The Crocodile Anthem

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Mercy Brett Young

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Announcer: Ladies and Gentle-mates, will you Please rise for the Crocodile Anthem.

Bull Gator: No, no, no, mate. For the Crocodile Anthem, you stay sitting down. Down in front there! Now brace yourself, we're gonna sing:

Crocodiles of the world unite! Stand up for your reptilian rights! Don't let your lives go down the drain Just stand up and explain (he-he-heh)

Let this be the crocodiles' cause: Don't be all afraid of our mighty jaws! Something is wrong with everything Except the way we sing!

(Cue Crocodile Choir oohing in the background)

Spoken: You know what's right with this world?

Axel: Nothing!

Bull Gator: You know what gets me hot under the scaly collar?

Axel: You name it!

Bull Gator: And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice Earth day, just go help crocodiles and so remember:

All: Don't let your lives go down the drain Just stand up and explain! just stand up and explain