The Secret Musical Life of Pets/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer
[crashing]

[crashing]

[squeaking]

[crashing]

[squeaking]

[Song 2 playing]

[whooshing]

Holiday Trailer
[orchestral music playing]

Gidget: [chuckling, gasping] Ooh! Hello! [chuckling, sniffing, sighing]

Ozone: '''HEY! THAT'S MY FLOWER!'''

Gidget: Uh-oh! [panting, sighing, screaming] Oh no! [screaming]

[splash!]

Gidget: [gasping, coughing] Whoa! Oof! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa... Whoa! NOOOOOO! [yelling] 'UH-OOOOOH! NOOOOOO!'

[splash!]

Gidget: [gasping, coughing] Whoa!

[splash!]

Gidget: [gasping, coughing]

[somber music playing]

Gidget: Wow!

[orchestral music playing]

[thunder rumbling, crashing]

Gidget: [screaming]

[dramatic music playing]

Gidget: DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!

[whooshing]

Kevin Hart Is Snowball
[dramatic music playing]

[metal scraping]

J. Menard: Whoa, you see that?

D. Fourrage: Hey there, cute little bunny!

Snowball and D. Fourrage: [scream]

D. Fourrage: '''BUNNY! SAVE YOURSELF!'''

Snowball: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HUMAN!

[Happy playing]

Snowball: AIEEE! Ripper?! Where the fuck are you at?! Let's go! I'm busting you outta here!

[Happy playing]

[munching noises]

[ding!]

[Happy playing]

Snowball: Liberated forever! Domesticated never! YEEEAAHHH!

[traffic noises]

[Happy playing]

Snowball: I've returned from the surface with two new recruits! It's initiation time.

Max: I'm sorry, what time?

[Happy playing]

Apollo: [hissing]

Snowball: Who wants to go first?

[Happy playing]

Snowball: GODDAMN IT, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Nitro: What?

The Alley Cats: [scream]

Tattoo: YOU KILLED THE CATS! [grunts]

[Happy playing]

Trailer #2
[Wild Wild Love playing]

Gidget: I'm Gidget, and I'm the luckiest girl in New York.

[Wild Wild Love playing]

Bus Driver: Monsters University! Anybody getting off?

[Wild Wild Love playing]

Mini-Buzz: Hello, everyone! It's great to be in the theatre!

Babs: Hello there!

Gidget: Hi, humans!

Mini-Buzz: We're the Toy Orchestra. I'm Mini-Buzz Lightyear. I conduct and record the orchestra.

[Wild Wild Love playing]

Dolphina: I just want to be a normal dolphin.

Man #1: '''WHOA! WHOA!'''

Recycle Ben: '''THIS IS REAL! THIS IS FUCKING REAL! GODDAMN IT!'''

The Toy Orchestra: [clamoring]

Mel: Morning, Gidget!

Gidget: Hey, guys! Any plans today?

Max: I got big plans, I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait for Katie to come back.

Gidget: We are very lucky having such wonderful musical weather fun here in New York.

[pinwheel whistles]

[Welcome to New York playing]

Recycle Ben: WHAT IS IT, KATIE, WHAT?!

Katie: Hey, Maximilian! I have some big news. Oh!

Duke: [panting]

Katie: Max, this is Duke!

Max: [gasps]

Mini-Buzz: Let me handle this.

[Downtown playing]

Mini-Buzz: To infinity and beyond!

Mini-Buzz and Duke: [scream]

Duke: SAVE YOURSELF!

Gidget: Listen, Frank, I got a bad situation. Katie brought Max a new dog from the pound!

Frank: Oh, come on, Gidget, I'm your friend. I don't care about you or your problems.

Duke: Hey, Max!

Max: [yells]

Gidget: Max!

Max: [screams]

Ozone: Hey, what's going on here? Does this smell funny to you?

Duke: Mind your own business, oh, my God, what happened to you?

[teeth chattering]

Max and Duke: [scream]

Duke: RUN!

Max and Duke: [gasp]

Max: '''WAIT! HELP, HELP!'''

Gidget: Where... is... MAX?!

Mini-Buzz: OH!

Vlad: GIVE HER THE DRINKS! [grunts]

[Downtown playing]

Gidget: Max is missing!

Mel: Holy shit, Gidget!

Lofty Harvey: What the FUCK?!

Ozone: [retching, grunting]

All: [gasp]

Mini-Buzz: But what about Max's collar?

[Downtown playing]

[munching noises]

Snowball: We'll bust the both of you out of here, but from now on, you work for me.

Irish Potato: '''OH, JESUS FUCK! OH!'''

Carl and Barry: [scream]

Ozone: Max must be out there somewhere.

Irish Potato: '''YOU BAD ROBOT! ME EYES! THEY BURN!'''

Bacon Strips: [whimpering]

Bread: [whimpering]

Cheese: NO!

Lettuce: [screaming]

Italian Tomato: PLEASE-A NO, I'VE-A GOT A FAMIGLIA!

Barry: OH, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Duke: Come on, Max!

Max: [yelling]

Gidget: [laughing]

Pops: This is my city. I'll find your friend.

All: [scream]

Vlad: FUCK YOUR BALLOON, GIDGET!

Gidget: MY BALLOON DIDN'T DO THAT!

Vlad: AAH!

Max and Duke: [scream]

Duke: Isn't home that way?

Max: Seriously?

Announcer: The Secret Musical Life of Pets.

Dolphina: Look out, New York! Nothing can stop us now. [plays piano]

[engine revving]

[tires screeching]

[crash!]

[whooshing]