The Mighty Mutanimals (2018 Series)/Transcripts

Transcripts for the Mighty Mutanimals cartoon series.

Episode 14: "They Came From Below"

 * (We see the Mutanimals (minus Slash) in a cell inside the dungeon of Queen Antea's palace. Pete is seen clinging on the walls with a frenzied look on his face.)
 * Pete: Need...to get..out of here!!!
 * (He tries gnawing on the bars, but realizes they're made out of rock. He spits some dust out.)
 * Pete: Blech! I didn't realize these bars had dust on them!
 * (Newtralizer has a sad look on his face - it's been rarely seen. Mondo notices this.)
 * Mondo: Hey, Newtie, what's wrong?
 * (Newtralizer looks at him.)
 * Newtralizer: Nothing. It's just...just that my leader and my only friend on this whole stinking team is gonna get married to a pyschotic ant queen, and we're stuck in this freaking cell like prisoners!
 * (Newtralizer gets up and throws the chair he was sitting on at the bars. The chair breaks into pieces. Mondo is surprised.)
 * Mondo: Woah, calm down, bro!
 * (Newtralizer looks at what he has done after calming down.)
 * Newtralizer: Oh, no...not again...
 * (He sits down on the floor and covers his face. Leatherhead walks over to him.)
 * Leatherhead: Newtralizer, it is not your fault we are trapped here. If we are ever going to rescue Slash, we're all going to have to figure out a plan to save him.
 * (Mondo thinks and sees Short Fuse walking towards them. He gets an idea and walks over to the bars and sticks his arm, waving at Short Fuse.)
 * Mondo: (whispering) Hey, buddy! Come over here!
 * (Short Fuse notices this and walks over.)
 * Short Fuse: What do you want?
 * Mondo: (normally) Listen, dude, you got to let us out of here. We need to save our leader!
 * (Short Fuse has a deadpan look on his face.)
 * Short Fuse: You must think I'm really stupid, don't you?
 * Mondo: More or less.
 * Short Fuse: If you think I'm gonna let you guys out of this cell, just so you can rescue your friend, you've got another thing coming!
 * (Newtralizer walks over.)
 * Newtralizer: Listen, kid. We-
 * Short Fuse: My name is Short Fuse! You either say it right or don't say it at all!
 * (Newtralizer gets an idea.)
 * Newtralizer: (smirking) Oh, sorry Shorty, we didn't know that.
 * (Short Fuse looks taken aback for a moment before narrowing his eyes in offense.)
 * Short Fuse: (lowly yet venomously) What did you just call me?
 * (At this point, Pete, who is seated against the back wall of the cell with Leatherhead, has noticed the conversation between Newtralizer and Short Fuse and has become visibly worried and afraid of the latter's growing anger. He stands up and walks over towards Newtralizer, stopping next to him as they both face Short Fuse from inside their cell)
 * Pete: (nervously) Uh, Newtie? I think you should lay off the name calling with this guy, he doesn't seem to be liking it.
 * Newtralizer: Will you relax, Pete? He's handling this just fine, aren't you, Tiny?
 * (Short Fuse's temper is starting to broil. He tries to control it.)
 * Short Fuse: (teeth clenched) You'd better stop with the insults, pal. Or else!
 * Newtralizer: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that...Small Fry!
 * (Short Fuse's body starts trembling as his eyes flare up in broiling hot rage. Malachi is starting to worry and walks over to Newtralizer.)
 * Malachi: (whispering loudly) Newtralizer, stop!
 * Newtralizer: (to Malachi) Quiet, you! (to Short Fuse) I guess you're not having a good time, are you, Shrink?
 * (Short Fuse finally loses it as he lets out a primal roar. The roar is so loud it reaches all the way to Queen Antea's palace, where we see Thoraxus dressing Slash in a ceremonial wedding headdress. Thoraxus hears this.)
 * Thoraxus: Hmm?
 * (Back in the prison, Short Fuse charges towards the cell at full speed, leaving a trail of fire. Unleashing another primal roar, he starts breaking down the cell door. The Mutanimals stand on different sides of the cell to stand back: Mondo, Newtralizer, and Monkey Brains stand on the right side, while Leatherhead, Pete, and Malachi stand on the left side. Eventually, Short Fuse manages to break down the cell door and run past the Mutanimals into the wall. Short Fuse groans in pain before falling down and being knocked unconsicious. The other Mutanimals look at Newtralizer.)
 * Pete: Newtralizer...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU ALMOST GOT US ALL KILLED!!!
 * (Newtralizer simply walks over to the door.)
 * Pete: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 * (Newtralizer opens the door.)
 * Newtralizer: One way out, just like you requested. Now, let's go crash that wedding!
 * (The Mutanimals unleash their battle cry and run out of the cell. Newtralizer is the last one to exit. He shuts the door and smiles devilishly.)
 * Newtralizer: Sweet dreams, Short Fuse.
 * (He laughs and runs off to join the Mutanimals in crashing the wedding. Cut to commercial break.)
 * (After commercial break, we see a prison guard ant checking out the mess. He sees Short Fuse.)
 * Guard: Short Fuse?
 * (He unlocks the door and wakes him up.)
 * Guard: Short Fuse, what happened?
 * (Short Fuse groans in pain and holds his head.)
 * Short Fuse: I have no idea. The prisoners were mocking me and next thing I knew, I was out cold and... (He looks around.) Hey, where'd they go?
 * Guard: You let them ESCAPE?!?!
 * Short Fuse: I didn't mean to, pal! I was just...
 * Guard: Just nothing! You let the prisoners escape and who knows what they could be doing now! You are a disgrace to us all, Short Fuse! Why, if you weren't Thoraxus' nephew, I would...
 * (While the guard goes on about his rant, Short Fuse hears voices from his flashbacks: one with Queen Antea telling him to run along and play, one with Thoraxus scolding him over dropping some potions, and finally one with his fellow soldiers mocking him. Short Fuse finally snaps.)
 * Guard: ....never to return to the Ant Empire! Do you have anything to say for yourself?
 * (Short Fuse grabs him by the neck and throws him in the cell. He shuts the door forcefully and starts singing "I'm Heading Out".)

