Spongesonic, You're Fired

Sonic as SpongeBob, Tails as Patrick, Espio as Squidward, Knuckles as Mr. Krabs, Amy as Sandy, Tails's Forehead as Patrick's Forehead, Charmy as Gary, Silver as Señor Taco, Shadow as Pizza Pete, Vector as Mr. Weiner, various Chao as Krabby-Dog Minions, Storm as Noodleman, Chip as Billy, Jet as Frank, Big as Old Man Jenkins, Cosmo as Nancy, Blaze as Abigail Marge, Chris as Nat Peterson, Omega as Pilar, Gamma as John, Danny as Blue Fred and Rotor as Thaddeus

Sonic/SpongeBob: :"Ooh-wah! Oh!

Espio/Squidward: "Hmm? who's that?

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Ah! Hmm, something's missing. Aha! June 15th. Fine month for pickles. Order up! 1 perfect patty on a pristine plate in a squeaky-clean Krusty Krab. Man, oh, man, do I love my job! Hey, Mr. Krabs. What's the good word?"

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "Well, actually, SpongeBob, uh, there's 2 words. And they're not very good. You're fired.

Sonic/SpongeBob: [chuckles a bit] "Oh, Mr.-what?!?"

Espio/Squidward: "Fired?"

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "Well, you see, I've been doin' some calculatin' and, you know, crunching the old numbers. And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary. Completely."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "But how 'bout if I work for free?"

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "Yeah, I looked into that. Apparently, it's  illegal. And I'll lose my vendor's license. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Chip/Billy: "Uh, 'scuse me. Is that mine?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "I don't know. Maybe. [sniffs a bit] Take it."

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "You know I love you like a son. But you can't argue with a nickel."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "But--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but--but."

Espio/Squidward: "Hey, what about me? Can I get fired too?"

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "I'm afraid not, Squidward. You've got seniority."

Espio/Squidward: "Oh, yeah."

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "Nope, it's gotta be you, son. You're canned. Here's your pink slip. I'm giving you the ax. You're fired.

Sonic/SpongeBob: [gasps in shock] "No! Not that! Anything but that!" [begins crying and wailing]

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "So, uh, if you could just hand over your spatula. Um... I'll just take that."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Here, I'll get that for you."

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "I'll also need the hat. Allow me. Go ahead; take a moment to collect yourself. Long as you need."

Big/Old Man Jenkins: "I'm not a very strong swimmer."

Espio/Squidward: "Okay, that's enough. It's closing time. You know, it just won't be the same around here without you. You'll have to visit sometime...As a customer. Buh-bye now. Sayonara. Good riddance. Man, is it gonna be sweet without that pest around! This day couldn't get any better. Well, Eugene, let me commend you on a terrific business decision. But now that SpongeBob's gone, who will be running the grill?

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "Squidward, I'll have you know, I was 5 times golden spatula in the navy,  so I'll be runnin' the grill. Ooh!

Espio/Squidward: "I can smell the grease fires already."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Hey, Gary, I'm home."

Charmy/Gary: "Meow. Meow."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Oh, Mr. Krabs feels he doesn't need me anymore."

Charmy/Gary: Meow.

Sonic/SpongeBob: "What's that, Gary? You need me? Oh, the unconditional love of a pet. Oh, I'm sorry. Here I am wallowing in my misery, and it's past your dinnertime. I used to feed everyone in Bikini Bottom. Oh, thanks, Gary.

Charmy/Gary: "Meow."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "That's how I used to hold my spatula." [Sobbing Wildly.]

Tails/Patrick: [Sobbing Wildly]

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Patrick, what's wrong?"

Tails/Patrick: "Oh, hey, SpongeBob. I heard you crying and it made me sad."

Sonic/SpongeBob and Tails/Patrick: [Sobbing Wildly (stifled)]

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Gee, I'm sorry. Why don't you come inside?"

Tails/Patrick: "Hi, SpongeBob! Why are you making me so sad?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Patrick, the most horrible thing happened today. I got-- f-f-f-f-f-f-f..."

Tails/Patrick: "Free French fries?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "F-f-f-f-f-f-f..."

Tails/Patrick: "Fried Frittatas?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "F-f-f-f-f-f-f..."

Tails/Patrick: "Frothy frappe?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "F-f-"f-f..."

Tails/Patrick: I can't think of any more food that starts with the letter "c", SpongeBob."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "It's not food, Patrick. I got fired."

Tails/Patrick: "Hey, that's great! Being unemployed is the best gig I know! I tell you what. Meet me tomorrow morning, and I'll introduce you to the wonders of the unemployed lifestyle."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have to wor--oh. Yeah, okay."

