Episode 169: The Jonas Brothers

Cold Opening
The green room: Robert brings in a cardboard cutout of Blake and the entire cast members (especially the real Blake) are quite surprised to see it. Robert places the Blake cardboard cutout right by the stair case and Kevin tells them that they got 14 minutes 'til the show begins.
 * The Island Girls sketch number: Lizzie (Genevive), Francesca, (Bailee) and Aubrey (Ava) must fight off an army of evil skeleton pirates.
 * What Do You Do? sketch number: Stacy (Amber) is a contestant who karate kicks wooden platforms while Daisy (Teala) is another contestant who does 5 back flips.
 * Vital Information with Denyse Tontz
 * Ms. Jones Math Class sketch number: Ms. Jones (Denyse) is teaching her math class to her students, but things go crazy when Toby (Blake) begins falling asleep in her class and she taps right at his study desk to wake him up. It gets crazier when Nathan (Robert) is about to eat a grilled turkey dog with American cheese on it and she tells him that there'll be no eating 'til after class and tells him to just put that turkey dog with American cheese back in his lunch bag and tuck it away in his desk.
 * Life with Peter and Flem: Peter (Zach) plays his portable video games in his bedroom and Flem (Robert) plays his portable video games in church.
 * Know Your Stars sketch number: Zachary Gordon (False information about him: Born on February 15, 1997, likes to collect mud balls, falls asleep in a public library and has bad luck in the card game of Uno.
 * Library Rules sketch number: Ms. Robinson (Denyse) gives all of the library patrons the library rules, but however, things go outta control when Becky (Genevieve) laughs out loud ("No laughing, this is a public library, not a comedy house."), Rodney (Blake) plays the bongos ("No bongo playing, this is a public library, not a music room."), Mia (Bailee) begins giving the Dullmont High School cheer ("No cheer leading, this is a public library, not a basket ball court."), Oliver (Zach) plays with his paddle ball ("No playing paddle ball, this is a public library, not a hotel bedroom."), Brian (Robert) snickers to himself ("No snickering, this is a public library, not a snicker hut." and Kathy (Ava) begins whistling loudly ("Stop that loud whistling, this is a public library, not a bird sanctuary.")
 * Reminem music video: Reminem (Blake) raps a song called Without Cake (Fleminem's song was Without Meat).
 * Cooking with Carl and Ethan: Carl (Robert) and Ethan (Zach) make smiling face donuts with rainbow sprinkles on them which they call chocolate rainbow dimples.
 * Musical Guest: The Jonas Brothers

Transcript

 * Episode 169: The Jonas Brothers transcript