That's Exactly the Tooth transcript

Scene 1: The Loud-Santiago-Casagrande-McBride Apartment/the kitchen
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne have just finished preparing rigatoni for their dinner meal.

Lincoln: "Well, Ronnie Anne, this is the most perfect dinner meal we've made in our entire life."

Ronnie Anne: "I know it is, Lincoln,"

Lynn: "and we can hardly wait 'til Edwin becomes surprised to see that we made his most favorite dinner meal."

Luna: "Right, I'll call up to him right away."

Meanwhile, in Edwin and April's bedroom, April's looking right at his reflection in the mirror, trying to get rid of his jiggly tooth.

Luna (from downstairs in the dining room): "Edwin, dinner's all prepared!"

Edwin comes right outta her bedroom, nervously.

Edwin: "No thanks, Mom, Dad, Grandpa Lyndon, Grandmas Rita and Rosa, Uncles Lincoln, Bobby, Francisco, Skippy, Chazz, Joey, Silas, David and Rico, and Aunts Ronnie Anne, Lori, Lynn, Lana, Leni, Luna, Lucy, Lisa and Lily, I'm not really hungry or anything."

Winston: "But it's rigatoni,"

Lola: "your most absolute favorite."

Lisa: "That sure doesn't sound like the real Edwin we know and love."

Meanwhile, in the upstairs washroom.

Edwin: "I'm gonna pass away from starvation if I don't get rid of this jiggly tooth."

Edwin: "Well, here it goes."

Edwin goes off trying to pull his jiggly tooth outta his mouth, Indiana Jack style.

Francisco and Lynn enter Edwin's bedroom.

Lynn: "Edwin, what are you doing?"

Edwin: "Nothing, Uncle Francisco and Aunt Lynn."

Francisco: "I believe that Edwin's trying to pull his tooth right outta his mouth."

Edwin: "How'd you know that?"

Lynn: "Why, Edwin? why are you doing that?"

Edwin: "I'm terrified of going to the dentist's office."

Francisco: "But, Edwin, the dentist is always here to help you out."

Edwin: "No, I can't, I can't stand the pain any longer."

Lynn: "Well, if that's exactly how you're feeling, we can find somebody who can help you get rid of that jiggly tooth."

Edwin: "Well, okay, I guess the dentist's office won't be so terrifying after all."

The entire family goes right downstairs to get prepared for Edwin's dental appointment.

Perry-Conway Memorial Dental Care Center
Lola, Winston, Edwin and April are now in the waiting room.

Dr. Davidson steps right out to the waiting room.

Dr. Davidson: "Edwin? are you prepared to have your teeth checked?"

Edwin: "Yes, Dr. Davidson, of course I am, I just brushed my teeth this afternoon."

Edwin, April, Lola and Winston follow Dr. Davidson over to his check-up room.

Dr. Davidson: "Now just sit right in this dental chair and I'm gonna check your teeth out."

Edwin opens his mouth up bravely and Dr. Davidson checks his teeth and notices his jiggly tooth right below the bottom part of his gums.

Dr. Davidson: "Oh yeah, I see, you sure do have that jiggly tooth, now don't be terrified, I'm just gonna gently take it right outta your mouth with my tweezers."

Edwin stays bravely still and Dr. Davidson gently takes his jiggly tooth right outta his mouth with his tweezers.

Dr. Davidson: "Here it is, I'll just wash your baby tooth with fresh clean water and put it right in a baby tooth container."

Dr. Davidson goes right over to the faucet and cleans Edwin's baby tooth and puts it right in the baby tooth container.

Dr. Davidson: "Okay, here you go, goodbye, Edwin, you were such a super good patient."

Edwin: "Okay, bye, thanks a bunch."

Dr. Davidson: "You're welcome."