A shitty first draft. that i'm probably gonna regret posting on here

EPISODE 1

SHADOWS ON THE WALL

SCENE; 1, THE PLACE; A LONG ROAD LEADING TO A SMALL TOWN, THE TIME; BRIGHT DAY

Narrator: The Story begins here, with Four Heroic Adventurers. Those assholes, Willow, the Lawful Good Ranger, he sees importance in all Life, even plants, he hates Violence, and tries not to Kill, he is something of a Leader for this Party,

However, if you asked, Vam would call him self the Leader, speeking of Vam,

this guy over here, is known as Vam 'O Tee, he is the Neutral Good Paladin, he thinks he is better than every one else, and he is always the one to start a Fight,but he means well, and he does most of the talking.

Unlike this guy over here, Rob is his name, he is a Chaotic Neutral Thief, he is a very "Creative" kind of man, and his creativity have saved the Party many many many Times, too bad that all he cares about is money, if you asked him, he would tell you he wants the money for a rainy day, but in realty, he just likes to steal it,

at long last we have are last Member of the Party, Hocis, the Chaotic Evill Wizard, i would talk about him, but than i would be wasting time, all you need to know is that he is a bad sport. The Party has been through many Adventures, and hoping to rest at Four Star Hotel, Located in a place called "Sleepy Shadow Town"

Rob: Come on Willow! You're the one with the Map, my Feet are killing me, how much longer till we get there!!

Willow: Just Ten miles and we're there, just be patient.

Rob: HEY!!!

Willow: What?

Rob: Never tell me what to do!

Willow: Why do you even care if we sleep there? can't you just sleep outside?

Rob: No screw you! My back hurts i wanna sleep in a Bed!

Willow: Whatever, you know we would even be going to this village if it did not have so many Magic Shops.

Hocis: so, why is this place called "Sleepy Shadow Town" any way?

Willow: I don't know, maby they named the town after a legend, y'know like that Town they named after Big Foot a few miles back.

Rob: Thats Dumb and you're Dumb for saying it, i'll tell you the real reason it has that name, who ever named it wanted the town to be remembered, so he named it something so weird that no one would ever forget it.

Vam: I don't care about this! all i need is a Heroes rest, if you really care so much about its name why don't you just ask them when we get there.

Willow: fine, fine, lets just get there ok?

WE THAN SEE A MAN WITH BUG EYES SETTING ON A HORSE LOOKING AT THEM FROM FAR AWAY

Oodo: I see, the four of them will do.

THE MAN THAN RIDES OFF ON HIS HORSE HEADING TO SPLEEPY SHADOW TOWN

 

END OF SCENE

 

SCENE; 2 THE PLACE; SLEEPY SHADOW TOWN, THE TIME; SUN SET

Narrator; Our heroies have finaly made it to to Sleepy Shadow Town, however, dispite the fact that they came here to rest, this the begining a new Adventure

THE MAIN CHARACTERS WALK UP TO THE TOWN ENTRANCE AND SEE THE SIGN WITH THE NAME OF THE TOWN

Willow: Well, here we are

Rob: Its about time!

THEY WALK IN TO TOWN

Vam: Now that we're here we can meet all are fans

Willow: What do you mean?

Vam: We have saved the day so many times, and so many people  have heared about it, i bet every here are dying to meet the great heroies that Defeated the Evill Wizard Imadracron, and the Chapion of Justice who got 'em there in the first place being me!

Rob: Heres an idea Vam, shut up. Now, Willow, wheres the Hotel?

Willow I don't know, i think we should ask some one and fine out

PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT THEM, TWO OF THE ON LOOKERS ARE A KID AND A WOMAN

Kid: Mommy! Mommy! their Here!

Mother: they are indeed

THE MAIN CHARACTERS WALK UP TO THEM

Vam: Aha! so you know who we are? you know i am the great Vam, and you know about my great Adventures

Mother: I've never haered of you Four before in my life, we got word from Ranger that four guys ware taking the road here

Vam: WHAT?!?!?!? you must be a lier! no one has gone there life with out hearing of me!

Willow: Vam!

Vam: What?

Willow: move aside

VAM GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND WILLOW STARTS TO TALK TO THEM

Willow: you may not know who we are, but we know who you are, we know that this town of you'res has a Big Hotel around here, and we really need a good place to rest, so we ware wondering if you could tell us where it is.

Kid: That place?

Mother: Its at the end of the town, right next to the mayors offce.

