Savages! The Movie/The Root of Anger

Transcripts:

 * Claude Cat: Okay, what we're going to do now is get to the root of all your anger. Sonic, could you stand up please? [Sonic stands up with his arms still crossed.] What makes you the angriest, Sonic?
 * Sonic: Stupid-ass blind liberals!
 * Claude Cat: Okay, great. Chase, could you stand up and pretend to be a stupid-ass blind liberal? [the bodybuilder stands up and walks up to Daniel] And what makes you angriest, Tails?
 * Tails: Scrawny-ass sissies!
 * Claude Cat: Okay, Daniel's a scrawny-ass sissy, he just cut in front of you in line at the bank. Go!
 * Tails: Hey! What, do you think I got a small dick?! Huh?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Huh I don't have a small penis! My wife thinks my penis is perfectly fine!
 * Claude Cat: [doesn't say anything for a few seconds] ...Okay. Uh, why don't we uh do some roleplaying now with Wubbzy and Yang, who gets angriest at his mom. [Wubbzy and Yang stands and moves to the center of the room] Gretchen, can you play Rainbow Dash's mom for us? [Gretchen, a butch woman, stands up and walks to the middle of the room]
 * Wubbzy: Yo, bitch!
 * Yang: You think you bad?
 * Oh: Just 'cause you're a mom don't mean I can't put a cap in your ass, bitch!
 * Tip: I may be female on the outside, but I still have a bigger penis than you!
 * Daring Do: I don't have a small penis!
 * Quibble Pants: Don't say that, it isn't true!
 * Rainbow Dash: It isn't true!
 * Gumball: That's enough!
 * Darwin: I've been sick of everyone talk about penis shize!
 * Poppy: Yeah, it doesn't matter!
 * Branch: It doesn't matter!
 * Claude Cat: [if he wasn't sure before, he is now] Does... everyone here have an issue with their penis size?
 * Wubbzy: No.
 * Yang: No.
 * Sonic: Not me.
 * Tails: No.
 * Oh: Nope.
 * Tip: No.
 * Skunk: I don't think so.
 * Rainbow Dash: No, my shit be packing.
 * Daring Do: My penis is 13 inches long.
 * Claude Cat: Oops.