Zach Curdles and the Elevator

Zach: "I push the button! I push it! I push it again! I push it again and again and again and again!"

Clancy: "Hey, young man, that elevator is not a play toy.

Zach: "Outta my way, joker, I got some buttons to push, and nobody's gonna stop me!"

(Just as the elevator reaches the 1st floor, Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are onboard the elevator, they are both dizzy and Lincoln's face turns bright green with motion sickness and Ronnie Anne is wearing a new 29 dollar t-shirt she just bought.)

Lincoln: "If I would've known this elevator would've been malfunctioning today, I wouldn't've eaten that 2nd deep grilled cheeseburger."

Ronnie Anne: "If you barf all over my new t-shirt, you're paying for the dry cleaning."

Lincoln: "Oh no, not that crazy man again."

Ronnie Anne: "No wonder this thing was bouncing us around like popcorn in a microwave."

Zach: "Hey, you guys, clear the way, this elevator's as good as mine."

Ronnie Anne: "No it's not, It's the shopping mall's, all of the customers who wanna buy stuff from this shopping mall need to use this to get to and from their department stores, didn't you notice the t-shirt I just bought? it cost me 29 dollars, and it's not worth every single penny if you make nauseous boy barf all over it."

Zach: "My elevator, not your elevator, my elevator, not your elevator, mine!"

Ronnie Anne: "Give it a rest, Zach, you're not 3 years old any longer, you're 11 years old right now, and it's time you began acting like a growing boy, not a little tyke, you're embarrassing everybody, including your parents, what would your mom or dad say if 1 of them saw you throwing a tantrum like a little tyke and being extremely rude to the other customers?"

Zach: "My turn, not your turn, I push the buttons!"

Ronnie Anne: "It's just not worth our time to wait for him to learn his lesson, come on, Lincoln, let's get outta here, if he's gonna use that elevator, I'd rather keep this t-shirt clean."

Lincoln: "You know, Ronnie Anne, I'd be just perfectly fine if I had some antacid or even a trip to the little men's room."