The Good, The Bad, and Stinky Dalton/Transcript

Scene 1
(Rusty Nails slaps Narrator)
 * Narrator: Excuse Me!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yes?
 * Narrator: Who Are You?
 * Huckleberry Hound: My Name Is Sheriff Huckleberry I'm So Very Smarter Than Me Uh Huh.
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: So Huck Are We There Yet?
 * Huckleberry Hound and Stinky Dalton: No!
 * Narrator: I Regret Everything!
 * Rusty Nails: Meanie!
 * Snagglepuss: R.N! Pull the Certain!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Or It's Rusty Nail Meat for Dinner!
 * Rusty Nails: Yikes!
 * Bingo: I'll Do It For You!
 * Rolly: Bingo! You Know You're Going to...
 * Rusty Nails:

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails: Hit It Bingo!
 * Bingo: Right on the Job!
 * Rusty Nails: 🎵Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails: A Cowboy Needs A Horse, He Went Up To The Moon! Cause Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Bingo: Wait? Then He Shoukd be a Horseboy! Get It!
 * Hissy: Lame!
 * Rusty Nails: Dang It Bingo!
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails and Bingo: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!

Scene 2

 * Fraw Dalton: I'm Fraw!
 * Praw Dalton: I'm Praw!
 * Draw Dalton: Duh I'm Draw.
 * Red Eye the Bartender: What Happened to Straw?
 * Rusty Nails: We Do Not Speak of Straw!
 * Hissy: Straw? I Sleep in That Straw!
 * Stinky Dalton: Howdy Folks.
 * Fraw Dalton: Hey Look! It's Our Leader!
 * Straw Dalton: Well Well Well, If It Isn't Stinky Dalton? Haven't Seen You in Decades!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton:

Scene 3

 * Hissy:
 * Fraw Dalton: Can I Have Your Horse?
 * Stinky Dalton: This Is My Faithful Horsie and Fancy Saddle. Not Yet! But There's A Gold Nugget In The Bank.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Hee Yaw!
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Narrator:
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Baba Looey:
 * Huckleberry Hound and Stinky Dalton: Oh My Darlin' Clementine. Howdy Y'all.
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I Have This Here Gold Nugget.
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Uh Oh! Don't Get Him Started!
 * Baba Looey: Here's Your Pen!
 * Stinky Dalton: Yes!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Where is my Soda?
 * Baba Looey: Here's Your Mountain Dew!
 * Huckleberry Hound: (laughs)
 * Quick Draw McGraw: (hiccups) Needs a Few Adjustments!
 * Stinky Dalton: Shouldn't of Drank the Mountain Dew!
 * Fraw Dalton: All Part of Straw's Plan!
 * Praw Dalton: Yeah, We Know All About The Pepsi!
 * Huckleberry Hound: The Drink or Pepsi Hound?
 * Stinky Dalton: Not Again!
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Baba Looey:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Fraw Dalton: That's What You Think!
 * Stinky Dalton:

Scene 4

 * Huckleberry Hound and Stinky Dalton: Howdy Y'all.
 * Hokey Wolf: Mango!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton: Yeah, What About My Mug?
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: Yoo Hoo!
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: But We Did!
 * Hokey Wolf: Here’s A Badge for You, Hucky!
 * Rufus:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yeah, There's A Badge On My Chest! Yow!
 * Narrator:
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton: Here We Go Again Fraw!
 * Narrator:
 * Rufus:

Scene 5

 * Huckleberry Hound: Go for the Throut!
 * Stinky Dalton: Gross!
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Fraw Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton: Yeah, What About My Cup?
 * Stinky Dalton:

Scene 6

 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Desert Flower:

Song 2 (By the Light of the Silvery Moon)

 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Desert Flower:
 * Stinky Dalton:

Scene 7

 * Huckleberry Hound: Dang It Daltons!

Scene 8

 * Rei-Rei: What Are You Doing in Our Territory?
 * Goi-Goi: (laughs) Hour Territory!
 * : Oops!

Scene 9

 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Hokey Wolf: What's The Matter With Blue Hombre?
 * Flip Flops Hound:
 * Rolly: I Don’t Know!
 * Bingo:
 * Rufus:
 * Cupcake:

Scene 10

 * Praw Dalton: Hey Look! It's The Crackers!
 * Fraw Dalton: Food! Food! Crackers for Lunch!
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Straw Dalton and Praw Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!

Song 3 (Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!)

 * Draw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers!
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Draw Dalton and Straw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!
 * Fraw Dalton:
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton and Fraw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!
 * Draw Dalton: Stinky Dalton Cannot Let Us Down!
 * Praw Dalton: Soon We'll Take Over the Town!
 * Fraw Dalton: Crackers! Eat Them All Up!
 * Praw Dalton and Fraw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!
 * Fraw Dalton: Our Swimming Pool is Made out of Crackers!
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Draw Dalton: Yahoo!
 * Fraw Dalton: Yeah, We Know All About The Crackers!
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!