Sir Topham Hatt Sends Helen Parr to Her Shed

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 * (Bob comes home at midnight, but Helen turns on the light to confront him)


 * Helen Parr: (sternly) I thought you'd be back by 11.
 * Bob Parr: I said I'd be back later.
 * Helen Parr: I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all... you'd be "back later".
 * Bob Parr: Well, I'm back, okay?
 * (Bob tries to leave, but Helen finds something on his shirt)
 * Helen Parr: Is this rubble?
 * Bob Parr (with a cake in his mouth): It was just a little workout. Just to stay loose.
 * Helen Parr: You know how I feel about that, Bob. Darn you! We can't blow cover again!
 * Bob Parr: (tries to explain to Helen) The building was coming down anyway.
 * Helen Parr: (shocked and stops Bob) What?! You knocked down a building?!
 * Bob Parr: It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.
 * Helen Parr: Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again?
 * Bob Parr: Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.
 * Helen Parr: (gets really angry) It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family again, so you can relive the glory days is a very bad thing!
 * Bob Parr: (angry) Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they didn't happen!
 * Helen Parr: Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what's happening now, Bob. And you are missing this! I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.
 * Bob Parr: It's not a graduation. He's moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.
 * Helen Parr: (annoyed) It's a ceremony!
 * Bob Parr: It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity but it someone is genuinely exceptional-
 * Helen Parr: This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash.
 * Bob Parr: You want to do something for Dash? Then let him actually compete. Let him go out for sports!
 * Helen Parr: I will not be made the enemy here! You know why we can't do that.
 * Bob Parr: (angry) BECAUSE HE'D BE GREAT!
 * Helen Parr: (angrily) THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (furious) HELEN PARR!!!!!!!
 * Helen Parr: WHAT?!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (furious) What are you playing at now?! I thought you could learn to be more responsible if I sent you to work here.
 * Helen Parr: Look, Bob told me that he would be back again early. He accidentally blew his mind on me and I argued with him about Dash. BECAUSE THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU! OKAY?!
 * Bob Parr: (Irritated) HE'S ABOUT TO BE GREAT WITH HIS GRADUATION!!!!
 * Helen Parr: (growling with anger, he punches him with rage and yells at him) I don't care! (yelling angrilly) I SAID THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Besides, Sir Topham Hatt. It's all Bob's fault! I...
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (still furious, refuses to listen) No, Helen Parr! I've had quite enough of your excuses. Go to your shed, IMMEDIATELY! And you can stay there for the rest of the afternoon, and everyone else can get back to work.
 * Helen Parr: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!! (He tackles Bob Parr)
 * Bob Parr: YOU'RE BREAKING MY LEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Helen Parr: ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HAVE YOUR ACCUSATIONS!!!!!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: I told you to go to your shed!
 * Helen Parr: No, Sir Topham Hatt. I had enough of those punishments.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME LIKE THAT?!?
 * Helen Parr: How dare you accuse me like a man without evidence?!
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Helen Parr, your time in this park is up. You shall return to the shed immediately.
 * Helen Parr: (Sadly) Oh, sir. Give me another chance. One chance.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: After yelling at me, Thomas and Bob Parr twice you’re nothing but a human bean. And I cannot accept that on my railway!
 * Thomas the Tank Engine: And by the way, you should’ve known that you can never argue with Bob Parr and never tell him that this is not about him. Huge mistake in your part!
 * (Helen Parr sadly leaves)
 * Thomas: I’m sorry sir. I have to protect Bob Parr from his wife Helen Parr. I...
 * Sir Topham Hatt: (kindly) Thomas. There is nothing to me sorry about. I’m proud of you. Bob Parr had told me everything. And I know that you did your best to stop that woman from fighting Bob Parr.
 * Thomas: But I wasn’t quick enough to protect myself Sir.
 * Sir Topham Hatt: Don’t worry about it Thomas. My Engines are more important then their own protection. And you Thomas are my number one.
 * Thomas: Proudly indeed.