Everything Wrong With Peppa Pig: The Movie

By CinemaSins

Narrated By Jeremy Scott

Everything Wrong With Peppa Pig: The Movie

In 40 Minutes or Less

Spoilers!!

(duh..)

Skips 16-313
 * 1. Do I have to sin this? *sigh* Fine. (Shows logos in fast-motion.) 2 frickin' minutes of 21, yes, 21 goddamn logos! Seriously, did it really need that many companies to work on this film?
 * 2. (Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig.) Nice to meet you, my name is "I don't care".
 * 3. 16 seconds of introducing her family to us later..
 * 4. (Peppa: Peppa Pig.) Roll credits.
 * 5. (Narrator: This was our Pig, Peppa!) I know who she is, because she introduced herself a few seconds ago, Narrator.
 * 6. Plus, what do you mean by was? Is she dead?
 * 7. (George: Look! There's Dinosaurs watching us!) What the f*ck are you talking about? The Dinosaurs are extinct. Didn't they teach you this in school? And, are you breaking the fourth wall?
 * 8. (Richard Rabbit: Ooh! Music video.) Why, why the f*ck would a parent let a kid watch rap music?
 * 9. (Mummy Pig: For the last time, we aren't going after what happened last week.) I'm sorry, did I miss something or are you guys arguing for no reason?
 * 10. (George Crying.) Crybaby.
 * 11. (Narrator: Oh dear, George! Fine.) Don't tell the kid you're going, Narrator. That's the parent's job.
 * 12. Also, Narration.
 * 13. (Let's set up the stage, where it all began!) Where what began? Are you gonna act out all that happen last week? Cause, I'd rather see if my cat's plotting to kill me than watch this sh*t.
 * 14. (Mummy Pig: Isn't this stage a little to high?) You do know she didn't really meant that, right?
 * 15. (Narrator: Now, let's see what happens at Potato Land.) No, f*ck you! F*ck this movie! I don't what to see what f*cking happens at Potato Land! Why did you want me to sin this sh*tty movie? Why can't you let me sin something else? Like The Emoji Movie? Would you leave if I told you everything is wrong with this sh*t?
 * 314. (Narrator: Potatoland! Here we are.) How the f*ck did we get here?
 * 315. Before I continue, I'm giving 300 sins for every bastard that help on this, including the unnecessary logos at the scrolling credits.
 * 316. And an additional one for thinking DC.
 * 317. (Mr. Potato: Attention! My evil, cousin Lord Fry...) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... you're Cousin's name is Lord Fry?
 * 318. (Mr. Potato: ...Has come to take over the world!) Wait, evil Cousin? Wanting to take over world? Where have I heard this plot before? Wait, maybe it's some sort of trick to kidnap them.
 * 319. (Mr. Potato: I need someone to help me on this. mission.) Well, you can ask anyone to help, but I'm not going, you talking potato.
 * 320. (Rebecca Rabbit: Aw, no thanks These two minutes of logos were enough!) You think?
 * 321. (Mr. Potato: I have decided, Peppa, George, Suzy, and Richard, I want you to join me.) So you can kidnap them?
 * 322. (Rebecca Rabbit: Farewell, little bro.) You do know you'll see him again, right?
 * 323. (Mummy Pig: Good luck on the mission you two!) What? You just gonna let your kids go on a dangerous mission that they might or might not return from? What kind of parents ARE you?
 * 324. (Daddy Pig: Make sure you bring home plenty of pretzels.) Seriously? You're not gonna stop them from endangering their lives? What a bunch on a**holes!
 * 325. (Mr. Potato: OK. Now that we're in the bus, Ms. Rabbit can drive us to our first pit stop.) Why the f*ckity f*ck do you need to make a pit stop? You're at a life and deaft situation!
 * 326. (Peppa: Are we gonna jump in a muddy puddle?) No! We are not gonna jump in a frickin' muddy puddle! Not in a situation like this!
 * 327. (George: Are we gonna make fun of Viacom?) Why would we make fun of Viacom?
 * 328. Also, how to Hell do you even know about Viacom!!?
 * 329. (Suzy: I don't know.) Then, why did you even mention them, if you DON'T know???
 * 330. (Richard: Because they blocked my dance remix video.) Oh, that explains it.
 * 331. (Mr. Potato: It takes more then 4 to defeat him.) Wait, are you telling me you need more then those kids to defeat your "Cousin"?
 * 332. (Mrs. Rabbit: And don’t we know it?) I looked at the poster. We know who? Yep. We do. I’ll be right back.
 * 333. (Narrator: Why do I have to narrate this?) Because you'll get paid for doing it.
 * 334. Also, the Narrator would be good at CinemaSins.
 * 335. (Narrator: Oh crud, I forgot this was a crossover movie.) Oh, No!
 * 336. (Mr. Potato: Are you Bella J. Flamingo, Moose A. Moose and Zee D. Bird's boss?) Are you f*cking kidding me? I thought this is The "PEPPEA PIG" Movie, not the freaking "NICK JR." Movie! Well, Katherine Dillon wrote this, and The Narrator did say it was a crossover. Excuse Me, I need to Take a dump. (10 second intermission 6)
 * 337. (Bella J. Flamingo: And why should I help you? They’ve been arguing about The Peppa Pig Movie and whatnot ever since the internet problem with the Noggin app.) What Noggin app? OK. I give up.
 * 338. Also, roll credits.
 * 339. (Mr. Potato: "Cause if you don't we're all gonna... you know.) Of course, it's a kids movie so they have to use the "Find something else to say without trying to say 'dead'" cliché.
 * 340. (Moose A. Moose: Another mission? Didn't we just came back from the Nick Jr. War?) Nick Jr. War? Is it similar to the Infinity War? If so, did it end depressingly?
 * 341. (Evil Moose and Cree shows up.) We interrupt this sh*tty movie to bring you Mission: Impossible.
 * 342. Also, who the f*ck are they?
 * 343. (Mr. Potato: It's Moose and Zee's evil counterparts, Cree and Evil Moose!) Moose and Zee have doppelgangers? and Evil Moose? Very creative, Dillon.
 * 344. At least Cree is a better name than Evil Moose.
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