An Extremely Stinky Movie/Transcript

Opening Song (Gold! Gold! Gold!)

 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah, What About Me?
 * Stinky Dalton: There’s Room for Everyone!
 * Stinky Dalton and Pinky Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!
 * Pinky Dalton: Swimming in a Pot of Gold while the Opening Credits Roll! Roll! Roll!
 * Stinky Dalton: Michael Bell as Stinky Dalton! Not Bad.
 * Stinky Dalton, Pinky Dalton and Finky Dalton: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
 * Pinky Dalton: Charles “Charlie” Adler. Hey Look! It’s My Name!
 * Stinky Dalton: You Broke the Fourth Wall.
 * Stinky Dalton, Pinky Dalton and Finky Dalton: It’s Not Us, It’s the Voice Actors!
 * Stinky Dalton: Our House is Made Out of Gold!
 * Finky Dalton: This is the Best Story Ever Told! Oh, Pat Fraley as Finky Dalton, Allan Melvin as Dinky Dalton, Mark Schiff as Huckleberry Hound, Melanie Harrison as Peggy Hound, and Bridget LeBlanc as Maddy Dalton!
 * Pinky Dalton: Finky? Can We Wrap It Up Now?
 * Stinky Dalton, Pinky Dalton and Finky Dalton: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
 * Finky Dalton: Dang It Pinky!

Scene 1

 * Stinky Dalton: I Say It's Stinkyville!
 * Pinky Dalton: What About Pinkyville, Or Finkyville? or Dinkyville?
 * Finky Dalton: Yeah, My Favorite Kind An Apple Pie!
 * Stinky Dalton: Can I Have It?
 * Flip Flops Hound:
 * Country Hound: Howdy Mr. Stinky Dalton. My Name Is Country Hound. (giggles) I'm So Very Smarter Than Me Uh Huh If I Was Wonder If I Could Borrow Me Pepsi Cola.
 * Stinky Dalton: Here’s Your Pepsi!
 * Pinky Dalton: A Hundred and One Dalmatians!
 * Maddy Dalton: Hey Hey Hey!
 * Flip Flops Hound: I've Got No Strings! To Hold Me Down.
 * Finky Dalton: I'll Give Ya' Strings!
 * Flip Flops Hound: A Real Boy!
 * Finky Dalton: You're A Real Pain!
 * Flip Flops Hound: I've Got No Strings! To Hold Me Down. Hey Don't Go Near the Door!
 * Peggy Hound: I Got No Strings! Don’t Mess with Me! If You Do, Mess With Someone Else!
 * Pinky Dalton: Is This Another Musical Number?
 * Stinky Dalton: Yes.
 * Flip Flops Hound: I Got No Strings to Pull Me Up! Help Me!
 * Stinky Dalton: I Knew This Musical Number Was Going to Eat So Soon.
 * Country Hound: Yoo Hoo!
 * Stinky Dalton: Yikes!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton: What's So Funny?
 * Pinky Dalton: Yee Haw! Yahoo!
 * Stinky Dalton: No Singing!
 * Flip Flops Hound:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh Kanine Krunchies?

Scene 2

 * Pinky Dalton: Dirty Dawson Pushed the Door Alarm Will Sound. Dirty Dawson Chased Thunderbolt!
 * Stinky Dalton: What Do You Think This Is? 101 Dalmatians?
 * Huckleberry Hound: Let’s Hope Maddy and Her Snobby Sisters Don’t Butcher It!
 * Finky Dalton: Maddy Dalton! I Should of Known!
 * Stinky Dalton: Well, At Least Someone’s Gonna Be on Guard!
 * Peggy Hound: Sorry, Ladies Do NOT Stay Up Late! Goodnight! (snores)
 * Baba Looey: Not Me Either. What About The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound?
 * Flip Flops Hound: Not Him Again!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Have No Fear! I Will Stay Up to Guard The Town!
 * Flip Flops Hound: Good Luck, Quick Draw!
 * Finky Dalton: Oh C'mon!
 * Flip Flops Hound: Hee Yaw!
 * Finky Dalton: Be Careful, Flip Flops! You’re Gonna Stomp on my VHS!
 * Stinky Dalton: Wow The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad!
 * Flip Flops Hound: That’s The VHS That Finky Was Talking About!
 * Finky Dalton: And The Sequal! The Long Awaited One!
 * Stinky Dalton: Ho! Ho! Ho!
 * Finky Dalton: Is That Santa Claus?
 * Flip Flops Hound, Quick Draw McGraw, and Baba Looey: Not in Front of Peggy Hound! She’s Sleeping!
 * Finky Dalton: We Want Our Boodle!
 * Pinky Dalton: Woohoo Finky!
 * Flip Flops Hound: Boodle Schmoodle! Who Cares?
 * Baba Looey:
 * Quick Draw McGraw:

Song 1 (Boogie Woogie)

 * Finky Dalton:
 * Prissy Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Prissy Dalton: Some Problems Can’t Be Dolved with Singing!
 * Finky Dalton: Boogie Woogie! Boogie Woogie!
 * Prissy Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:

Scene 3

 * Flip Flops Hound: Finally! Bedtime!
 * Stinky Dalton: Ho! Ho! Ho!
 * Flip Flops Hound: I Do Believe That Sounds Like Santa Claus.
 * Stinky Dalton: Sounds More like A Ghost! And Wuick was Supposed to Be on the Lookout!
 * Flip Flops Hound: Smarter of Sheriff Huckleberry. (giggles) It's The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound!
 * Stinky Dalton: Not Him!
 * Baba Looey: Wake Up Peggy!
 * Peggy Hound: Flip Flops Hound! Come Back Here Right This Minute
 * Flip Flops Hound: (giggles)
 * Stinky Dalton: Look Who’s Finally Up?
 * Peggy Hound: It’s All Baba Looey’s Fault! (takes out earplugs)
 * Quick Draw McGraw: You Woke Up Just In Time, Because, I want you to meet These Girls!
 * Silver Hound: I’m Silver!
 * Justina Hound: I’m Justina!
 * Frances Hound: And I’m Frances! It’s So Funny That We Haven’t Met!
 * Baba Looey: Oh, We Have Met. I Said Hi, But then you just Laughed and Left.
 * Flip Flops Hound: Do These Girls Even Remember?
 * Justina Hound: I Do Not Remember That At All! How About You, Silver?
 * Silver Hound: Not Me. What About Frances?
 * Frances Hound: Oh Yeah! That’s Totally Us! (gots bonked by Justina) Nope! Must of Been Another Donkey!
 * Stinky Dalton: Girls?
 * Dinky Dalton: From the Creators Of Lady and the Tramp and Mary Poppins Comes An All-New Animated Feature April in Love-Bugged Bear.
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton: What's So Funny?
 * Flip Flops Hound: