Tom and Jerry in: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone transcript

Prologue: Godric's Hallow/The Potter family's House (flashback sequence)
Lily and James are right by Baby Harry's crib and Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are standing right by it.

Lily: "Now, Thomas, Jerry, Tuffy,"

James: "try to keep outta trouble,"

Lily: "and make sure Harry's not harmed."

Tom: "Okay,"

Jerry: "we'll do it,"

Tuffy: "we'll keep him safe and secure."

Lily: "Good, then just keep him outta trouble."

Lily and James exit Baby Harry's bedroom and Tom, Jerry and Tuffy look right out the window to see a mysterious dark hooded figure named Lord Voldemort approaching their door step.

Lord Voldemort: "I'll kill off the spare even if it's the last thing I do."

Tom: "Oh my whiskers,"

Jerry: "it's you-know-who,"

Tuffy: "and he's coming right into our house,"

Tom: "we gotta keep Harry safe and secure."

Lord Voldemort enters the Potter family's house.

James: "You're not welcome here, you evil fiend,"

Lily: "and you're not even welcome in our neighborhood town!"

Lord Voldemort walks around upstairs on his way to Baby Harry's bedroom.

James: "Get back here,"

Lily: "you're not getting away with killing off our 1 and only son!"

Lily and James go right upstairs to Harry's bedroom to confront Lord Voldemort and protect Baby Harry as well.

James: (looking right at Tom, Jerry and Tuffy) "Thomas, Jerry, Tuffy,"

Lily: "protect Harry in our absence."

Tom: "Don't worry about it, Mr. and Mrs. Potter,"

Jerry: "we'll do it,"

Tuffy: "you can count on all of us."

Lord Voldemort: "Avada Kedavra."

James: (blocking Lily from the Avada Kedavra curse) "Lily, watch out!"

James is suddenly killed off by the Avada Kedavra curse.

Tom: "No!"

Jerry: "James!"

Tuffy: "This isn't gonna end well."

Lord Voldemort: "Harry Potter's next to go down."

Lily: "No, please, not Harry, not my dear sweet Harry, kill me off instead!"

Lord Voldemort: "Very well then, Lily Potter, Avada Kedavra!"

Lord Voldemort kills off Lily with the Avada Kedavra Curse.

Lord Voldemort tries to kill off Baby Harry, but to no avail, it bounces back and Baby Harry is given a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead.

Lord Voldemort gets weaker and he begins shrinking and his evil spirit travels to the back of another person's head.

[Fire Flames Crackling]

Tom, Jerry and Tuffy see Rubeus Hagrid flying around on Sirius Black's flying motorcycle to rescue Tom, Jerry, Tuffy and Baby Harry from the burning house.

Tom: "Look,"

Jerry: "here comes Hagrid right now!"

Tuffy: "Oh good, he'll save all of us."

Rubeus Hagrid lands right in Baby Harry's bedroom.

Rubeus Hagrid: [Teared Up] "Oh, Lily, oh, James."

Rubeus Hagrid puts Baby Harry in a baby carrying pouch and carries him on Sirius Black's flying motorcycle along with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy and they all fly around on their way to Privett Drive.

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Tom and Jerry in: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Privett Drive
Minerva McGonagall who's in her cat form is right by the Dursley family's door step.

Cat Minerva: [Meowing A Bit]

Vernon opens the front door a bit.

Vernon: "Shoo, get outta here, be off with you!"

Cat Minerva walks away from the Dursley family's door step and walks around where Albus Dumbledore's turning on the street lights with his Deluminator.

Albus Dumbledore: "Ah, Minerva, fancy meeting you here."

Minerva McGonagall transfigures back into her original human self.

Minerva McGonagall: "Fancy meeting you here too, Albus, are the rumors true?"

Albus Dumbledore: "I'm afraid so, the good and the bad."

Minerva McGonagall: "And the young boy with the cat and the mice?"

Albus Dumbledore: "Hagrid's bringing them."

Minverva McGonagall: "is it always wise to trust Hagrid with something real important?"

