The Land Before Time XV: Legend of the Golden Longneck/Transcript

Littlefoot's Dream

 * (movie starts with the 2013 Universal logo)
 * Narrator: Earth. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... Wait a minute, this is not the right story.
 * (zooms into the Great Valley)
 * Narrator: Ah, where we go! Our story begins in the Great Valley where all the dinosaurs live in and...
 * Big Daddy: (pops out of nowhere) Back off! Back off! (waves arms to back off at dinosaurs)
 * Narrator: Hey, wait a minute.
 * Bron: Please settle down. We've got a situation here. I'd rather not discuss this until my son gets here.
 * Tria: Look, there he is!
 * Littlefoot: (wearing glasses on his eyes) I'm here. Talk to me dad, also known as Mr. Longneck and Bron.
 * Bron: It started out as a simple order: a Treestar with water on it.
 * Littlefoot: So, what went wrong?
 * Bron: When our visitor took a bite, no water! (cries) This has never happened before!
 * Littlefoot: Get a hold of yourself, dad. I'm going in.
 * (Littlefoot walks over to see a Oviraptor, extremely nervous, looking at his Treestar)
 * Littlefoot: Take it easy, friend. I'm the kid who is smart of this establishment.
 * (Littlefoot puts a cup of water down on the ground)
 * Littlefoot: Everything's gonna be just fine.
 * Carl: I'm really scared here, kid.
 * Littlefoot: Do you have a name?
 * Carl: (nervously) Carl.
 * Littlefoot: You got a family, Carl?
 * (Carl chokes over his words, unable to speak)
 * Littlefoot: Come on, Carl, stay with me. Let's hear about that family you have.
 * Carl: I got a wife and three beautiful children.
 * Littlefoot: That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Carl.
 * Carl: What?
 * Littlefoot: (picks up a cup of water) Don't be a pain in the glass. (pours a cup of water on the Treestar)
 * Carl: You did it!
 * Littlefoot: Yep, that's what I do if there's a problem. (takes off his glasses then comes back to the Great Valley dinosaurs) It was a complete success!
 * All (but Littlefoot): (cheer and then lift Littlefoot up) Three cheers for the Kid! Hip! Hip!
 * (it then cut to Littlefoot who was actually dreaming, waking up from his alarm clock, he turns off his alarm clock)
 * Littlefoot: Hooray! Grandpa! Grandma! I had that dream again!
 * Grandpa Longneck: (wakes up with Grandma Longneck) Really, Littlefoot?
 * Littlefoot: Yes! And it's finally gonna come true! (runs over to his calendar) Today! Because today is the grand-opening ceremony of the Great Valley playground, where my father will announce the best kid in this valley.
 * Grandma Longneck: Who's it gonna be, Littlefoot?
 * Littlefoot: Who's it gonna be, you might ask? It's me, of course. Well, I gotta go, bye!
 * (Littlefoot does a lot of fun stuff to get ready)
 * Littlefoot: Well, I did the fun stuff, and now I have to go!

Promotion

 * Littlefoot: I'm ready. Promotion.
 * (the scene is zooming to Guido's home, and then cuts to Guido training for flying)
 * Guido: ♪ La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum. ♪
 * Guido and Littlefoot: (in unison) ♪ La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d... ♪
 * Guido: Huh?
 * Littlefoot: ♪ ...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da... ♪
 * Guido: (interrupts him) Littlefoot! What are you doing in here?
 * Littlefoot: I have to tell you something, Guido.
 * Guido: Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
 * Littlefoot: There's no training at work.
 * Guido: What is it then?
 * Littlefoot: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
 * Guido: (off-screen) Get out! (kicks Littlefoot out of his home)
 * Littlefoot: OK. I'll see you at the ceremony. (runs into Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby who came out of nowhere)
 * Cera: That sounds like the best kid of the Great Valley.
 * Spike: Congratulations, buddy.
 * Littlefoot: Thanks, guys. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
 * Petrie: Oh, I love being purple.
 * Littlefoot: We're going to the place where all the action is.
 * Ducky: You don't mean.
 * Littlefoot: Oh, I mean. (singing) ♪ Ain't nothing in the world that could tear us apart. ♪
 * Chomper: Aw, don't do that.
 * Littlefoot: (singing) ♪ You're my friends. Ain't nothing in the universe that could come. In between us. If you're in a rut. I will pick you up. And bring you back. To who you are. ♪ (spoken) Yeah! Come on guys.
 * All: (singing) ♪ Anything that you need. I'm here for ya. Where ever I need to be. I'm there for ya. Unconditional even if it ain't cool. I'm there when you need me. You need a shoulder to cry on? It's here for ya. Need a friend to rely on. I'm there for ya. Unconditional. I know you know you're my buddy. And you my bestest friends. ♪
 * Guido: Quiet, guys! We aren't all nocturnal, you know?
 * Ruby: Hey, I'll knock your nocturnal right off, Guido.
 * All: (singing) ♪ Anything that you need. I'm here for ya. Where ever I need to be. I'm there for ya. Unconditional. I know you know you're my buddy. And you my bestest friends. Yeah! You're my bestest friends. I know you know you're my bestest friends. ♪
 * Littlefoot: (notices his watch) I'd better get going. (runs off) I'm ready. Promotion.
 * Spike: Good luck, Littlefoot. Hey, look for us at the ceremony. We got a little surprise for you.

Smek's Plan

 * (a large crowd is gathered in front of the Great Valley playground. Mr. Thicknose is on TV, reporting)
 * Mr. Thicknose: Hello, Great Valley! Mr. Thicknose here, coming to you live from in front of the Great Valley playground, for years the only place where kids get wacky fun and all that stuff. Until today, that is. That's right, folks, Littlefoot's father, Bron is opening the Great Valley playground. First of all, congratulations, Bron.
 * Bron: Hello.
 * Mr. Thicknose: What inspired you to open the Great Valley playground?
 * Bron: Kids.
 * (everyone laughs)
 * Smek: (watching the entire news report on TV in his Dino-mansion) Curses! (turns off TV) It's not fair! Bron is being interviewed by Mr. Thicknose, and I've never even had one victim!
 * (Smek groans and moans while sweating)
 * Emily: Don't get worked up again, Smek, I just mopped the floors.
 * Smek: Emily, my wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Bron's success, the formula for the Treestar. Then people would line up to eat at my mansion. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... From A to Y.
 * Emily: A to Y?
 * Smek: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
 * Emily: What about Z?
 * Smek: Z?
 * Emily Z. The letter after Y.
 * Smek: (searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. (grabs Plan Z) Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.
 * Emily: Oh, boy.
 * Smek: (looks at Plan Z) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (goes outside) So enjoy today, Bron, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at my mansion, and I will rule the world! All hail Smek. All hail Sm...!
 * Littlefoot: Hey, Smek.
 * Smek: Oh, boy, this kid is starting to bump me out.
 * Littlefoot: Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
 * Smek: No, I am not on my way over (mocks Littlefoot) to the grand-opening ceremony. (jumps four times) I'm busy planning to rule the world! (chuckles)
 * Littlefoot: Well, good luck with that. (runs off) I'm ready. Promotion.
 * Smek: Stupid kid. (walks back to his Dino-mansion)

