The Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound (1992 film)/Transcript

Opening Song (Here Comes Huckleberry Hound)

 * Judge Judith:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Hey Watch It!
 * Judge Judith:

Scene 1

 * Narrator:
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Narrator:
 * Radio Race Announcer: The Horses Are Gonna Race The Flag Is Up And They're Off!
 * Narrator:

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon! Dinky Dalton and Pinky Ran Up To The Town!
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Rusty Nails and Snagglepuss:

Scene 2

 * Rusty Nails: Now that We Got That Settled, Snagglepuss, Let's Feed Them The Ice Cream!
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Judge Judith: Pinky, My Boy Needs To Tell You Something!
 * Dinky Dalton: Judge Judith and I Are Getting Married!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Nice Job, Finky!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine. Howdy Y'all.
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I Have This Here Gold Nugget.
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Baba Looey: Here's Your Mountain Dew!
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 3

 * Pinky Dalton: You're Good At... Fair?! I'll Tell You What's Not Fair Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf Watching Ever Have A Luggage Being Sold!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Sorry, But You Must Pay the Price or I Will Have to Send You to Judge Judith’s Courthouse!
 * Yogi Bear:
 * Boo Boo Bear:
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Never Mind That.

Scene 4

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: (gasps)
 * Pinky Dalton: So It's You! You're A Bully!
 * Dinky Dalton: Gotcha!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * Radio Race Announcer: Okay Dinky 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Blast Off!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator:
 * Finky Dalton: Where's the Dalton Gang?
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Narrator:

Scene 5

 * Narrator:
 * Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Looey, and Hokey Wolf:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Of Course My Name Is Sheriff Huckleberry.

Scene 6

 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh, Snagglepuss!
 * Snagglepuss: Hi, Huckleberry, It's Me Snagglepuss.
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 7

 * Stinky Dalton: I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. (shoots gun)
 * Huckleberry Hound: But You Said You Would Never Play with Guns!

Song 2 (Gold! Gold! Gold!)

 * Stinky Dalton: 🎶Money is really important to our community!🎶 Right Finky?
 * Finky Dalton: Of Course Stinky!
 * Pinky, Dalton, and Finky Dalton: (laughs)
 * Dinky Dalton: (laughs)
 * Stinky Dalton: Stop Laughing! We Got Work to Do!
 * Stinky Dalton and Pinky Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!
 * Dinky Dalton: Our Richness is Going High!
 * Stinky Dalton: And Soon We’ll Be the Richest Boys in Town!
 * All: 🎶Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!🎶
 * Finky Dalton: 🎶All We Need to Talk About Is Gold Gold Gold! We Wear On Their Fingers Part All Around. Aw, Nuts!🎶
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * All: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * All:

Scene 8

 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh, Yeah, Duh Dinkyville!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton: I Say It's Stinkyville!

Scene 9

 * Chief: Where Are You Going, Desert Flower?
 * Desert Flower:

Song 3 (By the Light of the Silvery Moon)

 * Huckleberry Hound: Desert Flower, I'm So Proud of You Right Now.
 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Well Uh We're Getting Sprite To Me. But I Have Some Explaining To Do. By the Light of the Silvery Moon.

Scene 10

 * Game Show Announcer: Walt Disney Pictures Presents Is Brought To You By Your Best Friend Laughing Donkey!
 * Laughing Donkey: I made that Myself. Give Me A Hug. I Got You A Pepsi. Maybe Blue Hombre.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Thank You. Thank You.
 * Laughing Donkey:
 * Chief: Idea? What Do You Know About The Indian?
 * Laughing Donkey: He’s Kind, He’s Amazing, And he had his own show called The Chief Show!
 * Chief: Lucky Guess!
 * Laughing Donkey: I’m in Your Show Too, You Now!
 * Chief: I Know, I Know!
 * Chuckling Chipmunk:
 * Chief: Then Let the Match Begin!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Chief:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Chuckling Chipmunk: (laughs) I Win! Ha!
 * Chief: Sorry, but you cheated.
 * Chuckling Chipmunk: What?
 * Huckleberry Hound: He said it. I won.
 * Desert Flower: Yeah! Go Huck! Boo to Chuckles!

Scene 11

 * Baba Looey:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I'm Sorry Guys It's the Ghost of Huckleberry Hound.
 * Yogi Bear:
 * Boo Boo Bear: Am I A Bully?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Baba Looey:

Song 4 (Boogie Woogie)

 * Spooky Movie Announcer: Rusty Nails Studios presents, Boogie Woogie!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!

Scene 12

 * Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Dalton.
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Huckleberry Hound: The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound!
 * Stinky Dalton: I See the Picture Huck, We're Goin' On Their Vacation Trips!

Song 5 (The Wild West is Not a Home)

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Huckleberry Hound and Desert Flower: