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Rants - CARTOON NETWORK PICKS UP THE BRAVEST WARRIORS TV SHOW!! is another upcoming BlackNerdComedy video. In this video, André Meadows tells about how Pendleton Ward's web cartoon called Bravest Warriors is gonna be Cartoon Network's all new original animated television series.

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André: Hi, I'm ANDRÉ, AND I'M A BLACK NERD!! IT'S TIME TO PAR-TAY!! WOOOO!!! YES!!!!

High-pitched André: Black Nerd Rants!

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André: It's here, it's queer, it's now, Cartoon Network has now picked up the all new Bravest Warriors TV show! Bravest Warriors started out as a TV pilot on Nickelodeon's ''Random! Cartoons, along with Adventure Time, but rejected in favor of Fanboy & Chum Chum''. Adventure Time is now on Cartoon Network, whil Bravest Warriors is on Frederator's YouTube channel called "Cartoon Hangover". Bravest Warriors became so popular, it even sold comic books, and now we got a new Bravest Warriors TV show! It was originally meant for Adult Swim, but rejected for looking too cute. Later, it's now on Cartoon Network. The Bravest Warriors web show will continue when the TV show starts. Bravest Warriors is WAY BETTER than either The Problem Solverz or The Amazing World of Gumball. Wanna see me criticizing about those two shows on Cartoon Network? The link for my last week's video is in the description below. I've already talked about Problem Solverz and Gumball. Now, I'm talking about Bravest Warriors on Cartoon Network! Bravest Warriors does in fact copy Adventure Time, but it's so awesome! I know Bravest Warriors just debuted on Cartoon Hangover, but it would also be best if Bravest Warriors was a TV show on Cartoon Network. Bravest Warriors is still produced by Frederator Studios, but the web show is also produced by Cartoon Hangover, and the new Bravest Warriors is also produced by Cartoon Network Studios, instead of Cartoon Hangover, because CARTOON HANGOVER IS TOO WILD FOR TV!! We know, but Bravest Warriors is heading to Cartoon Network, because it's so awesome! And Adult Swim not only picked up Mondo Media's Dick Figures as a TV show, it also picked up the new SuperF***ers TV cartoon. Dick Figures debuted on Adult Swim in June 2013, SuperF***ers debuts this month, July 2013 on Adult Swim, and Cartoon Network has Bravest Warriors. Bravest Warriors also debuts this month, July 2013 on Cartoon Network. Bravest Warriors is about a blue kid with blonde hair named "Chris Kirkman", he pretty much looks like Finn from Adventure Time, except that he never wears Finn's hat. Chris inspires of becoming a hero, while he has an awkward crush on a girl named "Beth Tezuka", who looks pretty much like Marceline from Adventure Time, but isn't a vampire. While Chris' orange named "Wallo" eggs him on about it. Wallo has a relationship with a weird animal named "Gayle the Glendalien", but his glove named "Pixel" always get jealous whenever Wallow and Gayle are together. And then there's this "Danny Vasquez" guy, who plays a banjo by using his feet! And then there's an old man named "Emotion Lord", he has emotion problems, obviously. Emotion Lord is Chris Kirkman from 184 years in the future. And then there's Plum, she was introduced along with Impossibear and Catbug in Gas Powered Stick, is Beth's friend who is revealed to be a mermaid at the end of the episode. Plum is the unofficial 5th Bravest Warrior. She has an ancient and wise 2nd personality that lives in her second brain. She thought Impossibear was Wallow's dog. Plum might be right, Impossibear does kinda look like a dog, but isn't. Impossibear is the bear who pretty much looks like Jake from Adventure Time or Pikachu from Pokémon. And then there's Catbug, he's a very cute Catbug, he's half ladybug, half cat. Next we have Wankershim, he's a mischievous elf first shown in the episode "Butter Lettuce". In the episode, he pranks Chris by sneaking over to the Holo John controls and making the Beth hologram do a "Sexy Dance". Before the episode "Ultra Wankershim", he was just a hologram, but after leaving the Holo John, he becomes an actual life form. For an unknown reason, he then begins to expand and envelope the universe into his "Wanker-being" in an event called The Dawning of Wankershim. Bravest Warriors can do anything better than either Problem Solverz or Gumball. Every other Cartoon Network show, like Annoying Orange, Regular Show, Total Drama, MAD, Dragons, all these other, Looney Tunes... They are on at night! 7:00, 8:00, Adventure Time, there it is. Maybe Cartoon Hangover might pick up the Flavio web show by Mike Milo, or not. Gumball gets cancelled in 2014, and, moves to Adult Swim in 2015. Who plays a banjo with their feet? Danny? Yes. SpongeBob actually uses his feet for everything. Like the time in Gullible Pants, he uses his barefeet to deliver the food to the customers. One time in Clash of Triton, he uses his barefoot to answer someone's phone call. And this one time in Gary's New Toy, he wears pajamas, and turns off the light or lamp with his barefeet! And now, Nickelodeon has announced SpongeBob season 10. The first season 10 episode of SpongeBob is "Armless Sponge". It's where SpongeBob decided to loose his arms, because he wants to use his barefeet. SPONGEBOB!!! Y U YES USE FEET!!!! Okay, let's not focus on SpongeBob now, we're now focusing on Bravest Warriors on Cartoon Network. CN may have gotten a little too far, but it's giving us other new shows, like Steven Universe, Uncle Grandpa, I Heart Tuesdays, Clarence, all these other, you know. I remember a show on Cartoon Network called "Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?" It seems like a pretty cute show, Bravest Warriors and Adventure Time are pretty cute as that Robot Jones show, except for Gumball or Problem Solverz. Cartoon Network still refuse to make more theatrical films, because The Powerpuff Girls Movie bombed in theaters. Bravest Warriors is a very safe show actually.

High-pitched André: BLACK NERD RANTS!

André: Now I wanna hear from you. What do you think about Cartoon Network's new Bravest Warriors TV show? Awesome!! Leave a comment or video response. Like and favorite this video and tickle that subscribe button. Bravest Warriors! I love you like a play cousin, I'm Audi 5000. Cain-Chomp! YOMP!