Sad Littlefoot

 * (Bron is at a stand in front of the Great Valley playground. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)
 * Bron: Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of the Great Valley playground!
 * (the crowd applauds)
 * Mama Flyer: We paid $9 for this?
 * Ali: I paid $10!
 * Bron: Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our best kid.
 * Littlefoot: Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!
 * Bron: Yes. Well, anyway... The best kid is a loyal, hard-working kid.
 * Littlefoot: (thinking) Yes.
 * Bron: The obvious choice for the reward.
 * Littlefoot: (thinking) He's right.
 * Bron: A name you all know. It has the Vowels I and O
 * Littlefoot: (thinking) That's me.
 * Bron: Please welcome our new best kid...Guido!
 * (a banner falls with Guido's face on it)
 * Littlefoot: Yes! Yeah! (dances around then he shakes Guido's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. (cheers as he runs to the stage) Yeah! All right! (grabs the microphone) People of Great Valley, as the best kid of...
 * Bron: Uh, Littlefoot.
 * Littlefoot: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from my father, Bron. Go ahead, dad.
 * (Bron whispers into Littlefoot's ear.)
 * Littlefoot: I'm making a complete what of myself?
 * (Bron whispers again)
 * Littlefoot: The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?
 * (Bron whispers the third time)
 * Littlefoot: And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
 * Bron: Oh, for crying out loud, Littlefoot! You didn't get the reward!
 * Littlefoot: What?
 * Bron: You... Did not... Get... The reward.
 * Littlefoot: But... But why?
 * Bron: Littlefoot, you're a great kid, but I gave the reward to Guido because being the best kid is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.
 * Littlefoot: I'm not... Mature?
 * Bron: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... Now, let's see...
 * Topsy: Dork?
 * Bron: No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
 * Tria: A goofball?
 * Bron: Closer, but no, no, no.
 * Shorty: A ding-a-ling.
 * Rhett: Wing Nut.
 * Mama Swimmer: A Knucklehead McSpazatron!
 * Bron: OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're not prepared for this, you understand?
 * Littlefoot: I guess so, dad.
 * Bron: Littlefoot?
 * (Littlefoot walks away)
 * Littlefoot (depressed): I'm ready. Depression.
 * Bron: Poor kid.

Legend of the Golden Longneck

 * Narrator: Later that evening...
 * (later that evening, Smek is traveling through the forest with his binoculars)
 * Smek: Time to put Plan Z into effect.
 * (Smek stops in front of a giant castle) Starting at the Dino-castle of King Parsley.
 * (Parsley is sitting in his throne by his son Juno, who is sitting in another throne. Parsley hits the squire on the head with his trident)
 * Squire: Oh, right. (clears throat) The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward.
 * (guards bring a small prisoner Triceratops shaking nervously)
 * Parsley: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's Golden Longneck?
 * Prisoner: Yes, but...
 * Parsley: But what?!
 * Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal polisher.
 * Parsley: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. Twenty years in the Dino-dungeon it is.
 * Juno: Daddy!
 * (Juno frees the polisher)
 * Juno: You're free to go.
 * Polisher: Bless you, Juno.
 * (the polisher runs away)
 * Parsley: Juno, how dare you defy me?!
 * Juno: Why do you have to be so mean?
 * Parsley: I am the king. I must enforce the laws of this Dino World.
 * Juno: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.
 * Squire: That would be nice.
 * (Parsley hits him on the head with his trident)
 * Parsley: Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak to my son alone.
 * (everyone except Parsley and Juno leave)
 * Parsley: (shows Juno his Golden Longneck) What is this, Juno?
 * Juno: Your Golden Longneck?
 * Parsley: And what does this do?
 * Juno: I don't know, never heard of it.
 * Parsley: All right, then I'll tell you the legend of it. This Golden Longneck does much more than cover pictures of your family.
 * (Parsley puts his Golden Longneck on a pillow on a stool. While his back is turned, Smek peeks out from behind the crown, snickering evilly)
 * Parsley: No, this Golden Longneck entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of this world. Anyway, the point is, you won't need it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Like your father.
 * (Parsley reaches for his Golden Longneck, but puts the pillow on his hand instead)
 * Juno: Uh, dad? your "Golden Longneck"...
 * Parsley: What the...?
 * (Parsley discovers that his Golden Longneck is missing)
 * Parsley: My Golden Longneck! Aah! Someone has stolen the royal Golden Longneck!
 * (Smek leaves the castle with the Golden Longneck)
 * Smek: I got it. I got it! (he flies past the Ice Cream Bar, which we get a view of inside to see Littlefoot crying)

Ice Cream Madness

 * Littlefoot: (sobbing at the Ice Cream Bar) All right. Get it together, old boy. I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.
 * (Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby walk up to him)
 * Ruby: Hey, there he is, the best kid of the whole...
 * (Littlefoot starts crying again)
 * Spike: Wow, the pressure's already setting in.
 * Littlefoot: No, Spike, you didn't understand. I didn't get the reward.
 * Cera: What? Why?
 * Littlefoot: My dad thinks I'm not prepared.
 * Petrie: (slaps his forehead) What?! That's insane I say!
 * Littlefoot: I know.
 * Cera: Well, saying you're not prepared, it's like saying I'm not prepared!
 * (the waiter walks up to her handing her a meal)
 * Waiter: Here's your meal, kid.
 * Ducky: She's supposed to get a toy with this.
 * (the waiter throws one at Cera, Cera falls out of her seat)
 * Cera: Thanks.
 * Littlefoot: (sighs) I'm gonna head home, guys. The celebration's off.
 * Chomper: Are you sure?
 * Littlefoot: Yeah. I'm not in a mood.
 * (Littlefoot starts to walk away)
 * Cera: Okay, see you.
 * Waiter: Here's your tripled chocolate covered Ice Cream.
 * (Littlefoot starts to walk back to his 6 friends)
 * Spike: Yum.
 * Littlefoot: Huh, tripled chocolate covered Ice Cream? I guess I could use one of those.
 * Cera: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.
 * Waiter: (handing Littlefoot one) There you go.
 * Littlefoot: Ooh!
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)
 * Both: (burp)
 * Littlefoot: That hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.
 * Petrie: Yeah.
 * Littlefoot: Waiter, let's get another round over here.
 * (then the waiter gives them seven more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter)
 * Littlefoot: Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please.
 * (then the waiter gives them seven more)
 * Both: Whoo!
 * (they eat the ice creams and get even more ice cream on the waiter)
 * Littlefoot: Waiter.
 * (then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Spike finishing his ice cream)
 * Littlefoot: Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!
 * Waiter: (puts a scoop of ice cream on a bowl) Why do I always get annoyed?
 * (the next morning, Littlefoot wakes up to find the waiter trying to wake him up)
 * Waiter: (to Littlefoot) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal.
 * Littlefoot: (after recovering) Oh, my head. (he looks drunk)
 * Waiter: Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friends and get going.
 * Littlefoot: My friends? (sees Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby lying on the floor. They look drunk, too) Hey, what's up? (then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for the ceremony. My dad is gonna be...(disgustedly) My dad.

