Homer Simpson sends Benjamin Mee to His Room

Transcript

 * (After Kelly Foster left, Benjamin Mee walks inside the house and sees Dylan Mee is waiting on the stairs, he feels unhappy.)


 * Dylan Mee: I get it now, okay? I get why you can't stand me!
 * Benjamin Mee: Okay. All right.
 * Dylan Mee: (gets mad) No. At least now I know the real reason why you hate me! Look, I heard you admit it to her! (Benjamin Mee looks up to Dylan Mee) Like you were talking about cornflakes. You hate me! (Dylan Mee rushes up the stairs, and his father follows Dylan at looks at him) Benjamin Mee: I hate you? Wait a second. Okay, we've had some problems, man, but we've figurin' it out, okay?
 * Dylan Mee: (Angrily) That is bullshit! Admit it! You wish I wasn't here! With that expression in my eyes? I heard you!
 * (Benjamin Mee follows Dylan and looks at him)
 * Benjamin Mee: (angrily) Hold on! Enough with the drama, all right? (points at Dylan) Knock it off! You misheard me!
 * Dylan Mee: I can't stand it here! Look, can't you see that?
 * Benjamin Mee: (can't give up with his anger, refuses to listen) NO! But thank you for tellin' me, again! I keep forgetting, it's all about you! (Dylan Mee is a little guilty as Benjamin Mee points to the wall)
 * Benjamin Mee: Why don't I just pack us up? We'll just go on the road together. We could be hobos!
 * Dylan Mee: (gets mad) 'Cause you wasted all our money! Some of that belonged to me, Dad!
 * Benjamin Mee: (looks down on Dylan) I didn't waste our money. I thought you liked it here. (Overreacting) And I'm sorry, I thought your friends would come out and visit you, man. (nodding his head) I called them all myself and I invited them. (Still overreacting) And I'm sorry, I thought you and Lily were friends! I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought this was... (stops smiling gets in his menacing face with rage) (exploding) I mean, I thought you liked me!! I thought this was a dream come true for us!
 * Dylan Mee: It's your dream! You can't force a dream on someone else, Dad!
 * Benjamin Mee: (still exploding) Yes, I can, I can force a dream on you!!!
 * Dylan Mee: (crying out loud) Why are you yelling?!?!
 * (That does it! Benjamin Mee is refusing to listen, he gets very angry, threatens Dylan, and gets into a lot of anger issues, he makes a fist with a hand shaking it and drops it as he starts losing his temper)
 * Benjamin Mee: 'CAUSE IT'S A GOOD DREAM! AND IT'S GOT COOL ANIMALS IN IT AND SOME PRETTY GREAT PEOPLE TOO!
 * (Dylan Mee looks up to his father, and now he's on the verge on crying, When Benjamin Mee is still losing his temper)
 * Benjamin Mee: AND BECUASE I'M YOUR FATHER AND I'M THE ONLY ONE YOU'VE GOT! AND I LINE OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU ENDS HERE! (Benjamin Mee walks away from Dylan trying to let his Dad stop getting mad) SO STOP MOPING AROUND THIS PLACE, MAN! (angrily rages at Dylan Mee for not being happy) AND PICK UP A SHOVEL AND DIG A HOLE! DO SOMETHIN'! (still raging at Dylan Mee) YOU JUST SIT HERE AND FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF, MAN! HELP ME WITH YOUR SISTER!!!! (Benjamin Mee starts to yell and scream in rage as he's getting into a huge temper tantrum) HELP ME, DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Dylan Mee: (starts raging in a loud temper tantrum too) HELP ME, DAMN IT!! HELP ME!
 * Benjamin Mee: (Growling with rage, he is refusing to listen, he opens up the door and takes Dylan Mee to his room as punishment)
 * Benjamin Mee: THAT IS IT, YOU ARE GOING TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM!!!!
 * Dylan Mee: I SAID, HELP ME...!!! YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT BENJAMIN MEE! Right?
 * Benjamin Mee: NO, I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME WITH YOU!!! (Starts to storm out of the room and yells very crazy) AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!!!!!! (Slams the door)
 * Homer Simpson: (furious) BENJAMIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * Benjamin Mee: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR ME?
 * Homer Simpson: (furious) What on earth are you doing?!
 * Benjamin Mee: I didn't do anything! Do you hear me? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!
 * Homer Simpson: Well, what have you done?
 * Benjamin Mee: My son, Dylan Mee and I got into an argument. I WAS REALLY ANNOYED! OKAY?!?
 * Dylan Mee: I'm sorry, Dad...
 * Benjamin Mee: YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS!!!
 * Homer Simpson: OK, well then how would you all explain... THIS?!
 * Benjamin Mee: OK... so maybe I've got into an argument with Dylan Mee, so he knows what it's like to his feeling hurt. But the truth is, sir, he does it to me all the time.
 * Dylan Mee: HELP ME!!!!
 * Benjamin Mee: (Angrily) I HATE YOU, DYLAN! I REALLY DO!!!!!!
 * (Dylan was lying on the floor, pretending that he had never heard, and Homer is still furious)
 * Homer Simpson: (still furious, refuses to listen) That's it! Being amused to your friends is one thing. But, I will not stand only by and once you got into an argument with Dylan Mee! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
 * Benjamin Mee: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!! (He tackles Dylan Mee)
 * Dylan Mee: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!! YOU'RE BREAKING MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Benjamin Mee: ONLY BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO JUST SIT AND FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF!!!!!
 * Homer Simpson: I told you to go to your room!
 * Benjamin Mee: No, Homie! I had enough of those punishments.
 * Homer Simpson: HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME LIKE THAT?!?
 * Benjamin Mee: How dare you accuse me like a man without evidence?!
 * Homer Simpson: Benjamin Mee, your zoo owning and raising children is up. You shall return to the room, right now.
 * Benjamin Mee: Oh, Home, give me a chance. Just one chance.
 * Homer Simpson: After yelling at me, Marge, Bart, Maggie, Lisa and your son Dylan Mee twice, you’re nothing but a bully. And I cannot accept that at Springfield!
 * Bart Simpson: And by the way, you should’ve known that you can never argue with Dyaln Mee and never care about him.
 * Lisa Simpson: Huge mistake in your part!
 * Benjamin Mee: C'mon, Duncan. Let's go.
 * Bart Simpson: We're sorry, Dad.
 * Lisa Simpson: We have to protect Dylan from his father, Benjamin Mee. We...
 * Marge Simpson: (kindly) Bart, Lisa, there is nothing to me sorry about. We're proud of all of you.
 * Bart and Lisa: Why?
 * Homer Simpson: Dylan Mee told us everything. And I know that 2 of you did your best to stop that guy from hurting Dylan Mee.
 * Bart Simpson: But we weren't quick enough to protect myself, Dad.
 * Homer Simpson: Don’t worry about it, Bart. The other people of Springfield are more important then their own protection. And you Bart and Lisa are my good children.
 * Lisa Simpson: Good children indeed.