Cross Country Buns/Trailer Transcripts

(20th Century Fox logo)

(We cut to a shot of the countryside in the afternoon as calming music plays)

Bailey (narrating): "You know, no one ever wonders why they love the open road. Is it the way it sounds? The way it has the feeling of freedom? The way it encourages the thrills of adventure? I mean, I can't say since I've never been on the open road before. Emphasizing on 'never'."

(We then see a convertible driving down the road on the countryside with Grace in the driver's seat) Bailey (narrating): "That's not me. I'm the short one riding shotgun."

(We cut to Bailey Flowerpetal relaxing in the front seat as Road to Nowhere by Talking Heads plays on the radio)

Bailey (narrating): "My name is Bailey Flowerpetal, and I was, how should I put it, coerced into this, and I don't even know what that word means!"

(We pan over to Grace Gritstone in the driver seat, who looks over Bailey with a pleasant look) Bailey (narrating): "But with my friendly, yet annoying acquaintance, Grace Gritstone, I think we'll have an perfect time on the road."

(The title of the movie fades in as Bailey and Grace drive into the open road)

Bailey (narrating): "Either that or something probably less than that."

(The title fades out and the release date and other stuff fades in)