Episode 18: "Something's Ratty"

 * (The Mutanimals are seen strapped to tables as Mousepad gets a laser ready. The Rat King arrives.)
 * Newtralizer: Why are you doing this to us, Falco?!
 * Rat King: Silence! I am no longer Falco; I am the Rat King, and I will not have anyone stand in the way of my plans for rat domination! Apprentice, see to it that these abominations are dealt with.
 * Mousepad: Yes, master.
 * (Rat King leaves as the laser finishes warming up. Mousepad points it at Pete.)
 * Slash: Well, at least we're going out together. Right, guys?
 * (They all agree. Mousepad presses the button to start the procedure and starts sawing the table that Pete is on, when...)
 * Sir Malachi: (frantically trying to think of a way to get Mousepad to stop the laser) WAIT!!!
 * (Mousepad stops the laser a centimeter or so away from Pete's ribacge, causing the terrified pigeon to go limp with relief. Mousepad peers over the laser in both confusion and annoyance as she looks at Malachi)
 * Mousepad: (slightly annoyed) Yes, what is it?
 * (Malachi's eyes dart back and forth as he tries to think of something else to say to distract Mousepad while Monkey Brains uses his greatly-lowered telekinesis to slowly move a cheese knife from a wheel of cheese Mousepad was eating beforehand to the control panel of the laser. He glances back up at the laser and gets an idea)
 * Sir Malachi: Before you slice us in half, I need to know something: were you the one who built this laser?
 * (Mousepad looks confused at first, but then prideful as she smiles)
 * Mousepad: Why yes, this was all me. It wasn't easy getting the parts needed to build this, but like a great artist, I've created a masterpiece with this.
 * Sir Malachi: Well, then, I guess the Rat King's fortunate to have someone both smart and cute on his side.
 * (Malachi suddenly realizes what he just said and immediately shuts his beak as his teammates stare at him in shock, causing Monkey Brains to accidentally release his telekinetic grip on the cheese knife as it begins to fall, though he shakes off his shock quick enough to catch the knife before it hits the ground. Meanwhile, Mousepad looks just as, if not even more shocked than the other Mutanimals as she looks at Malachi)
 * Mousepad: (visibly taken aback by Malachi's comment) You... you think I'm... cute?

Episode 4: "Return of the Punk Frogs"

 * (The Mutanimals' scout ship is seen landing in a swamp in Louisiana. The Mutanimals step out and look around. Newtralizer sniffs the air and reacts in disgust.)
 * Newtralizer: Blech! It's so...humid out here!
 * Monkey Brains: It's humid in every swamp in the world, Newtralizer.
 * (Slash looks at them angrily.)
 * Slash: You can tell him all about Earth's geology after we take down that outpost the Kraang have set up.
 * (The Mutanimals then hear a rustling noise. Pete looks worried.)
 * Pete: (worried) What's that?
 * (Then, they hear a war cry, unlike anything they've ever heard of before.)
 * Napoleon (O.S.): BOY-YOOK-KASHA!!!
 * (The Mutanimals look up to see Napoleon Bonafrog jumping down from a tree branch armed with a makeshift spear. Cue intro.)
 * (After intro, we see the Mutanimals trying to fight Napoleon. Napoleon fires his tongue out at Newtralizer, but he grabs it before it hits him.)
 * Newtralizer: HA!
 * (But then, the other half of Napoleon's tongue, which isn't in Newtralizer's grab, starts slapping him back and forth. Newtralizer lets go of the tongue. Mondo, who has been watching all of this in the middle, suddenly gets an idea.)
 * Mondo: (snapping his fingers) That's it, brah!
 * (Mondo whips out his energy blades and attacks Napoleon with them. He gains the upper hand and throws Napoleon onto the ground, having him gripped in a headlock.)
 * Napoleon: Alright, already! Get off of me, gosh!
 * (Mondo gets up off him.)
 * Mondo: Hey, man, you attacked us first! What's your deal, bro?
 * (Napoleon gets up and brushes some dirt off him.)
 * Napoleon: That was a test, obviously. My name's Napoleon Bonafrog, and-
 * (Napoleon notices the Mutanimals glaring at him.)
 * Napoleon: (facepalming): Oh, man... Listen, guys, I'm sorry about the whole "attacking you" thing.
 * (Slash simply nods at him.)
 * Slash: It's fine. We all make mistakes sometimes.
 * Malachi: But quick question: where did you get your war cry from?
 * (Napoleon is confused.)
 * Napoleon: My war cr-
 * (He suddenly remembers.)
 * Napoleon: Ohhhhh, that. Yeah, I learned it from a friend of mine. He looked like some ninja turtle, or something like that.
 * (Mondo suddenly gets a thought.)
 * Mondo: So, Napoleon, did this friend of yours happen to be wearing an orange mask and had big, childish blue eyes?
 * Napoleon: Yeah, so what?
 * Mondo: WE KNOW HIM!
 * (Napoleon is surprised.)
 * Napoleon: Aw, seriously?
 * Mondo: Yeah!
 * (Napoleon then gets a scoop of mud out from some pond scum and puts it on his head. Monkey Brains reacts in disgust.)
 * Napoleon: Well, any friend of Mikey's is a friend of mine. Come on! I'll take you to our sick hiedout. It's probably the most heavily-guarded fortress ever, and stuff.
 * (The Mutanimals start following Napoleon.)

