Alvin and Brittany Know what Alvin Jr. Did 3 Nights Ago transcript

[Theme Tune Intro In Background]

Look out cause here they come

It's been a while but they're back with style

so get set to have some fun

we'll bring you action and satisfaction

they're the Chipmunks

Alvin Jr., Simon Jr., Theodore Jr.

da, dee, da, dee, da, dum

da, dee, da, dee, da, dum

Scene 1: The Seville House
Alvin, Brittany, Simon, Jeanette, Theodore, Eleanor, Dave, Alvin Jr., Olivia, Simon Jr., Kathy, Theodore Jr. and Francesca are at the dinner table.

Brittany: "Alvin Jr., do you have the list of things you're gonna do at Landon, Adam and Greyson's sleepover party?"

Alvin Jr.: "Well, Mom and Dad, there's hide and seek, Slides and Ladders, indoor s'mores and don't forget about this week's 3D horror movie: Vampire Clowns."

Alvin: "What?!? Vampire Clowns?!?"

Brittany: "oh you're not gonna be watching that movie this evening, I know Vampire Clowns."

Flashback sequence......

Brittany: "So, Nathan, how are things going with-"

Nathan has a vampire clown mask on his face.

Brittany: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Nathan: "Got you again."

Brittany: "Oh yeah, you got me, [Sighs Heavily In Relief] Jeanette and Eleanor told me that you're quite the jokester when they set us up, they didn't tell me that you were half my age and so on to science fiction, well, I'm so excited about this movie, I been waiting to see The Loud House Movie for ages, but then I'd watch a talking washing machine if Carl Gunderson was in it."

Nathan: "Hmm, Carl Gunderson, I wonder if he plays 1 of the vampire clowns."

Brittany: "Vampire clowns?"

Nathan: "Oh yeah, this movie spends a frightful yard of evil vampire clowns living in a creepy castle of Transylvania."

Brittany: "Evil vampire clowns? in a creepy castle?"

Vampire Clown (on movie screen): [Evil Laughter]

End flashback sequence........

Brittany: [Shudders In Fear] "I haven't looked at any clowns or vampires the exact same way since,"

Alvin: "and besides, the movie's rated PG 13 for parents strongly cautioned,"

Brittany: "kids under the age of 13, 14 and 15 can't see it without a parent or guardian for good reason."

Alvin Jr.: "But Mom and Dad, Landon, Adam and Grayson are gonna be watching that movie, what am I supposed to do when I get there?"

On the road to Landon's house
Alvin: "What's a 9 letter word for non PG 13 rated fun and excitement? crossword."

Alvin: [Laughing A Bit]

Brittany: "Now, Alvin Jr., we know that you know that we forbid you from watching the movie,"

Alvin: "but we also know that you know that we can trust you."

Alvin Jr.: "Yeah, Mom and Dad, I already know that."

Alvin Jr. exits the car on his way right up to Landon's house.

Alvin Jr.'s Concious: "There's nothing you can do about it, Alvin Jr., parents forbiding something is just like calling dibs or eating twisted cheese puffs on the way home from the drive-thru."

Alvin Jr. goes right up to Landon's house.

[Doorbell Ringing]

Landon: "I'll get it."

Landon opens the door to let Alvin Jr. inside.

Landon: "Alvin Jr., hi there, welcome to our sleepover party."

Alvin Jr. comes right in with his crossover puzzle books.

Landon: "Okay, everybody, who's up for Vampire Clowns?"

Adam: "I am,"

Grayson: "I'm up for it."

Landon puts in the Vampire Clowns DVD and turns it on.

Fireman: "Hurry, let's get outta here," 

Sales Lady: "the vampire clowns are coming this way!" 

Alvin Jr (looking up from his crossword puzzle books): "Wow, super incredibly thrilling."

Later that evening, Alvin Jr. Landon, Adam and Grayson are still asleep.

Suddenly an image of the vampire clowns causes Alvin Jr. to have a faint attack.

The very next day back home at the Seville family's house
Simon: "Hey, Alvin Jr.,"

Jeanette: "How was the sleepover party?"

Alvin Jr.: [Nervously In Fear] "Uh, pretty good, Mom, Dad, Uncles Simon and Theodore and Aunts Jeanette and Eleanor, super thrilling."

Alvin Jr. goes right up to his bedroom and gets ready for school himself.

Fisher-Reynolds Memorial Elementary School/the school lunch room
Alvin Jr.'s fast asleep, but suddenly he gets a disturbing dream vision.

Alvin Jr.: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Olivia: "Alvin Jr., are you alright?"

Simon Jr.: "what just happened?"

Alvin Jr.: "I uh, dreamt that they ran outta the good veggie straws that I really enjoy more than anything, what's the point?"

Back at home, Alvin Jr.'s asleep in his bed, but this time it happens again.

Alvin Jr.: "AAAAAAAAAAAAH! not again!"

Alvin: "Alvin Jr.,"

Brittany: "are you alright?"

Alvin: "we could hear you tossing and turning and screaming from in here."

Alvin Jr.: "I uh, dreamt that 1 of your bands broke up with 1 another."

Brittany: "Now don't worry about it, Alvin Jr.,"

Alvin: "we're pretty sure that we're still rocking the entire universe."

Alvin Jr. falls asleep again.

Later on......

Theodore Jr.: "So what's the plan for tonight?"

Simon Jr.: "Well we sneak around and pretend we're vampire clowns."

Francesca: "I don't think that's a good idea,"

Kathy: "'cause that means Uncle Alvin and Aunt Brittany must be getting riled up."

The upstairs washroom
Alvin Jr.: "Vampire clowns, they're coming this way, run away, everybody, run away!"

Brittany (from outside the upstairs washroom): "Vampire clowns, Alvin Jr.?!?"

Alvin (from outside the upstairs washroom): "as in Vampire Clowns?"

Olivia (from outside the upstairs washroom): "Isn't that the movie you and Dad specifically told Alvin Jr. not to watch?"

Alvin Jr. opens the upstairs washroom door.

Alvin: "We have strictly forbidden you to watch that movie,"

Brittany: "you're in super big trouble right now, young man, you just-"

Alvin Jr.: "Oh, Mom, Dad, it's you, I was so terrified!"

Back in Alvin Jr. and Olivia's bedroom
Alvin: "Alvin Jr., next time you do something wrong like watch the movie or break somebody's tea cup,"

Brittany: "you should at least come to us for help and advice."