Body Switched Friends transcript

Prologue: The New Theme Intro
Marge and Homer are at the grand piano in the living room.

Marge: [Playing On Piano Keys] Lisa never tells big lies

Homer: Krusty's out with banana cream pies

Marge: Bart's hanging out with the guys

Homer: but this time

it's a big mission

Bart: we're on a journey

Lisa: it's quite fantastic

Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa (except Maggie): it's The Grand Adventures of The Simpson Family.

Scene 1: The Simpson family's house
Milhouse is visiting The Simpson family's house, while his parents, Kirk and Luann are busy cleaning up their own house.

Bart: "Hey, Milhouse, you wanna watch The Best of Muppet Labs on my DVD player? it's super thrilling and hilarious."

Milhouse: "Of course I do, Bart, in fact, let's watch it right now."

Bart puts the DVD disc right into the DVD player, and they begin watching it on the televsion screen.

Cartoon Caricature Guest Star: “So, how are you guys doing, lately?”

Cartoon Animated Kermit: “We’re doing good, (Guest Star’s 1st name), but Dr. Honeydew has just invented the Body Switcher 300 and we’d better be very careful not to get body switched.”

Cartoon Animated Bunsen: “Go ahead, Beaker, pull down that lever.”

Beaker: Mee, mee!

Cartoon Animated Kermit: “Oh dear, I spoke too soon.”

Cartoon Animated Beaker pulls down the lever and they're now body switched

Cartoon Animated Bunsen (in Cartoon Animated Kermit’s body): “And that’s exactly how the Body Switcher 300 is used.”'

'Cartoon Animated Kermit (in Cartoon Animated Bunsen’s body): “Hey, what happened here? (he realizes what just happened.) good grief, I’m in Dr. Honeydew’s body!”'

Cartoon Animated Bunsen (in Cartoon Animated Kermit’s body): “Well, Kermit, I know that you’re in my body and I’m in yours, but it’s not just us that got body switched, everybody did, except our guest star, and that’s the thing with the body switcher 300.”

Cartoon Animated Gonzo (in Cartoon Animated Beaker’s body): “I can’t believe I look like a cylinder headed science man!”

Cartoon Animated Beaker (in Cartoon Animated Gonzo’s body) “Mee, mo, mee, mo, mee mo, mee, mo, mee, mo, mee!”

Cartoon Animated Miss Piggy (in Cartoon Animated Rizzo’s body): “I just can’t believe I got body switched with a little brown rat!”

Cartoon Animated Rizzo (in Cartoon Animated Miss Piggy’s body): “And I still can’t believe I got body switched with Piggy in de meantime!”

Cartoon Animated Fozzie (in Cartoon Animated Sam’s body): “I look just like an American blue eagle!”

Cartoon Animated Sam (in Cartoon Animated Fozzie’s body): “And I look just like a comedy performing constant joke telling bear.”

Cartoon Animated Scooter (in Cartoon Animated Lew Zealand’s body): “I look just like some sort of circus performer!”

Cartoon Animated Lew Zealand (in Cartoon Animated Scooter’s body): “And I look just like some sort of theater gofer!”

Cartoon Animated Skeeter (in Cartoon Animated Janice’s body): “Whoa, I’m feeling like a groovy guitar player!”

Cartoon Animated Janice (in Cartoon Animated Skeeter’s body): “And I’m like, a total gymnast!”

Cartoon Animated Dr. Teeth (in Cartoon Animated Link Hogthrob’s body): “I’m beginning to look like a worker pig!”

Cartoon Animated Link Hogthrob (in Cartoon Animated Dr. Teeth’s body): “And I’m beginning to look like some sort of rock and roll piano player!”

Cartoon Animated Floyd (in Cartoon Animated Dr. Strangepork’s body): “Whoa, man, I’ve never been in some old pig’s body before!”

Cartoon Animated Dr. Strangepork (in Cartoon Animated Floyd’s body): “And I’ve never been in some rock and roll musician’s body before!”

Cartoon Animated Zoot (in Cartoon Animated Wayne’s body): “I look just like some fancy young man!”

Cartoon Animated Wayne (in Cartoon Animated Zoot’s body): “And I look just like some saxophone player!”

Cartoon Animated Wanda (in Cartoon Animated Mildred Huxtetter’s body): “I can’t believe I look just like some old woman!”

Cartoon Animated Mildred Huxtetter (in Cartoon Animated Wanda’s body): “And I can’t believe I look a lot younger than I thought I would be!”

Cartoon Animated Swedish Chef (in Cartoon Animated Crazy Harry's body): “I cunt-a beleef I’m een yuooor budy, Crezy Herry!”

Cartoon Animated Crazy Harry (in the Cartoon Animated Swedish Chef’s body): “Neither can I!”

Cartoon Animated Statler (in Cartoon Animated Waldorf’s body): “So, Waldorf, what’s it like being body switched?”

Cartoon Animated Waldorf (in Cartoon Animated Statler’s body): “Terrible and Horrible!”

