A ZOOmbies Movie/T-Rex Transcript

I'm sure he's loafin' around here somewhere. It ain't a question of how / Just a matter of when / You get the message that / I'm tryin' to send / I'm under a spell / I'm in over my head / And you know I'm goin' / all of the way to the end MAX GOOF: What a goob. To stand out above the crowd / Even if you got to shout out loud / No matter what the / Look it's Max, I... P.J.: Max! Whoa! Small wilderness, dude. MAX GOOF: He-He-Hey! P.J.: Didn't expect to run into you. MAX GOOF: Apparently not. P.J.:

You just jealous, man, 'cause you ain't got the moves. MAX GOOF: Yeah, you can keep the moves, but I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh. You are so lucky. P.J.: Me? Come on. You're the star. MAX GOOF: Wh-Whaddya... P.J.: Goin' to the Powerline concert. Ah, it's unbelievable, man. MAX GOOF: Who told you about that? P.J.: Hey, come on. Everybody in town knows about it, Max. You are gonna be famous, buddy, especially with Roxanne. MAX GOOF: There's, uh, only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peej. P.J.: Who? MAX GOOF: My dad. PETE: So tell me, Goof, is that kid of yours still givin' you guff? GOOFY: Oh, I don't know what's wrong. It's just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away. Oh, maybe I oughta just back off. I don't know. PETE: Wrong, Goof. Look, if you keep 'em under your thumb they'll never end up in the gutter.

GOOFY: Too bad, Pete. Almost.

PETE: Almost. Watch this. P.J.! P.J.: Yes, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir. PETE: Whoo-hoo! Strike-ola! Yee-haw! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! And the crowd goes wild. High five, son. Psych! Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?.

MAX GOOF: Cool!.

GOOFY: Oh, no, thanks, Pete. Uh, Max and I have some fish to catch.

MAX GOOF: Aw, Dad, we can do that tomorrow. So, uh, what are we havin'?

GOOFY: But, Max, I thought...

PETE: Under your thumb, Goof.

GOOFY: Maximilian.

MAX GOOF: What?.

GOOFY: Get your gear, little man, we're goin' fishin'. And I mean now! Shackelford: Dad, I don't even know how to fish. GOOFY: Aw, now come on. That never stopped me. Lemme show you a little family secret handed down through about 12 or 13 Goof generations. The perfect cast.

MAX GOOF: The perfect what?

GOOFY: The perfect cast. My dad taught it to me when I was about your age. Okay, now. Watch carefully. You gotta be loose, relaxed, with your feet apart and 10, 2, quarter to three, tour jete, twist, over, pas de deux. I'm a little teapot And the wind-up!.

Buster: Huh?.

Dobson: And let her fly! The perfect cast. And now, we reel her in.

Shackelford: Whoa!.

Dobson: Quick! Get the camera! Must be over three pounds. I don't wanna miss this. Look, Shackelford.

Shackelford: Uh, D-D-Dad, it's T-Rex!

GOOFY: Could you back up a bit, Mr Foot? Uh, you're outta focus. What's the idea... PETE: Bigfoot!

GOOFY:Behold the legendary T-Rex. Fabled but seldom... Shackelford: It's locked!

GOOFY: Quick! The sunroof!

Shackelford: Hurry up! Hurry up! I can't believe it. Bigfoot.

GOOFY: And I got the only video. We're gonna be famous.

Shackelford: Let's just get outta here.

Shackelford: Is he gone yet?

GOOFY: Nope. Still here. Gee, Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach?

MAX GOOF: Man, I'm starving.

GOOFY: Alphabet soup comin' up.

MAX GOOF: Uh, uh, uh, Dad? Dad! Would you please stop playin' around? He's coming! Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk / I'm a woman's man no time to talk / The music loud and women warm / I've been kicked around / Since I was born / But then it's all right, that's okay GOOFY: Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for somethin'. Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, / Stayin' alive, stayin' alive / Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, / Stayin' alive MAX GOOF: What's so funny? GOOFY: "Hi, Dad" soup. MAX GOOF: Huh? GOOFY: Aw, don't tell me you don't remember "Hi, Dad" soup. Aw, come on. Sure you do. You used to spell things out usin' the letters. Like, uh, "Hi, Dad" or "Maxie" or... MAX GOOF: Ambidextrous. GOOFY: Yeah. That's... Huh? Aw, little words like, uh... MAX GOOF: Hasta la vista? GOOFY: Like "bye-bye." MAX GOOF: Or "I pledge allegiance..." GOOFY: Or "I love you." MAX GOOF: Is it, uh, is it soup yet? GOOFY: Oh, I almost forgot. MAX GOOF: Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that? GOOFY: Your granddad taught me that when we went to Yosemite. MAX GOOF: You two did a lot together, huh? GOOFY: Yup. Max, you and I have... MAX GOOF: Dad, listen, I'm sorry. GOOFY: Uh, how's the soup? MAX GOOF: Not bad. Um, not... What? GOOFY: Nothin'. Well, we might as well get some shut eye. I don't think we're goin' anywhere tonight. Night, Maxie.