The Louder House pilot episode: True family life

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne have just returned from their honeymoon date and they find Clyde in their living room.

Lincoln: "Well, Ronnie Anne, it's good be back home again,"

Ronnie Anne: "just you and me and-"

Clyde: Nobody knows

the troubles I see

nobody knows

my sorrow

Lincoln: "Clyde?"

Clyde: "Lincoln, Ronnie Anne, aren't you 2 a sight for true love? give us a group cuddle, Lincoln, you love machine, and look at you, new Mrs. Loud, how 'bout a side of candy hearts on the menu?"

Lincoln: "Clyde, what are you doing here?"

Clyde: "I was takin' super good care of the love nest for you guys."

Lincoln: "Oh, you mean like sorting out the mail and watering the plants,"

Clyde: "and cleanin' the windows."

Lincoln: "Oh boy, look at the time, I guess you need to be going right away."

Clyde: "Don't you wanna tell me about your honeymoon vacation trip? or how 'bout a game of Slides and Ladders?"

Ronnie Anne: "Well actually, Clyde, shouldn't you be going right back home on the 4th floor to Sid?"

Clyde: "Oh yeah, that 1, I don't know, she's been a bit moody and stuff lately, so I thought I would stay overnight with you guys."

Ronnie Anne: "You know we're always thrilled to see you, Clyde,"

Lincoln: "but Ronnie Anne and I are married right now, we need time to be together as always, by ourselves."

Clyde: "Alright, say no more."

Clyde leaves to take the elevator right back up to the 4th floor where his wife, Sid's located.

Meanwhile during the dinner meal scene.......

Maria: "So, Ronalda, tell us about where you live."

Ronnie Anne: "Well, Lincoln owns his own apartment floor, don't you, hero cakes?"

Lincoln: "Oh yeah, it's got a living room with lots of arcade video game stuff and comic magazines and a toy room as well."

Bobby: "Oh, you mean the 2nd floor."

Lynn Loud Sr.: "Well,"

Rita: "I suppose it'll be a fine place for them to raise our grandkids."

Lincoln: [Coughing And Sputtering A Bit] "It's kind of early to be thinking about that right now."

Meanwhile right after the dinner meal......

Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln, in just 3 days, you and I will be right back home on the 2nd floor."

Lincoln: "Oh yeah, with all of our full grown garden crops,"

Ronnie Anne: "and maybe the pitter patter of little tiny feet."

Lincoln: "Oh yeah, the rabbits will be hopping around all over the place."

Ronnie Anne: "No, Lincoln, what if they were little tiny human feet?"

Lincoln's face goes pale just as he faints right on their bed. That means babies and little tykes.

Lincoln: "Ronnie Anne, honestly, I'm not prepared for young kids yet, have you seen a baby boy or girl lately? they just eat, sleep, cry, wet and all sorts of things."

Ronnie Anne: "Oh, Lincoln, don't you ever think about having such a super big family?"

Lincoln: "Right now, Ronnie Anne, you're my true family."

Meanwhile, Lincoln's going right off to the Great Lakes City Public Library.

Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln, guess what? I'm 100 % pregnant, we're gonna be super good parents,"

Rita: "and we're gonna be super good grandparents,"

David: "and super good uncles,"

Lisa: "and super good aunts,"

Rosa: "and I'm gonna be a bisabuela."

Lincoln: "That's super good news to hear about."

Ronnie Anne: "Oh really? I'm so thrilled you really think so."

Meanwhile at the Great Lakes City Public Library, Lincoln's reading a comic magazine, but he falls asleep while reading it.

Lincoln's dream sequence.......

Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are taking their twin son and daughter to the Great Lakes City Zoo.

Meanwhile at Ronnie Anne's baby shower......

Lori: "Oh my gosh, Ronnie Anne, look at yourself, you look beautiful."

Leni: "So, Ronnie Anne, has there been any food cravings for you since you got pregnant?"

Ronnie Anne's eating a blue velvet cupcake.

"No, Leni, not at all." Ronnie Anne said to her as she smelled the sense of graham crackers with peanut butter and cream cheese with clover honey.

Ronnie Anne: "Do any of you smell graham crackers with peanut butter and cream cheese with clover honey?"

Luna: "Oh, I think it’s gift opening time."

Lana points right to the baby shower gifts.

Lana: "Ronnie Anne, open mine up 1st please, it’s the 1 by the armchair."

Ronnie Anne read the card: Congratulations on your new wetter, hopefully this helps, love from, Lana.

Ronnie Anne unwraps the package and pulls out a plastic container of baby powder and the Loud sisters, their parents and Maria ooh and aah over the baby shower gift.

Lynn Loud Sr.: "Would you look at that?"

Lola looks around.

Ronnie Anne: "What’s it for, Lana?"

Lana: "I’m so thrilled you like it, Ronnie Anne, it’s for the wet spots."

Ian: "Ronnie Anne, Ronnie Anne,"

Rocky and Rusty: "we all chipped in for a baby shower gift as well too."

Zach shows Ronnie Anne a baby carrier.

All Residents: “Woooooooooow!”

Zach: "You know the baby's gonna really love it, 'cause I do."

Ronnie Anne: "Oh, you guys, that’s real beautiful, thanks a bunch."

Ronnie Anne begins opening the next baby shower gift.

Ronnie Anne: "Wait just 1 minute, Lola, who's this 1 from?"

Lola: "I got you the munchkin size 1 'cause I really love you more than anything."

Lori, Leni, Lynn, Lisa, Lucy, Luan, Luna, Sam, Lana, Lily, Rita, Lynn Loud Sr. and Maria stare at Lola.

Ronnie Anne opens up the package and inside stands a little elf in green clothes and a little red cap.

Ronnie Anne can't believe her eyes.

Ronnie Anne: "Uh, what is it, Lola?".

Lola: "He’s a 3-inch babysitter."

The baby-sitter elf stretches out his arms.

Baby-Sitter Elf: "Where’s the baby?"

Ronnie Anne: "You’re too kind, Lola, but I can’t allow this in our apartment."

Lola: "Think nothing about it, Ronnie Anne, I got 7 more in our backyard."

Ronnie Anne: "What exactly does he do?"

Luna: "The cleaning,"

Leni: "the feeding,"

Baby-Sitter Elf: "and the burping."

Ronnie Anne: "So what exactly are Lincoln and I supposed to do around here?"

Lynn Loud Sr.: "Well, Ronnie Anne, now you'll have plenty of time to work on your marriage,"

Rita: "you’ll begin getting super tired all the time,"

Lori: "you'll always let yourself go,"

Lana: "you’ll get stretch marks."

Lisa: "Oh, Ronnie Anne, don't expect Lincoln to be too helpful,he'll be out with good friends all night long, say goodbye to true romance."

Ronnie Anne: "I'm terribly sorry, but how many of you have young kids of your own?"

Lisa: "She's absolutely right, a baby boy or girl is only gonna strengthen the true love that Ronnie Anne and Lincoln have, how did Lincoln react when you told him, Ronnie Anne? tell us."

Ronnie Anne: "Oh, Lincoln? oh, well, he was, uh, very….he’s super brave and heroic, talented and clever."

Maria: "I'm lucky you agree to that, Ronalda."