Cartoon Animated Statler and Cartoon Animated Waldorf: [Laughing Uncontrollably]

Cartoon Animated Robin (in Cartoon Animated Bean’s body): “I sure don’t wanna be stuck as a rabbit for a very long time.”

Cartoon Animated Bean (in Cartoon Animated Robin’s body): “And I sure don’t wanna be stuck as a little green frog either.”

Cartoon Animated Rowlf (in Cartoon Animated Pepe’s body): “I was dusting the piano, when suddenly, I got zapped into a king prawn’s body.”

Cartoon Animated Pepe (in Cartoon Animated Rowlf’s body): “And I got zapped into a piano playing dog’s body okay.”

Cartoon Animated Louis Kazagger (in Cartoon Animated Chip’s body): “I’ve been hocus pocused into some sort of computer geek!”

Cartoon Animated Chip (in Cartoon Animated Louis Kazagger’s body): “And I look all exposed and sporty!”

Cartoon Animated Walter (in Cartoon Animated Clifford’s body): “Hey don’t worry about it, everybody, I’m gonna ask (Guest Star’s 1st name), and she’ll have the solution to fix this problem.”

Cartoon Animated Clifford (in Cartoon Animated Walter’s body): “Alright, Walter, but hurry back, I can’t stand lookin’ like you for a very long time.”

Cartoon Animated Walter (in Cartoon Animated Clifford’s body) goes over to tell the Guest Star to help fix the problem.

Cartoon Animated Walter (in Cartoon Animated Clifford’s body): “(Guest Star’s 1st Name), is there some other way to reverse all of us back into our original bodies again?”

Cartoon Caricature Guest Star: “Well, Walter, all you need to do is pull the lever back up again.”

The Cartoon Caricature Guest Star pulls the lever back up again and all of the body switched Cartoon Animated Muppet friends reverse back into their original bodies again.

Cartoon Caricature Guest Star: “And there you have it, (to herself) oh my gosh, I sure hope this works.”

Cartoon Animated Kermit: “Oh good, I’m back to my original self again.”

Cartoon Animated Bunsen: “So am I, what a relief.”

Cartoon Animated Robin: “Boy, I never wanna get body switched again.”

Cartoon Animated Bean: “Me neither.”

Bart: "Whoa, that's super thrilling."

Milhouse: "Good thing we're not getting body switched."

Bart: "Speaking of body switching machines, I just wonder what Professor Frink is up to right now."

Cut to John Frink by the Body Switcher 600 at Springfield Laboratory.

John: "And this, my good friends, is 1 of my best inventions: the Body Switcher 600, it can switch everything it needs to be."

Lenny: "Are you sure about this, John? 'cause last time you used that thing, Carl and I got body switched for a very long time."

Carl: "It's true indeed."

Cut back to Bart and Milhouse........

Milhouse: "Well, Bart, it's been such a real good time hanging around with you, it's time for me to go back home right now, my parents are probably finished cleaning the house up."

Bart: "Goodbye, Milhouse, I'll see you at school tomorrow morning."

Milhouse leaves to go back home to the Van Houten family's house.

Bart: "What an entire evening this is turning out to be."

Marge: (from inside the dining room) "Bart, Lisa, Homer, dinner's being served!"

Bart, Lisa and Homer come right into the dining room, and they're now eating their dinner meals, which of course Lisa gets the vegetarian meals.

Homer: "So, Bart, what did you and Milhouse do this evening?"

Bart: "Well, Dad, Milhouse and I were watching The Best of Muppet Labs on the DVD player, and we watched the 1 where Kermit and his Muppet friends get body swtiched, then eventually switch back to their original selves again."

Lisa: "Wow, Bart, you even remember them than Dad and Grampa do."

Bart: "Well, I think Professor Frink might've invented a body switching machine, but let's hope we don't get body switched."

Later, right after dinner and dessert, everybody's now asleep in their beds.

The Springfield Laboratory
John: "Alright, the coast is clear right now, so I'm just gonna pull down this lever."

John pulls down the lever on the Body Switcher 600, but not everybody switches bodies with 1 another, Bart and Milhouse get body switched as well.

The Van Houten family's house
Bart (in Milhouse's body): "Hey, what's going on around here? this isn't my bedroom, where's my Krusty the Clown and Itchy and Scratchy merchandise? and where's my mom, dad and 2 sisters? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

The Simpson family's house
Milhouse (in Bart's body): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Fade to another black screen.............

Announcer: "Don't go away, The Simpsons will be right back, right after this commercial break."

Commercial Break

End commercial break

Announcer: "And now, back to The Simpsons, on Fox Network."

Springfield Elementary School/Carol Berrera's classroom
Bart (in Milhouse's body): "Milhouse, this is evil, terribly horribly evil."

Milhouse (in Bart's body): "Tell me about it, Bart."

Bart (in Milhouse's body): "We can't let anybody know we got body switched."

Milhouse (in Bart's body): "I think you're right, Bart, let's just sit around in Mrs. Berrera's classroom."