Tom and Jerry Meet Spider-Man

Tom and Jerry Meet Spider-Man is a Warner Bros and Marvel Movie.

Characters

 * Wilson Fisk, an African-American man posing as a philanthropist as cover for his role as a crime-boss called the Kingpin. He appears tubby but two percent of his body mass is bulk while a lot is 350 pounds of muscle..... making him strong enough to enough to hurl large men across a room, rip limbs from people (demonstrated under a handshake), crush a man's skull with his bare hands, and leave imprints in concrete walls after punching them. Defying his size, the Kingpin is a master of many forms of armed and unarmed combat, especially sumo wrestling. His signature move is the bear hug. He typically wears Kevlar armor under his clothing. He wields a cane with a laser-blaster on it, an ornamental diamond stick-pin that conceals a chamber of highly compressed sleeping gas that is effective if sprayed at close range directly into his victim's face, brass knuckles, and grenades. A cunning a master tactician and a highly skilled planner and trickster.

Cast

 * Tim Currey as Wilson Fisk/The Kingpin

Quotes

 * Madame Web (narrating): Humanity. A species of ape which developed on Earth. Spreading across it. Spawning many individuals. Some dark. Some light. Some in between. Occasionally many special members pop up. Often the special ones look far from special. Such as him. Peter Parker. Now, think before assuming by looks. He looks ordinary. But as I learned, no one is ordinary.
 * Ben Parker: With great power comes great responsibility.
 * Peter Parker: A hundred bucks? The ad said three thousand.

Wrestling Promoter: Well, check it again, web head. The ad said three grand, for three minutes, and you pinned him in two. For that I give you a hundred, and you're lucky to get that.

Peter Parker: But you promised me three thousand. You promised. I need that money.

Wrestling Promoter: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Jerry: You promise-breaker!

(they storm out)

(a man shows up and taps on the Wrestling Promoter)

Wrestling Promoter: What now?

(he gulps as the man points his machine-pistol to him)

Dennis Carden: Put the money in the bag.
 * Wrestling Promoter: HEY! He stole the money!

Captain Pok: Stop him!

(Peter just moves aside, letting Dennis Carden pass)

(Dennis Carden goes down in the lift)

Tom: Oh, gosh.

Captain Pok: What the heck is wrong with you? You let him go!

Wrestling Promoter: Why did you do it?

Peter: You said yourself. Not my problem.
 * Madame Web: You shoulda caught the robber. Your actions would bring much pain to you and your aunt and your uncle...

Peter; Listen to me, you fraud. You con-artist. All you do is moan and whine, and go on and on about doom and despair... and act as if I'm some stupid lap-dog. I got my rights and needs too. The promoter deserved this.

Madame Web: And what of the innocent?

Peter; How much harm can one robber do?

Madame Web: As much as Adolf Hitler did when he led his Nazis and started World-War 2. As much as Joseph Stalin did when he led his Soviets and began the Cold War.
 * Spider-Man: Time to die.

Jerry: Stop!

(Spider-Man unmasks the masked man and gasps)

Tom: HIM!

Dennis Carden: You two!

Spider-Man: YOU! The man from the arena!

(flashbacks show the event... and Uncle Ben)

Spider-Man: Madame Web wasn't lying. She told me the truth. I shoulda listened to her and stopped the thief. If I'd done so, I coulda prevented Uncle Ben's death.
 * Madame Web: It's gonna be okay.

Spider-Man: Easy for you. You're perfect. You saved all you loved.

Madame Web: If so, why am I the only member of my people left? Why do I sit on this? My people died due to a plague. I coulda prevented it. But I ignored a prophet as you did. What is done is done. Now and then is more important.
 * The Kingpin: HMMMM!