The Magic Store/Transcript

Transcript

 * Henry Corn Collector: Step aside, ladies. I can handle this.
 * (Henry talks to Card)
 * Hector Con Carne: Card Commando, we meet again. You dare come into my house and crash my party? I don't remember inviting any smelly alien.
 * Card Commando: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
 * Henry Corn Collector: You can't prove anything! I'm a legitimate businessman. Now, get out of my sight before I lose my patience!
 * Card Commando: Blah blah blah blah blah!
 * Henry Corn Collector: How can I take over the world with Cod Commando breathing down my neck?
 * Henry Corn Collector: Buenos dias. Let me get to the point. I need someone who can build me all kinds of highly destructive devices. I need lasers, exploding ducks, hot laser thingies, somebody's aircraft, tanks, you name it! Do you think you can do all of that?
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Oh, yes. I think so. This is my latest invention. It is a life support system for a brain and stomach.
 * Henry Corn Collector: Why I would want stupid inventions like that?
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Well, you could stick somebody's brain and stomach in it. Would that be cool?
 * Henry Corn Collector: Get out!
 * (to Nurse Kathryn)
 * Henry Corn Collector: Ooh, you are perfect. You get the job!
 * Nurse Kathryn: I have completed the device, sir. Just push the big, red button and something really cool will happen.
 * Henry Corn Collector: This button?
 * Nurse Kathryn: That's the one. Just reach out and push it.
 * Henry Corn Collector: This is exciting. I will just reach out with my finger, ever so slowly and push the button!
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Mister Corn Collector? Mister Corn Collector.
 * Henry Corn Collector: Doctor... Joanna?
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Oh, good! You're awake.
 * Hector Con Carne: Where am I? What happened?
 * Major Doctor Ghastly: Uh, well...
 * (Joanna shows Henry a mirror)
 * Henry Corn Collector: AH! I'm nothing but a brain! This is terrible!
 * Major Doctor Joanna: It's not as bad as it looks. I've also saved your stomach.
 * Henry Corn Collector: Ugh! This... this is unbelievable! I'm ruined! How can I rule the world from inside a refrigerator?
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Pardon me but you know you look just like a brain.
 * Henry Corn Collector: Well. come here. Listen Joanna. Now don't spread this around. But eh, confidentially. I AM A BRAIN!!!!
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Try to look on the bright side. You still have your money and you still have the world's best mad scientist!
 * Henry Corn Collector: Hmm. You will be my mad scientist from now one.
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Oh, thank you, sir! You won't regret it. I know we'll make a great team!
 * General Scar: This is Adolf Hitler.
 * Henry Corn Collector: Adolf Hitler?
 * General Scar: Right. Heil Hitler!
 * Henry Corn Collector: Heil Hitler!
 * Major Doctor Joanna: If you better ask him.
 * Adolf Hitler: Wer wagt es, den Führer von Nazi-Deutschland zu stören?
 * Henry Corn Collector: What will I do now!
 * Old Snake: Psssssst. You Need Help?
 * Henry Corn Collector: Yes, General Scar is trying to......
 * Old Snake: Listen, Son. You have got to Know what he did.
 * Henry Corn Collector: But I Was Just Listen.......
 * Old Snake: You have got to defeat him. now i am going to disappear into the center of the bush.
 * Henry Corn Collector: Why?
 * Old Snake: Because i am too old to be alive.
 * Henry Corn Collector: Henry think it dangerous enemy. Henry stomp enemies!
 * Major Doctor Joanna: No, Henry!
 * Henry Corn Collector: Henry know what he does!
 * General Scar: Tuesday is steak and kidney pie day!
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Hey general, he's awake! Hi chief.
 * General Scar: Well, we can forget about the invasion. After ciao felt much like invading anymore.
 * Henry Corn Collector: But what happend to Beast?
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Oh he's hibernating. six more months to go!
 * Henry Corn Collector: Well, what about me! You can't leave me here like this!
 * Major Doctor Joanna: Oh yes well, we've orderd you a new tank, and you'll be back in the saddle soon.
 * General Scar: In the meantime. We can watch our watch other adventures on videocassette! All Over Again!
 * Henry Corn Collector: Six months! In here?! Drat, Drat and Double Drats!
 * General Scar: Oh come on sir, Don't be such a, Shower with, Puss. (They laugh)
 * Major Doctor Joanna (laughing): Oh boy that's rich, shower with puss!