BlooJ's Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends: Reimagined! (2019 film)/Transcript

Part 1: Twenty Years Early/Prologue/Opening
(The film starts with the first 10 Opening Logos, Google, YouTube Studios, Paramount Pictures, Paramount Players, Republic Pictures, Disney, 20th Century Fox, Blue Sky Studios, Warner Bros. Pictures, and Warner Action in a similar style to the variants used in Blade Runner 2049 and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

(The camera pans down from the Warner Action logo, where it reveals a restaurant named Freddy's Fazbear's Pizza in a nightly thunderstorm. Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Porky Pig fall onto the ground.)

Text: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza - Toonville, Georgia, USA

May 31st, 1997

120 MILES FROM FLORIDA

(The camera zooms into the door, as we see some people including two young foxes that are having a party, along with two employees named Bob and Larry. Meanwhile, a guy inside a Spring Bonnie suit appears behind them.)

Guy: Go to the backroom! There's cake, pizza, and arcade games!

(They cheer and run off, as the guy in the suit follows.)

Larry: Oh my gosh. Is there something fishy about this guy?

Bob: I don't know, buddy. We just have to find out.

(They take their guns and a walkie-talkie out of their bags and run to the backroom.)

Guy: I am William Afton, and guess what?

(He gets a knife, which shocks Bob and Larry.)

Bob: Is he going to do that?

Larry: I think he's going to.

William Afton/Dave Miller/Purple Guy: '''SAY CHEESE! HYAAAAH!''' (he starts stabbing the children except for the foxes, as they scream loudly and blood splatters everywhere.)

Bob: '''HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PERSON DOING?!'''

Larry: William needs a better place.

Bob: Yeah, like heaven. Get the gun!

(They whip out guns and start tracking down William Afton/Dave Miller/Purple Guy, as he kills almost all of the employees. After this, Bob and Larry start running towards him, with the duo tripping over victims of the massacre. They find the foxes and carry them on their back.)

Bob and Larry: Come with us! We're getting out of here!

(They start running away from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.)

Bob: We are so retiring from our jobs.

(Cut to black.)

Narrator: 10 years have passed, after the murders at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza in Toonville.

(A shadow of William Afton/Dave Miller/Purple Guy, slowly appears.)

Narrator: And William Afton has returned once more. He may have changed, but he came back. He always will, and there's nothing people can do to stop him.

(William morphs into Dave. (NOTE: They are the same person. He just lost weight after 10 years.))

Narrator: And he is ready to deal with his "favorite" victims. They may have outsmarted him twice, but that won't stop him from killing them.

(A picture of the unidentified foxes appear.)

Dave: My, oh my... Tailsko and Milo, you both look gorgeous. But I can make you two look even better! (laughing)

(The music comes to an abrupt stop.)

Milo: Sister. It's me, Milo. I don't know if you can hear me but, you need to help us. They are really mad.

(An image of Lincoln Loud, Jay, Romell, Sailor Moon, and Bart Simpson appears, and after a while, they appear stuffed inside animatronic suits.)

Milo: They are blinded by anger after how long they've been trapped here. They've gone insane. On the other hand, I kept watching you. And I noticed what you have been through with him. And I have an idea.

(Footage of the victims appear.)

Milo: You see, we've been here for so long. There's nowhere for us to hide. There's nowhere to go, when we look like this. We want you to be our... savior. Please, free us, we deserve it.

(A photo of Tailsko appears.)

Milo: You're our only glimpse of hope, Tailsko… hope is lost.

Bob: I agree!

Larry: Me too!

Milo's friend 1: I also agree, along with your other friends, Milo.

Tailsko: 3... 2... 1...

Terrifying and slow voice: Help us, Tailsko….

Narrator: He was then sent to Toonville Asylum Prison for his actions.

(Fades to a dirty prison cell, where William Afton escapes it.)

Narrator: But then, Homer Simpson found his prison cell, and was shocked to see what was written on it.

(Homer walks closer to the cell, and finds a bloody sentence painted on the wall.)

Homer: The foxes, tomato, and cucumber must die? I am so getting out of here. (runs off.)

(Cuts to the cell again, where the sentence is illuminated by lightning. One lightning strike then electrocutes the camera, causing it to cut to black.)

(The rest of the opening logos play.)

(After the logos play, the film's logo forms in an epic sequence.)

Part 2: Present Day/Bloo Unites with Mac
(After the logo fades out, the scene fades to space, and zooms down to the 5th Annual Mario Kart Grand Prix, where Mario and Luigi are ready to race their rivals, Wario and Waluigi.)

