The Loud House Movie (Mafia film)

The Loud House Movie is an American flash animated action comedy-drama adventure crime film produced by Nickelodeon Movies and distributed by Paramount Pictures.

Premise
The Loud family's power is threatened when a Mafia boss plans to make his family the most powerful crime syndicate in the world and kill anyone who stands in his way. The Louds and their allies are determined to stop the evil organization from becoming more powerful.

Plot
Before the opening credits, in 1998, Lynn Sr. and Rita are on a double date at Bangers and Mosh with Lynn R. and Margaret. A man named Benedetto Falzone, a Mafia capo, sits at a table far from them. Unbeknownst to the daters, Falzone was sent by Ettore Castello, the Don of Hazeltucky, to kill Lynn R.'s younger brother, Lucas Loud. At the time, Lucas was a prosecuting attorney and was building a case against the Hazeltucky crime syndicate (otherwise known as the Castello crime family). Lucas happens to be at the restaurant with his pregnant wife, Jessica. Falzone is with three of his soldati, Johnny Fiorentino, Alphonse Santoro, and Tony Pavia. When the two couples are exiting the restaurant, they run into Lucas and Jessica, and they greet each other, they then exit the restaurant and take a limo ride to the park. However, at the park, they were ambushed by Falzone, Fiorentino, Santoro, and Pavia. They drew guns and shoot Lucas, wounding him. His bodyguards draw weapons and shoot at the would-be assassins but they flee before they could get shot. Lucas survives but has to go to the hospital and get surgery. At the hospital, a nurse named Maria Santiago takes care of Lucas and helps him recover from his wounds. Because of this, Lynn R. made her a promise that he would be godfather to any children she has.

After the opening credits, the Louds were doing their usual activities when their parents, Lynn Sr. and Rita, called them down for a family meeting. The Loud siblings walk downstairs and sit in the living room, and the parents announce that the Pope made their rich distant cousin, Lynn R. Loud, Commander of the Order of St. Gregory the Great, a Roman Catholic order of Knighthood that is the highest any Catholic layperson can receive, and Lynn R. is going to receive it at St. Paul's Cathedral in Royal Woods. The Loud siblings are happy that their relative is being made a knight and receiving this honor. They drove to the church, and, to their surprise, the Santiago and Casagrande families are there and are happy to see Lynn R. receiving the honor, especially Ronnie Anne and Bobby, who are also there (since Lynn R. is Ronnie and Bobby's godfather). The paparazzi are also there and so is the press. The celebrant of the ceremony is Cardinal Frederick Bottcher, the Archbishop of Royal Woods. Lynn R. is bestowed upon the order by Cardinal Bottcher.

After the ceremony, a lavish party is held in Lynn R.'s honor at his mansion. A lot of people are there, especially various wealthy families. Lincoln and Ronnie Anne meets Lynn R.'s son, Richard and the latter's girlfriend, Veronica (Ronnie Anne's second cousin), in person, and they talked about how Lynn R. received the order. Richard's sister, Cornelia was making jokes that makes the guests laugh since the jokes are more funnier than Luan's. Lynn R.'s younger brother, U.S. Senator Lucas Loud, is among the guests at the party. The party concludes with the pictures of each family at the party. However, shortly after the party, an assassin attempts to kill Lynn R. and Lucas with a pistol, which results in a shootout between the hitman and the brothers' bodyguards, until the police arrived. The assassin fled the scene before he could be arrested. Lynn R. and Lucas are unharmed but two of their bodyguards are killed.

Main characters

 * Collin Dean as Lincoln Loud ; Lincoln is the middle child and only son of Lynn Loud Sr. and Rita Loud
 * Catherine Taber as Lori Loud
 * Taber also voices Lorraine Loud, Richard Loud's oldest sister
 * Liliana Mumy as Leni Loud
 * Nika Futterman as Luna Loud
 * Cristina Pucceli as Luan Loud
 * Jessica DiCicco as Lynn Loud Jr. and Lucy Loud
 * DiCicco also voices Lynn V. Loud and Lacey Loud
 * Grey DeLisle-Griffin as Lana, Lola, and Lily Loud
 * DeLisle also voices Alana, Delores, and Lauren
 * Lara Jill Miller as Lisa Loud
 * Jacob Hopkins as Richard Loud III ; Richard is the middle child and only son of Lynn R. Loud and Margaret Loud and Lincoln Loud's eighth cousin. He is the heir apparent to Loud Industries. He is depicted as an amalgamation of seven of his eleven eighth cousins, having Lori's bossiness, Leni's compassion, Luna's love for music, Lynn's love for sports and roughhousing, Lincoln's planning and love for comic books, Lola's narcissism, and Lisa's intelligence. He is also depicted as a devout Catholic and very handsome and popular.

