The Worst Enemy Ever

Alexander "Alex" Conrad Kuiken. Where do we begin? He is not a very nice person to begin with. When I started work in 2015, I knew he would be bad news. Just as I was collecting dishes from the dish room, he would swear and yell at me to "get another f**king rack". I talked to the managers about his behavior, but they would look into it, implying that they are not helping me in that regard. Years went by. It was September 2018. El Segundo closed down their P.F. Chang's due to high rent. I was aware of what Alex was doing, so that was why I gave myself away as "Alessio Potts". Some bastard (who told Fabian Barba, who told the manager, who told Liz and Ashley, who told HR) saw my story about him and Barba, calling him bad people.

Revenge Story
If I could plan a better revenge story instead of "telling them to burn in hell and call for their death", then here it is:
 * Alex Kuiken sings in the shower in a girly pitch. Once the camera people come in, they see Kuiken and he screams like a girl.
 * He eats his sandwich very, very messily.
 * He reveals that he has a pacemaker.
 * He sucks his thumb while sleeping with a stuffed teddy bear.
 * When he goes out to get the newspaper, the wind blows his robe, revealing his bare genitals.