Gaston (2017) (Julian14bernardino style)

This song is from Beauty and the Beast (2017) (Julian14bernardino style).

Casts

 * LeFou - SpongeBob SquarePants (SpongeBob SquarePants)
 * Gaston - Sheldon J. Plankton (SpongeBob SquarePants)
 * The Village Lasses/Bimbettes - Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants), Pearl Krabs (SpongeBob SquarePants) & Lola Loud (The Loud House)
 * Tom, Dick & Stanley - Lincoln Loud (The Loud House), Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob SquarePants) & Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)
 * The Villagers - Bikini Bottom citizens (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Lyrics

 * Spongebob: Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Plankton, Looking so down in the dumps, Every guy here'd love to be you, Plankton, Even when taking your lumps, There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy, Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as Plankton, No one's quick as Plankton, No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Plankton's, For there's no man in town half as manly!
 * Sandy Cheeks, Pearl Krabs, and Lola Loud: Perfect, a pure paragon!
 * Spongebob: You can ask any Lincoln Loud, Squidward Tentacles, and Patrick Star, And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
 * Spongebob and Chorus: Who plays darts like Plankton, Who breaks hearts like Plankton
 * Spongebob: Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Plankton?
 * Plankton: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
 * Spongebob and Chorus: My what a guy, that Plankton!
 * Plankton: I needed encouragement--thank you, Spongebob!
 * Spongebob: Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! ...Too much?
 * Plankton: Yep.
 * Chorus: No one fights like Plankton, Douses lights like Plankton.
 * Spongebob: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Plankton!
 * Plankton: When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer, First I carefully aim for the liver, Then I shoot from behind.
 * Spongebob: Is that fair?
 * Plankton: I don't care.
 * Chorus: No one hits like Plankton, Matches wits like Plankton.
 * Spongebob: In a spitting match nobody spits like Plankton.
 * Plankton: I'm especially good at expectorating! *spits*
 * Chorus: Ten points for Plankton!
 * Plankton: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs, Ev'ry morning to help me get large, And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs, So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
 * (instrumental break)
 * Spongebob and Chorus: Who has brains like Plankton? Entertains like Plankton.
 * Plankton: Who can make up these endless refrains like Plankton? I use antlers in all of my decorating
 * Chorus: Say it again! Who's a man among men? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on, There's just one guy in town, Who's got all of it down...
 * Spongebob: And his name's P-L.A.N... N... I believe there's another N...It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
 * Chorus: PLANKTON!!!