Tails/Patrick: "Great. See you then."

[Sounds Of Knocking On Door]

Tails/Patrick: "Oh! Hey, buddy! Are you ready? Ready for your 1st day of glorious unemployment? Or as I like to call it, "fun-employment"!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Yeah, sure. [Slurping Sounds] Whatever."

Tails/Patrick: "That's the spirit!" (next scenery) "Now, the 1st stop on our tour of fun-employment is a healthy breakfast with our good friend Mr. Squidward. Hey, Squidward! How are you this fine morning?

Espio/Squidward: "How many times do I have to tell you? keep off My petunias!"

Tails/Patrick: "I'll just save this for later. now you try."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Uh...hey, Squidward. Look at me. I'm fun-employed!

Tails/Patrick: "Hey, you're good at this. Next on our i-tin-er-ary, a brief mid-morning siesta."

Charmy/Gary: "Meow."

Sonic/SpongeBob: [Sighs Deeply Then Groans]

Tails/Patrick: [yawns a bit] "Are you feelin' any better yet?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Uh huh."

Tails/Patrick: "Come on, Sadpants. You know what always picks me up?" [

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Nope."

Tails/Patrick: "Free lunch with friends!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Yippee."

(Another Scenery Change)

Amy/Sandy: "Okay, let's begin the experiment. Mm-hmm.  Okay, next."

Tails/Patrick: "Oh boy, lunch!"

Tails' Forehead/Patrick's Forehead: "More! More!"

Amy/Sandy: "Very interesting. Okay, next. SpongeBob! I almost didn't recognize you. You look awful! What are you doin' with these here freeloaders?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "I got fired, now I'm fun-employed, whoo-hoo."

Amy/Sandy: "Whoa there, you do not wanna eat that."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Why? what is it?"

Amy/Sandy: "Heck if I know, [Whispering] this here's a psychological test to see how much weird gunk folks will eat, if it's free, Who's for 2nds?"

Both Tailses/Both Patrick's: "Me!"

Tails/Patrick: "Here ya go, little buddy, ahh, mmm."

Amy/Sandy: "SpongeBob, you're a mess, you're falling apart, come on now, SpongeBob, you need to pull yourself together, get some structure in your life, what you need is a new job."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "You're right, Sandy, I'm afraid I can't do this anymore, Patrick, unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job."

Tails's Forehead/Patrick's Forehead: "Who do you think you're fooling, you loser? you couldn't keep a job if you tried!"

Tails/Patrick: "Hey, you can't talk to my friend like that!"

Tails's Forehead/Patrick's Forehead: [Groans A Bit]

Tails/Patrick: "Don't listen to him, SpongeBob, you need to follow your heart."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Thanks, Patrick, it's time to rejoin the workforce, gainful employment, here I come, Yah, I'm ready, whoo-hoo, I'm ready, I'm ready for a new job, for a new job, I'm ready for a new job, I'm ready."

(Another scene change)

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Greetings, purveyor of elongated sausage products, I would love to work at your establishment."

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Well you do look enthusiastic, hmm, alright, kid, let's see what you got, so this is the kitchen."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Hmm, this grill is not in very good shape."

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Oh, we don't use the grill, we cook everything on the roller."

Sonic/SpongeBob: [Screams In Surprise]

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Good luck, kid."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Hmm, there's something not quite right about this food, but I'm not sure what it is, [Ding!] Aha!"

(Another scene change)

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Hey, where are those weenies?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Your weenies, sir."

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "What in the name of Davy Jones' gym shorts are these?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "They're weenie patties."

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "What are you? some kind of nut? you ruined my weenies, You're fired!" Sonic/SpongeBob: "Aah! but, Mr. Krabs, why?"

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Mr. Who?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "I mean, Mr. Wiener!"

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Just go."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Well that was a setback, hello, Pizza Piehole."

(Another scene change)

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Excuse me, Mr. Pizza man, you need a fry-cook? "

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "Oh boy, do I? can you make pizza?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Eh...probably."

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "Oh that's amazing, congratulations, you're hired."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Cool, well it's no Krabby Patty, but Perhaps I'll find contentment."

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "Hey, buddy, how's the pizza coming?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Almost done, but I did change the recipe a bit."

Shadow/Pizza Pete: [Chuckles A Bit] "No problem, [Timer Bell Dings] a few extra toppings never hurt anyone, huh? what have you done? you turned an innocent pizza into..a Pizza Patty, it's an abomination!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Yeah, of deliciousness."

