Season 1/Episode 1: Atomic Betty: Remastered - Subtitle Transcripts

This is the first season one episode, produced in 16:9 widescreen and digitally remastered in 1080p High Definition as aired on Netflix, as well as Amazon Prime, Hulu and iTunes, also where the new subtitles are added. It can even be released on the Canadian Blu-ray release, apart of The Moments of Tajja Isen: The Complete Boxed Set.

Atomic Roger/Toxic Talent (Season 1 Episode)

 * (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
 * TAJJA ISEN: ♪ Call me up, I'm your girl
 * ♪ Toughest chick in the alien world
 * ♪ Ain't got time for pink and lace
 * ♪ This girl's built for outer space
 * ♪ Atomic Betty, I'm a fighting girl
 * ♪ Atomic Betty, gonna rock your world
 * ♪ Atomic Betty, Atomic Betty, Atomic, Atomic, Atomic, Atomic
 * ♪ Atomic Betty, your galactic girl
 * ♪ Atomic Betty, gonna save the world
 * ♪ Atomic Betty, Atomic Betty ♪
 * Atomic Betty reporting for duty.
 * (ECHOING) Hyah!


 * (LASERS FIRING)
 * (ALARM RINGING)
 * Stop Thief!
 * (LASER FIRES) (EXCLAIMING)
 * (SIREN BLARING)
 * (TIRES SCREECHING)
 * Maybe we'd better call the Chief.
 * (BIRDS CHIRPING)
 * I'm going to save so much money with this home haircutting kit.
 * There, all done.
 * (YELLS) Mom!
 * I can't go out like this! What will the other kids say?
 * (BELL RINGING) Hmm.
 * PETERSON: (ON PA) Good morning, students,
 * And welcome to another great day at Moose Jaw Heights.
 * (CONTINUES, INDISTINCT) Hi, Betty. What's with the new look?
 * Oh, mind your own business.
 * Aw, did you cut your hair with a blender?
 * Come on, Betty.
 * You can't hide forever. School pictures are today.
 * (ALL LAUGHING)
 * School pictures?
 * How can I forget? (BRACELET BEEPING)
 * (OSCILLATING)


 * Atomic Betty reporting for duty.
 * Ugh. Holy Attack of the Lawnmowers.
 * I say, Betty-- what happened to your do?
 * It's the result of a family savings plan gone bad.
 * Very well. (CLEARS THROAT)
 * Your nemesis, Maximus IQ, appears to stealing gold...
 * all across the galaxy.
 * I need YOU to stay on high alert.
 * Why is he stealing the gold, sir?
 * It's a mystery, Betty. Nobody knows.


 * How much longer is this going to take?
 * I'm trying to capture your good side, sir.
 * (EVIL VOICE) It's not so easy.
 * Show me what you've done.
 * (GRUNTS)
 * Uh, I think it's quite a good likeness myself.


 * I want more than just a foot!
 * I want a giant gold statue 100 feet high...
 * proclaiming my evil glory to all the galaxy!
 * But we've only stolen enough gold for the foot
 * and one ear. Then, steal more gold!
 * (ALARM BLARING)
 * This is it!
 * Maximus' robots are robbing the gold mines of Abraxas 4!
 * X-5, get us into hyperspace.
 * And both of you-- stop looking at my hair!


 * Hi-yah!
 * All right, nobody move.
 * (FANFARE)
 * (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
 * What gives? Who's the French poodle?
 * Atomic Roger, a brand new Galactic Guardian at your service, citizen.
 * Hi, Roger. The name's Betty-- Atomic Betty,
 * and this is my crew. You must be charmed to meet me.
 * Say, Roger, how did you get here so fast?
 * My on-board controls are directly linked to the super computer,
 * so I get my crime bulletins faster than any other Guardian.
 * Listen, Kitty-- It's Betty.
 * Right. Cathy, it's been a thrill chatting with you, but I have to go now.
 * Here, my hairstylist. You need to call her right away.
 * (SHIP DRIVES OFF)


 * I hope no one is looking at my hair.
 * (BOTH WHISTLE)
 * Who is this new Guardian who foiled my plan?
 * Atomic Roger, sir. He's ruining everything,
 * though he does have fantastic hair.
 * Huh? Who cares about his hair?
 * MAXIMUS: Behold.
 * Let's see this Atomic Roger stop my new army of gold-pilfering robots.
 * (CHUCKLES) Fly, my pretties, fly!
 * All right, time for me to go back to earth for my stupid school pictures.
 * SPARKY: No time!
 * Robots are stealing the solid gold yacht of the Sultan on Scymtar!
 * ATOMIC BETTY: Let's go!