Episode 11: "The Sands of Time, Part 1"

 * (Everything starts shaking. The Mutanimals and Renet try to keep their balance.)
 * Lord Simultaneous (O.S.): RENET!!!
 * Renet: Oh, no! It's Lord Simultaneous!
 * Mondo: Who?
 * (Suddenly, Lord Simultaneous appears in the sky. The Mutanimals look shocked.)
 * Lord Simultaneous: Renet Tilley, what have you done?! The Savantis are causing havoc throughout the time stream because of your carelessness! You will fix this or your apprenticeship is over!
 * (Newtralizer steps up.)
 * Newtralizer: (angrily) Listen up, you overgrown face! The eight of us are having a really bad day from having to deal with those time-traveling goats in human flesh, and the last thing we need is some know-it-all time prick slowing us down! So for the sake of everyone, just shut up and let us deal with this before the Savantis cause even more damage then they already have!
 * Lord Simultaneous: SILENCE!!!

Episode 18: "Legend of the Dark Gaia"

 * (Newtralizer is seen scouting throughout the forest. He has an irritated frown on his face)
 * Newtralizer: (muttering to himself) Those idiots. Why can't they see just how horrible the Kraang are? If they knew what-
 * (Newtralizer cuts through some vegetation with his blade and suddenly sees something offscreen and that makes him go from aggravated to horrified.)
 * Newtralizer: Oh, no...
 * (Cut back to the Mutanimals, who are waiting patiently for Newtralizer to come back. They then hear some footsteps approaching quickly as Newtralizer stumbles through the bushes, almost out of breath. Leatherhead goes to him.)
 * Leatherhead: Newtralizer, what happened?
 * (The others grow worried as they see Newtralizer wearing an uncharacteristically somber expression on his face)
 * Newtralizer: I saw something...Come on, I'll show you.
 * (The Mutanimals follow Newtralizer through the dense jungle with worried looks on their faces. They come to a clearing where their concerned expressions suddenly turn shocked before slowly fading to sadness when they see what made Newtralizer gasp: A dying Triceratops. But Pete screams and clings onto Monkey Brains.)
 * Pete: AH! IT'S A TRICERATON!
 * Monkey Brains: (frowning as he pushes Pete off him) It's not a Triceraton, Peter. It's a Triceratops.
 * Pete: Then why does it look like a Triceraton?
 * Monkey Brains: Because the Triceratons look like mutated forms of these extinct creatures. I've always dreamt of seeing one up close...
 * (He frowns sadly as he looks at it.)
 * Monkey Brains: But not like this.
 * (Newtralizer walks over to it and kneels down next to its face as somber music begins to play. He strokes its neck calmly as its breathing turns shallow, reassuring that the worst is over now.)
 * Newtralizer: Don't worry. I'm here.
 * (The Mutanimals bow their heads in silence as Newtralizer comforts the dying Triceratops. Mondo removes his hat and holds it over his chest as Malachi's eyes begin to well up with tears)
 * Newtralizer: There, there.
 * (Malachi chokes back a sob as Pete gives him a side hug. The triceratops closes its eyes as it exhales its last breath and stops moving. Newtralizer gets up and hangs his head in sadness.)
 * Newtralizer: He's dead.
 * (Malachi starts crying uncontrollably as Pete holds him. Mondo, who still has his hat over his chest, is licking his eyeballs as tears begin to fall from them. A few seconds later, his expression goes from distraught to angry as he wipes away his tears and places his hat back on his head before balling his fist in fury)
 * Mondo: (lowly yet hatefully) The Kraang. Are going. To pay.

The Final Episode

 * (Nighttime; the Mutanimals are standing on a rooftop overlooking the city as a voice-over by Slash begins)
 * Slash: There are a lot of people in the world who think differently about us mutants. Some of them think we're freaks. Others think we're heroes. We may not be able to decide how people think of us, but we are able to protect them with our lives.
 * (There's a pause as the Mutanimals glance at each other with smiles and then back at their allies, which consist of Candy, Jesse, the Turtles, Splinter, April, Casey, Mousepad, Wingnut, Screwloose, Angel, Fugitoid, Traximus, and Team Avatar. Mondo and Candy can be seen holding hands, as well as Malachi and Mousepad, April and Casey, Aang and Katara, and Sokka and Suki. Slash's voice-over continues)
 * Slash: And we can always count on those we call friends to help us in our noble cause.
 * (There's another pause as our heroes turn their attention to the source of a scream, which is a family being advanced on by Snakeweed or Spider Bytez. Everyone's faces become stern as Slash's voice-over continues)
 * Slash: So whenever you're being jeopardized by mutants or evil ninjas or aliens from another dimension, you can be sure we'll be there to save you.
 * (Everyone preps for battle as Slash prepares to leap down to into action.)
 * Slash: So who are we exactly?
 * (Slash leaps, and the camera turns black with the show's logo as soon as Slash gets close enough to it)
 * Slash: We're the Mighty Mutanimals.

Charging into Battle

 * (The Turtles, Newtralizer, Malachi, Monkey Brains, Pete and Mondo are on a hill overlooking a Japanese village that has been overtaken by the Foot Clan. The Turtles and Mutanimals are mounted on horses, but for some reason, Slash and Leatherhead are nowhere to be seen)
 * Leo: Alright guys, it's do or die time. Everyone in that village is being opressed by the Foot, and it's up to us to-
 * Malachi: Uh, Leo?
 * Leo: (annoyed sigh) Yes, Malachi?
 * Malachi: Don't you think we should wait until Slash and Leatherhead get here? I don't know what's taking them-
 * Slash (O.S.): We're here.
 * (The others turn around and take on suprised/confused looks upon seeing Slash and Leatherhead ride up on a pair of oxen. Leatherhead seems okay but Slash has his arms crossed and a visibly annoyed expression on his face as he rides up and stops between Mondo and Newtralizer. The mutant lizard raises his finger and opens his mouth to say something, but Slash shoots a glare at him)
 * Slash (glaring at Mondo who is clearly going to ask about the ox Slash is riding): Do NOT start with me.
 * Leo: Okay... Now where was I? Oh, yeah.
 * (Leo unsheathes one of his katanas and raises it high in the air)
 * Leo: Turtles! Mutanimals! CHARGE!!!
 * (The others let loose battle cries of their own as they charge down the hill on their horses/oxen towards the village)

