Everything Wrong With Peppa Pig: The Movie

By CinemaSins

Narrated By Jeremy Scott

Everything Wrong With Peppa Pig: The Movie

In It's a "Katherine Dillon/Canimation film" Minutes or Less...

Spoilers!!

(duh...)

Skips 16-313
 * 1. Do I have to sin this? *sigh* Fine. (Shows logos in fast-motion.) 2 frickin' minutes of 23, yes, 23 goddamn logos! Seriously, did it really need that many companies to work on this film?
 * 2. (Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig.) Nice to meet you, my name is "I don't care".
 * 3. 16 seconds of introducing her family and friends to us later..
 * 4. (Peppa: Peppa Pig.) Roll credits.
 * 5. (Narrator: This was our Pig, Peppa!) I know who she is, because she introduced herself a few seconds ago, Narrator.
 * 6. Plus, what do you mean by "was"? Is she dead?
 * 7. (George: Look! There's Dinosaurs watching us!) What the f*ck are you talking about? The Dinosaurs are extinct. Didn't they teach you this in school? And, are you breaking the fourth wall?
 * 8. (Richard Rabbit: Ooh! Music video.) Why, why the f*ck would a parent let a kid watch rap music?
 * 9. (Mummy Pig: For the last time, we aren't going after what happened last week.) I'm sorry, did I miss something or are you guys arguing for no reason?
 * 10. (George Crying.) Crybaby.
 * 11. (Narrator: Oh dear, George! Fine.) Don't tell the kid you're going, Narrator. That's the parent's job.
 * 12. Also, Narration.
 * 13. (Let's set up the stage, where it all began!) Where what began? Are you gonna act out all that happen last week? Cause, I'd rather see if my cat's plotting to kill me than watch this sh*t.
 * 14. (Mummy Pig: Isn't this stage a little to high?) You do know she didn't really meant that, right?
 * 14½. (Narrator: Now, let's see what happens at Potato Land.) No, f*ck you! F*ck this movie! And f*ck Canimation! Cartoons in a Can is better! Plus, I don't what to see what f*cking happens at Potato Land! Why did you want me to sin this sh*tty movie? Why can't you let me sin something else? Like The Emoji Movie? Would you leave if I told you everything is wrong with this sh*t?
 * 15. (Narrator: Potatoland! Here we are.) How the f*ck did we get here?
 * 315. Before I continue, I'm giving 300 sins for every bastard that help on this, including the unnecessary logos at the scrolling credits.
 * 316. And an additional one for thinking DC.
 * 317. (Mr. Potato: Attention! My evil, cousin Lord Fry...) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... you're Cousin's name is Lord Fry?
 * 318. (Mr. Potato: ...Has come to take over the world!) Wait, evil Cousin? Wanting to take over world? Where have I heard this plot before? Wait, maybe it's some sort of trick to kidnap them.
 * 319. (Mr. Potato: I need someone to help me on this. mission.) Well, you can ask anyone to help, but I'm not going, you talking potato.
 * 320. (Rebecca Rabbit: Aw, no thanks These two minutes of logos were enough!) You think?
 * 321. (Mr. Potato: I have decided, Peppa, George, Suzy, and Richard, I want you to join me.) So you can kidnap them?
 * 322. (Rebecca Rabbit: Farewell, little bro.) You do know you'll see him again, right?
 * 323. (Mummy Pig: Good luck on the mission you two!) What? You just gonna let your kids go on a dangerous mission that they might or might not return from? What kind of parents ARE you?
 * 324. (Daddy Pig: Make sure you bring home plenty of pretzels.) Seriously? You're not gonna stop them from endangering their lives? What a bunch on a**holes!
 * 325. (Mr. Potato: OK. Now that we're in the bus, Ms. Rabbit can drive us to our first pit stop.) Why the f*ckity f*ck do you need to make a pit stop? You're at a life and deaft situation!