Supporting characters

 * Brian Stepanek as Lynn Loud Sr. ; He is the father of the Loud children and Lynn R. Loud's seventh cousin.
 * Jill Talley as Rita Loud ; She is the mother of the Loud children and Lynn R. Loud's seventh cousin in-law
 * George Clooney as Lynn R. Loud ; Lynn R. Loud is the father of the wealthy Loud children. He is Bobby and Ronnie Anne Santiago's godfather. Lynn is the Chairman and CEO of Loud Industries, a powerful American corporation run by the Loud family.
 * Sofia Coppola as Margaret Loud ; Margaret is the mother of the wealthy Loud children. She is Bobby and Ronnie Anne Santiago's godmother.
 * Catherine Taber as Lorraine Loud ; Lorraine is the eldest of the wealthy Loud children. Unlike Lori, Lorraine is a kindhearted girl and is only bossy to her sisters when they make her angry. She is obedient to her younger brother Richard, and uses the fact that she is the oldest to act as a personal advisor to her brother. She is a devout Catholic like the rest of her family, which explains her kindness and gentle nature.
 * Bella Thorne as Leniere "Lena" Loud
 * Taylor Swift as Anne Loud
 * Tina Fey as Cornelia Loud ; Richard's fourth oldest sister, Cornelia enjoys jokes and puns, but hers are much more funnier than Luan's jokes and puns.
 * Jessica DiCicco as Lynn V. and Lacey Loud
 * Grey DeLisle-Griffin as Alana, Delores, and Lauren Loud
 * Jennifer Connelly as Elizabeth "Lizzy" Loud ; The second youngest child of Lynn R. and Margaret Loud, Lizzy is depicted as a Roman Catholic scientist who focuses on connecting science with God and the Bible.
 * Carlos PenaVega as Bobby Santiago ; He is Lori's boyfriend and the godson of Lynn R. and Margaret Loud.
 * Breanna Yde as Ronnie Anne Santiago ; She is Lincoln's love interest and the goddaughter of Lynn R. and Margaret Loud.
 * Sumalee Monatano as Maria Santiago ; The mother of Bobby and Ronnie Anne, she nursed Lynn R. Loud's younger brother, Lucas Loud back to health when the latter was shot. Lynn R. Loud repaid her for this service by standing godfather to her children.
 * Ryan Guzman as Robert Santiago Jr. ; He is Lorraine Loud's boyfriend and Bobby and Ronnie Anne's second cousin
 * Selena Gomez as Veronica Santiago ; She is Richard Loud's girlfriend and another second cousin of Bobby and Ronnie Anne.
 * Benicio del Toro as Robert Santiago Sr. ; The father of Robert Jr. and Veronica and the godfather of the wealthy Loud children, he is the President of Loud Industries.
 * Linda Cardellini as Dr. Mary Santiago ; The mother of Robert Jr. and Veronica and the godmother of the wealthy Loud children, she is a surgeon who came from a wealthy oil family.
 * George Lopez as Joseph Santiago ; The uncle of Robert Jr. and Veronica and Robert Sr.'s older brother, he is a Roman Catholic priest who works for the Archbishop of Royal Woods. The wealth and power that he has from his family makes him an influential and powerful cleric despite his humility.
 * Andy Garcia as Michael Santiago ; He is another uncle of Robert Jr. and Veronica and the oldest of the Santiago brothers. He is the owner of Santiago Real Estate Co.
 * Eugene Simon as Jesus Christ ; Jesus is the son of God, a central figure in Christianity, and the Messiah foretold in the book of Isaiah.
 * Leonardo DiCaprio as Don Carlo Navarra ; He is a friend of the Loud family and was the Royal Woods Mafia Don. He became a legitimate businessman after watching Pope Francis' speech which tells all mafiosi to repent.
 * Nathan Kress as Anthony "Tony" Navarra ; He is the eldest son of Don Navarra and expected to inherit the family business. He is based on Sonny Corleone from The Godfather despite not being as quick to anger as Sonny.
 * Jack Griffo as Emilio Navarra ; He is the youngest son of Don Navarra and wants nothing to do with his family's business even after it became legitimized. He is based on Michael Corleone and Anthony Corleone from The Godfather.
 * Michael Douglas as Frederick Bottcher ; He is the Archbishop of Royal Woods and a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church.
 * Drake Bell as William "Willy" Loud III ; He is the older son and second youngest child of the Mayor of Royal Woods and Lynn V. Loud's boyfriend
 * Matt Damon as William Loud Jr. ; Willy's father and the Mayor of Royal Woods.
 * Caleel Harris as Clyde McBride
 * Curtis Harris as Charles McBride Jr.
 * Bobby Cannavale as Francesco Leone ; One of Richard Loud's bodyguards, Leone comes from New York, speaks in a Brooklyn accent, and is Italian-American. He has a mentality that is somewhat that of a mobster and is very loyal to Richard and his family.
 * Bradley Cooper as Lucas Loud ; Lucas is the United States Senator from Michigan, the younger brother of Lynn R. Loud and the uncle of the wealthy Loud children
 * Carlos Alazraqui as Pope Francis ; He is the Leader of the Roman Catholic Church and an old friend of the Loud family.
 * Alzaraqui also voices Carlos Casagrande, Ronnie Anne and Bobby's maternal uncle and Hector and Rosa Casagrande's son.
 * Ruben Garfias as Hector Casagrande ; He is Bobby and Ronnie Anne's maternal grandfather and Maria's father.
 * Sonia Manzano as Rosa Casagrande ; She is Bobby and Ronnie Anne's maternal grandmother and Maria's mother
 * Roxana Ortega as Frida Puga Casagrande ; She is the mother of Carlota, CJ, Carl, and Carlitos, Bobby and Ronnie Anne's maternal aunt, and the daughter in-law of Hector and Rosa.
 * Alexa PeneVega as Carlota Casagrande ; She is the oldest child and only daughter of the Casagrande children (Bobby and Ronnie Anne's maternal cousins).
 * Jared Kozak as Carlos "C.J." Casagrande Jr. ; He is the second oldest child and oldest son of the Casagrande children. He has Down Syndrome, which causes him to enjoy playing children's games, and easily befriend anyone.

