Regular Show: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

This is the trailer transcript for Regular Show: The Movie.

(Beginning of the Trailer)

 * (Pops is cutting a flower with a pair of scissors as his shadow moves and he turns to see the meteor.)
 * (Mordecai turns to see the meteor.)
 * Reporter: Sad news. A explosion at West Anderson High, has left the entire science lab destroyed.
 * Frank Smith: I never seen anything like this.
 * (Then the spaceship door starts to open.)
 * Benson: This can't be happening. This has to be a prank. This has to be a prank!

(Trailer Resumes)

 * (Mordecai and Rigby come up and look at the video game control steering wheel)
 * (Rigby presses the Time Warp button and the ship takes off and exits the timeline.)
 * Future Rigby: The universe is on the verge of being destroyed.
 * Mr. Ross: (Evil Laughter as he vanishes through the portal.)
 * (Future Rigby's flying ship is flying towards the Timenado.)
 * Future Rigby: Years, whole decades gone in a instant.
 * (Rigby screams as ships pass by.)
 * Future Rigby: Until nothing is left.
 * (A ship falls through the timeline and crashes into Egypt.)
 * Mordecai: We gotta go.
 * Rigby: We gotta go.
 * Mordecai: We're going. (to Skips) Skips, wanna help save the universe?
 * Skips: I'm in.
 * (Man Announcer) From J.G. Quintel
 * Future Benson: If we get of here, can you fix it? Rigby, fix this.
 * (The ship takes off and dives back into the timeline, then the meteor crashes the top of the house and lands on the ground, then  Benson gets spiked in the head like a volleyball by Jablonski.)
 * Benson: (angrily) Rigby, what did you do?!
 * (A volleyball bomb kills Future Benson while Future Rigby runs.)
 * Rigby: What?
 * Future Rigby: I didn't do anything.
 * (Past Muscle Man and Muscle Man fight using the same moves. Rigby gets electrocuted by the Timenados' power source.)
 * Muscle Man: Woah, you guys stop being friends?
 * (Mordecai and the others set course for the Timenado.)
 * Pops: Why would Rigby do such a thing?
 * (One of the Timenados' ships crashes into Mordecai's ship.)
 * Rigby: Mordecai!
 * (The Intergalactic Park Rangers start attacking Mr. Ross' army. Past Mordecai and Past Rigby activate the time machine, causing an explosion in the science lab.)
 * Future Mordecai: I know what you did Rigby! And I'll never forgive you!
 * Future Benson: Go! Go! Go!
 * (The troops kill Future Pops.)
 * Benson: We have to save the universe!
 * Mordecai: NOOOO!
 * Skips: We have to leave him!
 * Computer voice: Calculating time jump.
 * (Then Future Mordecai's ship shows up and aims his gun at Future Rigby.)
 * Future Mordecai: Press that button and I will shoot you!
 * Future Rigby: Hey Mordecai! GO AHEAD!!
 * (Future Rigby presses the Time warp button, Future Mordecai and Rigby fire each other.)
 * (Man Announcer) Regular Show: The Movie
 * Mr. Ross: OOOOOAAAAAHHHH! (Goes through the portal but pops his head out.) This is what you losers sound like and nobody likes it! OOOOOOOOOOAAAA!!!!
 * (Man Announcer) Save The Universe From Yourselves, Or You're Fired.
 * (Man Announcer) Coming Soon This Summer.