Nightmare on Ed Street transcript

Scene 1: Ed's dream sequence/The Cul-De-Sac streets
Ed's riding around on his skateboard.

Ed: "Hi there, Jimmy, hi there, Sarah, hi there, Nazz, hi there, Kevin, hi there, Rolf, (he stops right by a faceless Jonny and Plank.)

Faceless Jonny: "Hi there, Ed, how do you like our makeover?"

Ed: "AAAAAAAAAAAAH! this can't be right!"

Ed runs away in fear of Jonny and Plank being faceless.

Faceless Jonny: "Got you again, Ed."

Ed: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! how can you speak if you have no face?!?"

Faceless Jonny: "Let's go after him, Plank."

The camera zooms out on Ed waking up the very next morning from his nightmare.

Ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ed: "Oh boy, what a terrible nightmare."

Edd: "Oh dear, Ed, what was your nightmare about?"

Ed: "Jonny and Plank were faceless, Double D."

Edd: "Oh my word, Jonny and Plank being faceless? that's very disturbing."

Eddy: "Well I saw them recently, they weren't faceless at all."

Ed: "They're not? oh boy, happy go lucky day for me!"