Villains

 * Robert De Niro as Don Ettore Castello ; The main antagonist of the movie, he is the head of the Hazeltucky crime syndicate, and an enemy of the Loud family.
 * Sylvester Stallone as Paolo Vaccara ; The tertiary antagonist in the film. An evil Cardinal prelate and an Archbishop, he is very ambitious and wants the Papacy all for himself, and also wants to take over the world. He has connections to the Mafia and is friends with Don Castello.
 * Nicolas Cage as Bruno Falzone ; One of the two secondary antagonists in the film, Bruno is the Castello family consigliere.
 * Scott Caan as Jimmy Castello ; One of the two secondary antagonists in the film, Jimmy is the underboss of the Hazeltucky crime syndicate and Ettore's eldest son.
 * Giovanni Ribsi as Benedetto Falzone ; He is a caporegime for the Hazeltucky crime syndicate and Bruno's younger brother.
 * Kevin Spacey as George Bryer ; Bryer is the Mayor of Hazeltucky and a corrupt government official working with Don Castello.
 * Steve Buscemi as Marcello de' Pazzi ; A direct descendant of Francesco de' Pazzi, Marcello is a banker who sought to overthrow the Loud family, as the wealthy Louds are descendants of the Medici family. He is an associate of Don Castello.
 * David Del Rio as Pietro de' Pazzi ; Marcello's 32-year-old son, Pietro is a ruthless man willing to murder anyone who gets in his or his family's way.

Other characters

 * Wayne Brady as Harold McBride
 * Michael MacDonald as Howard McBride


 * Ed O'Neill as Richard Loud Jr. ; He is the grandfather of the wealthy Loud children and Lynn R. Loud's father.
 * Susan Sarandon as Lauren Walsh Loud ; She is the grandmother of the wealthy Loud children and Lynn R. Loud's mother. She comes from a family of wealthy Irish Catholics.
 * Conan O'Brien as Alan Walsh III ; He is the nephew of Richard Loud Jr. and Lauren Walsh Loud and Lynn R. Loud's maternal cousin. Alan is the CEO of Walsh Media Incorporated.
 * Carlos Alazraqui as Vito Filliponio ; Vito is the father in-law of Don Carlo Navarra and the father of Sandra Navarra

Trivia

 * This is going to be the second Mafia film produced by Nickelodeon after Nicky Deuce.
 * It is also going to be the first Mafia movie distributed by Paramount Pictures since The Godfather Part III.
 * Should the movie be released in 2020, it will be the first time that Francis Ford Coppola is involved in production of a gangster movie in 30 years.
 * The film introduces wealthy billionaire members of the Loud family, making the Louds one of the most powerful families in the world. The Louds' rich cousins are Roman Catholics, particularly due to their descent from a family of wealthy Irish Americans who are devout Catholics (the Walshes) and also from an Italian noble family (the Medicis).