Albus Dumbledore: "Minerva, I always trust Hagrid with my entire life."

Just then, Rubeus Hagrid shows up with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy on Sirius Black's flying motorcycle and they land right where Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are located.

Rubeus Hagrid: "Albus, Minerva,"

Tom: "fancy meeting you here,"

Jerry: "what an evening this is turning out to be,"

Tuffy: "we got here just as fast as we could."

Albus Dumbledore: "Hagrid, is there any problem I trust?

Rubeus Hagrid: "No, kind sir,"

Tom: "Harry fell asleep just as we were all flying over Bristol,"

Tuffy: "but it's best not to wake him up,"

Rubeus Hagrid: "here you go."

Rubeus Hagrid gives Baby Harry who's in the baby blanket over to Albus Dumbledore.

Minerva McGonagall: "Albus, do you think it's really safe to leave him here with these people? I been watching them all day and night, they're the worst kind of muggles imaginable, they really are."

Albus Dumbledore: "They're the only family members he's got."

They stop right by the Dursley family's house and Albus Dumbledore puts Baby Harry right on the door step.

Minerva McGonagall: "This young boy's gonna be popular, there won't be a young child in our universe who doesn't know his name."

Albus Dumbledore: "Exactly right, he's much better growing up away from all of that, 'til he's prepared."

Rubeus Hagrid: [Sniffing, Sobbing And Clearing Throat]

Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are shedding silent tear drops as well.

Albus Dumbledore: "There now, Hagrid, it's not really a proper farewell after all."

Rubeus Hagrid nods his head and Albus Dumbledore takes a letter and places it right on Baby Harry who's at the foot of the front door.

Albus Dumbledore: "Good luck, Harry Potter, and be safe and secure with Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy."

Scene 1: The Dursley family's house/Harry's closet bedroom.
Petunia: [Knocking On Door] "Up, get up, now!"

Young Dudley: [Stomping On Staircase] "Wake up, Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy, we're going to the zoo!"

Young Dudley: [Laughs A Bit]

Young Harry tries to come right outta his closet bedroom, but Dudley pushes him back inside.

Tom: "Hey,"

Jerry: "no fair,"

Tuffy: "he can't push Harry around like that!"

Cut to the Dursley family's kitchen.......

Petunia: "Oh there he is, the birthday boy."

Vernon: "Happy 11th birthday, Dudley."

Petunia and Young Dudley: [Giggling In Unison]

Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy come right into the kitchen.

Petunia: "Harry? Thomas? Jerry? Tuffy? Why don't you just cook our breakfast meals? and try not to burn everything up."

Young Harry: "Yes, Aunt Petunia,"

Tom: "whatever you say."

The 4 of them set right off to work.

Petunia: "We want everything to be perfect on Dudley's super special day."

Vernon: "Hurry up and bring my coffee, boy, and I'm warning you, Thomas, if I ever catch you falling asleep on the job again, you're going out, understand?"

Tom: "Yes, of course I do."

Young Harry: "Yes, Uncle Vernon."

Petunia leads Young Dudley right over to the living room where there's 36 birthday gifts and Dudley stares at them.

Young Dudley: "Mum, Dad, how many are there?"

Vernon: "36, I counted them by myself."

Young Dudley: "36? but last year, I got 37 of them."

Vernon: "Yeah, well, some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year."

Young Dudley: "But I don't care how big they are."

Petunia: "Oh now, come on, come on, this is what we're gonna do, when we go out, we're gonna buy you 2 new birthday gifts, how's that, pumpkin cakes?"

Outside the Dursley family's driveway
Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are now in their travel cages.

Petunia: "This is gonna be a lovely day at the London Zoo."

Vernon: "Now I'm warning you, Harry, Thomas, Jerry and Tuffy, any crazy business, any at all, and you won't be eating any meals for another week, now get in here."

Young Harry (along with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy) get right into the Dursley family's car and they drive around on their way to the London Zoo.

The London Zoo/the reptile house
Young Harry, Tom, Jerry, Tuffy, Vernon, Petunia and Young Dudley are looking right at the boa constrictor.

