The All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Movie television promo transcript

McDonalds Happy Meal commercial
Professor Elmer: (from the voice responder) "Hewwo and wewcome to McDonawds, how can I hewp you hewe?"

Plucky: "I would like a cheeseburger happy meal with apple slices and a chocolate milk, please."

Professor Elmer: (from the voice responder) "Awwight, and how 'bout you, Hamton?"

Hamton: "I would like a 6 piece McNugget happy meal with apple slices and a chocolate milk as well."

Professor Elmer: (from the voice responder) "Okay, dey'we coming wight up."

Commercial Announcer: "Now at McDonalds, you can get a talking toy figurine of 1 of your most favorite characters from The All-New Tiny Toon Adventures Movie, there's Buster Bunny,"

Buster Happy Meal Toy Figurine: "ACME Acres is in terrible danger!"

Commercial Announcer: "Babs Bunny,"

Babs Happy Meal Toy Figurine: "We can't let them tear everything down!"

Commercial Announcer: "Plucky Duck,"

Plucky Happy Meal Toy Figurine: "Nobody, not nobody tries to tear down ACME Acres in the name of ACME Looniversity!"

Commercial Announcer: "Hamton Pig,"

Hamton Happy Meal Toy Figurine: "Boy, Dr. Splicer and Master X sure creep me out."

Commercial Announcer: "Shirley the Loon,"

Shirley Happy Meal Toy Figurine: "Like, who would wanna try to destroy the ACME Shopping Mall?"

Commercial Announcer: "Fifi La Fume,"

Fifi Happy Meal Toy Figurine: "Zere ees somezing terrible happening een ze entire neighborhood, we must save eet right away!"

Commercial Announcer: "Fowlmouth,"

Fowlmouth Happy Meal Toy Figurine: "You guys better not try chasing after me, not for a million dadgum years!"

Commercial Announcer: "and Gogo Dodo."

Gogo Happy Meal Toy Figurine: "Lunch break, lunch break, cuckoo, cuckoo."

Commercial Announcer: "You can collect all 8 of them, but only in your McDonalds Happy Meal."

Professor Elmer: "Oh deaw, I'm not suwe whewe to pop de entiwe evidence."