TBA

 * (Newtralizer and Mondo are shown rummaging through garbage in the city’s junkyard. Newtralizer pulls the battery out of a broken down car and looks at it with light disgust before calling out to Mondo)
 * Newtralizer: Have you found anything useful yet, Mondo?!
 * (Mondo then emerges from behind a mound of garbage wearing a top hat on his head)
 * Mondo Gecko: Other than this cool hat, I’ve got nothing!
 * (Newtralizer then scowls and looks at the car battery in frustration)
 * Newtralizer: This was a waste of time.
 * (He then throws the car battery over his shoulder and begins to walk off but then turns around after he hears a rumbling noise; the car battery has bounced off the top of a mound of garbage, causing it to crumble away to reveal an old keg machine. Both Newtralizer and Mondo seem interested at the sight of this device)
 * Newtralizer: What’s that thing supposed to be?
 * (Mondo begins walking over to the machine)
 * Mondo: It looks like an old keg machine. I remember seeing one of these things at a block party I went to one time.
 * (Mondo then stops in front of a lever that’s attached to the machine)
 * Mondo: I wonder…
 * (Mondo then grasps the lever and pulls it towards him, which causes a keg to be launched into the air before it explodes. Mondo and Newtralizer look surprised by this at first, but then Mondo grins enthusiastically at this new discovery)
 * Mondo: Aw, sick! This thing is awesome!
 * (Mondo then pulls the lever again three more times, which causes three more kegs to be launched into the air and then explode. At this point, Newtralizer’s own surprise has morphed into enthusiasm as he grins widely, rushes towards the keg machine and shoves Mondo out of the way)
 * Mondo (in response to being shoved): Whoa! Newtie, what the heck?!
 * Newtralizer (grinning almost maniacally): Why settle for three exploding kegs when we can have A MILLION EXPLODING KEGS!?!
 * (Newtralizer then begins rapidly pulling the lever back and forward, which causes kegs to be launched and detonated just as quickly. The keg machine then begins to overheat and malfunction, which causes Mondo and Newtralizer to become fearful)
 * Mondo: Oh man… HIT THE DECK!!!
 * (The two quickly make their way over to a wrecked van and take cover behind it just as the machine explodes. Mondo and Newtralizer then poke their heads out from behind the van to see a large crater where the keg machine used to be)
 * Newtralizer (looking shocked at what just happened): … Well, that escalated quickly.

TBA #2

 * (In Baxter or Adrian Stockman's laboratory, Bebop is shown with a beaker of retro-mutagen in one hand while Road Hog and Terrorcuda are standing across from him, the latter desperately trying to dissuade the other swine from exposing himself to the retro-mutagen)
 * Road Hog: Zeck, please don't do this! You're going to undo the greatest gift that was ever given to you!
 * Bebop: Gift?! GIFT?! You think this (gestures to himself) is a gift?! I used to be a hunk before this happened to me and I'm sick of being a dang pig!
 * Terrorcuda: (angrily) Will you just shut up?! Rufus here's a mutant pig too, but you don't see him griping about it! You should be glad Shredder didn't turn you into something even more humiliating like a French poodle, or something downright useless like a snail or a worm!

TBA #3

 * Boltak Steranko: (laughs) Where is baby brother Ivan? We have so much to catch up on!
 * (The Mutanimals have looks of worry on their faces.)
 * Slash: Excuse us for a minute, Boltak.
 * (The Mutanimals huddle.)
 * Mondo: How are we gonna tell this guy about what happened to his brother?
 * Pete: If we tell him, he'll kill us!
 * Leatherhead: Not unless we tell him the Shredder did this.
 * Newtralizer: I'm going with Leatherhead on this one, guys.
 * (The Mutanimals face Boltak. Slash walks over to him.)
 * Slash: Boltak, last time you saw Ivan, did he mention something about a ninja clan?
 * Boltak: Well, Ivan did say he have connections with someone named Shredder.
 * (Boltak notices Pigeon Pete freaking out.)
 * Boltak: Why is pigeon man twitching?
 * (Mondo and Malachi try to keep him still as he freaks out even more.)
 * Mondo: (whispering loudly) Pete, no!
 * (Pete finally can't take it anymore. He breaks free and rushes towards Boltak, pushing Slash out of the way.)
 * Pete: THE SHREDDER MUTATED YOUR BROTHER INTO A RHINO!!!
 * (Pete gasps for air. Boltak is surprised. Newtralizer covers his face.)
 * Newtralizer: Darn it, Pete...
 * (Slowly but surely, Boltak's face turns from surprise to anger to furious rage.)
 * Boltak: WHAT?!
 * (Boltak whips out his machine gun and starts shooting wildly in the air. Pete takes cover.)
 * Boltak: I HAVE PLAN FOR SHREDDER: MORE PAIN!
 * (Boltak laughs wildly and jumps off the roof. The Mutanimals look at him as he runs off into the street, firing his gun wildly. They all look at Pete, who is munching on a piece of sourdough bread. Pete notices the angry looks on their faces.)
 * Pete: What?

TBA #4

 * (The Turtles form a defending stance against Bebop and Rocksteady. Perri Grey is behind the Turtles.)
 * Rocksteady: Just hand over retro-mutagen gun and we be going on our happy way.
 * (The turtles unsheath their weapons.)
 * Raph: You two are going down!
 * Mikey: Yeah! Bring it on, Bebop and Rocksteady!
 * (Bebop growls.)
 * Bebop: STOP CALLING ME BEBOP! I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO TURTLE SOUP, SON!
 * (Perri Grey clears her throat and makes her voice heard.)
 * Perri: Um, allow me to interrupt, but-
 * Bebop:  BUT WHAT?! YOU GONNA CALL ME BEBOP AS WELL?!
 * Perri: No, I wasn't, Mr. Zeck. I was going to say, "If you don't like the name Bebop so much, why not change your name to Jazz?"
 * (Bebop ponders this choice, then smiles and looks at Rocksteady.)
 * Bebop: Well, squirrel girl's got a point: Jazz does sound WAY more suave than Bebop.
 * (Mikey turns and looks at Perri.)
 * Mikey: Wait a minute. I thought you didn't want to refer to the enemies we and the Mutanimals face by their nicknames.
 * Perri: I don't.
 * Mikey: So why are you calling him Jazz? He was just fine as Bebop!
 * Perri: True, but the swine has a point; the name "Bebop" sounds completely idiotic.
 * (Slowly but surely, Mikey's calm face turns into rage as he throws down his nunchucks.)
 * Mikey: (screaming childlishly) No! No, no, no, no, NO! WE'RE CALLING HIM BEBOP! THAT'S THE END OF IT! ONLY I GET TO NAME THE BAD GUYS! ME! ME!! ME!!!
 * (Bebop and Rocksteady chuckle.)

TBA #5

 * (Road Hog and El Hippo bring in the Shredder, who is chained up. They toss him to the ground where he lands on his knees. He looks up and sees Mutant Master, who is looking out the window at the rainy city.)
 * Mutant Master: So this is the famous Oroku Saki, I presume?
 * (Shredder growls.)
 * Shredder: Yes. Now unchain me, or so help me-
 * (Shredder doesn't finish his sentence as Mutant Master grabs him by the neck and lifts him up. Lightning strikes outside and the resulting light reveals Mutant Master's face to Shredder.)
 * Mutant Master: I figured you would say things like that.
 * (He strengthens his grip on Shredder's neck.)
 * Shredder: Please...mercy...
 * (Mutant Master lets go of him and drops him to the floor. Shredder gasps for air.)
 * Mutant Master: Now, back to business. We both share a common enemy: the Mighty Mutanimals and the Ninja Turtles, both traitors to mutantkind. Which is why I'm offering you a deal.
 * (Mutant Master rips the chains off Shredder.)
 * Mutant Master: If we combine our forces, we'll be able to wipe out the Mutanimals and their allies, including the rat they call Splinter.
 * (Shredder growls at the mention of Hamato Yoshi's name.)
 * Shredder: Very well. If I may have one thing.
 * Mutant Master: What would that be, partner?
 * Shredder: Complete control over your so-called "army".
 * Mutant Master: No! I will not let my soldiers be controlled by a human!
 * (Mutant Master starts walking around.)
 * Mutant Master: (rambling) You humans think you can demonize us mutants while you can walk around in broad daylight without being called "freaks" or "abominations"!
 * (Shredder is surprised by Mutant Master revealing his prejudice against humans.)
 * Shredder: I see. But you are not the only one considered an abomination.
 * (Shredder removes his helmet and reveals his face to Mutant Master.)
 * Shredder: I earned these scars from when Hamato Yoshi took my family away from me, including my beloved Tang Shen.
 * (He puts his helmet back on.)
 * Shredder: I will let you control my army, if you will let me rule over yours. Do we have a deal?
 * (Shredder sticks out his hand. Mutant Master smiles devilishly as he shakes his hand.)
 * Mutant Master: Very well, partner.
 * (The episode ends.)

TBA #6

 * (Scene: Shredder is shown sitting on his throne in his audience chamber looking at a picture of Tang Shen. The doors to the room then slide open as Tiger Claw steps in.)
 * Tiger Claw: We have them, Master Shredder.
 * Shredder: Good. Bring them in here.
 * (Tiger Claw nods and gestures offscreen as he walks in. Fishface, Rahzar and Rocksteady come in behind him with Rocksteady carrying Sven over his shoulder, Fisface doing the same with Pietro and Felicity, and Rahzar struggling to keep a thrashing Short Fuse under control in his claws. The four captured mutants have bags over their heads as they are set down in kneeling positions in front of Shredder, which are then removed to show Sven, Pietro and Felicity wearing worried expressions on their faces. Short Fuse however, seems unconcerned as he glances around the room.)
 * Short Fuse: So, this is your lair, isn't it, Shreds? Nice place. (Short Fuse's eyes then narrow venomously as his tone goes from causal to hostile) It's gonna be a shame seeing it go when I burn this place to the ground.
 * (Fishface then cuffs Short Fuse on the back of the head, making the mutant ant grunt and glare daggers at him)
 * Shredder: You are in no position to be making threats, insect. If the four of you wish to leave here alive, you will reveal to me the whereabouts of Splinter and the Turtles.
 * Pietro: What, you think we'd be crazy enough to sell out our friends so you can get to Splinter? What do you take us for?
 * (Shredder then stands up from his throne and walks down menacingly towards Pietro, before unseathing his arm blades and pointing them at Pietro's throat.)
 * Shredder: What I "take you for", cat, is an obstacle that is preventing me from extracting my revenge against Splinter who will spend the rest of his days in the dungeon if he does not reveal where the Hamato Clan is!
 * Short Fuse: (Glances off to the side and scoffs while taking on a sarcastic tone) Yeah, revenge. That's what this is all about.
 * (Shredder turns his venomous glare to Short Fuse as the other mutants in the room, including Tiger Claw, begin to grow concerned. Worriedly, the Foot Mutants take a few steps to the side)
 * Shredder: What are you saying, ant?
 * Sven: (worriedly) Short Fuse...
 * Short Fuse: No, no, no. No, Sven, let me talk. (Turns to Shredder with defiance in his eyes) What I'm saying, Shredder, is that I don't think that this whole scheme of yours is just about revenge. Ya see, I've been thinking about it ever since Mikey told us what your problem is with Splinter, and to tell you the truth, I honestly think that this ain't so much about revenge as it is about your ego.
 * (Shredder says nothing, though his glare intensifies and his fists tighten, though Short Fuse keeps talking, unfazed)
 * Short Fuse: If ya ask me, you're not just doing this for revenge; you just still can't deal with the fact that Tang Shen ended up with the guy you fought for years against instead of you, and personally, I think ya just want to kill Splinter so you can convince yerself that ya always deserved Tang Shen's love, not that it'd make a difference now seein' as she's dead as-
 * (Shredder then kicks Short Fuse in the face in fury, cutting the ant off and making him tumble across the floor until he stops a few feet from the entrance. Dazed, he attempts to get up only to be stopped as Shredder's foot pins him down by the chest)
 * Shredder: DO NOT DARE SPEAK OF TANG SHEN TO ME, INSECT!! You cannot even begin to fathom the pains I have faced because of Splinter and his clan!
 * Felicity: (from offscreen) Don't you mean the pains you've brought upon yourself?
 * (Shredder and Short Fuse turn to Felicity, who is now glaring at Shredder with a firm and disapproving frown)
 * Felicity: I mean, honestly Shredder, you've been at this for Lord knows how long and you've accomplished nothing since you and your clan arrived in New York. You haven’t learned a single thing from any of this, haven’t you?!
 * Shredder: No! I have learned from my failures!
 * Felicity: You don’t honestly expect us to believe that, do you? Just look at what your clan has caused since coming to New York! You've repeatedly jeopardized innocent lives with your “partnership” with the Kraang, you’ve made it so that the Turtles’ human allies can’t walk outside without fearing the possibility of being ambushed, and because of you, none of your subordinates are able to walk in broad daylight without getting screamed at or called monstrosities!
 * (Shredder gets off Short Fuse and storms over to Pietro, Felicity, and Sven as Pietro is visibly growing more and more panicked by Shredder’s growing fury)
 * Shredder: Do not blame me for the current state of my subordinates, you feline! Their mutations were their own fault! Bradford and Xever brought it upon themselves for their own carelessness, Stockman’s was a punishment for failing me, and Anton Zeck and Ivan Steranko brought it upon themselves when they stole my helmet and hunted my daughter!!
 * (Sven, who has been silent for most of the conversation then joins in, surprisingly cool-headed in spite of the current situation as he frowns as well)
 * Sven: Now that you mention Karai, what of her involvement in any of this?
 * Shredder: What of it?!
 * Sven: You claim to care for her as if she was truly your blood-child, but I'm honestly having trouble believing that given your previous actions involving her. You took her from her birth-parents when she was an infant, after you tried to kill her father but ended her mother's life instead, then raised her while feeding her lie after lie about her true lineage before making her to your favorite "attack dog" against Splinter after discovering he's been alive for all these years, and then after she discovers the truth about her past you lock her away and use her as live bait just so you can get close to killing Splinter again! Just what is it you value most about her Shredder? Do you keep her around because you see her as your greatest weapon against your enemy or do you just consider having her the closest you'll ever get to having Tang Shen?!

Meeting the C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa

 * (The Mutanimals are limply walking across the hot desert of Utah after crashing their ship a few miles back. The only one not walking is Pete, who is flying slowly above his comrades and panting like a dog).
 * Newtralizer: (Exhaustedly) I hope… You’re proud of yourself Mondo… This whole thing… Is your fault!
 * Mondo: (Defensively and sarcastically) Oh sure, this is my fault… for coming up with the idea… that we should ambush a Kraang facility when we don’t even know where it is on the planet! (Mondo begins to imitate Newtralizer) “Who cares where it is?” you said, “It doesn’t matter as long as it hurts the Kraang” you said. Well I think it should matter if it’s in the middle of a freaking desert!
 * Newtralizer: Well, maybe if you hadn’t made the ship crash-
 * Leatherhead: Enough! Both of you! This is neither the time nor the place for us to be pointing fingers at one another! And leave Mondo alone, Newtralizer! You can’t place him at fault for the Kraang using that energy cannon to shoot the ship down.
 * Slash: (just as tired) He’s right… blaming each other… isn’t helping us… let’s just… keep going and hope… we find a lake or something. (Pete is shown to be slowing down from his flight due to exhaustion and thirst)
 * Pete: Oh... Man... This goose... Is cooked!
 * (Pete then falls motionless on the ground, much to Sir Malachi's concern as he heads over to his friend quickly yet thirstily)
 * Malachi: Pete! Oh no... he's out cold, guys!
 * (Newtralizer gives him a sideways glare in annoyance and its clear that the heat of the desert is getting to him)
 * Newtralizer: Please don't mention cold around me, Malachi! This place is unbearable enough... without having... to think about...
 * (Newtralizer fails to finish his sentence as he falls to his knees before falling face-down in the sand)
 * Mondo: You know, Newtie’s right… I think we should… take a little nap…
 * (Mondo then faints onto the desert as well)


 * Slash: (exhaustedly yet frantically) No… no you idiots, get up! We can’t give into the heat! We have to-
 * (Slash is then cut off as he hears another thud, he turns to see that Leatherhead has also fallen unconscious onto the ground, with Malachi and Monkey Brains falling as well a couple seconds later. At this point, the heat is starting to get to Slash as he gets closer and closer to fainting)
 * Slash: No… you guys… we have to… keep moving…
 * (he seizes Leatherhead’s arm and tries to drag the mutant alligator across the sand, but is quickly losing consciousness)
 * Slash: We have… to keep…
 * (Slash is unable to finish his sentence as he finally succumbs to the heat and faints onto the ground. The camera then switches to a slowly zooming-out overhead shot of the Mutanimals’ unconscious bodies as the shadows of some squawking vultures begin circling them. The camera switches again to show the vultures, silhouetted against the sun slowly descending from the sky in a circular manner. The camera switches yet again to a distant shot to show the vultures landing and swarming the Mutanimals as they begin pecking at them. A few seconds later, the growing sound of thundering hooves from off-screen halts the vultures from their pecking as the C.O.W. Boys, mounted on horseback, charge onscreen toward them while yelling like lunatics. As soon as they reach the vultures, they leap off their horses start punching, kicking, and shooting the vultures away)
 * Cowlorado Kid: (grinning widely) Woo-wee! Ain’t nothin’ like a good-ol’ buzzard blastin'!
 * Moo Montana: (smirking and cracking his back while dusting himself off) Yep, always good to get the blood pumpin’ when yer out patrolling the prairie. (chuckles)
 * Dakota Dude: (from offscreen) Uh, fellas?
 * (Moo and Cowlorado turn as the scene changes to show Dakota kneeling on one knee inspecting Leatherhead’s unconscious form)
 * Dakota Dude: You might wanna come look at this. I think those buzzards’ lunch might still be alive.
 * Moo Montana: (frowns in confusion) What in tarnation?
 * (Moo and Cowlorado walk over to where Dakota is before Cowlorado kicks Leatherhead lightly, which the unconscious alligator does not react to. A look of realization then appears on Moo’s face)
 * Moo Montana: Wait, is this an alligator?
 * Dakota Dude: Looks like it. I remember readin’ about these things. Books said they prefer swamps an’ such, but why would it be out here? This place is as dry as Death Valley durin’ a heat wave.
 * (Cowlorado is then shown standing on Slash’s back looking at the unconscious bodies of Monkey Brains and Pete)
 * Cowlorado Kid: Beats me. But I think we can all agree that this is the biggest turtle I’ve ever seen. And what’s with the monkey an’ the pigeon with the pants?
 * (At this point, Moo has walked over to his horse and retrieved some rope from its saddlebag before walking back over to Leatherhead and tying the rope to his wrists while his friends watch in confusion)
 * Moo Montana: I think those are questions you should ask them as soon as we get ‘em to some water.
 * Cowlorado: (looks confused and a bit worried) Uh, ya wanna run that by us again, Moo?
 * Moo Montana: Look fellas, I know we know as much about these critters as a donkey knows about square-dancin’, but the Code of the West says that a C.O.W.-Boy never turns his back on those in need, no matter who or what they are.
 * Cowlorado Kid: Wait a minute, did you just make that up?
 * Moo Montana: So what if I did? We’re still helpin’ ‘em.
 * (Cowlorado Kid groans in annoyance.)
 * Cowlorado Kid: Fine, but I ain't hauling the gator or the turtle. Dakota can do it.
 * (Dakota growls in annoyance. After they tie some rope to the Mutanimals' wrists, the C.O.W.-Boys set off in search of some water while their horses haul them. Moo Montana's horse is hauling Mondo and Newtralizer, Dakota Dude's horse is hauling Leatherhead and Slash, and Cowlorado Kid's horse is seen hauling Monkey Brains, Pete and Malachi. Cut to commercial break.)
 * (After returning from commercial break, we see blackness. We hear Slash's groaning as we see him opening his eyes from his POV. He looks around and to his surprise, sees Mondo cannonball into a pool of water surrounded by fresh green grass.)
 * Mondo: CANNONBALL!
 * (We cut out of Slash's POV to see him in confusion as he looks around. Pete and Malachi are seen playing in the water, Leatherhead is seen filling up a canteen of water, Monkey Brains is seen meditating, while Newtralizer is seen resting.)
 * Slash: Guys?
 * (Monkey Brains looks at him. He smiles.)
 * Monkey Brains: Oh, hello, Slash. Nice to see you refreshed.
 * (Slash gets up and walks over to him.)
 * Slash: Where are we, doc?
 * Monkey Brains: We appear to be at an oasis of some sort.
 * Slash: But how did we get here? Are we...dead?
 * Moo Montana (O.S.): Not likely, partner.
 * (Slash turns around and sees the C.O.W.-Boys.)
 * Moo Montana: We found you and your friends out in the desert being snacked on by buzzards. We were able to shoo 'em off, then we tied you up and brought you to this little oasis of ours.
 * (Slash smiles and extends his arm.)
 * Slash: Well, whoever you are, thanks for saving us.
 * (Moo Montana shakes Slash's hand.)
 * Moo Montana: My pleasure. Name's Marshal Moo Montana, leader of the C.O.W.-Boys. And these are my associates: Dakota Dude and the Cowlorado Kid.
 * Slash: Name's Slash. And this is my team, dedicated to fighting all sorts of baddies: the Mighty Mutanimals.

