The Nintendo Married Life

Mario and Peach

 * Their son: Mario Jr.
 * Their daughter: Jill

Luigi and Daisy

 * Their son: Luigi Jr.
 * Their daughter: Julia

Zelda and Link

 * Their son: Link Jr.


 * Their daughter: Matilda

Quotes (Link and Matilda's argument)
Link: "Am I interrupting something here?"

Matilda: "Dad! hang on, Zaros!"

Link steps right between Matilda and Zaros and forcefully unlocks their hands.

Link, sternly: "You! stay away from my daughter!"

Matilda tries to explain to Homer what they were doing.

Link, staring at Matilda: "And you, you're grounded for another week!"

Matilda: "But, Dad, I didn't do-"

Link, angrily: "GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER WEEK!"

Matilda turns right over to walk away, but Link walks right up with her.

Link (right after catching Matilda hanging around with Zaros, the young prince of darkness when she wasn't supposed to) "Matilda, let's talk about this, okay?"

Matilda: "How could you seriously embarrass me like this in front of my good friends?!?"

Link: "You deliberately went where you weren't supposed to go!"

Matilda: "You can't control my entire life!"

Link: "I'm trying to protect you, Matilda, that's exactly what fathers do."

Matilda: "Well sometimes I just wish you didn't even exist!"

Link's now shocked and stunned by Matilda's words.

Zelda: "She's just a bit upset, Link, (to their twin daughter) Matilda, it's not the end of your entire life."