The Simpsons Movie: A Most Dangerous Criminal/Transcript

Prologue: The Aztec Theater/Watching Itchy and Scratchy in the Wilderness
Itchy and Scratchy are walking around in the jungle forest.

Itchy: "Such a wonderful morning to explore the wilderness."

Scratchy: "Come on, Poochie, let's keep walking around."

Poochie: "I'm walking around just as fast as I can."

Itchy, Scratchy and Poochie continue walking around 'til an alligator shows up and Itchy sets up Scratchy as bait for the alligator.

Scratchy: "What are you doing?!? no, stop, (the alligator devours Scratchy who's in the trap.) NOOOOOOO!"

The words The end appear right on the movie screen.

Bart and Lisa: [Laughing Uncontrollably]

Homer: "Yahoo! that Itchy and Scratchy movie was the most wonderful movie I've seen in my entire life!"

Lisa: "Dad, please, not so loud, we can't even hear the entire film."

Marge: "Well, everybody, it's time that we decided to do a sequel movie of our own."