Kid: Its the house with the Blue roof and the red everything else, its three stories tall.

Willow: Ok than, thank you for letting us know.

Mother: You are now at this pount in time, welcomed

Rob: Well than, what are we waiting for? Lets Bloody GO!

Hocis: NOT YET! could you tell us why this place is called "Sleep Shadow Town"?

Mother: Very nice

Hocis: Come again?

Mother: What?

Hocis: I asked you why this place is called Sleepy Shadow Town

Mother: I agure

Hocis: What the Fu-, *SIGH* how about you kid? do you know this place has its name??

Kid: Yes i do.

5 SECONDS GOES BY

Hocis: AND ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME!?!?!?

Kid: What?

Hocis: AHHH!!!! I SAID WHY IS TH-

Rob: HOCIS!

Hocis: WHAT!?

Rob: Stop it

Hocis: But i just wanna know why the village has such a stupid name.

Rob: Little known Fact, I Don't Care!

Hocis: Fine!

THE MAIN CHARACTERS WALK AWAY FROM THE THE MOTHER AND KID, AND THEY GO TO THE HOTEL

 

END OF SCENE

SCENE; 3, THE PLACE; STILL SLEEPY SHADOW TOWN, THE TIME; STILL SUN SET

Vam: Boy oh boy this is very strange to think about

Hocis: What is?

Vam: Think about it! I've been on so many adventures! saving beautiful women, beating up Villains, saving the day, and yet no one here knows about me, they have yet to hear of the legends of Vam 'O Tee! isn't that strage?

Hocis's Inner Thought: I COULD KILL HIM RIGHT NOW AND WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF!!!! No wait! i can't Kill Him Now! I NEED TO WAIT INTILL I GET ENOUGH POWER, THAN WHEN I'M DONE USING HIM I'LL KILL HIM!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Hocis: It is strange

THEY WALK UP TO THE HOTLE

Rob: Will you two shut up!? all i want to do is get some shut eye

Vam: Very well, but when i wake up the first thing i'm gonna is tell every one here who we are and why we're a Big Deal.

THE INTER THE HOTEL, AND A BELL RINGS, BUT THEY SEE NO ONE

 

Hocis: Uh? um? HELLO!?!

Willow: Hello? IS ANY ONE HERE!?

Rob: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS! SHOW YOU'RE SELF!!!

Vam: I'll give you an Autograph!!!

A FEW SCENDS GO BY

Rob: Welp, if no ones coming i guess we get a free Bed

Gomus: WAIT! IM HERE! HOLD ON!

Rob: Damn.

A FAT MAN IN A SUIT WITH A TOP HAT AND CRAB CLAWS, WALKS IN THE FROUNT DOOR, HE WALKS PAST OUR MAIN CHARACTERS AND GOES BEHIND THE COUNTER

Gomus: Hello, and welcome to the Sleepy Shadow Hotel, my name is Gomus

Willow: Hello?

Hocis: What took you so long?

Gomus: Sorry to keep you waiting. I came as soon as a heared the bell, i was doing some offce work, its hard work i can tell ya, but do i get any thanks? NO,i was just in my offce when i heared that bell.

Willow: Wait! you you ran from you're offce to this building?

Gomus: Yes, So?

Willow: Do you work at the mayors office?

Gomus: Why Yes, in fact, i am the mayor.

Willow, Vam, Hocis, Rob: WHAT!?

Gomus: I Were many hats in this town, so how may i help you?

Hocis: First answer this, why is this place called Sleepy Shadow Town?

Gomus: Very good.

Hocis: I. WILL. KILL. YOU.

Gomus: Wowie, really? i've never died before.

Hocus:.............*SIGH*

Gomus: Now that we got that taken care of, what else can i do for yo-

ROB RINGS THE BELL OVER AND OVER FAST!

Rob: WE WANT ROOMS!!!

Gomus: I see, well, that will be 28 Goldies to stay for the night

willow: 28 GOLDIES!? we can't pay that, how could we-

Rob: Here you go

ROB GIVES 28 GOLDIES TO GOMUS

Gomus: Thank you

Willow:. . ..

Rob:..What?

Willow: Where did you get that?

Rob: I stole it

Willow: FROM WHO!?!?

Rob: From the lady and her kid

Willow What!? first of all i told you to STOP STEALING FROM EVERY BODY WE MEET!!!

Rob: Well done, you remembered something you said once, i should give you an reword.

Willow: How did you even Steal it!?, we ware looking right them the whole time, how did you take there money with out us noticing you?

Rob: If i've told you once i've told you a Thousand times, I Can Steal Anything

Hocis: I for one think its great! now we can get some rest

Willow: Well think its wrong

Vam: Me too!

Gomus: Too Bad, he already gave me it.

Rob: Now if you Don't mind, i will now take a Nap

Hocis: So, whats are room numbers?

Gomus: 122,203,304, and 204.

Willow: What?

Hocis: No, no, no, no, you don't seem to get it, we want have the some Room in case something happens.

Gomus: Look you wanted rooms, i gave you rooms, now if you're that picky you can go.

Vam: OK! LETS GO!

Rob and Gomus: NO NO NO!!! DON'T GO!!!!!!

Gomus: You have to stay here.

Vam: Why?

Gomus: You Just have to!!! ok?

Vam: fine we're stay...by the way, have heared of me? Vam 'O Tee?

Gomus: No

Vam: This place sucks

END OF SCENE

SENE; 4, THE PLACE; SLEEPY SHADOW HOTEL HALL-WAY, THE TIME; NIGHT

THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE WALKING DOWN THE HALL-WAY, THEY STOP AND START TO TALK

Willow: Ok, So, what ware the room numbers again?

Hocis: 122,203,304, and 204

Willow: Ok, Than i'll take room 122, Hocis, you'll take 304, Vam and Rob, you can take 203 and 204, does that sound good to you all?

Vam, hocis, Rob: Yes

Willow: Ok than, lets go.

END OF SCENE

SCENE; 5, THE PLACE'S; ROOM 122,203,304, and 204, AND THAN OUT SIDE THE HOTEL, THE TIME; NIGHT

 

WE SEE THE INSIDE OF ROOM 122, WE THAN SEE THE DOOR OPEN, AND WE SEE WILLOW WALK IN

Willow's Inner Thoughts: Wow, what a big Bed, and a even bigger room to boot, ummm, i wonder why Gomus wanted us to stay so bad.

WILLOW THAN CHECKS THE ROOM, HE LOOKS UNDER THE BED, IN THE CLOSET, AND EVERYTHING ESLE

Willow's Inner Thoughts: umm, no traps here, so he must not want to kill us, maybe he just wanted us to stay because the town does not get many visitors, well i guess it bed time.

WILLOW NEATLY SETS HIS BED AND THAN TUCKS HIM SELF IN, HE THAN TURNS OF THE LIGHT

 

 

WE CUT TO ROOM 203, THAN WE SEE ROB INTER IT, ROB JUMPS IN TO BED AND TURNS OFF THE LIGHT WITH OUT SAYING THING OR EVEN SETTING HIS BED

WE THAN CUT TO ROOM 204, WE SEE VAM ALREADY IN BED, WITH HIS AMOUR OFF AND WAREING PAJAMAS

Vam: What a day

WE THAN CUT TO ROOM 304, WE SEE HOCIS ON HIS BED, SETTING AND READING A BOOK

Hocis: What have i gotten my self in to, all i want to do is Kill 'em, but i just can not do it now, i need ... Well i don't know what i need...More Power i guess, one of these days i'l be even more Powerful then the old Wizard

HOCIS CLOSES HIS BOOK AND LAYS DOWN

Hocis: when sun day comes we'll have to leave this town, so i should remember to buy some things for later, food, swords, bags. I still wonder why this place is called Sleepy Shadow Town, alwell, i guess it does not Matter.

WE CUT TO OUT SIDE THE HOTEL AND SEE GOMUS SNEEKING OUT

Gomus: There you go, are you happy now? that should give us at lest 5 more weeks, ok.

 

WE CUT BACK TO ROOM 203, ROB IS SLEEPING, WE THREE SHADOWS ON THE WALL, THE SHADOWS SLOWLY OOZE OUT OF THE WALL (THIS HAPPENS SLOWLY)

One Of The Shadows: Yyyyyeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss

WE CUT BACK TO GOMUS, WALKING AROUND THE VILLAGE FROM DOOR TO DOOR

Gomus: Thank you for your time

GOMBUS WALKS TO ANOTHER HOUSE, HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND THE MOTHER AND HER SON ANSWER IT

Gombus: Good news Miss, those no bodies who came in to town today should be dead by now.

WE CUT BACK TO ROOM 203,THE SHADOWS EYES TURNS RED

 

ROB STARTS TO OPEN HIS EYES

Rob: Guys? is that you? you know how easy it is wake me up

ROB SEES THE SHADOWS

Rob: WHAT THE!?

THE SHADOWS RISES ITS ARM TO SLASH ROB, BUT ROB JUMPS OUT OF BED AND LANDS NEXT TO THE WALL

 

Rob: Who- WHAT ARE YOU!?

THE SHADOWS RUN AT HIM, ROB JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND THE SHADOWS HIT THE WALL AND GOES THROUGH IT, THE SHADOWS COME BACK THROUGH THE WALL AND LOOK AT ROB,ROB THAN SEES A BROOM AND GRABS IT, THE SHADOWS EYES GET BRIGHTER.

Rob: Back off i have something that may or may not be useless!

 

THE SHADOWS FLY AT HIM, HE HITS A SHADOW WITH THE BROOM, BUT IT GOES THROUGH THEM

 

Rob: ... Well that was disappointing...

ONE OF THE SHADOWS SLASHS HIS ARM, HE IS NOW BLEEDING, THAN THE SHADOW PUSHES HIM THROUGH THE DOOR IN TO THE HALLWAY, ROB THAN GETS UP, AND SEES VAM'S DOOR, VAM GETS THROWN THROUGH IT IN TO THE HALLWAY

Rob: Shadow Monsters?

Vam: Shadow Monsters.

VAM TRYIES FIGHTING THEM OFF, BUT ALL HIS PUNCHES AND KICKS JUST PHASE THROUGH THEM

Rob: Vam that won't work their like ghost!

Vam: Maybe if i believe really hard one of my Punches will work!

A SHADOW GRABS ROB AND TOSSES HIM IN TO VAM

Vam: It'd be nice to have my Amour right about now!

Rob: It'd nice if we got the Fuck out of here!

A SHADOW PICKS UP VAM AND STABS HIS ARM AND TOSSES HM IN TO A WALL

Rob: Lets get others, get out of here, and act like this never happened!

THEY THAN RUN DOWN TO ROOM 122 WITH SIX RED EYED GHOST LIKE SHADOWS GOING AFTER THEM AND THEY SEE WILLOW FIREING AORRWS AT THE SHADOWS, EACH ONE PASTING THROUGH THEM

Willow: WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING!?

Vam: ITS NO USE! THEY'RE LIKE GHOSTS! EVERY THING GOES THROUGH 'EM!

Rob: Yeah, your really dumb if you need Vam to tell you that

THE SHADOWS THAT ROB AND VAM WAS FIGHTING SHOW UP

Va,: Lets go now!

Willow: NOT YET! WE CAN'T LEAVE HOCIS BEHIND!

Rob: You sure? I am 89% sure he wants to kill us

Willow: YES!!! SAVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT!!!!

WITH NINE SHADOWS TRYING TO GET THEM THEY ALL RUN UP TO ROOM 304 AND THEY SEE HOCIS STANDING OVER WHAT USE TO BE 3 OF THE SHADOWS

Hocis:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is fun!

Rob: Are you kidding me!? We've got beaten and broken those things and your taking them out like flies?

Willow: Whats Going on!?

Hocis: Well, i know now why this is called Sleepy Shadow Town, because Shadoos try to kill you when you're sleeping, Gomus tricked us all.

Willow Vam and Rob: Shadoos?

Hocis: Its the name of they're Species, they are known for being born Evill no matter what.... Kinda like me.

THE NINE SHADOOS MAKE THERE WAY TO OUR MAIN CHATACTERS

Rob: Uh oh, EVRYONE FALLOW ME THOUGH THE WINDOW!!!

Hocis: Don't! thats a bad idea!

Rob: I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!

ROB THAN JUMPS OUT A WINDOWAND LANDS ON THE GROUND ALMOST BRACKING HIS LEGS HIS LEGS

 

Rob: AAHHHH!!!!

Hocis: GOOD IDEA MORON!!!

WILLOW JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW TWO, AND USES A AORROW WITH A ROPE TIED TO IT, HE USES IT TO SWING DOWN,

 

VAM AND HOCIS JUMP OUT, HOCIS USES HIS MAGIC TO HELP HIM AND VAM LAND

hocis: nice plan.

Rob: Its. not. FUNNY!....Ok its a little funny

Hocis: YES IT IS! Now. How many Shadoos ware going after you any way?

Rob: Just Nine

OUT OF NO WHERE 87 SHADOOS FLY THORW THE WINDOW, AND FLY AOUND THE BUILDING

Hocis: THATS ALOT MORE THAN NINE!!!!!!!!

WE HEAR A VOICE OFF SCEEN

Gomus: YOU DUMMIES!!!

GOMUS, THE MOTHER, THE KID, AND A LOT OF OTHER PEPLE RUN TO THEM

Willow: YOU TRIED TO KILL US!

Gomus: Are you still on about that?

Willow: This is the first time i braght it up!

Vam: Whats happing!?

Oodo: I can answer that

THE RAGER WITH BUG EYES FROM BEFORE WALKS UP

Oodo: I'm Oodo, the Ranger who told everyone you ware coming, you see, Long ago the Shadoos come to our town and helped us build it, we named the town after them for helping us, but said that they wanted more than a town named after them, they said they wanted Food in retrun

Hocis: And by food they met human Meat?

Ooda: Yes, and if we did not get them food once every 5 weeks they said they would Distory us all, for a very long time the shadoos have been eating us slowly, but when we saw you guys, we thought maby we could give them you insted, please understand, we did not want to give them another one of us.

Willow: How many peple are dead because of those things?

Gomus: Too- Too many

THE SHADOOS COVER THE NIGHT SKY AND START TO TALK

The Shadoos: TTTTHHEEE DEALLLL IIIIISSSSSSSSS OFF!!!!

Willow: HOCIS!!

Hocis: yeah?

Willow: How did you beat those Shadoos back at you're room?

Hocis: I used a Magic Missile Spell! There weackness is Magic!

Willow: in that case, USE THE BEST SPELL YOU HAVE!!!!

THE SHADOOS FLY DOWN AT THEM

Hois: ALAKAZAM!!!!

HOCIS FIRES A BEAM OF FIRE AT THE SHADOOS, THE BEAM IS SMALL, BUT CUZ OF THE FIRE SPREADING, IT DEFEACTS 69 OF THEM

Vam: do it AGAIN!!!

Hocis: ALAKAZAM!!!!!!!!!!

HOCIS FIRES ONE LAST BEAM AT THEM DEFEATING THE REST, THEY ALL FALL DOWN.

Kid: Holy

Mohter: Stuff

Rob: By stuff you mean Shit Right? or do you not swear?

Hois: Shut up Rob!

GOMUS AND THE REST LOOK AT THEM AS THEY FALL.

Gomus: If i knew that the Shadoos ware Weack to Magic we would have gotten rid of them sooner

Willow: How did you know that any way hocis?

Hocis: All a part of being a Wizard my friend, i know the Weackness' of ALL Monsters.

Rob: I gonna hold you to that.

END OF SCENE

 

SCENE; 7, THE PLACE; THE TOWNS EXIT, THE TIME; SUN RISE

Narrator: Now with the Shadows Defeated and the Town Saved, Sleepy Shadow Town is being renamed "Gomus Town" the peple of Gomus Town ware so Happy that they gave our Heroies a Horse a Wagon, and anuff food you last 2 weeks, and now the town is saying good bye to there new heroies

Gomus: Thank you for saving Our Town, you will all be a part of Gomus Towns History!

Oodo: Sorry about you're friend over there.

OODO SAYS THIS WHILE POUNTING TO ROB

 

Willow: Don't worry his Leg will get better soon

Rob: By soon do you mean next episode?

Willow: Yes

Rob: Thought so.

Willow: by the way wheres Vam?

Mohter: You're firend is telling the town, and my son, how the Four of you got to this pount.

WE CUT TO VAM TELLING A STORY TO A LOT OF PEPLE

Vam: And than he Dragon Said "You will pay for this"

Willow: HEY VAM TIME TO LEAVE!!!

VAM LOOKS AT HIS FRIENDS

Vam: OK!!!

VAM THAN LOOKS BACK AT THE PEOPLE

Vam: Long story short we won

VAM THAN RUNS BACK TO THE PARTY

Willow: well, BYE!

Gomus and everyone else: BYE!

THE MAIN CHARACTERS RIDE OFF IN TO THE SUN SET

Narrator: And with stories to tell, and Adventures to be had, are heroies ride off to there next adventure

Rob: WAIT A MINUTE! I JUST REALIZED!!! WE DID NOT GET ANY SLEEP LAST NIGHT!!!

Narrator: Better Luck Next Time Heroies

END OF EPISODE

 

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