The Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound (1992 film)/Transcript

Opening Song (Here Comes Huckleberry Hound)

 * Judge Judith: Here Comes Huckleberry Hound!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Goodness!
 * Judge Judith:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Judge Judith:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Judge Judith:

Scene 1

 * Narrator: The Year Was 1849 When He Cries in the Wild West.
 * Pinky Dalton: Gold! Gold! Gold! I Found Gold!
 * Narrator:

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss: Alright 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
 * Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon! Dinky Dalton and Pinky Ran Up To The Town!
 * Snagglepuss:

Scene 2

 * Rusty Nails: Now that We Got That Settled, Snagglepuss, Let's Feed Them The Ice Cream!
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah, Besides Stinky Dalton Went Up To The Hot-Air Balloon!
 * Judge Judith: Pinky, My Boy Needs To Tell You Something!
 * Dinky Dalton: Judge Judith and I Are Getting Married!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Nice Job, Finky!
 * Pinky Dalton:

Scene 3

 * Pinky Dalton: You're Good At... Fair?! I'll Tell You What's Not Fair Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf Watching Ever Have A Luggage Being Sold!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Sorry, But You Must Pay the Price or I Will Have to Send You to Judge Judith’s Courthouse!
 * Yogi Bear:

Scene 4

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: So It's You!
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah, You're A Bully!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Dinky Dalton: Gotcha'!
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 6

 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 7

 * Stinky Dalton: I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. (shoots gun)
 * Huckleberry Hound: But You Said You Would Never Play with Guns!
 * Stinky Dalton: Here's Your Pepsi, Sheriff!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton: Bye, Sheriff, and Don't Forget About Your Mountain Dew!

Song 2 (Gold! Gold! Gold!)

 * Stinky Dalton: 🎶Money is really important to our community!🎶 Right Finky?
 * Finky Dalton: Of Course Stinky!
 * Pinky, Dalton, and Finky Dalton: (laughs)
 * Dinky Dalton: (laughs)
 * Stinky Dalton: Stop Laughing! We Got Work to Do!
 * Stinky Dalton and Pinky Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!
 * Dinky Dalton: Our Richness is Going High!
 * Stinky Dalton: And Soon We’ll Be the Richest Boys in Town!
 * All: 🎶Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!🎶
 * Finky Dalton: 🎶All We Need to Talk About Is Gold Gold Gold! We Wear On Their Fingers Part All Around. Aw, Nuts!🎶
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * All: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
 * Dinky Dalton: 🎵All We Need To Talk About is Gold! Gold! Gold! I Think You're Wearing His Flip Flops And Cry Gold. With This Is Full of Gold And They're Coming Down For The Stone To Me.🎵
 * Finky Dalton: 🎵Our Swimming Pool Full Of Gold!🎵 We're Rich Just I Like I Said!
 * Dinky Dalton: 🎵But I Have No Idea For Spring For Sure. Right Stinky?
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * All: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! All We Need To Talk About Is Gold! We Have To Go Back To The Store.

Scene 8

 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh, Yeah, Duh Dinkyville!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton: I Say It's Stinkyville!
 * Pinky Dalton:

Scene 9

 * Chief:
 * Desert Flower:

Song 3 (By the Light of the Silvery Moon)

 * Huckleberry Hound: Desert Flower, I'm So Proud of You Right Now.
 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Well Uh He's Getting You A Sprite. But I Have Some Explaning To Do. By the Light of the Silvery Moon. I Want A Spoon. To My Honey I'll Croon Love's Tune. Honeymoon Keep a-Shining in June.

Scene 10

 * Game Show Announcer: Walt Disney Pictures Presents Is Brought To You By Your Best Friend Laughing Donkey!
 * Laughing Donkey: I made that Myself. Give Me A Hug. I Got You A Pepsi. Maybe Blue Hombre.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Thank You. Thank You.
 * Laughing Donkey:
 * Chief: Idea? What Do You Know About The Indian?
 * Laughing Donkey: He’s Kind, He’s Amazing, And he had his own show called The Chief Show!
 * Chief: Lucky Guess!
 * Laughing Donkey: I’m in Your Show Too, You Now!
 * Chief: I Know, I Know!
 * Chuckling Chipmunk:
 * Chief: Then Let the Match Begin! Oh, Chuckling Chipmunk's Gonna Get Us!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oops!
 * Chief: The Most Fantastical of the Indian Dogs. That Could Be A Big Bully. Oh, Chuckling Chipmunk's Gonna Get Us!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh, Good Singing!
 * Chuckling Chipmunk: (laughs) I Win! Ha!
 * Chief:
 * Desert Flower:

Song 4 (Boogie Woogie)

 * Spooky Movie Announcer:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton:

Scene 12

 * Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Dalton.
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound: The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound!

Song 5 (The Wild West is Not a Home)

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Desert Flower: