The Secret Musical Life of Pets/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer
[crashing]

[crashing]

[squeaking]

[crashing]

[squeaking]

[Song 2 playing]

[whooshing]

Holiday Trailer
[orchestral music playing]

Gidget: [chuckling, gasping] Ooh! Hello! [chuckling, sniffing, sighing]

Ozone: '''HEY! THAT'S MY FLOWER!'''

Gidget: Uh-oh! [panting, sighing, screaming] Oh no! [screaming]

[splash!]

Gidget: [gasping, coughing] Whoa! Oof! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa... Whoa! NOOOOOO! [yelling] 'UH-OOOOOH! NOOOOOO!'

[splash!]

Gidget: [gasping, coughing] Whoa!

[splash!]

Gidget: [gasping, coughing]

[somber music playing]

Gidget: Wow!

[orchestral music playing]

[thunder rumbling, crashing]

Gidget: [screaming]

[dramatic music playing]

Gidget: DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!

[whooshing]

Kevin Hart Is Snowball
[dramatic music playing]

[metal scraping]

J. Menard: Whoa, you see that?

D. Fourrage: Hey there, cute little bunny!

Snowball and D. Fourrage: [scream]

D. Fourrage: '''BUNNY, SAVE YOURSELF!

Snowball: SHUT THE FUCK UP, HUMAN!

[Happy playing]

Snowball: AIEEE! Ripper?! Where the fuck are you at?! Let's go! I'm busting you outta here!

[Happy playing]

[munching noises]

[ding!]

[Happy playing]

Snowball: Liberated forever! Domesticated never! YEEEAAHHH!

[traffic noises]

[Happy playing]

Snowball: I've returned from the surface with two new recruits! It's initiation time.

Max: I'm sorry, what time?

[Happy playing]

Apollo: [hissing]

Snowball: Who wants to go first?

[Happy playing]

Max: I'm Gidget's boyfriend, you FUCK! Ozone stole our goddamn collars!

Snowball: '''OZONE STOLE BOTH YOUR COLLARS, OH, FUCK, THAT ALLEY CAT IS A BAD THIEF! HE COMMITTED PIZZA GENOCIDE! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM?!

[Happy playing]