The Good, The Bad, and Stinky Dalton/Transcript

Scene 1
(Rusty Nails slaps Narrator)
 * Huckleberry Hound and Stinky Dalton: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine.
 * Narrator: Excuse Me!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yes?
 * Narrator: Who Are You?
 * Huckleberry Hound: My Name Is Sheriff Huckleberry I'm So Very Smarter Than Me Uh Huh.
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: So Huck Are We There Yet?
 * Huckleberry Hound and Stinky Dalton: No!
 * Narrator: I Regret Everything!
 * Rusty Nails: Meanie!
 * Snagglepuss: R.N! Pull the Certain!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Or It's Rusty Nail Meat for Dinner!
 * Rusty Nails: Yikes!
 * Bingo: I'll Do It For You!
 * Rolly: Bingo! You Know You're Going to...
 * Rusty Nails: Well that just happened.
 * Red Eye the Bartender:

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails: Hit It Bingo!
 * Bingo: Right on the Job!
 * Rusty Nails: 🎵Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails: A Cowboy Needs A Horse, He Went Up To The Moon! Cause Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Bingo: Wait? Then He Shoukd be a Horseboy! Get It!
 * Hissy: Lame!
 * Rusty Nails: Dang It Bingo!
 * Bingo: Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Bingo:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Rusty Nails and Bingo: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!

Scene 2

 * Fraw Dalton: I'm Fraw!
 * Praw Dalton: I'm Praw!
 * Draw Dalton: Duh I'm Draw.
 * Red Eye the Bartender: What Happened to Straw?
 * Rusty Nails: We Do Not Speak of Straw!
 * Hissy: Straw? I Sleep in That Straw!
 * Stinky Dalton: Howdy Folks.
 * Fraw Dalton: Hey Look! It's Our Leader!
 * Straw Dalton: Well Well Well, If It Isn't Stinky Dalton? Haven't Seen You in Decades!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Fraw Dalton: Yeah, My Pepsi!
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 3

 * Hissy:
 * Fraw Dalton: Can I Have Your Horse?
 * Stinky Dalton: This Is My Faithful Horsie and Fancy Saddle. Not Yet! But There's A Gold Nugget In The Bank.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Hee Yaw!
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Narrator:
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Baba Looey:
 * Huckleberry Hound and Stinky Dalton: Oh My Darlin' Clementine. Howdy Y'all.
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I Have This Here Gold Nugget.
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Uh Oh! Don't Get Him Started!
 * Baba Looey: Here's Your Pen!
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Where is my Soda?
 * Baba Looey: Here's Your Mountain Dew!
 * Stinky Dalton: Yahoo!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Baba Looey: Here We Go Again Quick Draw!
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Baba Looey:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Quick Draw McGraw: (hiccups) Needs a Few Adjustments!
 * Stinky Dalton: Shouldn't of Drank the Mountain Dew!
 * Fraw Dalton: All Part of Straw's Plan!
 * Praw Dalton: Yeah, We Know All About The Pepsi!
 * Huckleberry Hound: The Drink or Pepsi Hound?
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Baba Looey: Yeah, What About Mountain Dew?
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Fraw Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton:

Scene 4

 * Huckleberry Hound and Stinky Dalton: Howdy Y'all.
 * Hokey Wolf: Mango!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Hokey Wolf: You Said Huck There's A Sheriff Called Sheriff Huck.
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton: Yeah, What About Pepsi?
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck:
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: But We Did!
 * Hokey Wolf: Here’s A Badge for You, Hucky!
 * Rufus: Hooray for Huckleberry Hound!
 * Bingo:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yeah, There's A Badge On My Chest! Yow!
 * Narrator: Congrats Huck!
 * Draw Dalton: No Fair!
 * Praw Dalton: Here We Go Again Fraw!
 * Narrator: The Dalton Dweebs consulted.
 * Rufus: Get Out of Here You Three!

Scene 5

 * Huckleberry Hound: Go for the Throut!
 * Stinky Dalton: Gross!
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton:

Scene 6

 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Desert Flower:

Song 2 (By the Light of the Silvery Moon)

 * Huckleberry Hound: Here is Your Hotel Room!
 * Desert Flower: Thank You Huck, and Thank You Stinky!
 * Stinky Dalton: Thank You Desert Flower!

Scene 7

 * Huckleberry Hound: Dang It Daltons!

Scene 8

 * Rei-Rei: What Are You Doing in Our Territory?
 * Goi-Goi: (laughs) Hour Territory!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oops!

Scene 9

 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Hokey Wolf: What's The Matter With Blue Hombre?
 * Flip Flops Hound:
 * Rolly: I Don’t Know!
 * Bingo:
 * Rufus:
 * Cupcake:

Scene 10

 * Praw Dalton: Hey Look! It's The Crackers!
 * Fraw Dalton: Food! Food! Crackers for Lunch!
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Straw Dalton and Praw Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!

Song 3 (Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!)

 * Draw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers!
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Draw Dalton and Straw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!
 * Fraw Dalton:
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton and Fraw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!
 * Draw Dalton: Stinky Dalton Cannot Let Us Down!
 * Praw Dalton: Soon We'll Take Over the Town!
 * Fraw Dalton: Crackers! Eat Them All Up!
 * Praw Dalton and Fraw Dalton: Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!
 * Fraw Dalton: Our Swimming Pool is Made out of Crackers!
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Draw Dalton:
 * Fraw Dalton:
 * Straw Dalton:
 * Praw Dalton:

Scene 11

 * Blueberry Pony: I Give You My Cup.
 * Cupcake: It's Me!
 * Stinky Dalton: Yeah, We Know All About The Crackers!
 * Blueberry Pony: Straw Dalton and His Dogs are Taking All of the Crackers!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Blueberry Pony:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Blueberry Pony:

Scene 12

 * Hissy

Scene 13

 * Rei-Rei:
 * Goi-Goi:

Song 4 (Boogie Woogie)

 * Straw Dalton: Stinky, I Dare You to Ride on that Ghost Train with Hissy!
 * Stinky Dalton: Yes There It Is!
 * Straw Dalton: Look, Here’s Your Little Friend!
 * Hissy: 🎵
 * Stinky Dalton: 🎵
 * Stinky Dalton and Hissy: 🎵

Scene 20

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Flip Flops Hound: All Aboard For The Dalton Brothers!

Final Song (Show Me the Way)

 * Hissy