Universal Kids World News Tonight with Homer Simpson News Headlines (September 9, 2017)

Transcript

 * (Universal Kids News logo appears with music)
 * Homer Simpson: "Tonight, The Soccer Mom. Jena was trying to play soccer with her mother, Jenny, as you see that she brings her bag out of the car, and soccer is the sport I love. Flooded Tackle Shop, Mario was walking on the squares on the water, when he's about to get wet, then Disney XS start to splash and laugh at him. We'll take a closer look to find out why the tackle shop is flooded. Taking a Mewni Vacation, Star and Marco wanted to go to the beach, Jackie was having a hard time tanning, just like when Star told her that tanning is important. It's written on the sand it says, "Can it compete to the Mewni beach?" And our Person of the Week, everybody knows about the Powerpuff Girls, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup made their on-air hosting on Universal Kids, answer is Blossom is on-air teacher, Bubbles is the cutest on-air teacher and Buttercup is the goofiest on-air teacher, after Thomas left to have his own show, show the Powerpuff Girls who teach young viewers, and the fun never ends."
 * Announcer: "From NBCUniversal headquarters, this is Universal Kids World News Tonight with Homer Simpson."

Upcoming Items

 * Homer Simpson: "Well, still ahead on this broadcast, we'll take a closer look at the flooded tackle shop, Mario was trying to find the Disney XD characters in a swimming pool, and I don't why they got wet. Can't Find a place to tan, Star was looking for a place to tan, they wanted to tan at the beach and read newspapers, Pony Head puts sand on them, you can see why as you see the Pony Head putten hot sand on them, is Pony Head getting sunburned or not? Now that you see why Star, Marco and Jackie are really sunburned. And our Persons of the Week, Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup become the hosts on-air teachers on Universal Kids, finally."

When We Come Back Bumper

 * Homer Simpson: "When we come back, Star, Marco and Jackie getting sunburned, and now, they are getting sunburned, and now that is going to be the worst day at the beach ever."

When We Come Back Bumper

 * Homer Simpson: "When we return, The Powerpuff Girls had took a break on fighting crime and the forces of evil, and now it's finally Universal Kids. Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup made their own block on how they teach young viewers every day and every night, and they are the Persons of the Week."