Hi, I'm Glen, I'm the school janitor, Ponce was like a son to me, probably because he was my foster son, my dead foster son, (he sniffs a bit depressingly.) son, I just want you to know-

Hi, I'm Cyrus, I'm the school janitor, Paul was like a son to me, probably because he was my foster son, my dead foster son, (he sniffs depressingly.) son, I just want you to know-
Cyrus gives his eulogy speech at Paul Robertson's funeral ceremony right before Archie cuts him off.

Hi, I'm Ned, I'm the janitor, Bart was like a son to me, probably because he was my foster son, my dead foster son, (he sniffs depressingly.) son, I just want you to know-
Ned Flanders gives his eulogy speech at Bart Simpson's funeral ceremony right before Heffer Wolfe cuts him off.

Hi, I'm Svenson, I'm zee schuol juneetor, Jeck ves leeke a sun to me, prubebly becoose he ves my fuster sun, my deed fuster sun, (he sniffs a bit depressingly.) sun, I joost vunt yooo tu knooo.
Svenson, the Riverdale High School Janitor says this at Jack Anderson's funeral ceremony right before Waldo Weatherbee cuts him off.