The End of Barney the Dinosaur/Transcript


 * (2009):
 * Male Producer: Alright, everyone. That was the last episode of Barney & Friends! Go home, and do whatever the heck you want!
 * Barney the Dinosaur: Well, this is it. We're cancelled. All the kids will be sad that Barney's been cancelled.
 * (Ten Years Later):
 * [Location: Tiyan High School, Guam]
 * Joel Punzalan: Alright, Drew Babautia San Nicolas, wasn't it?
 * Drew Babautia San Nicolas: Yes.
 * Joel Punzalan: It appears, that you were transferred from Okkodo High School. And now, you and Daniel Thomas San Nicolas enrolled to Tiyan, three years ago.
 * Thomas San Nicolas: Yes, well he-
 * Joel Punzalan: I understand your concern, Mr. San Nicolas. According to Zion, in order to make Tiyan High School great again, we will not be allowing any humor from children's televison show, Barney & Friends. Because...?
 * Thomas San Nicolas: Because, what?
 * Alexander Lucius von Richmond: Because there should be a Anti-Barney humor rule in this school!
 * Freda Arii: [gasped] Mr. Richmond!
 * Alexander Lucius von Richmond: The reason why I hear about the new school rule in THS. Because, I wanted to make parents to give our children a better life, to not listen that Barney the Stupid Purple Dinosaur garbage!
 * Jonalyn Ceria: Well, that's nice. And anything else?
 * Alexander Lucius von Richmond: Yes. And that is why I created this!
 * Tiyan Titan Battlebots: We are here to destroy Barney the Dinosaur! We are here to destroy Barney the Dinosaur!
 * Alexander Lucius von Richmond: Tiyan High is counting on you to make this school great. All I need is students who achieved greatness. I need graduated high school students. I need college students who were visting Tiyan High School like Zion Robert Gogo Soriano.
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: (reads title) Hello! And Go To Tiyan High School.
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: How are you, today? Mm, I see. Yes, I am a graduated senior from Tiyan High School. Hello, I'm Zion. Things have never been better here at Tiyan High School. I have never been better. And since Barney the Dinosaur was gleefully banned. We have reached peak societal obediency. Law, rules, order, education. "We have it all!" Hmm, I love this sound. Make a poster that says "Make Tiyan High School Great Again!" Ooh, who is this? "I'm one of the sped kids. I'm being punished for watching Barney and Friends. But that's okay!" So why just wait? Just go to Tiyan High School, home of the Titans. In conclusion, Titans remember; Aspire to do great things the best has yet to come, and Barney the Dinosaur really does eat poop and he is a purple silly fat reptile! Goodbye!
 * The End!
 * (title card: The End of Barney the Dinosaur)
 * [Tiyan Titan Battlebots]
 * 🎵Welcome to Tiyan🎵
 * 🎵Such a greatest town🎵
 * 🎵Here we have the rules🎵
 * 🎵Let us lay them down🎵
 * 🎵Don't make waves🎵
 * 🎵Stay in line🎵
 * 🎵And we'll get along fine🎵
 * 🎵Tiyan is a greatest place.🎵
 * 🎵Please don't watch Barney the Dinosaur🎵
 * 🎵Go to Tiyan High School🎵
 * 🎵Wash your...🎵
 * 🎵Face.🎵
 * 🎵Tiyan is, Tiyan is,🎵
 * 🎵Tiyan is a greatest --🎵
 * 🎵Place!🎵
 * Durel Garcia/Tiyan Titan Archer: [clears thoart] Ladies and gentlemen, I am Durel Garcia. Your graduated senior from the Class of 2018, since you guys helped us to made our school totes great again. And now, here's the man who created the Anti-Barney Humor rule, the Showman of Tiyan High, Zion Soriano!
 * [students cheering]
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: [on the microphone] What's up, everybody!! Whoo! Are you ready to make Tiyan High great again!?
 * Students: Yeah!!
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: [on the microphone] Alright, here we go!
 * [Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight]
 * 🎵Once a upon time, in the Land of Tiyan🎵
 * 🎵There was a dopey purple dinosaur affecting our land🎵
 * 🎵So, I gleefully got rid of him🎵
 * 🎵Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh🎵
 * 🎵And this is why the Tiyan Titans are the best!🎵
 * 🎵Things are looking up here at Tiyan High🎵
 * [Chorus]
 * 🎵Things are looking up here at Tiyan High🎵
 * Durel Garcia/Tiyan Titan Archer: And this is the part where we sang our moto!
 * [All]
 * 🎵T-I-T-A-N-S🎵
 * 🎵Tiyan Titans are the best!🎵
 * 🎵T-I-T-A-N-S🎵
 * 🎵Tiyan Titans are the best!🎵
 * [Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight]
 * 🎵It was a historic day here in Tiyan High🎵
 * 🎵Until, one day; There was a boy named Drew Babauta who brought that stupid fat purple lizard here🎵
 * 🎵That makes me mad🎵
 * [Chorus]
 * 🎵Watch out! He's mad! He's mad! He's really, really mad!🎵
 * [Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight]
 * 🎵So, I came up with the better plan🎵
 * 🎵To get rid of the blubbery buffoon🎵
 * 🎵My rule is: No Barney the Dinosaur!🎵
 * Students: Oh!!! [All jeering at Barney the Dinosaur]
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: Alright, let's hear it for the Tiyan Titan Battlebots and the graduated Class of 2018! Break it down!
 * [Instrumental Break]
 * [Chorus]
 * 🎵Hey! Hey! Hey! (15x)🎵
 * [Kai Perez/Tiyan Titan Patriot]
 * 🎵This is why🎵
 * [Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight]
 * 🎵This is why🎵
 * [All]
 * 🎵That we want to make Tiyan High School great again🎵
 * [Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight]
 * 🎵This is why that we want to make Tiyan High School great again!🎵
 * All: Tiyan Titans are the best!
 * [students cheering]
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: Oh, thank you! Thank you. [clears thoart] [using the microphone] So, why is there a reason that we want to make Tiyan High School great again? Because I just created and added the new school rule.
 * [students murmuring in agreement]
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: I know, I know. That silly fat reptile totally sucks. I mean that annoying kids' show was cancelled, ten years ago. What matters that we will make our school great again and I want to thank former NBA coach and the new secretary of education, Mr. Alexander Lucius von Richmond.
 * [stutdents applauding]
 * Alexander Lucius von Richmond: Hi. How are you?
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: Good.
 * Alexander Lucius von Richmond: Uh, actually, Zion. The keyword is "retired" NBA Coach. [using the microphone] I've never been prouder. In my eyes. When it comes to helping the Class of 2019 Tiyan Titans to graduate. Twenty-seven years ago, I was a NBA coach and then, I established St. Richmond's Reformatory School for Children, before I retired in '98. And do you know why that we want to make Tiyan High great again? Because... [paused] We will not allow any humor from children's televison program, Barney & Friends which it was cancelled, ten years ago. And, yes, there is still Anti-Barney Humor in 2000 and so on. Okay, 'cause I have a huge dislike for that purple silly fat reptile much as Zion does. And, I also want to thank Mr. Zion Soriano and the memebers of the Order of the Tiyan Titans for making our school great again.
 * Drew Babauta San Nicolas: No more Barney? [crying]
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: [laughs evilly]
 * The Order of the Tiyan Titans: [laughs evilly]
 * Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight: That's right, Drew-B! No more Barney the Dinosaur, FOREVER!! That's because the new school rule said so. [on microphone, again] And now, everybody... I present "The Greatest Show"!
