SpongeBob SquarePants (2016 film)/Trailer transcripts

These are the transcripts for Genndy Tartavosky's SpongeBob SquarePants trailers.

Teaser Trailer

 * (Shows Sony logo)
 * (Shows Columbia Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Sony Pictures Animation logo)
 * Announcer: From the studio that brought you Open Season and from the creator of Dexter's Laboratory.
 * Painty: Are you ready, kids? (Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background)
 * Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!
 * Painty: I can't hear you!
 * Kids: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!
 * Painty: Ohhhhhhhh...! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
 * Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: Ready?
 * Painty and Kids: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
 * Painty: SpongeBooob... SquarePaaaaaaants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
 * (The movie's logo appears)
 * Announcer: SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Text: IN 3-D
 * Announcer: In 3D
 * Seagulls: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPAAAAAANTS!
 * Text: SUMMER 2016