Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme

"Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme is a Disney animated musical remake of the live-action 1990 film by Shelley Duvall.

Plot
Mother Goose has been kidnapped. It's up to her son, Gordon, Little Bo Peep, and Old MacDonald to get her back before all the rhymes disappear forever.

Characters

 * Mother Goose: The creator of Rhymeland and the Rhymies. She gets kidnapped by her biggest fan, a little boy named Michael from the real world and has to be rescued in order to save Rhymeland.


 * Gordon Goose: Mother Goose's son, the very first Rhymie that Mother Goose created. He doesn't understand Rhymeland life and wants to live a normal life. He had a rhyme of his own that didn't go out so well. After he rescues his mother in the end, she tells him about his life.


 * Wee Willie Winkie: A Rhymie that Mother Goose creates at the beginning. He kisses Gordon on the cheek and then leaves to act out his rhyme.


 * Little Bo Peep: The shepherdess who is looking for her sheep. She teams up with Gordon to help look for Mother Goose. Always drives her car backwards.


 * Old MacDonald: A farmer who has been in Rhymeland for longer than almost anyone, equipped with a shovel. Little Bo Peep used to work for him, but he fired her for losing his own sheep and refuses to give her another chance until her sheep can be found in the end. His farm is his family tradition, so he wouldn't give it up for anything. All his animals are named after the sounds they make. He gets around by horse and buggy. Everybody asks him what E-I-E-I-O means, but even he doesn't know.


 * Neigh-Neigh: Old MacDonald's horse who gets his name from the sound he makes. He is always pulling Old MacDonald's buggy and is extremely sensitive. He doesn't even like hearing the word "glue".


 * The Farmer in the Dell: Old MacDonald's brother who often tunes a banjo. He has a wife and a son. Old MacDonald calls him and asks him to look after the MacDonald Farm while he's away, leaving his wife and son in charge of the farm in the dell.


 * Mrs. Farmer in the Dell: Wife of the Farmer in the Dell and Old MacDonald's sister-in-law. The Farmer leaves her and their son in charge of the farm in the Dell while he's away looking after his brother's farm. In the end, she and her son are informed that her husband is coming home in the end and plan to throw him a Welcome-home party.


 * Junior: The Farmer in the Dell's son and Old MacDonald's nephew.


 * The Old Woman who lives in a Shoe: A lounging woman whose kids pick on Gordon. She doesn't know what to do with her children and says that the stork has a crush on her.


 * The Itsy Bitsy Spider: A spider who is very fond of going down the waterspout whenever it rains and often scares Little Miss Muffet. He gives some advice when at the waterspout, but then gives more at Miss Muffet's place.


 * The Three Men in a Tub: The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker in a magic bathtub. None of them can talk, but they do give directions.


 * Mary-Mary Quite Contrary: A gardener who's having trouble with her own garden. She always says the opposite of what everyone (except Old MacDonald) says. When Gordon, Bo Peep, and Old MacDonald ask her where to find Little Miss Muffet, she tells them that she doesn't know the way. She dislikes Neigh-Neigh eating her flowers, so she tells Old MacDonald to keep his horse under control.


 * Old Mother Hubbard: The owner of a fast food restaurant. She always run out of food (probably because of her dog taking them), she tries to give the search party information where to find Mother Goose, but is interrupted by her dog.


 * Mary (of Mary had a Little Lamb): Little Bo Peep's childhood friend from rhyme school. She was given her lamb by Old MacDonald because of his mistreatment by the other sheep. She and her lamb are no help of finding Mother Goose.


 * Lou: Mary's pet lamb who was given to her by Old MacDonald due to the other sheep on the farm mistreating him ever since his father ran off with a goat when he was young. He can't help following Mary around wherever she goes. He and Mary are no help of finding Mother Goose.


 * Peter Piper: A red-haired man in a jungle-themed pickled pepper patch who always speaks in tongue twister and gets blamed for everything. When the search party get a note, he tells them that it was written by the Crooked Man.


 * The Crooked Man: A fellow who is crooked, but not a villain. He writes a note telling the search party to bring money and chili dogs for him and his dog if they want to see Mother Goose again (even though he hasn't kidnapped her).


 * Jack and Jill: Jack is a blue-haired man and Jill is a red-haired woman. They always get into a fight while doing their rhyme. The search party asks them for a pail of water to refill the car's radiator. Old MacDonald tries to convince Jack and Jill to get along and watch out for their first step down the hill, but they don't listen. They leave to get their hair done, so Gordon goes to fetch the water himself.


 * Little Miss Muffet: A small woman whose house is also a restaurant. Her specialty is curds and whey. She tells the search party in order to get in, they have to think to shrink and know to grow. She hates spiders, including the Itsy Bitsy Spider who she hides from when he arrives.


