The Characters of HBO's My Life as an Adult Android Read Famous Movie Quotes/Transcript

Transcript

 * Jimmy Kimmel: "Ready... get set... and ACTION!"
 * Jena Wakeman: "Wow, Mr. Kimmel. That was a clip!"
 * Sheldon Lee: "What is it supposed to mean?"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Alright, alright then, we're just going to say these lines from movies."
 * (Famous Film Quotes Featuring the Characters from My Life as an Adult Android.)
 * Vexus: "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!"
 * Misty: "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"
 * XJ-6: "It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!"
 * Sheldon Lee: "We accept her, one of us."
 * Vexus: "It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "You're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star."
 * Sheldon Lee: "Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."
 * Sheldon Lee: "There ain't no Sanity Claus!"
 * XJ-6: "Magic mirror on the wall! Who is the fairest of them all? Muhuhuhahaha!"
 * Kenny Mogg: "Elementary my dear, Watson. Pure elementary."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."
 * XJ-4: "There's no place like home! There's no place like home! Oh, I'm just clicking my heels together."
 * Jena Wakeman: "And the last thing he said to me, 'Rock,' he said, 'sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.' Whatever "Gipper" is."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Rosebud."
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "The stuff that dreams are made of."
 * Vexus: "Here's looking at you, kid."
 * Jenny Wakeman; "Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."
 * Jenny Wakeman:
 * Jenny Wakeman: You know how to whistle. Don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
 * Vega: "Who's on first? Who's on second? I don't know who's on third."
 * Vexus: "You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
 * Sheldon Lee: "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
 * Vega: "Alright, Mr. DeMile, I'm ready for my closeup."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
 * XJ-4: "Stella! Hey Stella!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Shane! Come back!"
 * XJ-4: "I could've been a contender."
 * Vega: "You're tearing my apart!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Well, nobody's perfect."
 * Sheldon Lee: "A boy's best friend is his mother."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I'm Spartacus!"
 * XJ-6: "Shut up and deal."
 * Sheldon Lee: "Bond. James Bond."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Name of God. Do your duty."
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "Helmut, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
 * Sheldon Lee: "A martini, shaken not stirred."
 * Jena Wakeman: "You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."
 * Vexus: "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "They call me Mister Tibbs."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "We rob banks."
 * Sheldon Lee: "Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Open the pod bay doors. Please, HAL."
 * Sheldon Lee: "What have you done to it's eyes?!?
 * Vexus: "They're comin' to get you, Barbara!"
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Hello, gorgeous!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!"
 * Founder of Mezmer: "If they move, kill them."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Fill in your hand, you son of a bitch!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "You got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
 * Sheldon Lee: "The snozberries taste like snozberries!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "I bet you squeal like a pig."
 * Kenny Mogg: "The power of price compels you!"
 * Vega: "Soylent Green is people!"
 * Jena Wakeman: "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
 * Vexus: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "Just a flesh wound."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Attica! Attica! Attica!"
 * Sheldon Lee: "Are you talkin' to me?"
 * Vexus: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!"
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "This is me boxing. Yo, Adrian!"
 * Kenny Mogg: "Is it safe?"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "La di dah, la di dah!"
 * Vega: "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope
 * Sheldon Lee: "Toga! Toga!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I love the small of napalm in the morning."
 * Vexus: "Warriors, come out to play."
 * Sheldon Lee: "It's show time, folks."
 * Jena Wakeman: "I was born, a poor black child."
 * Teenage Jena Wakeman: "You're out of order, you're out of order!"
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Luke, I am your father."
 * Vexus: "Here's Johnny!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Surely, you can't be serious."
 * Sheldon Lee: "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
 * Vertex: "I'm am not an animal! I am a human being."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masterschampion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
 * Vexus: "We're on a mission for god."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?"
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "Good to be the king."
 * Vexus: "No wire hangars, EVER!"
 * Vexus: "All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in rain."
 * Sheldon Lee: "They're here."
 * Vexus: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
 * Teenage Jena Wakeman: "E.T. phone home."
 * Vega: "Say hello to my little friend!"