An Interesting Night

 * (Mondo and Sir Malachi are sitting on the couch in the living room of their base. Mondo is flipping though channels on the TV while Malachi is reading a channel guide magazine.)
 * Mondo Gecko: (frowns) Geez. Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine channels and there's nothing good on.
 * Sir Malachi: (looks up from the TV guide) Why don't you try the HUB network? I hear that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a pretty good show.
 * Mondo: (gives him a look) I don't know, dude. I'm pretty sure that show is aimed mostly for girls.
 * Sir Malachi: Oh, will you relax? It's just a show. And if there's nothing good on, then we might as well check it out.
 * Mondo Gecko: (smirks) Oh, what the heck, let's go for it! (Mondo then changes the channel to the HUB network where the My Little Pony theme is starting to play as the two get comfortable) One episode won't kill us!
 * (The screen then goes dark as the words "Half an hour later" appear in white letters for a few moments before the camera goes back to show the backs of Mondo and Malachi's heads sticking up from the couch as the end credits for the show they were watching begin to roll. Very slowly, Mondo lifts the remote and turns off the TV before slowly setting the remote down again. The two mutants sit motionlessly for a few more seconds before two pairs of steam begin sizzling from the front of their heads. Three seconds later, the two jump up to face the camera and scream bloody murder as their eyes are shown to be sizzling like eggs on a hot frying pan. They race over to the kitchen, still screaming as Mondo dunks his head into a water-filled sink while Malachi seizes a pair of lemons from the kitchen counter before squeezing them and squirting the lemon juice into his eyes, all while they scream in absolute horror. The screaming eventually gains the attention of Slash, Newtralizer, Leatherhead, Monkey Brains, and Pete as they rush into the room to see what's causing the commotion)
 * Slash: (frantically) WHAT?! What's going on?! What's wrong?!
 * (Mondo pulls his head out of the sink with a deeply disturbed expression still written on his face as he slowly and shakily sits down on the floor in a fetal position as he looks up to Slash)
 * Mondo Gecko: (in a greatly disturbed-sounding voice) I will never. Watch the HUB network. Again.
 * (Mondo then falls to his side and starts sucking his thumb. Monkey Brains checks into Mondo's telepathic link)
 * Monkey Brains: Symptoms show signs of trauma-induced stress, showing they have seen something far beyond their comprehension.
 * (Pete is confused.)
 * Pete: What?
 * Monkey Brains: They're traumatized, Peter.
 * Pete: Oh.
 * (Leatherhead helps Mondo up and covers him in a blanket as he gives him a bowl of enchiladas; his favorite.)
 * Mondo: Thanks, Leadhead.
 * Leatherhead: No thanks are necessary, Mondo. Just tell us what you and Malachi saw.
 * (Mondo takes a bite out of an enchilada as he looks at the others.)
 * Mondo: We were channel-surfing. Nothing good was on. Then, Malachi made the suggestion to watch something on the HUB network. The worst show ever made. It was called...My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
 * (The Mutanimals are horrified at this revelation and look shocked, except Pete.)
 * Monkey Brains: Good lord, man!
 * Slash: Watching that show is suicide, Mondo!
 * Leatherhead: No mutant or human could withstand the evils that are rooted within that abomination of children's programming.
 * Newtralizer: Why didn't you watch something more manlier like Transformers: Prime or Dan Vs.?!
 * (Mondo and Malachi look away in shame.)
 * Mondo: Sorry, bros.
 * Malachi: We never meant to do it on purpose.
 * (Slash puts his hand on Mondo's shoulder, reassuring the mutant gecko.)
 * Slash: It's fine, Mondo. Just don't make idiotic mistakes like that again.
 * Mondo: Sure thing, bro!
 * (Leatherhead notices Pete has vanished.)
 * Leatherhead: Has anyone seen Pete?
 * (They look around to see Pete on the couch turning on the TV. The TV shows a promo for MLP:FiM.)
 * Announcer: Coming up right now, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Only on The HUB.
 * (The Mutanimals all rush for the TV.)
 * Everyone (except Pete): PETE, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * (The MLP:FiM theme song starts playing as the Mutanimals scream in anguish and bloody murder.)
 * Mutanimals: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!!

The Mighty Mutanimals Meet Deadpool

 * (Scene: The Mutanimals are walking around San Diego Comic-Con without any disguises, though nobody acknowledges them because they think the Mutanimals are just wearing costumes. Mondo grins to his friends)
 * Mondo Gecko: (grins) Comic-Con. The one place where mutants like us can walk around without being screamed at. Was I right about this place guys, or what?
 * Newtralizer: (mildly disgusted at the other attendees at the convention) Well, ignoring the fact that we're surrounded by a horde of acne-ridden mouth-breathers, I must admit, (smiles) this feels... good.
 * Mondo: (grinning) You got that right, Newtie! Just check out all the cool stuff we can do here!
 * (Mondo points to a Hobbit-themed section with Gandalf plushies.)
 * Mondo: We can buy exclusive merchandise that won't be sold at toy stores back in New York!
 * (He then points to some random panels.)
 * Mondo: We can check out some exclusive behind the scenes stuff and hear our questions answered from the casts of some of our favorite shows!
 * (He then points to the cosplayers.)
 * Mondo: And we can hang with these fellow cosplayers without worrying about them realizing we're mutants!
 * (Then, a cosplayer that looks like Deadpool walks up to them. Unknown to the Mutanimals, this Deadpool is the real Deadpool.)
 * Deadpool: Woah! Who let in the reject monsters from TMNT here?
 * (The Mutanimals are offended. Monkey Brains walks up to him.)
 * Monkey Brains: Rejects? Monsters? I assure you, my good chap, that we are just fellow cosplayers walking around this lovely convention.
 * (Deadpool glares at them. He points a finger at Monkey Brains.)
 * Deadpool: Listen, Dr. Chimp, I ain't got time for this crap!
 * (Deadpool reaches from behind his back and pulls out a flier of the X-Men.)
 * Deadpool: I gotta find my pals at the X-Men panel, especially (lustfully) that Southern belle Rogue.
 * (Deadpool moans in pleasure. The Mutanimals are creeped out by this gesture.)

Series Finale Promo 1

 * (Black. We hear Slash's voice.)
 * Slash: This is the fight we've been preparing for our whole lives.
 * (We see multiple portals opening up in TCRI's torture chamber, where we see the Rebel Triceratons on operating tables. Metalhead robots start walking through much to the Kraang's horror.)
 * Newtralizer: WIPE OUT THE KRAANG! But the Triceraton Rebellion comes with us!
 * Kraang: This is that which is known as 'so messed up'!
 * (Mondo is seen proposing to Candy.)
 * Mondo: Will you marry me, babe?
 * (Candy covers her mouth in surprise. We then see Jesse and Hun dueling it out on a rooftop.)
 * Jesse: THIS IS FOR MY FAMILY!
 * (He smacks Hun across the face with his steel hockey stick. We cut to Splinter and the League of Mutants taking on the Cobalt Brotherhood.)
 * Halfcourt: Eat this, spidey-pants!
 * (He throws his basketball at Webfang and it hits him, sending him flying off the roof. We then see Raph being strangled by Mutant Master as he tries to break free.)
 * Mutant Master: YOU INSULANCE!
 * Leo: RAPH!!!
 * (We see Newtralizer taking on Kraang Prime in the Technodrome, donning an exosuit similar to the Turtle Mech.)
 * Newtralizer (V.O.): There's never been a war like this in our lifetime.
 * (Black. We then see the Mutanimals and all of their allies (Team Avatar included) as we see them glaring at Mutant Master and his army angrily. Slash raises his mace in the air.)
 * Slash: Mutanimals...CHARGE!!!
 * (They all charge towards Mutant Master and the screen goes black the moment Slash meets the camera. The following text is shown.)
 * Narrator: The Mighty Mutanimals 4-Part Series Finale. Coming soon. Only on Nick.