridion. They hit a floating chunk of land and sit there for a second. Finn looks up to see the Lich bound from rock to rock towards the time room in the apparent center of this dimension.
 * Finn: (gasps) He's heading for that cube. Come on, Jake.
 * Jake: Oh, yeah.
 * (The Lich enters the time room from a hole on the side. Finn and Jake bound to the time room and enter to find the Lich laughing next to Prismo. He then disappears.)
 * Finn: Whaaaat?!?! He's gone!
 * Jake: What?! What happened?!
 * Prismo: Hey, hey! Did you guys see that? You know that was a ghost wearing a dead guy? That might be the nastiest thing I've ever seen. Na-na-na-na-nasty! Nasty jazz! Nast-- (Almost like beat boxing)
 * Jake: Hey, hey! Easy, buddy! That's our friend Billy! He got possessed by the Lich! (Finn looks very sad and Jake puts an arm around him)
 * Prismo: Oh! Sorry, sorry! I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends. My uncle is nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.
 * Finn: (Jake stretches them down to the floor) Do you know where he went? We have to find our friend.
 * Prismo: Who knows?
 * Finn: (Depressed) Uh. Oh.
 * Prismo: Actually, it depends on the wish I granted him.
 * Finn: "Wish"? (Hastily)
 * Prismo: Yeah, he wished for the extinction of all life and I did it. I guess it changed his timeline or something?
 * Finn: WHAT?!?! OH GLOB!
 * Jake: Whoa, wait a minute. How can that be if I'm still here kickin' it with my main man, Finn?
 * Prismo: Oh, that's because you're safe in my time room until you make your wish.
 * Finn & Jake: (They pause to think) Ohhhh.
 * Jake: I wish that life wasn't anymore extinc—
 * Finn: (Finn pushes Jake's arm down) Whoa! Wait, Jake. Don't mess this up. Think about it: if we wish everything back to normal, the Lich could just jazz it up again.
 * Jake: Oh yeah. Jazz.
 * Finn: Hmmmm. (Thinking)
 * Jake: Hmmmm.
 * Finn: I got it! I wish... the Lich... never... even ever existed!
 * (Shows the silhouettes of Fionna and Cake.)
 * (The title's movie logo appears.)
 * Title: ADVENTURE TIME
 * Title: COMING SOON FROM CARTOON NETWORK.
 * Title: 2017.