Parsley's Wrath

 * (at the Great Valley playground, Bron pulls up a telescope to him)
 * Bron: Now, pay attention, Guido. As best kid, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for little kids. (looks through the telescope)
 * Guido: Yawn.
 * Bron: What's this? Parsley is walking towards the Great Valley for his son, Juno, to play in the Great Valley playground!
 * (outside, Parsley gets out of his coach and closes the door on Juno)
 * Parsley: Stay in the coach, son. (gets out of the coach) This won't take long.
 * Juno: Father, please. I think you're overreacting.
 * Parsley: Silence, Juno. I know what I'm doing. (turns around to leave, but bumps into a boulder) Ow! Squire!
 * (the Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)
 * Squire: Yes, Your Highness?
 * Parsley: Have this boulder executed at once.
 * (trumpet plays, Parsley comes into the Great Valley playground)
 * Parsley: Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Bron. May he present himself to me at once.
 * Bron: I'm Born, Your Highness. Would you like your son to play in this playground?
 * (lightning flashes)
 * Parsley: You! I'm on to you, Bron! You have stolen the Golden Longneck, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Bron)
 * Bron: "I stole your Golden Longneck. Singed, Bron?!" (eyes widen)
 * Parsley: Relinquish the Golden Longneck to me at once!
 * Bron: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it!
 * Phone: (Smek begins impersonating Bron's voice) Hi there, this is Bron. Leave a message.
 * Frank: (Smek impersonates another Dinosaur's voice) Hi, Bron. This is Frank, the guy you traded Parsley's Golden Longneck to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for trading me the Golden Longneck. Parsley's Golden Longneck.
 * (Bron tries to stop the machine by breaking it but it continues to play) 
 * Frank: I traded it to a guy in a random Museum, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the Golden Longneck. Parsley's Golden Longneck.
 * (Bron rips the phone from the cord, but the phone still works for a brief moment)
 * Frank: Which is now in the Museum. Goodbye.
 * Bron: Heh, heh... Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
 * Parsley: MY GOLDEN LONGNECK IS IN THE FORBIDDEN MUSEUM?! (screams)
 * (outside, we see that Smek is behind it, holding the phone)
 * Smek Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
 * Parsley: (continues screaming) Prepare to burn, Bron.
 * Bron: (sobbing) Wait, Parsley! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a thief! Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me!
 * Parsley: Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving adult into Dino-meal, who here has anything to say about Bron?
 * Trica: Uh...
 * Littlefoot: (burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about my (burps) dad.
 * Bron: Littlefoot, my son, you've come just in time. Please, tell Parsley all about me.
 * Littlefoot: I have been with my dad for many years and always thought he was a great parent.
 * Bron: You see? A great parent.
 * Littlefoot: (offscreen) I now realize that he's a GREAT. BIG. JERK! (now onscreen) I deserve that best kid reward! But you didn't give it to me.
 * Bron: I was supposed to give it to you.
 * Littlefoot: Because you said I'm not prepared. Well, I am 100% best kid! And this best kid has got something to say to you.
 * (Littlefoot blows a long raspberry)
 * Littlefoot: There, I think I made my point.
 * Parsley: Anyone else? No? Well, then. (fires at Bron)
 * Littlefoot: Huh?
 * Bron: I'm on fire!
 * (Bron dives into a bucket of water)
 * Bron: Oh, yeah.
 * Parsley: And now, Bron, (prepares to blast Bron again) You. WILL.
 * Littlefoot: Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being a best kid isn't worth killing my father over.
 * Parsley: Quiet, kid! Bron stole my Golden Longneck, and now it's in the Museum. That's why he must die.
 * Littlefoot: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over your Golden Longneck?
 * Parsley: You don't understand. My Golden Longneck is a symbol of my king-like authority.
 * Littlefoot: Parsley, sir? Would you spare my dad's life if I went to get your Golden Longneck back?
 * Parsley: You, go to the Museum? (laughs) No one who's gone to the Museum has ever returned. What makes you think you could? You're just too immature.
 * Littlefoot: But I'm not too immature. I can do it.
 * Parsley: Run along, I have a adult to cook.
 * Littlefoot: No! I won't let you.
 * Parsley: Very well, then. I'll have to fry you both!
 * Juno: Dad, stop! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?
 * Parsley: Juno, I told you to stay in the carriage.
 * Juno: What happened to your love and compassion? (walks up to Littlefoot) Look at this guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your Golden Longneck and save his father.
 * Parsley: But, son, I...
 * Juno: Please, dad? At least let him try. What have you got to lose?
 * Parsley: All right. Very well, Juno. I'll give him a chance. But when your friend fails to return, I get to splatter this adult all over the walls.
 * Bron: What?!
 * Parsley: And as for you, be back here with my Golden Longneck in exactly 10 days!
 * (Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby pop up)
 * Cera: He can do it in 9!
 * Parsley: 8!
 * Ducky: 7!
 * Parsley: 6!
 * Littlefoot: Come on! (he tackles his friends)
 * Parsley: 6 it is, then.
 * Spike: (being choked by Bron) 5...
 * Petrie: Spike, shush!
 * Parsley: Until then, the Apatosaurus shall remain frozen where he now stands!
 * (Parsley points his trident at Bron)
 * Bron: No, wait! I'm begging you!
 * (Parsley freezes him)
 * Guido: Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Bron! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my protector?
 * Parsley: Come along, Juno.
 * Juno: Listen, guys, the road to the Museum is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a Dinosaur Hunter
 * (Juno imitates the Dinosaur Hunter stomping)
 * Juno: who guards the outskirts of the place and preys on innocent animals. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again. Here, take this.
 * Littlefoot: What's in here?
 * (Littlefoot opens bag and few winds blow at his face)
 * Juno: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father. Once you find the Golden Longneck, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home.
 * Parsley: (from outside) Son!
 * Juno: I'm coming. Good luck, Littlefoot.
 * Littlefoot: Wait, how did you know my name?
 * Juno: Oh, I've met you before.
 * Parsley: Juno!
 * Juno: I gotta go. I believe in you.
 * Littlefoot: Thanks, Juno. (now to Bron) Don't worry, dad. Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby, Guido and I...
 * Guido: Pass. (walks away)
 * Littlefoot: Oh, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby and I...
 * Spike: Hi.
 * Littlefoot: ...Are gonna get that Golden Longneck back and save you from Parsley's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands.
 * (Bron turns his eyes and looks at them. Bron moans out of doubt)
 * Littlefoot: Guys, let's go get that Golden Longneck!
 * (they run into a secret room under the Great Valley, and run into the Dino-Mobile)
 * Littlefoot: Feast your eyes.
 * Chomper: On what?
 * Littlefoot: The Dino-Mobile. My dad uses it for promotional reasons and made it himself.
 * Ruby: Wow!
 * Littlefoot: Yeah, wow!
 * Petrie: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.
 * Littlefoot: You don't need a license to drive your parents' vehicles.
 * (they start the engine, and crash through)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: The Museum, here we come!
 * (it cut back to the Great Valley playground, where Bron is still frozen, then Smek comes in)
 * Smek: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (sarcastically) Freeze. (laughs) One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it.
 * (Smek goes into the safe and walks out with the bottle with the Formula inside it)
 * Smek: Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Treestars to make... over at the Dino-Mansion. Plan Z, I love ya!
 * (Bron's tears fall to the ground as Smek leaves)

