The Cupcakes Movie/Transcript

This is a transcript from the 2018 American 3D animated comedy-adventure family film, The Cupcakes Movie.

Part 1

 * (Shows Paramount Pictures logo)
 * (Shows MTV Films logo)
 * (Shows Point Grey logo)
 * (The movie begins at a market called Shopwell’s where as the shop starts to turrn on the lights, a worker wakes up and opens the doors for the customers to come in. A cupcake wakes up in its package)
 * Title: PARAMOUNT PICTURES and MTV FILMS present
 * Title: A POINT GREY production
 * Gary: Oh, shit. Phil. Phil. Phil, Phil! (Waks up his cupcake brothers) Dude, we slept in again. The song's about to start!
 * Phil: Shit, Frank! We can't miss the song. (Wakes up the other cupcakes) Mom, Dad, George, Kayla, wake up!
 * Ren: What?
 * Tiffany: What?
 * Ren: I'm up.
 * Tiffany: I'm up.
 * Gary: This song is much an awesome way to stary every morning.
 * Phil: It's a nice way of showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they'll do... once they take us out those doors to the Great Beyond.
 * Gary: God, I love them so fucking much. Oh, shit! Cam's about to start singing! Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice!
 * Phil: You're the man, Corn! You rule! Take it away, brah!
 * (In the bucket full of corn, one corn starts to sing a song called "The Great Beyond". The movie's title appears, zooming in.)
 * Corn: Dear gods you're so divine in each and every way to you we pray.
 * Dear gods
 * We pledge our love to you
 * Forever more
 * We always felt we had a special bond
 * Take us to the Great Beyond
 * Where we're sure Nothing bad happens to food
 * Once we're out the sliding doors
 * Things will all be grand
 * Milks: We will live our dreams together in the Promised Land
 * Bags of Chips: The gods control our fate, so we all know we're in good hands.
 * We're super sure there's nothing shitty Waiting for us in the Great Beyond
 * And every aisle
 * Thinks something different
 * Honey Mustard: Holy shit, I've been chosen! Ha-ha-ha.
 * But to this we all agree
 * Honey Mustard: Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!
 * Everyone else is fuckin' stupid
 * Except for those who think like me
 * - And me!
 * - And me!
 * - And me!
 * Out there
 * For all eternity we'll meditate.How fucking great
 * Out there We'll get to tea-bag every day at 4
 * - Pip!
 * - Pip!
 * We'll shove pimentos up our ass By Zeus
 * We'll exterminate the juice
 * Und subjugate
 * The whole damn Great Beyond
 * Sausages: In here we keep our wieners in our packages That's how it is
 * Buns: It sucks But that's the way Our buns keep fresh and pure
 * Baby, baby
 * Sausages: But once we're out the doors It's not a sin
 * For us to let you
 * Slip it in
 * Sausages: In other words We finally get to fuck
 * - And love,
 * Sausages: And fuck,
 * and hug
 * Sausages: and fuck
 * - And feel,
 * Sausages: And fuck
 * and share
 * The gods will always care for us
 * They won't squeeze us out their butts
 * We cannot overstate
 * How confident we are
 * That our beliefs are accurate
 * And nothing awful happens to us
 * In the Great Beyond