Episode 109: Alec Baldwin transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 57 2nds 'til curtain, Mr. (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch for telling me, Scooter, I'll be with you guys in a jiffy."

Cut to Kermit appearing through The Super Muppet Telethon logo........

Kermit: "It's The Super Muppet Telethon with our very special guest star, Mr. Alec Baldwin, yaaaaay!"