Two Dinosaur Hillbillies

 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby ride to a nearby gas station in the Dino-Mobile)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: ♪Unconditional, I know you know you're my buddy. And you my bestest friend♪
 * (they stop at a gas station right before the country line. Past the county line, the Great Valley's beautiful landscape is replaced by barren locations. Littlefoot is wearing an aviator's outfit at the wheel and honks his horn to wake up the two hick gas station attendants)
 * Littlefoot: Fill her up, please.
 * Dinosaur Hillbilly #1: What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?!
 * (the Dinosaur Hillbillies slap their knees and crack up, rocking in their chairs)
 * Petrie: Are they laughing at us?
 * Littlefoot: No, Petrie. they're laughing next to us.
 * (the Dinosaur Hillbillies continue to laugh as they advance towards the Dino-Mobile)
 * Dinosaur Hillbilly #1: Where you two immature kids headed, anyway?
 * Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Immature?!
 * Littlefoot: Now, guys. For your information, we are not immature. We are mature. And we're off to get Parsley's Golden Longneck in the Museum.
 * Dinosaur Hillbilly #1 and #2: The Museum?
 * Dinosaur Hillbilly #2: Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Dinosaur Hunter?
 * Littlefoot: That's right.
 * Dinosaur Hillbilly #1: Well, let's take our hats off in respect... Respect for the dead!
 * (the Dinosaur Hillbillies "nyuk" and slap their knees again)
 * Dinosaur Hillbilly #1: You seven immature kids ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!
 * Littlefoot: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby get back into the Dino-Mobile and pass the county line. A car jacker stops them)
 * Car jacker: Out of the car, fellas.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby obey and the car jacker drives off in the Dino-Mobile)
 * Littlefoot: So, how many seconds was that?
 * (Dinosaur Hillbilly #2 checks his watch)
 * Dinosaur Hillbilly #2: 12.
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: In your face!
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby slap their knees and laugh like the Dinosaur Hillbillies, who don't seem to care. Cera makes a loud noise with a blow horn)
 * Littlefoot: That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!
 * Cera: Who's immature now?
 * (Littlefoot runs around Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby and flaps his arms like chicken wings as Cera continues to honk the aerosol can)
 * Dinosaur Hillbilly #1: They're dead.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby continue their laughing as they walk down the road. They give each other a high-five, and Cera honks her can once more)

All Hail Smek

 * (back at the Great Valley the next morning, Guido is enjoying the time without Littlefoot)
 * Guido: Too bad Littlefoot's not here to enjoy Littlefoot not being here.
 * (Guido laughs to himself. Pans over to the ground. Guido comes out on a recumbent bicycle. He pedals down the grass and past Mo wearing a Helmet)
 * Mo: Morning.
 * (Guido notices Mo wearing the helmet)
 * Guido: Some people have no taste in headgear.
 * (Guido stops at an intersection, and glances at a Topsy and Tria with Tricia in a stroller, showing it to Mr. Clubtail, who shakes a rattle at Tricia. All have helmets on)
 * Guido: Huh? Babies too?
 * (Guido rides up to Mama Swimmer)
 * Guido: Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid head-wear?
 * Mama Swimmer: (looks around confused) Who said that?
 * Guido: Down here.
 * Mama Swimmer: (finds Guido) Oh! Well, I got it at the Dino-Mansion. Smek's giving them away free with every Treestar.
 * Guido: Dino-Mansion?... Free?... Treestar?... Smek?... Giving?... With?
 * (at the Dino-Mansion, Smek is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Guido bursts in)
 * Guido: So you're selling Treestars, eh, Smek?
 * Smek: That's right, Guido. (pulls out a helmet) And there's a free helmet with every purchase. Care for one?
 * Guido: No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this Dino-valley, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
 * Smek: And what's that supposed to mean?
 * Guido: It means you set up Bron. You stole the Golden Longneck so Parsley would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby little claws on the Treestar formula.
 * (Smek looks at his hands)
 * Guido: It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck. And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Parsley!
 * Smek: We'll see about that, Inspector Loose-lips.
 * (Smek laughs evilly and presses a button)
 * Emily: Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
 * Guido: (shocked) Huh? What?
 * (a satellite goes up, causing the helmets to start to control their wearers, especially Ali, Wild Arms, Grandpa Longneck and Grandma Longneck)
 * Wearers of Helmets: All hail Smek.
 * Guido: (eyes widened) What's going on here?
 * Smek's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets): All hail Smek.
 * Smek: Seize him, slaves!
 * Slaves: All hail Smek.
 * Guido: I'm getting outta here!
 * (Guido flies for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner him)
 * Slaves: All hail Smek. All hail Smek.
 * (Guido, cornered, screams in horror as Smek's slaves capture him)
 * Smek: (laughs evilly) Who can stop me now?! Who?!