 * [Chorus]
 * 🎵Woah (9x)🎵
 * [Durel Garcia/Tiyan Titan Archer]
 * 🎵Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've been waitin' for🎵 🎵(woah)🎵
 * 🎵Been searching in the dark, your sweat soaking through the floor🎵 🎵(woah)🎵
 * 🎵And buried in your bones there's an ache that you can't ignore🎵
 * 🎵Taking your breath, stealing your mind🎵
 * 🎵And all that was real is left behind🎵
 * 🎵Don't fight it, it's coming for you, running at ya🎵
 * 🎵It's only this moment, don't care what comes after🎵
 * 🎵Your fever dream, can't you see it getting closer🎵
 * 🎵Just surrender 'cause you feel the feeling taking over🎵
 * 🎵It's fire, it's freedom, it's flooding open🎵
 * 🎵It's a preacher in the pulpit and you'll find devotion🎵
 * 🎵There's something breaking at the brick of every wall it's holding🎵
 * 🎵All that you know, so tell me do you wanna go?🎵
 * [The Order of the Tiyan Titans and Durel Garcia/Tiyan Titan Archer]
 * 🎵Where it's covered in all the colored lights🎵
 * 🎵Where the runaways are running the night🎵
 * 🎵Impossible comes true, it's taking over you🎵
 * 🎵Oh, this is the greatest show🎵
 * 🎵We light it up, we won't come down🎵
 * 🎵And the sun can't stop us now🎵
 * 🎵Watching it come true, it's taking over you🎵
 * 🎵Oh, this is the greatest show🎵
 * [Durel Garcia/Tiyan Titan Archer]
 * 🎵(Woah)🎵 🎵Colossal we come these renegades in the ring🎵
 * 🎵(Woah)🎵 🎵Where the lost get found in the crown of the titan king🎵
 * [The Order of the Tiyan Titans and Durel Garcia/Tiyan Titan Archer]
 * 🎵Don't fight it, it's coming for you, running at ya🎵
 * 🎵It's only this moment, don't care what comes after🎵
 * 🎵It's blinding, outshining anything that you know🎵
 * 🎵Just surrender 'cause you're calling and you wanna go🎵
 * 🎵Where it's covered in all the colored lights🎵
 * 🎵Where the runaways are running the night🎵
 * 🎵Impossible comes true, intoxicating you🎵
 * 🎵Oh, this is the greatest show🎵
 * 🎵We light it up, we won't come down🎵
 * 🎵And the sun can't stop us now🎵
 * 🎵Watching it come true, it's taking over you🎵
 * 🎵Oh, this is the greatest show🎵
 * [Durel Garcia/Tiyan Titan Archer]
 * 🎵(Hey, hey)🎵 🎵It's everything that you ever want🎵
 * 🎵(Hey, hey)🎵 🎵It's everything that you ever need🎵
 * 🎵And it's here right in front of you🎵
 * 🎵(This is where you wanna be)🎵 🎵This is where you wanna be🎵
 * 🎵(Hey, hey)🎵 🎵It's everything that you ever want🎵
 * 🎵(Hey, hey)🎵 🎵It's everything that you ever need🎵
 * 🎵And it's here right in front of you🎵
 * 🎵This is where you wanna be🎵
 * [Clarissa Aldonoy/Tiyan Titan Princess]
 * 🎵This is where you wanna be🎵
 * [The Order of the Tiyan Titans and Clarissa Aldonoy/Tiyan Titan Princess]
 * 🎵Where it's covered in all the colored lights🎵
 * 🎵Where the runaways are running the night🎵
 * 🎵Impossible comes true, intoxicating you🎵
 * 🎵Oh, this is the greatest show🎵
 * 🎵We light it up, we won't come down🎵
 * 🎵And the sun can't stop us now🎵
 * 🎵Watching it come true, it's taking over you🎵
 * [Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight]
 * 🎵This is the greatest show🎵
 * [The Order of the Tiyan Titans]
 * 🎵Where it's covered all the colored lights🎵
 * 🎵Where the runaways are running the night🎵
 * [Zion Soriano/Tiyan Titan Knight and Kai Perez/Tiyan Titan Patriot]
 * 🎵Watching it come true, intoxicating you🎵
 * [The Order of Tiyan Titans]
 * 🎵Oh, this is the greatest show🎵
 * 🎵We light it up, we won't come down🎵
 * 🎵And the walls can't stop us, now🎵
 * 🎵Watching it come true, it's taking over you🎵