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "You're fired!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "But who'll make the Krabby Patties?"

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "Krabby Patties? What do you think this is, the Krusty Krab?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Like I need his dumb job, anyway, I hope his pepperoni falls off, hey, taco man, may I have a job, por favour?"

Silver/Señor Taco: "Hmm, alright, let's see what you can do with a burrito."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "How 'bout that?"

Silver/Señor Taco: "Interesting, it's some sort of burrito patty, hmm, who'd like to taste it?"

Omega/Pilar: "I'll give it a go."

Silver/Señor Taco: "You're fired!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "But I've given you the best years of my life, Mr. Krabs!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: [Sobs A Bit]

Silver/Señor Taco: "Get to steppin'!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: [Continues Sobbing Wildly]

Storm/Noodleman: "You're fired!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Aah!"

Storm/Noodleman: "And take your noodle patty with you!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Oh I'll take it, alright, I'll take it to go, home."

(Another scene change)

Sonic/SpongeBob: [Sighs Heavilly] "For years I worked at the Krusty Krab, now I've been fired 5 times in 1 day, who are you gonna cook for now, SpongeBob?"

Charmy/Gary: "Meow."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Sorry, Gary, you must be starving, don't worry gare-bear, I'll open up a can of Snailpo for you, oh no, we're all out of Snailpo, we'll just have to make our own, perfect."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "1 homemade can of Snailpo."

Charmy/Gary: "Meow."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "What's that, Gary? it's the best food you ever had?"

Charmy/Gary: "Meow."

Tails/Patrick: "Yeah, this is dee-licious, does it have any side effects?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Only satisfaction, if only my bosses liked my cooking as much as you 2 do, I mean 3, [Knock On Door] hello, hmm, that's odd, I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door."

Sonic/SpongeBob: [Shouting And Mumbling]

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Mr. Weenie?"

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Congratulations, SpongeBob, you been promoted."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "But you just fired me."

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "That's mustard under the bun, my boy, the important thing is my customers love your little sliders, now get to work."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "I'm pretty sure this is illegal, what am I gonna do now?"

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "Psst! Hey, kid, you need help outta here?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Pizza Pete, yes, please, that wiener has me chained to the grill, and he really seems to be relishing it."

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "I have something to free you."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Pizza sauce? I'm free!"

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "Great, now you can get to my grill."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "What? parmesan-crusted breadstick, whoa."

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Hey, where are you going with my fry cook?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: [Screaming Wildly]

Storm/Noodleman: "I'll take 1 fry-cook to go."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Oh thank you, Señor Taco, Oh no, not you too!"

Shadow/Pizza Pete, Vector/Mr. Weiner and Storm/Noodleman: "Get him!"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Whoa!"

Storm/Noodleman: "Let go!"

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "He's mine!"

Silver/Señor Taco: "I was here 1st!"

Shadow/Pizza Pete: "No, I was!"

Mighty/Krabby Patty Man: "Stop! Unhand that sponge!"

Storm/Noodleman: "It's the Killer Patty!"

Vector/Mr. Weiner: "Here, take him, just don't hurt me, [Sighs Heavilly] [Humming A Bit] [Thud!] Aah!

(Another scene change)

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Krabby Patty, you saved me, well, here we go again."

Gamma/John: "Ugh, this place is terrible."

Danny/Blue Fred: "The Krusty Krab has really gone downhill."

Chris/Nat Peterson: "How can you serve this slop? I'm never eating here again!"

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "Wait, come back, that was me last customer, SpongeBob? Squidward, you found him."

Sonic/SpongeBob: [Gasps In Surprise] "Squidward?"

Espio/Squidward: "I'm afraid so....SpongeBob."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Yes, Squidward?"

Espio/Squidward: "You know I hate you, right?"

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Yes, yes, I do."

Espio/Squidward: "Well I hate the smell of burning Krabby Patties even more, please come back and be the fry cook again."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Well if it's okay with you, Mr. Krabs."

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "Oh, laddy, I should've never let you go, the Krusty Krab has fallen apart without you, you're rehired, boy."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "Alright, now my life has purpose again, let's get this place cleaned up.

Espio/Squidward: "Hmm, not exactly my color."

Sonic/SpongeBob: "The Krusty Krab is back in business."

Knuckles/Mr. Krabs: "Well, SpongeBob, it looks like things are back to normal, and to make up for that extra nickel I was losing, I installed a pay toilet."

Big/Old Man Jenkins: "Oh, dear, where is that nickel? (sounds of SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs laughing their heads off) huh? why are you laughing?"