Tyrannosaurus Rex Chase

 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby are still traveling in the Dino-Mobile. They are laughing at something Spike has done)
 * Littlefoot: Come on, Spike, one more time.
 * Spike: Okay. (imitates the thug bar leader) We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby laugh)
 * Littlefoot: Weed 'em out.
 * Ducky: What a jerk.
 * (they drive along a pile of skulls)
 * Littlefoot: Whoa! This road's getting kinda bumpy here.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby get off the pile of skulls they were riding on)
 * Cera: You know, Littlefoot, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this.
 * Littlefoot: Oh yeah, what's that?
 * Cera: A group of bubble-blowing babies don't belong out here in man's country.
 * Littlefoot: Yeah. (then realizes something) Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us a group bubble-blowing baby?
 * (both think about this until Spike spots a free ice cream stand)
 * Spike: Hey look! Free ice cream!
 * Littlefoot: Oh, boy!
 * (Littlefoot heads to the stand, oblivious to the piles of skulls surrounding him)
 * Petrie: (talks to a skull) How you doing? Wait a minute.
 * (Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby look at their surroundings and look worried)
 * Petrie: Wait a minute. Littlefoot!
 * Littlefoot: Yeah?
 * Ruby: Uh, make ours a chocolate.
 * Chomper: Yeah, I like chocolate.
 * Petrie: Uh, yeah. Just don't make sure there are deadly creatures around here.
 * Littlefoot: Got you both covered. (to the old dinosaur lady) Seven, please.
 * Old Lady: Certainly, you immature kids enjoy. (takes out a fake ice cream)
 * Littlefoot: Actually, we're mature kids, lady, but thanks. (gets bowl) Okay, guys, let's...
 * (his hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old woman is still holding)
 * Littlefoot: Uh, You can let go now. I said, let go, please.
 * (the bowl sticks to his hands like glue)
 * Littlefoot: What is this? What kind of old lady are you?
 * (the eyeglasses fall off)
 * Littlefoot: Eww.
 * (teeth come out from the ground. Littlefoot screams. Then 2 eye comes out from the ground and look at Littlefoot. Littlefoot screams the second time. A huge Tyrannosaurs Rex that Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike defeated from the 1st movie comes out of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. Littlefoot screams the third time. Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby look at the Tyrannosaurs Rex from the mirror. When the Tyrannosaurs Rex is about to eat Littlefoot, he screams the fourth time and he bites the old lady's arm off as Spike pulls the Dino-Mobile into reverse)
 * Spike: (oblivious) Did you get the ice cream?
 * (the Tyrannosaurs Rex roars. Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby stare in fear)
 * Littlefoot: (scared) Step on it, Spike!
 * (Spike drives the Dino-Mobile at top speed away from the pursuing Tyrannosaurs Rex, as Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby scream)

Dennis at the Thug Bar

 * (Dennis arrives at the Thug Bar)
 * Dennis: (notices soap on Littlefoot's footprint, unmasks himself) Hmm...
 * (Dennis blows the soap, forming a bubble. Images of Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby giggling appear in it. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear)
 * Dennis: Look's like they've been here.
 * Thug Bar leader: Hey!
 * Dennis: Huh?
 * (Dennis turns around)
 * Thug Bar leader: You may not know it, cowboy.
 * Dennis: No, it was the...
 * Thug Bar leader: But we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles.
 * (the Thug Bar leader his fingers and all of the thugs say the rule)
 * All Thugs: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by...
 * (the thugs trail off as Dennis punches the Thug Bar leader, who screams and flies into the Thug Bar. The Bar quickly breaks. Dennis drives away as the Thugs watch in fear)

Just Immature

 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby are still fleeing from the Tyrannosaurus Rex from the 1st movie)
 * Old Lady: Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby scream)
 * Old Lady: I'll let you pet Mr. Teethy.
 * (a Ichthyornis on top of a tongue is shown)
 * Mr. Teethy: (growls)
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby scream at the Ichthyornis)
 * Littlefoot: Turn right to the dirt, guys!
 * (they drift right to the dirt, the Tyrannosaurus Rex from 1st movie falls into the trench)
 * Littlefoot: Well, we defeated him again.
 * Ducky: What do you mean again?
 * Littlefoot: That looked like the very first Tyrannosaurs Rex that we defeated.
 * Spike: Well, never mind the Tyrannosaurus Rex, where's the road? (echoes) Road, road, road,
 * (the echo turns out to be Spike repeating)
 * Spike: road, road, road, road, (Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Chomper and Ruby stare at him angry) r... Sorry.
 * Littlefoot: There's the road.
 * (the road is shown on the other side of the trench)
 * Littlefoot: On the other side of this (looks down the trench in front of them) deep, dark... dangerous...
 * Petrie: (after seeing a fire) Hazardous.
 * Littlefoot: Hazardous...
 * Chomper: (after seeing a tentacle and hearing a roar) Monster-infested.
 * Littlefoot: Yeah, monster-infested... Trench.
 * Ruby: Hey, Littlefoot, look! (shows Littlefoot a flight of stairs leading down) Here's the way down.
 * Cera: Well, we're not gonna get the Golden Longneck standing here. On to the Museum.
 * (Cera takes the first step and a monster growls. She is shocked at first but she proceeds to step on it over and over, making more growling sounds)
 * Cera: Hey, look, it's making noise. Littlefoot?
 * (Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby see Littlefoot about to leave)
 * Spike: Hey, where are you going?
 * Littlefoot: I'm going home.
 * Ducky: But what about you dad?
 * Littlefoot: What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. Cera said it herself, this is man's country. And let's face it. We're just... Immature.
 * Chomper: We're not immature!
 * Littlefoot: Open your eyes! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. And worst of all, Cera said mean stuff about my mother when me, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike are trying to find Great Valley for the first time! We don't belong out here!
 * Cera: I was going to apologize!
 * Littlefoot: Cera, you've been having the same angry attitude for almost 2 years straight! What. Do. You. Call. That?!
 * Cera: Same angry attitude? (gets tears in her eyes) You're right, Littlefoot. We are immature!
 * (Cera runs off while sobbing then runs into a cactus)
 * Cera: Ow.
 * Littlefoot: Come on, guys. We're going home.
 * Juno: But you can't go home.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby see Juno riding a coach)
 * Littlefoot: Juno!
 * Cera: Juno?! (struggles to get the prickly cactus points off her)
 * Littlefoot: How much did your hear?
 * Juno: I heard Enough.
 * Cera: Did you see me run into a cactus?
 * Juno: Yes, I did.
 * Ruby: Do you want to see her do it again?
 * Juno: Look, guys, you may be immature, but you're the only ones left who can get that Golden Longneck.
 * Littlefoot: What do you mean, the only ones left?
 * Juno: Things have gotten a lot worse since you left the Great Valley. (pulls out a magical mirror, which opens up revealing the Great Valley now) Or should I say, Smek-topolis.
 * Slaves: All hail Smek.
 * Smek: (holding a whip) No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. Move faster!
 * Littlefoot: Oh, my gosh! guys, look! Smek's turned everyone we know into slaves.
 * (we see what everyone is doing work for Smek)
 * Littlefoot: Guido, Ali, Wild Arms, even Grandpa and Grandma. Can't your father do something?
 * Juno: My father's too distracted by his missing statue to do anything. (shuts off the mirror) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of the Great Valley rests in your hands.
 * Littlefoot: But... But we're just...
 * Juno: Hey. It doesn't matter if you're immature. What's so wrong with being immature, anyway? Being immature rocks! You don't need to be mature to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe!
 * Littlefoot: I believe...
 * Juno: That's the spirit.
 * Littlefoot: I believe that... Everybody I know is a goner!
 * Juno: Come on, Littlefoot.

Bigger Foot

 * Littlefoot: Well, guys, we should be there in one more verse.
 * Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: ♪You know that you are going to have to do? You're gonna have to take us all with you. We want to go adventuring too...♪
 * (they are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)
 * Dennis: Finally.
 * (Dennis cracks his knuckles)
 * Dennis: I got you right where I want you.
 * Littlefoot: Can I help you with something, sir?
 * Dennis: I am your worst nightmare yet to come true.
 * Spike: A big pile of broccoli?
 * Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
 * Littlefoot: You're gonna exterminate us?
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby look at each other and laugh)
 * Littlefoot: Listen, mister, you caught me and my friends here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
 * Dennis: You mean these? (rips Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby's fake mustaches and hair off of their heads) 
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby whimper while feeling their heads in horror)
 * Dennis: I thought you still had a piece of leafs stuck to your lip and forehead from lunchtime.
 * (Dennis throws the leafs dramatically, the leafs fall to the ground after a slight spin. Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby look at the leafs)
 * Littlefoot: They were fake?
 * Dennis: Of course they were fake! What did you think they were? This is what a real mustache looks like.
 * (Dennis unmasks himself, grunts, and grows a mustache)
 * Spike: Is he a... (gets interrupted by Dennis again)
 * Dennis: All right. Enough talk.
 * Littlefoot: W-W-What are you gonna do to us?
 * Dennis: Smek was very specific.
 * Littlefoot: Smek?
 * Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
 * Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Ruby and Chomper: Step on us?
 * Dennis: Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the Golden Longneck!
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby look at each other again, this time, more scared)
 * Dennis: Uh... Perhaps I've said too much.
 * (Dennis raises up his foot, ready to step on the seven)
 * Ruby: That's a big foot!
 * Dennis: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot! (laughs maniacally) I love this job! (continues laughing)
 * (suddenly, an extremely large foot skeleton stomps on Dennis)
 * Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: BIGGER FOOT! (start to run away, but Littlefoot stops them)
 * Littlefoot: Wait a minute. This bigger foot skeleton saved our lives.
 * Ducky: But who threw the bigger foot skeleton?
 * Littlefoot: Probably some random stranger judging by the shadow.
 * Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Yay!
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Thank you, stranger!
 * (they look at the shadow getting smaller everytime it moves)
 * Littlefoot: Uh, stranger?
 * (the shadow from the stranger revealed the Dinosaur Hunter that Juno and the two Dinosaur hillbillies were talking about)
 * Littlefoot: IT'S THE DINOSAUR HUNTER! RUN!
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby try to run, but the Dinosaur Hunter grabs them and takes Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby in a net with him)
 * Littlefoot: Help us! Help us!
 * Petrie: Save us, someone!
 * (the screen fades to black)

The Museum

 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby have recovered a bed of pebbles, snoring till they wake up in fright)
 * Ruby: Are we dead?
 * Littlefoot: I don't think so. (inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?
 * Spike: (eats the pebbles)
 * Littlefoot: I don't know where we are. (bumps into a cage wall) What is this?
 * (Cera taps the cage they are in)
 * Cera: Some kind of wall of grids?
 * Littlefoot: No, it's a giant cage.
 * (screen zooms out to show the outside of the cage)
 * Littlefoot: Hey, there's some animal folk.
 * (camera unblurs to show some animal bodies)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this...
 * (Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby stop yelling)
 * Littlefoot: Wait a minute.
 * (camera shows 3 bodies: a giraffe, a deer and a mariachi band)
 * Littlefoot: Those animals are... Dead.
 * Ducky: Not only if he's a Dinosaur Hunter, he's a ANIMAL HUNTER!
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby hold each other scared, suddenly they heard breathing behind them, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby turn around to see whose breathing that was from, they turned around to see the Dinosaur Hunter behind them, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby screamed at the Dinosaur Hunter and then run around the cage in terror, while the Dinosaur Hunter laughs evilly)
 * Littlefoot: What's he gonna do with us?
 * (the Dinosaur Hunter appears and takes out a small toolbox)
 * Littlefoot: Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture.
 * (the Dinosaur Hunter takes out glue and google eyes)
 * Littlefoot: Glue? Google eyes?
 * Spike: I'm gonna faint! (faints anyway)
 * Littlefoot: He's making a humorous diorama of...
 * (the Dinosaur Hunter glues google eyes on a elephant skeleton, and puts a hat on it and a bag near it)
 * Littlefoot: Mr. Elephant Jumbo? Guys, he's killing animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.
 * Cera, Ducky, Petrie Spike, Chomper and Ruby: You think so?!
 * Littlefoot: Guys! No!
 * (the Dinosaur Hunter takes Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby out of the cage and puts both of them on a table involving a heating lamp)
 * Littlefoot: The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.
 * Cera: Tell me about it.
 * Dinosaur Hunter: (Laughs maniacally, takes a book, steps into the bathroom and closes the door)
 * (the instrumental uses of If We Hold on Together is heard playing when Littlefoot begins to talk)
 * Littlefoot: This doesn't look too good, guys.
 * Chomper: (in a weak voice) You mean we're not gonna ♪get the Golden Longneck, save our peaceful valley and your dad?♪
 * Littlefoot: I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves. Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, guys.
 * Petrie: You mean that we're funny?
 * Littlefoot: No, that we're just immature. A couple of immature kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the Golden Longneck. We let everybody down. We failed.
 * Spike: The Museum.
 * Littlefoot: Yeah, we never made it to the Museum.
 * Petrie: The Museum.
 * Littlefoot: Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.
 * Cera: The Museum.
 * Littlefoot: OK, now you're starting to bum me out.
 * Cera: No, you idiot! Look at the sign.
 * (Littlefoot sees what Cera was talking about. A sign)
 * Cera: "the Museum. A place where you can look around and buy sundries."
 * Littlefoot: The Museum is a gift shop all along? But if this is the Museum, then where's the...?
 * (camera zooms out to show Parsley's Golden Longneck sitting on a cushion)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Golden Longneck!
 * Littlefoot: Parsley's Golden Longneck. This is the Museum. Guys, we did make it.
 * Spike: Yeah, I guess we all did.
 * Littlefoot: (sniffles) We did all right for a couple of goofballs.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Ducky, Petrie, Chomper and Ruby shed a single tear of joy)
 * Littlefoot: (in a weak voice) Ain't nothing in a world that could tear us apart.
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: You're my friend.
 * (camera goes down to show the tears merging to form a heart)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Ain't nothing in the universe, that can come, in between us.
 * (screen goes back up to show the seven drying up)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: If you're in a rut, I will pick you up, and bring you back to who you are... (the seven dehydrate and die)
 * (camera pans back in the theater, where all of the people in the audience are sobbing)
 * Man: That's the end of "The Land Before Time." (to another man) Come here, you. (hugs him tight when a man taps on his shoulder)
 * Man 2: Hey, shut up and look at the screen.
 * Man: He's right. Look!
 * (camera goes back to the movie to show the teardrop again)
 * Man: It's the tear of the best friends.
 * (the instrumental uses of If We Hold on Together stopped playing when the teardrop rolls down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet, which short circuits and lets out smoke while the music score composed by John Powell can be heard playing, causing the sprinklers to turn on. Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie Spike, Chomper and Ruby come back to life from the water and suffocate for a second)
 * Littlefoot: Hey, we're alive!
 * (the audience cheer)
 * Littlefoot: Let's get that Golden Longneck.
 * Cera: Right.
 * (they rush over over to the Golden Longneck and get ready to pick it up)
 * Littlefoot: On three. Ready? One, two, three.
 * (the Dinosaur Hunter picks up crown)
 * Littlefoot: Hey, it's lighter than I thought.
 * (the camera pulls up to reveal that the Dinosaur Hunter is the one that picked it up. Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby scream, while the Dinosaur Hunter raises up his fist, growling angry. Suddenly, all of the animals in the Museum begin to shake and come back to life because of the water sprinklers)
 * Chomper: What's happening?
 * Littlefoot: I don't know. (realizes what's going on) Oh, wait now I do, look!
 * (1,007 animals, including the giraffe, the mariachi band, the lions, 3 triceratops who bear a strong resemblance to Cera, some zebras and 3 elephants, reanimate. Mr. Elephant Jumbo's trunk taps the Dinosaur Hunter's shoulder)
 * Dinosaur Hunter: Huh? (Mr. Elephant Jumbo pulls out google eyes and a tube of glue) Uh-oh.
 * (Mr. Elephant Jumbo sprays glue into the Dinosaur Hunter's eye. He falls over as the animals attack him. The mariachi lion, zebra, giraffe and hippo shrug and continue playing, while all the Museum animals continue to beat up the Dinosaur Hunter, while Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby escape)