Dudley: "Make him move around!"

Vernon: "Move up!"

Dudley: "Come on, move up!"

Young Harry: "You guys,"

Tom: "he's asleep,"

Jerry: "he doesn't wanna be disturbed,"

Tuffy: "it's very important you know."

Dudley: "He's boring."

Dudley, Vernon and Petunia step away from the boa constrictor.

Young Harry: "Can you hear me? (the boa constrictor nods its head.) it's just that I never spoke to a snake before in my entire life, do you....I mean...do you speak to other people very often? (the boa constrictor shakes its head.) you're from Burma, aren't you? was it real nice there? do you miss your true family? (the boa constrictor turns its head right in the direction of the sign that reads: Bred in Captivity.) oh yeah, I see, that's me as well, I never even knew my parents either."

The now awake boa constrictor has just got Young Dudley's attention, he comes right over to the cage by knocking Young Harry right down to the floor.

Young Dudley: "Mum, Dad, come over here, you won't believe what the snake's doing!"

Tom: "Uh oh,"

Jerry: "I'm sensing trouble around here,"

Tuffy: "this isn't a good situation at all."

Young Dudley puts his hands right on the glass wall and Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy stare at him and the glass wall disappears and Young Dudley falls right in there.

Young Dudley: "WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The boa constrictor gets right outta the exhibit and stops right by them.

Boa Constrictor: "Thanksssssss a bunch."

Young Harry: "Anytime."

The boa constrictor slithers off.

Young Man: "Wild snake!"

[Crowd Screaming In Fear]

Young Dudley gets right up to get out, but the glass wall comes back and he's now stuck in there.

Young Dudley: [Pounding On Glass Wall] "Mum, Dad, get me outta here!"

Petunia: "Oh my word! Dudley!"

Young Dudley: "Get me outta here!"

Vernon: "How'd you get in there?!?"

Young Harry: [Chuckles A Bit]

Vernon stares at Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy and their smiling faces disappear.

Back home at the Dursley family's house
Petunia: "It's gonna be alright, Dudley, it's gonna be alright."

Young Dudley and Petunia disappear right around the corner and Young Harry and Vernon enter and Vernon slams the door and shoves Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy right against the wall by taking 1 strand of Young Harry's hair.

Young Harry: "Yowch!"

Vernon: "What happened?!? tell me what happened?!?"

Young Harry: "I swear, Uncle Vernon, I don't know, 1 minute the glass wall was there, then it vanished and it was like pure magic!"

Vernon: (putting Young Harry with Tom, Jerry and Tuffy in his closet bedroom) "There's no such thing as magic or anything in this house."

The scene cuts to some owls flying right by the Dursley family's house and 1 of them drops a letter in the letter box and it flies away.

Owl Number 1: [Hooting Cheerfully]

Young Harry, inside, goes to collect the owl post, he sorts through all of the letters and sees his addressed to him, he goes right into the kitchen, gives Vernon the rest of the mail and walks around the other side of the table and sees his letter.

Vernon: "Ah, Marge is terribly ill, must've eaten a weird tasting whelk."

Young Dudley: (seeing Young Harry's letter and grabbing it) "Mum, Dad, look, Harry's got a letter!"

Young Harry: "Hey, give it back to me, it's mine!"

Vernon: [Chuckles A Bit] "Yours? who'd be writing to you, boy?"

The Dursley family and Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy come around to look right at the address and there's a broken seal on the letter and they all look up.

Young Harry: [Gulps Nervously]

Cut back to outside where another owl flies by with another letter and drops it off in the letter box. Back inside, Vernon grabs a handful of letters and tears them up.

In his closet bedroom, Young Harry, Tom, Jerry and Tuffy are wondering what's going on.

[Drill Whirring]

Vernon: "No more mail going right through this letter box."

Back outside, Vernon and Petunia appear and Vernon's about to drive off to work.

Petunia: "Have a lovely day at work in the office, my dear."

Petunia stops and looks at a bunch of owls on the line.

Vernon: "Shoo, go on, get outta here, shoo!"