 * 326. (Peppa: Are we gonna jump in a muddy puddle?) No! We are not gonna jump in a frickin' muddy puddle! Not in a situation like this!
 * 327. (George: Are we gonna make fun of Viacom?) Why would we make fun of Viacom?
 * 328. Also, how to Hell do you even know about Viacom!!?
 * 329. (Suzy: I don't know.) Then, why did you even mention them, if you DON'T know???
 * 330. (Richard: Because they blocked my dance remix video.) Oh, that explains it.
 * 331. (Mr. Potato: It takes more then 4 to defeat him.) Wait, are you telling me you need more then those kids to defeat your "Cousin"?
 * 332. (Mrs. Rabbit: And don’t we know it?) I looked at the poster. We know who? Yep. We do. I’ll be right back.
 * 333. (Narrator: Why do I have to narrate this?) Because you'll get paid for doing it.
 * 334. Also, the Narrator would be good at CinemaSins.
 * 335. (Narrator: Oh crud, I forgot this was a crossover movie.) Oh, No! Not a crossover.
 * 336. (Mr. Potato: Are you Bella J. Flamingo, Moose A. Moose and Zee D. Bird's boss?) Are you f*cking kidding me? I thought this is The "PEPPEA PIG" Movie, not the freaking "NICK JR." Movie! Well, Katherine Dillon wrote this, and The Narrator did say it was a crossover. Excuse Me, I need to Take a dump. (10 second intermission 6)
 * 337. (Bella J. Flamingo: And why should I help you? They’ve been arguing about The Peppa Pig Movie and whatnot ever since the internet problem with the Noggin app.) What Noggin app? OK. I give up.
 * 338. Also, cue the test card! (Shows the TBA)
 * 339. (Mr. Potato: "Cause if you don't we're all gonna... you know.) Of course, it's a kids movie so they have to use the "Find something else to say without trying to say 'dead'" cliché.
 * 340. (Moose A. Moose: Another mission? Didn't we just came back from the Nick Jr. War?) Nick Jr. War? Is it similar to the Infinity War? If so, did it end depressingly?
 * 341. (Evil Moose and Cree shows up.) We interrupt this sh*tty movie to bring you Mission: Impossible!
 * 342. Also, who the f*ck are they?
 * 343. (Mr. Potato: It's Moose and Zee's evil counterparts, Cree and Evil Moose!) Moose and Zee have doppelgangers? Plus, Evil Moose? Very creative, Dillon.
 * 344. At least Cree is a better name than Evil Moose.
 * 345. (Evil Moose: It's Zee D. Bird and Company all over again!) Dammit! Now I already know what I'm going to sin in the next episode.
 * 346. Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
 * 347. (Suzy: Again with the fourth wall breaks?) Yeah, Katherine, why the Hell is with your obsession with fourth wall breaking? If you need it so seriously, ask Deadpool for advice.
 * 348. (Miss Rabbit: I'll be on my Phone...) Why are you on your phone? You should be paying attention to the road. This isn't what I'd expect from a G rated movie.
 * 349. (Bruce A. Moose: Sure! I’d rather be dead or rate movies PG then let you down.) Bruce would be good for Pixar.
 * 350. (Narrator: Now that we dealt with Moose and Zee, let's see what Rebecca is up to.) I'd rather not.
 * 351. Also, Narration, again.
 * 352. 1½ minutes of talking later.
 * 353. (Evil Moose: Next time, we're capturing Candy Cat!) What on Earth would you need a Candy Cat for?
 * 354. (Daddy Rabbit: It's all part of Lord's Fry's stupid plan.) How "Stupid" are we talking?
 * 355. (Peppa: This is bad.) How can it be "bad" if they’re just sleeping? Stupid.
 * 356. (Suzy: What are we even gonna do?) We run for our lives, mother*cka!
 * 357. 30 seconds of doing nothing later.
 * 358. (Peppa: That was close. | George: Uh, guys, where's Richard?) He's been abducted by Evil Moose! Duh...
 * 359. (Bella J. Flamingo: I just posted Moose sleeping on MooseTube for the 100th time!) MooseTube? Are you trying to make a reference to YouTube?
 * 360. Also, you did it 100 f*cking times? What are the other 99? Oh, on Bella Flamenco’s channel. That’s Bella J. Flamingo’s username.
 * 361. (Lord Fry shows up.) Who the f*ck are you? Wait, he's Lord Fry?
 * 362. (Bella: I'm sorry, but he got abducted by Evil Moose.) Of course.
 * 363. (Rebecca: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!) No.
 * 364. (Emily Elephant: What do you want from us?) *As Lord Fry* I came to steal your souls.
 * 365. Wait, it's night time already?
 * 366. (Rebecca Rabbit: So, If Richard is abducted by Evil Moose, Bella posted Moose Sleeping on MooseTube for 100 Times, and now she’s on the bus.) Ah, come on! Are we gonna recap what happened a few moments ago?
 * 367. Also Moose and Zee doesn't do anything in this scene. Oh yeah. They’re still sleeping. Oh crap.
 * 368. A few minutes of talking later...
 * 369. (Narrator: On with the boring story.) Come on, Narrator! The film's already boring.
 * 370. (Narrator: Moose and Zee are still sleeping.) God dammit you bastards! The world is in danger and you're gonna save it by sleeping?
 * 371. (Peppa Pig: They’re still sleeping? Darn script!) That's what I was saying, before I figured out Katherine Dillon was part of this.
 * 372. (George: Bella, can you wake them up?) Why can't you do it?
 * 373. (Bella J. Flamingo: Hello, my dear friends! You’ve been asleep for twelve hours!) 12 hours? That's longer then how long Loki's been falling for.
 * 374. (Bella J. Flamingo: We can do impossible things! But only if you wake up.) And what's the impossible? Preventing all the Transformers movies from happening?
 * 375. (Zee: We really overslept. Katherine Dillon’s scripts are weird!) Ya think?
 * 376. (Moose A. Moose: Oh my! I slept for 12 Hours. Oh, it’s a call from the Mayor! ) The Mayor? Is it the Mayor of New York City? 'Cause, maybe it'll explain this film a lot.
 * 377. (Mayor Mouse: I’m eating some pizza at the town hall. I heard you were sleeping for 12 Hours.) Why are you eating pizza in a time like this?
 * 378. Also, how the f*ck did you know Moose and Zee was sleeping for 12 hours?
 * 379. (Zee D. Bird: Yeah, Right. This was the only way I could get away from our screen time.) Why would sleeping help you to do that?
 * 380. (Mayor Mouse: Well, I hope to see you soon!) Where the f*ck are you going? God, the script is sooo dull, it makes this film sooo boring.
 * 381. (Narrator: The YouTube videos were right. This movie is boring.) Did you just said what I think you said?
 * 382. Also, why the f*ck did you say the film was boring? What is because of the comments on your trailers? You're the f*cking Narrator, Narrators shouldn't say something like that!
 * 383. (Zee: (Offscreen) Hey! This movie is fun, not boring!) That's a sin on itself.
 * 384. (Peppa: I wonder how Richard is doing.) Probably, getting tortured.
 * 385. Meanwhile, thousands of miles away...
 * 386. (Richard Rabbit: Does anyone have a key?) "Do any of you guys have something?" cliché.
 * 387. (Zoe Zebra: Not me. Candy Cat: Not Me. (Meows) Danny Dog: Not Me.) Of course they don't.
 * 388. (Richard Rabbit: Then, Who does? Emily Elephant: Me!) Why the f*ck didn't you say you had a rope when he asked the first time?
 * 389. A bunch of seconds of conversation later...
 * 390. Wait, what? Is this gonna happen every time they escape?
 * 391. (Shut up, or you'll wake them up.) "Be quiet, or you'll wake up the enemy when you try to escape" cliché.
 * 392. (Everyone in town knows Moose and Zee slept for 12 Hours...) Wait, how the Hell did you know?
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Time: To be Determined.

Sin tally: Not Finished!!!

Sentence: Worst! Crossover! Ever! (Katherine Dillon should rot in Hell, because Gabs Campbell is better then her!)