Etta Saves the Day

 * Littlefoot: Come on, guys. Let's get this crown back to the Great Valley. (the seven carry the Golden Longneck outside to the field) Do one of you still have that bag of winds?
 * Spike: (pulls out the bag) I sure do.
 * Littlefoot: Okay, let's go over the instructions. (reads the paper with the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home."
 * Cera: OK.
 * (Cera points bag at the Museum)
 * Littlefoot: "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground."
 * Chomper: Right!
 * (Chomper plants his feet in the grass)
 * Littlefoot: "Step three: Remove string from bag releasing the winds."
 * Spike: Check.
 * (Spike pulls the string tied around the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm. Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby look around)
 * Littlefoot: Well, that seems simple enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All right, let's do it for real.
 * Cera: Uh, Littlefoot?
 * (Cera points to the bag flying away like a deflating balloon)
 * Littlefoot: No, no, stop! (chases after the bag)
 * Spike: I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake!
 * (the bag falls onto the road)
 * Littlefoot: Oh, no. How will we ever get back to the Great Valley now?
 * Etta: I can take you there.
 * Littlefoot: Etta, how did you know about this place and where we're at?
 * Etta: Let's just say I see all and know all.
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Hooray!
 * Littlefoot: Uh, so where's your plane?
 * Etta: Plane? (laughs heartily) Who needs a plane?
 * (the next scene depicts Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby riding toward the Big City on Etta)
 * Littlefoot: Go, Etta!
 * Petrie: Next stop, Great Valley!

Parsley Arrives

 * (in the Great Valley, Smek's slaves are still under control)
 * Great Valley Residents: All hail Smek. All hail Smek.
 * Smek: (walks in the Great Valley playground) Well, Bron, you know what today is? (looks at calendar. The date is November 17) Sorry about this calendar. (changes it) November 18. Wait, that's not right. It should say "The day that Bron fries!"
 * (Smek laughs evilly. He looks out the window and sees Parsley and Juno arrive)
 * Smek: (chortles) Guess who's here.

Dennis Returns

 * (above the clouds, Etta is now gliding like an airplane)
 * Littlefoot: Hooray for Etta! Nothing can stop us now.
 * Cera: Huh? Unidentified flying object off the hindquarters.
 * Littlefoot: It looks like...
 * (the skeleton foot that the Dinosaur Hunter threw at Dennis emerges from the clouds)
 * Littlefoot: Bigger foot? But how?
 * (the foot stops behind Etta's wing. From the bottom is a brown, smudged smear. From it, Dennis emerges with his sunglasses smashed and his teeth jagged)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Ah! Dennis!
 * Dennis: Did ya miss me?

Juno Stalls Parsley

 * (at the Great Valley playground, Parsley and Juno arrive)
 * Smek: (has popcorn and a drink with him, sitting on a chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Parsley, let's get it on! (eats popcorn)
 * Parsley: Mr. Bron, your six-day reprieve is up! And it is time for you to die!
 * Bron (frozen): (rapidly crying) Please! I didn't do it!
 * Parsley: There is nothing else I can do.
 * Juno: You can give Littlefoot and his friends a little more time.
 * Parsley: Except give Littlefoot and his friends a little more time... What?
 * (Parsley realizes what he just said, then turns to Juno)
 * Parsley: Juno, will you shut up already? I won't have you stalling this execution.
 * Juno: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
 * Parsley: Yes, you are.
 * Juno: No, I'm not.
 * Parsley: Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
 * Juno: I'm stalling.
 * Parsley: Yes!
 * Juno: Stalling?
 * Parsley: Stalling!
 * Juno: Stalling.
 * Parsley: STALLING!
 * Smek: Oh, boy.