 * Vexus: "Go ahead, make my day."
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "Shoot your eye out."
 * Dr. Nora Wakeman: "Shall we play a game?"
 * Melody Locus: "Wax on, wax off."
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "These go to eleven."
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "I'll be back. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger."
 * Vega: "One, two, Freddy's come to you."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "He slimed me!"
 * Sheldon Lee: "Roads? Where we going we don't need roads."
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "Goonies never say die!"
 * Vexus: "Two men enter, one man leaves!"
 * Dr. Nora Wakeman: "When you grow up, you're heart dies."
 * Misty: "I feel the need...the need for SPEED!"
 * Vexus: "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it."
 * Vega: "Get away from her, you BITCH!"
 * Teenage Jena Wakeman: "There can be only one."
 * Sheldon Lee: "That's not a knife. That's a knife."
 * Teenage Jena Wakeman: "Be afraid, be very afraid."
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "Good morning, Vietnam."
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
 * Jena Wakeman: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
 * Jena Wakeman: "This is the chopper. This is the chopper."
 * Vexus: "Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
 * Sheldon Lee: "I'm too old for this shit."
 * Vega: "Snap out of it!"
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "Groovy."
 * Founder of Mezmer: "Jesus H Christ."
 * Vexus: "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Yipee-ki-yay, motherf***er!"
 * Jena Wakeman: "Showtime! That's a good quote my Michael Keaton."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
 * Sheldon Lee: "I'll have what she's having."
 * Vexus: "I'm Batman."
 * Teenage Jena Wakeman: "If you build it, he will come."
 * XJ-4: "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in."
 * Jena Wakeman: "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
 * Vega: "Hasta la vista, baby."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "You can't handle the truth!"
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "There's no crying in baseball!"
 * Elder Jenny Wakeman: "This is my BOOM STICK!"
 * Vega: "Coffee's for closers only."
 * Jenny Wakeman and Vexus: "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "You're killing me, smalls!"
 * Teenage Jena Wakeman: "Alright, alright, alright."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Welcome to Jurassic Park."
 * Vega: "I'm your huckleberry."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Get busy living, or get busy dying."
 * Vega: "English motherf***er! Do you speak it?!"
 * XJ-4: "Somebody stop me!"
 * Vexus: "All righty then."
 * Sheldon Lee: "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
 * Sheldon Lee: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
 * XJ-4: "That'll do pig. That'll do."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Houston, we have a problem."
 * Jena Wakeman: "To infinity and beyond!"
 * XJ-6: "What's in the box? What is it?"
 * Misty: "As if!"
 * Vexus: "Show me the money!"
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Do you like scary movies?"
 * Jena Wakeman: "You betch it."
 * Adult Wixoss: "You make me want to be a better man."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "How do you like them apples?"
 * Brad Carbunkle: "I'm the king of the world!"
 * Adult Wixoss: "Forget about it."
 * Sheldon Lee: "Earnest."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man."
 * Vexus: "I see dead people. This is Haley Joel Osment."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I knew kung foo."
 * XJ-4: "Are you not entertained?!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "One ring to rule them all."
 * Vexus: "But why male models?
 * Dr. Nora Wakeman: "You're a wizard, Harry."
 * XJ-4: "I'm a what?"
 * Jena Wakeman: "With great power comes great responsibility."
 * Sheldon Lee: "My precious."
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Tommy Wiseau's line, well I'm hope I'm ready. (clears throat) You're tearing my apart, Lisa!"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I'm kind of a big deal."
 * Kenny Mogg: "I wanna play a game."
 * Adult Jena Wakeman: "I wish I knew how to quit you."
 * Jena Wakeman: "Time to misbehave."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "Gerard Butler, I hope I'm ready. (clears throat) This is SPARTA!!!!"
 * Brad Carbunkle: "Remember, remember, the Fifth of November."
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane!"
 * Vega: "I drink your milkshake!"
 * Misty: "Why so serious?"
 * Jenny Wakeman: "I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. This is Liam Neeson."
 * Vexus: "Get off my lawn."