The Crying Prince transcript

Scene 1: The Anderson family's house
Brian: [Crying And Wailing Loudly]

Felix and Kathy check Brian's pamper to see if it's wet, but it's not.

Felix: "False alarm,"

Kathy: "it smells clean."

Larry and Julia come back home from Varney-Rickles Memorial Grocery Store.

Larry: "Hey, you guys,"

Julia: "how's everything?"

Molly: "Terrible and horrible, Mr. and Mrs. Anderson, Bonnie's brother, Brian's been crying for several hours and we can't figure out why."

Bonnie: "Yeah right, I tried everything to get him to stop, he's not wet, hungry, tired, thirsty or teething, he's got his dinosaur blankie and his duck and rabbit."

Julia (picking up Brian): "Well sometimes all babies cry and you don't know the reason, (she looks right at Brian.) it's gonna be alright, Brian."

Larry: "Bonnie, you did plenty of crying when you were Brian's age, trust us."

Julia: "Anyhow, try to have a bit of patience with Brian, you guys."

Larry and Julia exit the living room.

Mason: "I guess you're absolutely right, we just need to live with it."

Molly: "We need a plan, super fast."

Bonnie: "Wait, you guys, I got it."

Bonnie walks right up to 1 of her photographs of her with Darren the So Much Better Dragon when she was Brian's age.

Molly: "Come on, Bonnie, walking away isn't a plan."

Bonnie: "No, Molly, Darren the So Much Better Dragon, my most favorite toy of all times when I was Brian's age, he always cheered me up a bit."

Up in the attic
They're all searching for Darren 'til Bonnie finds him in the attic chest.

Bonnie: "Alright, I found him."

Bonnie shows Brian Darren.

Bonnie: "Look, Brian, this is Darren."

Bonnie pushes the button on Darren's right wing.

Darren: Calm down baby

please don't cry

no more tear drops

it's cheer up time

laugh with me

and we'll all be

cheerful, cheerful, cheerful.

Brian stops crying and wailing.

Brian: "Dawwen."

Molly: "Hey, what do you know, it really works."

Larry and Julia show up.

Larry: "Darren the So Much Better Dragon,"

Julia: "we haven't seen it in a super long time."

Bonnie: "Well at least I got Brian to quit crying."