Astrid Crashes Ryan's Game Night

Astrid Crashes Ryan's Game Night is an American/British animated comedy short directed by Allias Salmon. It is also the first AlliasTOON project and first AlliasTOON short. This film also takes place before the events of Charlton Park : The Movie.

Cast

 * America Ferrera as Astrid, a woman and the titular protagonist.
 * Brian Blessed as Ryan, a lazy fat bastard and the main antagonist.
 * Gilbert Gottfried as Lisa, a nerd.
 * Seth MacFarlane as Megan, a stupid bitch.
 * Mike Myers as Bailey, an idiot.
 * Morgan Burke appeared, but he didn't psyhically appear and didn't have any lines, he was just filming.

Trivia

 * Astrid has the same design from How to Train Your Dragon, but with a neck brace.
 * The character Allias didn't appear, but he was mentioned as dad by Astrid.

Transcript

 * (The short starts Ryan, Megan, Lisa and  Bailey are playing Danger Mouse : The Video Game while Morgan's filming them)
 * Ryan : Man, this is the best moment ever. After that bitch Elsa died, nothing's gonna stop us now, Lisa you lazy ass bitch, can you pass the Doritos?
 * Lisa : Yes, Ryan you lazy beast!
 * Megan : I get to play Danger Mouse.
 * Ryan : Yes Megan, i get it.
 * (Astrid comes down stairs)
 * Astrid : Would you three just shut up, i'm trying to get some rest. Dad hasn't got school tomorrow.
 * Ryan : Look, what we do is none of your fucking business!
 * Astrid: If we have to. You're not listening.
 * Ryan : Astrid, you are steaming bag of compost who cares about yourself, So get out you big bitch!
 * (Astrid walks over to Ryan)
 * Astrid : I know you're trying to show off in front of your friends, now knock it off.
 * Ryan: I'm not trying to show off in front of my friends. You are the one coming up in my face, wagging your finger, trying to show off in front of my friends.
 * Megan : Yeah, You're nothing but a fat bitch.
 * (Astrid spills Megan's drink and gets on her laptop)
 * Megan: WHAT THE FUCK, NOW I CAN'T PLAY MY DANGER MOUSE GAME!
 * Astrid: That's for cussing me!
 * Megan: Laptop's broken now!
 * Astrid : Yeah! (shuts Ryan's screen)
 * Ryan : Astrid, GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
 * (Astrid flips over the table)
 * Ryan : HOLY SHIT! Are you fucking kidding me?!
 * Astrid : I'm going to bed, Now get out my father's house!
 * Ryan: I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!! (runs towards Astrid, but Megan, Lisa and Bailey hold him back)
 * Astrid: Oh and that's... (stomps on Lisa's laptop, breaking in half) for everything else!
 * Lisa : My LAPTOP!
 * Ryan : WHAT THE FUCK!?!
 * Astrid: And you, knock off the stinking camera.
 * Ryan : You broke Lisa's laptop.
 * Astrid: We don't need this out! We don't need this in public anywhere. Now knock it off!
 * (Astrid walks back upstairs)
 * Lisa :(cries)