Ants in the Pants transcript

Scene 1: Inside the Station/Billy's workshop
Becky: "Wow, those sure are lots of neat looking toys and things,"

Matt: "especially that ant farm here."

Billy: "Alright, kids, what type of toys do we need to fix right before we give away to the yard sale?"

Aiden shows Billy his toy fire truck with no wheels on it.

Billy: "Aiden, what have you got here?"

Aiden: "My fire truck, Billy."

Billy: "We gotta put some wheels on it."

Billy gently takes Aiden's toy fire truck and puts it right on his workshop bench.

Katrina: "And there's something wrong with my doll house."

Craig: "The roof part's messed up, Katrina."

Katrina: "I know, Craig, it's a mishap."

Billy: "Now don't worry about it, Katrina, I'll get this doll house roof repaired right after I put the wheels right back on Aiden's fire truck."

Billy gently takes Katrina's doll house and puts it right next to Aiden's toy fire truck.

Billy: "Oh and, Felix, what's that you got there?"

Felix: "It's my ant farm, Billy."

Billy gently takes 1 good look at Felix's ant farm.

Billy: "Oh it's broken alright."

Felix: "Yeah 'cause Olivia went and knocked it over."

Other young kids: [Gasping In Shock]

Olivia: "But it was an accident!"

Billy: "Well, Felix, good thing there were no ants in there."

Felix: "Oh yes there were, Billy, and all of them escaped."

Olivia: "I didn't mean to do that!"

Felix: "And I knew all of them before, they were my good friends, there was Farley and Mikey and Rhonda, and I never saw them again."

Chloe: "You'll make plenty of other ant friends, Felix."

Felix: "Thanks a bunch, Chloe, you're just trying to make me feel so much better."

Cut back to Schemer at his arcade right by the jukebox...........

Schemer: "Okay, jukebox, play me a super good song."

Inside the jukebox
Tex: "It sure is crazy when ants escape from a broken ant farm."

Rex: "You said it, Tex."

Tito: "Well I got just the thing."

All Jukebox Band members: "Let's play something."

Grace: "You said it, everybody,"

Didi: "hit it, Tito."

Tito: [Playing On Piano Keys]

Tex: Number 1, number 1

now my song has just begun

with a rum tum taddelum

old John Braddelum

hey

what country folk we be

Rex: number 2, number 2

rooster crows

cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo

with a rum tum taddelum

old John Braddelum

hey

what country folk we be

Tex: number 3, number 3

I like you

and you like me

with a rum tum taddelum

old John Braddelum

hey

what country folk we be

Rex: number 4, number 4

let's keep going

there's 1 verse more

with a rum tum taddelum

old John Braddelum

hey

what country folk we be

Tex: number 5, number 5

fish in the skillet

it's good to be alive

with a rum tum taddelum

old John Braddelum

hey

what country folk we be.