9-Volt and the Video Games (2012 film) Transcript

Transcript

(Columbia, friends family pictures and paramount presents)

Ernie: [humming but notices the audience] Hi there everybody! Welcome to the movie! Hey, we're so glad you came! Now this movie... [Bert comes in, with a shower headress and a towel] Bert: Ernie! Listen, Ernie. I'm going to take a shower. Have you seen my anti-bacterial soap? Ernie: Uh, no Bert. I haven't Bert: Oh. [Ernie comes back to us] Ernie: Now, this movie you're about to see is all about, Elmo. Bert: Who are you talking to? Ernie: The audience, Bert. They're right here. Bert: Huh? Ernie: See? Bert: [gasps] Wow! Look at all those people! Hey, nice cardigan. [laughs with Ernie] Ernie: Now, in this movie, Elmo is going to ask for your help. He wants you to talk and play along. Bert: Uh, how do we start? Ernie: It's easy. Just count backwards from 10. Bert: OK! Ernie: You see, Bert. That's how you start a movie, Bert. Bert: Oh! Ernie: Can you all help us count backwards from ten? Kids in audience: Yeah! Ernie: Ready? Yell real loud! [A countdown, looking similar to the classic SMPTE film leader comes on] Ernie, Bert, Kids in audience: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! [The background turns into a cloudy scenery] Ernie: Do you think you going to put some clothes on now? Bert: What? [he notices, and screams. He runs away] Ernie: Enjoy the movie, everybody. [The title comes on. The camera goes to Elmo's apartment where he is sleeping. A cuckoo-clock's hatch opens. But instead of the usual 1-12 repeating cuckoo sounds...]