Woof n Bark Game - (The Woofpet Show Episode)

Woof "n" Bark Game is very first episode of The Woofpet Show season 1.

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Ryker Dog - How About We'll Play Dogs catch Wolf and then maybe my love chase me around just, just for a hour

Roxie Fox complaining - ow ow ow ow, What the fuck I'm repose to do sitting and watch yous three whizz and prancing around the fucking house.

Junior Dog - How about we'll can play hide and seek, that way Roxie, Jethro and my teddy bear Homosexual we can all play.

Jethro Wolf - Yeah yeah Ryker tell the truth your game's fucking gay.

(Then Roberto McGee Wolf came into the living room)

Roberto McGee Wolf - Hmm hmm, I can hear a lot noise in here, Hmm hmm that's sounds a lot of arguing in here.

Ryker Dog told Roberto McGee Wolf - I want to play Dogs catch Wolf boss.

Roxie Fox told Ryker Dog - No no no Ryker we're playing hide and seek. Don't be a spoiled bastard.

Roberto McGee Wolf - Hmm I do like the sound of hide and seek, hmm hmm ha ha.

(Roberto McGee Wolf walked out the living room)

Roxie Fox - Right that's sorted then, Jethro you hide first since you're kind of shit at hiding that it will be quicker and we all count. Okay now fuck off.

Jethro Wolf - Let's get started then, find me bitches.

Roxie, Ryker and Junior counting - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15.

(In the hallway)

Jethro Wolf - Oh shit wolfies, they're coming.

(Back to the living room)

Roxie Fox - Alright woofie time's out. You'll go the south side Ryker, and you'll go the east side Junior, and I'll go the west side because I saw him go that way.

Junior Dog - Oh uh I forgot which she say.

(In Roberto McGee Wolf's walk in wardrobe)

Jethro Wolf - Oh well I better be quiet in here or else they'll find me.

(In the kitchen)

Ryker Dog - Jethro, where are you.

(In Roberto McGee Wolf's master bedroom)

Roxie Fox - ROAR ! I FOUND YOU JETHRO, I DID IT I WON !

Jethro Wolf - Ahhh, fucking hell Roxie you gave me a huge fright while I was dreaming about beer without you wee orange furry bastard to but in.

Roxie Fox told Jethro Wolf - Okay okay wolfie mate, take a fucking chill pill man.

Jethro Wolf - Oh I sorry Roxie I just over enacting a bit.

Roxie Fox - That's okay my love. Well can I hide with you please.

Jethro Wolf - Of course you can hen but remember to be quiet or else the two motherfucker dogs Junior and Ryker will find us. You know dogs good at finding clues like bloody Scooby-Doo.

(Scooby-Doo Scene)

Shaggy Rogers - Alright Scoob, Let's go into the kitchen to get food.

Scooby-Doo - Yeah Shaggy, Let's fucking do this my best mate.

Fred Jones said them in a angry voice with a gun in his right hand - Hey yous not so fast guys, I'm so fucking sick fed up of yous guys eating all of the freaking time 24/7 and now it's time to die Shaggy and Scooby, yous are useless anyway.

Shaggy Rogers said to Fred Jones feeling scared - No no no, Please don't kill us please please PLEASE !. We're promise to not eat food all of the time especially before and after meals.

Fred Jones said with the gun pointing towards them - I don't freaking care anymore, time for yous to die. Any last words yous two want to say before you die.

(Then Shaggy and Scooby never said a word to Fred.)

Fred Jones - Okay Good, Now it's time to say goodbye to this world Scooby and Shaggy, I'm not bloody care if I'll get arrested or send to court because I hate you motherfuckers anyways, goodbye.

(Fred Jones shot Shaggy and Scooby-Doo died with blood running over the floor and he was so happy that they're gone for good.

Fred Jones - Yahoo Yahoo, Fred Jones you're a fucking genius.

(Back in Roberto McGee Wolf's Walk in wardrobe).

Jethro Wolf - Forget that fucking idea, Scooby-Doo is just useless piece of shit anyway. In the other hand Tom and Jerry does way better than Scooby-Doo but it's a shame that Tom and Jerry now moved to fucking Glasgow with their ex-girlfriend Zoe McPhee. I had been to Glasgow before for a vacation and the place was full of drunkies and fucking junkie bastards. Well do you like to have sexy time together in this wardrobe.

Roxie Fox -