Go! Animated/Transcript

This is the transcript for the 2014 flash-animated film, ''Go! Animated''.

Part 1: Eric's Introduction/Opening Title

 * (Shows Paramount Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Columbia Pictures logo, only in the international prints)
 * (Shows GoAnimate Studios logo)
 * (Shows black screen)
 * Text: PARAMOUNT PICTURES PRESENTS
 * Text: IN ASSOCIATION WITH GO!ANIMATE STUDIOS
 * (a flashlight is turned on and Eric walks through the dark)
 * Eric: Ahem! Attention all you folks at your theaters. I'm here to be reminding you, that the following movie may contain some follow-up toons that would not be appreciated while you're watching. In fact that you're thinking if you're lying some content, I'm really thinking that I am not kidding. No, really. I know that you guys are wasted to watch this crap, but really, this movie has to rebound the fact of videos we did. (camera closes up on Eric's face) And it's because all you guys at Go!Animate are a complete bust... and so are... you!
 * (fades to white and shows the cartoons running, then the GoAnimate logo zooms down and in with Cookie Monster running and turns the logo into Go! Animated, then fades to black)

Part 2: PC Guy and The Toy

 * (Fades to the Walmart store)
 * PC Guy: I never talked to Brian about his GoAnimate Insanity stuff, so, I gotta go to Walmart to buy something.
 * (PC Guy walks inside the store.)
 * PC Guy: And yes, I like it better than the Salvation Army store. I can't wait to buy stuff from it.
 * (Eric and his wife Jennifer are in their car.)
 * Jennifer: Where does PC Guy off to, Eric?
 * Eric: He went to Walmart to buy some stuff, and he's ten years old. I'm in a bad mood because he told me not to watch GoAnimate every day, every minute, every second.
 * Jennifer: Oh boy, that ten-year-old sneak won't stop buying anything at the baby department of Walmart. It's for babies.
 * (Eric and Jennifer are inside Walmart.)
 * Eric: I wonder if this store has GoAnimate Insanity stuff all over it.
 * (PC Guy looks at a toy.)
 * PC Guy: Oh boy, I can't wait to buy the toy.
 * (PC Guy walks off with the toy. Eric is talking with the manager.)
 * Eric: Which way did he go?
 * Manager: He went that way.
 * (Everything is red and Eric is mad.)
 * Eric: I hate this. What are we gonna do with him now?
 * (Outside of Walmart, PC Guy exits with the toy in his hand.)
 * PC Guy: Ha ha! I bought the toy. (He stops.) I like to play it on my own, only one by one. (Closeup of PC Guy, who is scheming.) You cannot take that toy away from me and put it back inside the store, and you never will!
 * (Back inside Walmart, Eric is mad.)
 * Eric: Let's go get him, Jennifer!
 * (Outside Walmart, Eric and Jennifer, angry, run towards PC Guy, who is shocked.)
 * PC Guy: Oh no! Here come Eric and Jennifer!
 * (PC Guy runs off and Eric and Jennifer chase him.)
 * Eric: Come back here with that toy, PC Guy!
 * (They run through a neighborhood, a backyard, and a schoolyard. Closeup of PC Guy who still has the toy and is on a sidewalk.)
 * PC Guy: Well guys, I can play it when I want. You can't catch me!
 * (The manager of Walmart appears behind PC Guy.)
 * Manager: Hey! What did I tell you about shoplifting?
 * (PC Guy has the toy behind his back.)
 * PC Guy: I...don't know.
 * Manager: And what is that in your hand? (He points to the toy. PC Guy is thinking.)
 * PC Guy: Uh...nothing.
 * Manager: From that moment of this, PC Guy...
 * (He takes the toy from PC Guy, who is now sad.)
 * Manager: I'll take this toy and give it to Eric.
 * (Eric has the toy now and is happy.)
 * Eric: Wow! I finally got the best toy ever! My kids wanted to play with it. (He looks at PC Guy.) So long, PC Guy.
 * (Eric leaves a kneeing PC Guy alone.)
 * PC Guy: It's just another measly toy. The bodyguard took it from me and I've never had one. (sighs)
 * (Fade to the outside of a supermarket. A bus leaves. Inside, people are shopping. Cookie Monster runs across the screen as a lady thinks. At the counter, PC Guy walks up to the counter with Brian in it.)
 * PC Guy: Hey, Brian.
 * Brian: Is there something I'd like to help you?
 * PC Guy: This toy is very nice than the Tribe of Noise music--so familiar--and the soundtrack of Rolberg. Can I have it back?
 * (A police officer appears and PC Guy is shocked.)
 * Police Officer: No you can't! You stole the toy, that means you can not have it back. You're going to jail!
 * (In a jail cell, PC Guy is locked up and sad.)
 * PC Guy: (sighs) What have I done? Why did he troll me from last time? Oh well. I'm going to sleep for the rest of 5 days.
 * (PC Guy goes to sleep.)

Part 3: 5 Day Investigation

 * Text: 5 days later...
 * (Fade to the outside of the City Jail. Inside, PC Guy wakes up from his sleep then thinks, and then looks happy.)
 * PC Guy: Oh yes! I was correct. Now I can get out of jail free.
 * (The jail cell opens and PC Guy walks out. Meanwhile, outside, Victor and Eric are talking.)
 * Victor: Did you hear that Eric? PC Guy slept for 5 days.
 * Eric: What's that, Victor?
 * (Victor speaks close to Eric's ear.)
 * Victor: Five days. (echo)
 * (The screen turns red and Eric is mad.)
 * Eric: FIVE DAYS? THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I WILL GROUND THAT GUY FROM WALMART!
 * (Back at Walmart, PC Guy talks to cashier Zack.)
 * PC Guy: Hello. I'm PC Guy, the one-of-a-kind workman that brings you this message: Is it a beautiful day?
 * Zack: It's not when you see that comin'.
 * PC Guy: And yes, the sun is shining outside, with the birds are singing, and the grasses are green. This means I can have that toy back.
 * (Cut to Eric and Victor. Eric is mad.)
 * Eric: Oh my goodness, this is totally making me angry. Somebody do something about this man.
 * (Gary Johnson appears with the soundtrack Blues playing in the background. Eric is shocked.)
 * Gary Johnson: Hello everybody, Gary Johnson here. I like to live with my friend Green Matt.
 * (The music stops and Eric returns to his neutral action.)
 * Eric: That's cool. The music sounds nice, his voice sounds cool, and which person does he talk to me?
 * (The Blues soundtrack music starts again.)
 * Gary Johnson: Guess what, chicken butt? Your voice sounds like Tubby the Tuba from the film of the same name and Mushu from Disney's Mulan. Tee hee hee!
 * (Eric is now mad.)
 * Eric: (in thoughts) Oh, I get it! His voice is so annoying as Weegee's voice. (gets mad at Gary Johnson) What!?! Chicken butt? Say that to my face, you limp noodle! Your voice is so annoying as Weegee's voice. That's it! I'm out of here! I'm out of here!
 * (Outside the store, PC Guy has the toy again.)
 * PC Guy: Well guys, this is my toy. That means you can't have that back! You can't have that back! (9x)
 * (A stick cop appears and PC Guy is shocked.)
 * Stick Cop: Hey you!
 * PC Guy: What do you want Stick Cop? And why are you trolling me?
 * Stick Cop: Because I don't want you to steal this toy.
 * (PC Guy is shocked again.)
 * PC Guy: What?!
 * (Stick Cop turns to Eric and Victor.)
 * Stick Cop: PC Guy is being a stinkerputt, isn't he?
 * Eric: I guess I want to have that toy back.
 * Victor: Me too, Eric.
 * (In a jail cell, PC Guy is locked again.)
 * PC Guy: (sighs) I hate shops that have tried to get the toy back. What am I going to do?
 * (Back at home, Eric and Victor happily have the toy. Back at the jail cell, PC Guy suddenly smiles.)
 * PC Guy: I know! I just had an idea!
 * (Transition to a house. Inside, Eric and Jennifer sit on the couch as Kayla and Victor play with the toy. Gary Johnson appears again.)
 * Gary Johnson: Hey, Eric!
 * (Eric turns angry.)
 * Eric: What? (9x) Shit. What is it now?
 * Gary Johnson: Don't be mad, glad will cheer you up. Tee hee hee! Get it? Cheer you up? Tee hee hee!
 * Eric: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND GO AWAY?
 * Gary Johnson: Well then. (Gary hums as he walks away.)
 * Eric: It's pretty quiet in here Victor. Maybe we can listen to it.
 * Victor: We sure can, Eric. (He suddenly thinks.) And wait, where's our toy?
 * (The toy is gone, and Victor and Eric are shocked.)
 * Eric: What the heck?
 * Victor: It's gone!
 * (Eric is mad and Victor has a disgusted face.)
 * Eric: Stupid PC Guy just took it again. Let's find him!
 * (Cut to PC Guy who is happily walking on a sidewalk with the toy.)
 * PC Guy: Yay, I got the toy back! Eric will never troll me again! Now, I'm a one-of-a-kind workman that brings toys at Walmart this message.
 * (Back at the house, Eric looks at the TV.)
 * Eric: Wait a minute! Something is on the news.
 * (A news reporter stands in front of a black screen with a picture of PC Guy on the top left corner.)
 * News Reporter: This is GNN News, and we'd like to report that a guy named PC Guy has gone to Walmart and he stole a toy that was missing. That's all till our next report after this commercial break.
 * (Eric and Victor are mad.)
 * Eric: Stupid PC Guy! He's got the toy from Walmart! Let's chase him!
 * (Cut to PC Guy who is now sad and walking with the toy.)
 * PC Guy: Ouch! My feet hurt from walking. I need to have a rest.
 * (PC Guy sits on a bench and thinks. Suddenly, Eric and Victor appear, angry, and PC Guy is shocked.)
 * Eric: I'll teach you to have that toy back!
 * (Eric and Victor start chasing PC Guy. They run through 2 snow backgrounds. They crash into a pile of snow. Now Eric and Victor are snowmen.)
 * PC Guy: All right! Who calls yourself a Mountie? It was you. You dumb people. You can't have that back!
 * (The snow falls off Eric and Victor's heads.)
 * Victor: Jesus crispies. Son of a bitch. I have been covered in snow, Eric.
 * Eric: Try not to worry about the snowstorm anymore, Victor. Time for a walk.
 * (Eric and Victor go for a walk.)
 * (Scene cuts to Gary Johnson in a room with a light shined on him.)
 * Gary Johnson: Thank goodness they're going for a walk. Humph. And I might not have a grumpy feeling just to say that.
 * Protester Girl: Gary. You're here! I've been looking for you.
 * Gary Johnson: Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. (sneezes) ACHOO! I have a cold. I can't stop sneezing.
 * (Cut to Eric and Victor.)
 * Eric: My calculations of that toy is just a little further. We're almost there, Victor.
 * Victor: Yes Eric. Let's keep walking.
 * (Eric and Victor continue walking and they find the toy hiding in the bush.)
 * Eric: (got the toy out of the bush) Aha! I got it! We found the toy.
 * Victor: Can we keep it when we get home?
 * Eric: Yes, Victor.

Part 4: Night Trollers

 * Text: Later...
 * (Eric and Victor are watching Mr. Bill on TV, with drinks. Then, PC Guy opens the door.)
 * PC Guy: Now what is this? Watching Mr. Bill on TV? What's going on here?
 * Eric: What are you doing here, PC Guy? Stick Cop told me what you are a stinkerputt.
 * PC Guy: He trolled me for the last 6 years, I will troll you next time.
 * (Eric and Victor are shocked.)
 * Victor: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Eric?
 * Eric: I think I am, Victor.
 * Eric and Victor: IT'S TRICK TIME!
 * (2 police cars come to troll PC Guy.)
 * Police Officer: There is one thing I would like to tell you about shoplifting.
 * PC Guy: What now, policeman? I wasn't stealing anything.
 * Police Officer: Yes you were. Shoplifting is not acceptable. You lied.
 * (Cuts to the prototype versions of Baseball and Mr. Phone; both of them made cameo appearances as police officers, as Mark and Adam Katz had won the first "Do Everything on GoAnimate: The Movie" contest for the scene where PC Guy got trolled and arrested by night trollers)
 * Baseball: And you stole that toy from Walmart.
 * Mr. Phone: Baseball is right! You're under arrest for shoplifting Walmart! This means you're going back to jail for 7 days!
 * (Cut to a jail cell where the door is closing and PC Guy is crying.)
 * PC Guy: Oh no! Police are trolling me! Help me! (x5) Nooooooooooo!
 * (PC Guy wakes up to find out that it was just a nightmare.)
 * PC Guy: Oh dear! It was just a nightmare!
 * (Transition to Eric and Victor in Walmart.)
 * Eric: Let's bring it to our house, Victor.
 * Victor: Okay, Eric.
 * (Eric and Victor walk back to their house. Then, they dance to the music of a radio. Their child dances too.)
 * Jennifer: It would be enough, guys. And this toy is for babies. I'll put it in the same place where you think of.
 * Eric: Would you shut up and bring us our toy?
 * Jennifer (as Julie): IT'S FOR BABIES! DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?!
 * (Everything is red and Eric is mad.)
 * Eric: MUSCLE MAN!
 * Jennifer: By the way, this toy belongs to PC Guy. I'll give it back to him.
 * (Jennifer went outside Eric's house)
 * Kayla: Eric and Victor, have you ever met a mean man called Mr. Keebler?
 * Eric: (thinking) Hmmmmm.
 * (Eric makes a disgusted face)
 * Victor: Eric, I'm confused. Who is Bad Guy, and why is he evil? Does he have a plan?
 * Eric: I have no idea. But I'll keep thinking about it.

Part 5: You're a Mean One, Mr. Guy

 * Text: Meanwhile...
 * (In a mansion, Bad Guy, an evil man, lives in the mansion. A song plays called You're a Mean One, Mr. Keebler.)
 * Cayby J: ♪You're a mean one, Mr. Keebler. You really are a greedy man.♪
 * (The camera zooms up to see Mr. Keebler, who has devil ears on his head.)
 * Cayby J: ♪Your life is a bodyguard, and as the devil, as to be. Mr. Keeeeebler.♪
 * (The screen quickly zooms into Mr. Keebler's face, then the screen turns red.)
 * Cayby J: ♪You're a bad guy like PC Guy. But he is not.♪
 * (A picture of PC Guy is seen on a mirror.)
 * Cayby J: ♪You're a monster, Mr. Keebler. You have big "termites" in your suit.♪
 * (The song stops.)
 * Bad Guy: I think I don't have termites in my suit.
 * Cayby J: Really?
 * Bad Guy: Yep.
 * Cayby J: I don't get it. I think we'll have to remove that line once we're finished.
 * (The song starts again. Then the close-up and red screen of Bad Guy's face appears again. Then, Bad Guy is driving his car with "KEEBLER" written on it.)
 * Cayby J: ♪Your mind is unimaginable, by going to work I suppose. Mr. Keeeeebler.♪
 * Rentro: (off-screen) Well, that's a strange line.
 * (The camera zooms into Bad Guy's face, and the screen turns red again. Then we see Mr. Keebler on top of a hill at night.)
 * Cayby J: I haven't tried to pick you, as a bad tomb.
 * (The moon rises. Bad Guy laughs devilishly while dancing. The scene cuts to Mr. Keebler in a hallway.)
 * Bad Guy: Rentro, come here. There's something I'd like to tell you.
 * (Rentro, Mr. Keebler's assistant, enters the hallway.)
 * Rentro: Are you serious? The last time we talked, I began asking lots of question until you got frustrated. Well, what is it now, sire?
 * Bad Guy: Well, I didn't remember me doing that! Thanks for telling me about it, Rentro.
 * Rentro: No problem, but don't get off topic. What is that thing you want to show me?
 * Bad Guy: This case is what all the parentheses strive for. And I'll need to put a stop to this world.
 * Rentro: Well, I think your idea does not make sense, but all I can say is--
 * Bad Guy: (facepalms) Don't want to talk about that. Have you finished your report of the formula for miniscule extermination potions yet?
 * Rentro: Um... not yet, sire, because, um... I really had gone pity of that retarded book, and--
 * Bad Guy: Hey, wait a minute! I thought I brought you here to be a better assistant, and help me out with and test my plans. What happened?
 * Rentro: Well you see, um... my brother Jack was retarded if that's possible for spamming the system's AI compatibility and bracket lines, and, you know, he actually got annoyed and left, so I began to work on your side.
 * Bad Guy: Well, that might be possible to be capable of something. Anyway, I have a plug to build an invention that will destroy all the toons forever. And I'll be making a big plan to stop it matter.
 * Rentro: But, sire, that couldn't happen because Eric thinks you're a mean man.
 * Bad Guy: I am. But this plan isn't so retarded after all.
 * Rentro: Oh, that's bad. I wonder why?
 * (Bad Guy is getting frustrated and dances/points all over the place.)
 * Bad Guy: I'm not telling you why! Now, get back to work!
 * Rentro: (sighs) Yes, sire. (in thoughts) I wish Aaron Jefferson was here to take me and Gary Johnson to his house, and do something fun. Please keep me safe from evil and stupid people for they don't know what to do. In the name of Jesus, I ask you to take me home safely. In the name of Jesus, I pray for you. (normal) Done.
 * (The camera zooms in on Bad Guy's head.)
 * Bad Guy: Just you wait. I'll destroy Eric and his friends soon. But not yet. By the way, are you a Christian?
 * Rentro: Yes, I am, Bad Guy.
 * (Rentro walks and leaves the hallway.)
 * Bad Guy: Then I'll destroy Eric, Victor, PC Guy, and the others...
 * (The screen turns red.)
 * Bad Guy: When the time comes...
 * (Fade to black.)