Professor Utonium Scolds Star-Lord for Yelling at Gamora about What Cheers Is

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 * Star-Lord: So I guess this could all be mine someday.


 * Gamora: Rocket? Rocket, are you there? (no call but static on a caller while she tries to get better signal, Star-Lord touches her) What are you doing, Peter?
 * Star-Lord: Dance with me.
 * Gamora: I'm not going to dance with you.
 * Star-Lord: This is Sam Cooke, one of the greatest earth singers of all time.
 * (Star-Lord and Gamora are dancing)
 * Star-Lord: Drax thinks you're not a dancer.
 * Gamora: If you ever tell anyone about this, I will kill you.
 * Star-Lord: When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us?
 * Gamora: What unspoken thing?
 * Star-Lord: This Cheers, Sam and Diane, a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other but never say it because if they do, the ratings would go down sort of thing.
 * Gamora: There's no unspoken thing.
 * Star-Lord: Well, it's a catch-22 because if you said it, then it would be spoken and you would be a liar. So, by not saying it you are telling the truth and admitting that there is.
 * Gamora: No, that's not what I... (they stop dancing) What we should be discussing right now is something about this place. It doesn't feel right.
 * Star-Lord: What are you talking about? You're the one who wanted me to come here!
 * Gamora: That girl Mantis; she's afraid of something. Star-Lord: Why are you trying to take this away from me?
 * Gamora: I'm not trying.
 * Star-Lord: He's my father. He's blood. Gamora: You have blood on Earth and you never wanted to return there.
 * Star-Lord: Again, you made me come here! And Earth is the place where my mother died right in front of me.
 * Gamora: No, it's because that place is real, and this is a fantasy.
 * Star-Lord: This is real! I'm only half human, remember? Gamora: That's the half I'm worried about.
 * Star-Lord: Oh, I get it. You're jealous because I'm part-god, and you like when I'm the weak one.
 * Gamora: You were insufferable to begin with. I haven't been able to reach Rocket. I'm gonna go outside and I'm gonna try and get a signal.
 * Star-Lord: You know what? This is not Cheers after all! This is whatever the show is where one person is willing to open themselves up to new possibility, and the other person is a jerk who doesn't trust anybody! It's a show that doesn't exist. That's why it would get zero ratings!
 * Gamora: I don't know what Cheers is!
 * Star-Lord: I finally found my family. Don't you understand that?
 * Gamora: I thought you already had. I am getting a lot ratings!
 * Star-Lord: NO YOU ARE NOT!!!! You're getting zero ratings! RIGHT NOW!!!!
 * Blossom: Please listen to me!
 * Star-Lord: (In Homer's voice) WHY YOU LITTLE?!?
 * Professor Utonium: (furious) STAR-LORD THE GALAXY GUARDIAN!!!!!!!
 * Star-Lord: Uh-oh.
 * Professor Utonium: What is all the racket in here?!
 * Star-Lord: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! You hear me?! DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
 * Professor Utonium: Well, what have you done?!
 * Star-Lord: Look, Gamora told me that he understands what Cheers is. She refused to dance with me and this isn't Cheers right now. SHE IS GETTING ZERO RATINGS! OKAY?!
 * Gamora: (Irritated) I SAID, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT CHEERS IS!!!!
 * Star-Lord: (growling with anger, he punches him with rage and yells at him) I don't care! (yelling angrilly) YOU'RE GETTING ZERO RATINGS FOR CHEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Professor Utonium: Okay, well then, how would you all explain? THIS?!
 * Star-Lord: OK... so maybe I told Gamora that this wasn't Cheers, so she knows what it's like to her ratings for zero ratings. But the truth is, Mr. Utonium, She argued with me all the time.
 * Gamora: OH STAR-LORD...
 * Star-Lord: (Angrily) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! I HATE YOU, GAMORA!!!!!
 * (Gamora was lying on the floor, pretending that she had never heard, and Professor Utonium scolds him)
 * Professor Utonium: Have you no shame? A grown man your age gallivanting around like an angry guardian, not doing what you’re told! “Star-Lord want a this,” “Star-Lord want a that.” You, Star-Lord, are nothing but a bully! A big, big, big bully!.Go to your room! You are not coming to hang out from a New Year's Celebration, that means no TV, no internet, no snacktime! Bedtime!
 * Star-Lord: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!! (He tackles Gamora)
 * Gamora: YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Star-Lord: ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HAVE CHEERS FOR ZERO RATINGS!!!!!
 * Professor Utonium: I told you to go to your room!
 * Star-Lord: No, Mr. Utonium. I had enough of those punishments.
 * Professor Utonium: HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME LIKE THAT?!?
 * Star-Lord: How dare you accuse me like a man without evidence?!
 * Professor Utonium: Star-Lord, your time with your superpowers in the galaxy is up. You shall return to the room, right now.
 * Star-Lord: (Sadly) Oh, Mr. Utonium. Give me another chance. One chance.
 * Professor Utonium: After yelling at me, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup and Gamora twice, you are nothing but a guardian. And I cannot accuse this at the City of Townsville!
 * Blossom: And by the way, you should’ve known that you can never argue with Gamora and never tell him that this is not Cheers for zero ratings.
 * Buttercup: Huge mistake in your part!
 * (Star-Lord and the other guardians sadly leave)
 * Blossom: We're sorry, Professor. I have to protect Gamora from his Star-Lord. I...
 * Professor Utonium: (kindly) Blossom. There is nothing to me sorry about. I’m proud of all 3 of you. Gamora had told me everything. And I know that all 3 of you did your best to stop that guy from fighting Gamora.
 * Bubbles: But we weren't quick enough to protect ourselves, Professor.
 * Professor Utonium: Don’t worry about it, Girls. The other citizens of Townsville are more important then their own protection. And you girls are my very young daughters.
 * The Powerpuff Girls: Very young daughters indeed.