 * Old King Cole: The king of merriment who is the merriest of souls. He dislikes fighting and hearing the word "serious" so when Gordon says it, he gets thrown in the dungeon by His Majesty. His other prisoners are Tweedledum and Tweedledee and the Lion and the Unicorn. Little Bo Peep and Old MacDonald explain to Old King Cole the situation, and the king comes to his senses. Once he releases Gordon and his other prisoners, he tells the search party to go see Humpty Dumpty.


 * Tweedledum and Tweedledee: Two fat twin brothers who Old King Cole locked in his dungeon for fighting over a rattle since Old King Cole can't stand fighting.


 * The Lion and the Unicorn: Two male animals who Old King Cole locked in his dungeon for fighting over his crown.


 * Four and twenty blackbirds: A swarm of blackbirds who appear in a pie for merriment.


 * Humpty Dumpty: A wall-sitting egg who always jokes a lot like Old King Cole. The search party asks him how to get to outer space in order to save Mother Goose, but he just keeps on joking until he falls off his wall.


 * All the King's Horses and all the King's Men: Old King Cole's henchmen. They are really only just one man and one purple horse given to the king by Old MacDonald in order to make room for Neigh-Neigh. When the horse and the man show up to fix Humpty, they say that they can't because they forgot the glue (which frightens Neigh-Neigh).


 * Georgie Porgie: A bartender who doesn't understand the search party is talking about until he sees that Mother Goose is still missing on TV.


 * The Three Little Kittens: A musical cat band at Georgie Porgie's bar.


 * The Three Blind Mice: A trio of mice who are detectives, they're not really blind; but are always seen in black and white. Gordon asks them to help find Mother Goose, but they can't. However, they are talented dancers.


 * Simple Simon: A guitar-playing man with short-term memory loss. The search party takes him to the fair for its last day, but he doesn't tell them how to find Mother Goose.


 * Little Jack Horner: A fellow at the fair who pulls plums out of pies with his thumb.


 * Jack Be Nimble: A fellow at the fair who nearly burns himself while jumping over candlesticks.


 * The Mouse: The Mouse from Hickory Dickory Dock who runs up clocks at the fair.


 * The Cat: The Cat from Hey Diddle Diddle who runs the fair. He gave up playing his fiddle once he made enough money for the fair. He even tells the audience to come see the Cow jump over the moon. The search party asks him if they can borrow the Cow, but he refuses to let them; so they take the Cow. As the Cow jumps, the search party finds the Cat, the Dish and the Spoon are uninvitingly joining them. In the end, the Cat (who once again takes up fiddling), the Cow, the Dish, and the Spoon decide to quit show business and join the gang.


 * The Cow: The Cow from Hey Diddle Diddle who was given to the fair by Old MacDonald when he found that she could be useful for the fair. When the search party realizes that she can jump over the moon, they need her to get to real world so they can rescue Mother Goose; but the Cat refuses to let them borrow her. So the Dish and the Spoon help the party to sneak the Cow. The Cow tells the party that she'll take them over the moon. So they ride on her back as she jumps over the moon and takes them to real world. While jumping, she and the gang find the Cat, the Dish and the Spoon hanging on to her tail, tagging along. In the end, the Cat, the Cow, the Dish, and the Spoon decide to quit show business and join the gang.


 * The Dish and the Spoon: A giant female plate with legs and a giant male spoon with arms, a bowtie, and a mustache. Both are from Hey Diddle Diddle and seen at the fair, but neither of them run away. They overhear the search party say that need to borrow the Cow to rescue Mother Goose. So when the Cat refuses to let the party borrow the Cow, the Dish and the Spoon help them to sneak the Cow. When the Cow jumps, she and the search party find the Cat, the Dish, and the Spoon tagging along. In the end, the Cat, the Cow, the Dish, and the Spoon decide to quit show business and join the gang.


 * Michael: A little boy from the real world who is Mother Goose's biggest fan. He takes Mother Goose to see her rhymes acted out rather than read them, but he doesn't know that taking Mother Goose takes away Rhymeland until Gordon, Little Bo Peep, and Old MacDonald tell him so. Michael realizes what he had done and apologizes, then he puts everyone back in the nursery rhyme book they came from.

Trivia

 * This film has yet to be made.
 * Old MacDonald, the Farmer in the Dell, Tweedledum and Tweedledee, the Lion and the Unicorn, and the mouse from Hickory Dickory Dock didn't appear in the live-action version, but will be seen this version.
 * The Itsy Bitsy Spider will look like a real spider in this version.
 * The Dish and the Spoon didn't speak any lines or move around much in the live-action version, but that will be changed in this version.
 * Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme originally aired on Disney Channel, the remake will be a full-length Disney film released in theaters.