Talk:The Mighty Mutanimals (2018 Series)/@comment-1958304-20150820150837

OK, so here are my transcript snippets.


 * 1:


 * (We hear Jesse's voiceover as we see him prepare for battle. His face is unseen throughout due to it being covered by his hockey mask.)


 * Jesse: (V.O.) I was your normal, average, everyday kind of kid, but that was before it happened. Before those Purple Dragons lit a match and took away everything I ever knew.


 * (Jesse whips out his signature bladed hockey stick. He polishes the blade before putting it back in his golf bag.)


 * Jesse: (V.O.) Well, the Dragons are gonna see just how much karma can hurt. And it is gonna hurt hard. And they better watch out...


 * (Jesse heads out and sees the Purple Dragons approaching a defenseless family with the intention of robbing them.)


 * Jesse: (V.O.): ...because the Creeper is here.


 * (Jesse whips out his bladed hockey stick and jumps down to fight them. He unleashes a battle yell as we cut to the theme song.)


 * 2:


 * (We see Mondo and Jesse being surrounded by the members of the Cobalt Brotherhood. Mondo whips out his energy blades and Jesse whips out his bladed hockey stick.)


 * Mondo: You ready, brah?


 * Jesse: Always.


 * (They turn their attention to the sound of stomping coming from one corner of the building. It turns out to be Cliff Douglas, now a mutated bulldog with black gym shorts. He chuckles deviously as Mondo and Jesse see the nametag around his collar. They start laughing hysterically as Douglas gets confused).


 * Cliff Douglas: What's so funny?


 * (Jesse calms down to tell him.)


 * Jesse: Dude, seriously. "Buttercup?" Freakin' "Buttercup"?!


 * (Jesse falls back into laughing hysterically as Douglas takes off the collar to inspect it. He sees the name "Buttercup" on the tag. He gets angry.)


 * Buttercup: ALRIGHT! WHO'S THE WISE GUY WHO PUT THIS ON MY NAMETAG?! ANYONE?!


 * 1) 3 (excerpts from the Deadpool video game with TMNT characters):


 * (Raph starts firing the machine gun at the Kraang.)


 * Raph: IT'S SO LOUD I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF THINK!


 * Casey: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!


 * Raph: WHAT?!

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 * Raph: Oh, Leooo! Time to wake uuuuuppp!


 * (Raph starts slapping Leo back and forth across the face in order to wake him up.)


 * Raph: Rise and shine, stubby! Wake up! Up and at 'em! Fine then! THAT'S for all the clown jokes! THAT'S for never calling just to say 'Hi'! THAT'S because I get hyper when I slap people! THAT'S for all the furry midgets in the world! THAT'S because I feel like it! WHY! WON'T! YOU! WAKE! UP! WAKE UP! THAT'S because the player keeps mashing the button! THAT'S because I like slapping people with this hand! THAT'S for being in more episodes than me! THAT'S for making me love you! THAT'S for making me hate you! THAT'S for never letting me and Mona go to the Prom! THAT'S for always working late! THAT'S for being short! THAT'S for stabbing me in the back! Literally! THAT'S for never letting me drive the Shellraiser except when I crashed it! THAT'S for being the worst wingman in bromance history! Well, maybe except for Casey.


 * Casey: Hey!


 * Raph: THAT'S because I want to see if the player keeps doing this! THAT'S for all the hot gamer girls out there! Hey, call us! THAT'S for being a total jerk! THAT'S for never washing the dishes! THAT'S for last year's white elephant gift! Who wants a white elephant?! And finally, THAT'S because this whole set-up just added five minutes of BONUS play to the most AWESOME game ever devised by mutant or man!


 * (Raph gets off of Leo and walks over to Casey.)


 * Raph: I guess he's not waking up. Come on, Jones. We gotta find Sinister.


 * Raph: Okay, we get it. Never break the bro code again.


 * (Raph whips out his sais. The henchman are surprised.)


 * Henchman #1: What the-


 * (Raph knocks the henchman out with his sais. He then puts the sais back on his belt.)


 * Raph: Darn it! I can't think of any good bathroom jokes! What a wasted oppurtunity.

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 * (Raph kicks down the door as some heavy metal music plays in the background.)


 * Raph: Time for melon farmers to pay the ferryman!


 * (Raph reaches behind his back and instead of pulling out his sais, whips out two AK-47s with the collapsable stock. Explosions appear from left and right as the background changes to an American flag.)


 * Raph: That's an "America! Shell Yeah!" moment right there!


 * (An epic patriotic eagle flys by and lets out a screech as we transition to the next scene.)

What do you think?