Littlefoot vs. Dennis

 * (Back above the clouds, Dennis has concerned Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby)
 * Dennis: Now, where were we?
 * Littlefoot: Guys, run!
 * Cera: No, we're tired of running. If we run now, (prepares to fight Dennis) we'll never stop...
 * (Dennis throws Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby toward Etta's left wing)
 * Ducky: Run, Littlefoot!
 * (Littlefoot runs under Dennis. Littlefoot slides on Etta's back but Dennis scratches it with his claws)
 * Etta: Ooh! take it easy back there.
 * Littlefoot: It's not me!
 * (Littlefoot is on Etta's right wing trying to avoid Dennis)
 * Chomper: Littlefoot, be careful!
 * Dennis: Come on, kid, give it up.
 * Littlefoot: (looks at the edge) Guys, where are you?
 * Cera: We're on the left wing!
 * Dennis: Dennis always gets his man.
 * (Dennis tries to grab Littlefoot but he slowly jumps to Etta's other wing)
 * Littlefoot: (slow motion) Never! (reaches the other wing, now no longer slow motion) Yeah! I did it!
 * Ruby: Uh, Littlefoot, look right to see what's beside you.
 * Dennis: You got guts, kid.
 * (Littlefoot gets shocked)
 * Dennis: Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.
 * Littlefoot: I don't know what Smek's paying you, (takes out a pile of $5 dollars) but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.
 * (Dennis swipes the dollars)
 * Dennis: It's gonna take a lot more than... (looks at the dollars) How much are they?
 * Littlefoot: Uh, $5 dollars?
 * Dennis: (tosses the dollars aside) Why you little!
 * (Dennis grabs Littlefoot by his throat)
 * Littlefoot: I got bubbles. Fun at parties. (sprays soapy bubbles into Dennis' eyes)
 * Dennis: (his eyes become irritated) MY EYES! (holds his eyes and throws Littlefoot)
 * Cera: I got you, Littlefoot! (catches Littlefoot)
 * Littlefoot: Thank you so much.
 * (Dennis is about to crush Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby with his foot)
 * Littlefoot: Um, is it to late to say sorry about putting soapy bubbles into your eyes... Wait, Dennis! Look out behind you!
 * Dennis: (his eyes are now sore) That's it! I'm through messin' around! See ya later, stupid kids! (hears a airplane coming) Huh? (turns around to see Etta flying towards an airplane) AAAAAHHH!
 * (Dennis is stuck by the airplane and falls into the woods to his presumed demise)
 * Spike: See ya.

Parsley Grounds Juno

 * (inside the Great Valley Playground)
 * Juno: So you think... I'm...
 * (Parsley is clenching his fists in fury)
 * Juno: Stalling.
 * Parsley: (growls angry) Where am I, in stupidville? I have had enough of this nonsense! (slams his trident to the floor) You are grounded!
 * Juno: Grounded?!
 * Parsley: Yep, and you will wait in the carriage until the execution is done!
 * Juno: (goes to the carriage) But, dad...
 * Parsley: (furious) Now!
 * Juno: No, no, no! Oh, Littlefoot, wherever you are, you better hurry.

Just in Time

 * (Etta arrives near the Great Valley)
 * Etta: Okay, kids, this is where you run off. The Great Valley's directly this way.
 * Littlefoot: But we'll never be able to get there super quick.
 * Etta: Who said anything about going super quick?
 * (Etta flies to get her catapult)
 * Littlefoot: Guys, do you see what I'm seeing?
 * Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: The amazing and fastest catapult.
 * (Etta puts them on the catapult along with the Golden Longneck)
 * Etta: Hold on, kids.
 * (Etta tries to help Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby get back to the Great Valley with Parsley's Golden Longneck)
 * Announcer: Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
 * Parsley: Bron, the time has come... (lights his trident)
 * Juno: (outside on the carriage) No!
 * Smek: (jumps off his chair) Yes!
 * Announcer: ...Six, five...
 * Parsley: ...For you...
 * Juno: (outside on the carriage) No!
 * Smek: Yes!
 * Announcer: ...Three, two...
 * Parsley: ...To fry...
 * Juno: (outside on the carriage, covering his eyes) No-o-o!
 * Smek: (wide-eyed) Yes!
 * Announcer: ...One.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby and the Golden Longneck are launched back to the Great Valley)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: Ahhhhhhh!
 * Bron (frozen): (closes his eyes) No!
 * (just then, Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby crash through the roof. Bron is about to be fried, but the Golden Longneck blocks the ray, and it is blasted up to the clouds, where Etta is flying)
 * Etta: You done good, Etta. You done...
 * (Etta is blasted with Parsley's ray but survives)
 * Etta: Ow.
 * (back at the Great Valley. Bron opens his eyes)
 * Littlefoot: Hooray! We made it!
 * Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby: We made it!
 * (Bron, while still frozen happily dances with them)
 * Parsley: My statue! My beautiful statue!
 * Juno: (comes inside) Littlefoot? I knew you could do it!
 * (Juno hugs them. Smek then starts clapping slowly)
 * Smek: (sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, Littlefoot.
 * Littlefoot: (sarcastically) Sorry to rain on your parade, Smek.
 * Smek: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!
 * (Smek pulls a cord that is hanging above him)
 * Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby and Juno: Umbrellaaaaaaaa?
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby and Juno turn to Parsley, who is still happy about his Golden Longneck back. The door on the ceiling that says, King Size, opens up and a helmet falls out. It lands on Parsley's head. He struggles to get it off)
 * Juno: Father, no!
 * Smek: Father, yes!
 * (Smek pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He presses the button, Parsley is still struggling to get the helmet off. An antenna emerges from the top of the helmet, turning him to a slave. He stops and says only 3 words)
 * Parsley: All hail Smek.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby and Juno scream. Smek's slaves pop out of nowhere)
 * Smek's Slaves: All hail Smek. All hail Smek. All hail Smek. All hail Smek.
 * (Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper, Ruby and Juno back up against the wall. Parsley lights his trident)

Hooray for Littlefoot

 * Smek: (now damaged) Come on, I was just kidding.
 * (the dinosaur policemen arrest Smek)
 * Smek: Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the big monuments... Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?
 * (Smek's cage is put in a police car, which drives away)
 * Smek: I will destroy all of you!
 * (everyone watches the scene unfold and they return to the Great Valley playground)
 * Parsley: Well, Juno, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these dinosaurs proved a most admirable trait. Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved Golden Longneck. Now, let's go home.
 * (Parsley turns to leave, but is stopped by Juno)
 * Juno: Dad, haven't you forgotten something?
 * Parsley: What? Oh, yeah. Bron, I forgot to unfreeze you.
 * (Parsley turns Bron back to being unfrozen)
 * Bron: Finally, I'm free!
 * Parsley: Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Bron. And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow to have in your best kid such a brave, faithful, and heroic young guy. Where is he, anyway?
 * Littlefoot: I'm up here.
 * (we see him hanging from ropes on his back)
 * Cera: I'm on it.
 * (Cera gets Littlefoot down)
 * Parsley: Go to him now, Bron. Embrace him.
 * (Bron walks over to Littlefoot)
 * Bron: Littlefoot, my son, I'm sorry I ever doubted ya. That's a mistake I won't make again. And now, Littlefoot, I'm gonna do something that I should've done seven days ago. Guido, please.
 * (Guido comes)
 * Bron: I think we all know who rightfully deserves to get the best kid reward. (looks at Littlefoot)
 * Guido: I couldn't agree more.
 * Tippy: Hooray for Littlefoot!
 * (everyone cheers for Littlefoot)
 * Littlefoot: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.
 * Guido: I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey with your six friends, you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.
 * Littlefoot: Are you crazy? I was just gonna say that your fly is down! Best kid!? This is the greatest day of my life!
 * (Littlefoot jumps in the air in excitement with Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Chomper and Ruby and a freeze frame occurs)