Mario: Me and Luigi are gonna win this, and there's no way you can stop us!

Waluigi: Oh yeah? Well, I don't see you anyway near the podium, you short fat stranger who only should've worked as a plumber!

Mario: I don't work as a plumber! I take care of Jeffy!

Announcer: 3... 2... 1... Go!

(As soon as the race starts, fire bursts out of the Wario Bros.' karts, scorching Mario and damaging his kart.)

Luigi: Mario! What's up?

Mario: Those brothers are so mean... They damaged my kart.

Luigi: Hold on... let me try and fix it.

Text: A few failed attempts later...

(Luigi is seen trying to repair Mario's kart with a hammer.)

Luigi: Hmm... (He pulls out a Golden Mushroom.) Let's see if this works.

(The engine starts and Luigi is surprised that it has worked.)

Mario: OK then, Luigi. Let's go!

(They start racing as fire bursts out of their karts, leaving a pool of slippery wax on the ground.)

(As they race, Wario and Waluigi get caught off-guard by the sudden appearance of Mario and Luigi.)

Wario: Darn it, they've fixed the kart!

Waluigi: Well, there's only one way to stop this... Hehehehe! (He breaks into an Item Box and gets a lightning bolt, which he uses to shrink Mario and Luigi down.)

(Waluigi then squashes Mario and Luigi by racing on them.)

Waluigi: 'SAYONARA, SUCKERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

Luigi: Mama-mia… They've just squished us, and I can see nothing but the ground.

(They grow back to normal.)

Mario: Wait... Wario might've been shrinked too, so- (they see Wario speeding.) What in the? WARIO!!!!!

Luigi: Never fear! Another mushroom is here! (He uses it to speed the karts up, and they overtake Wario and Waluigi.)

(They speed towards the finish line, where a bunch of Bob-ombs and a Banana Bomb are placed. Wario and Waluigi are sent flying up into the air, while Mario and Luigi cross the finish line while crashing into the bombs, causing a massive explosion. They are heard screaming in shock.)

Mario: Somebody MUST be responsible for this. They MUST.

(Fades to Bowser, Kamek, and their army.)

Bowser: (evil laugh) I have injured 4 racers for their own good! Is that right, team?

Bowser's Army: Yes, sir!

Bowser: Now, let's put an end to this Grand Prix and kidnap Princess Peach. And after that, we'll attack the Mushroom Kingdom Government.

(Cuts to Mario and Luigi who are shocked.)

Mario: Uh-oh... I think they have a plan, and I think I heard them say that they're gonna kidnap the princess. We need to stop what's happening!

Bowser: (evil laugh while shooting missiles and destroying the Grand Prix.)

(The inhabitants of the crowd are terrified as missiles kill them, with blood splattering. Mario and Luigi climb into the airship and Luigi ends up fighting Bowser.)

Luigi (while arguing with Bowser): You're not gonna do this. No, you aren't. You won't do it! NO, YOU WILL NOT DO THIS!

(It reveals that Peach is onboard too.)

(Bowser then gives Mario and Luigi a punch in their faces.)

Bowser: Yeah, you thought that you could stop me? Well, you're WRONG! (evil laugh)

Peach: Uh... Bowser? What are you doing?

Bowser: I'm preparing a forced marriage to you whether you like it or not!

(Peach then becomes angry while Bowser shreds Mario's hat.)

Peach: You've done it this time, haven't you Bowser? I'LL BREAK YOU FOR THIS!

(A piece falls onto a hat-shaped ghost, who then finds Mario's dead body on the ground.)

Cappy: Who are you?

(Mario then regenerates.)

Mario: Don't worry, I'm OK- (frightened) A Ghost!

Cappy: I'm not a ghost, Mario, i'm Cappy. and I was just somebody who found you.

(Mario realizes that he is in Cap Kingdom, located in Toonville.)

Mario: T-T-T... Toonville?

Cappy: Of Course, Mario!

(Cuts to the outside of an Imaginary Friend lot, as it cuts to the inside, where Mac is seen.)

Mac: Hmm... Hmm... Which one, which one... So many friends, all shapes and sizes!

(A blue, domed cylinder named Bloo covertly sabotages all of the other friends in the lot.)

Mac: Well... I guess I'll have to buy you then.

(Mac's parents walk into the lot.)

Maria: Son, where have you been?

Mac: I was just buying an imaginary friend.

Mark: OK then...

(The 4 get in the car and drive home.)

Bloo: I think we're slowly bonding together as friends. Do you think?

Mac: Well, I guess...

(Fades to where Mac and Bloo are dealt with their mom.)

Text: 1 year later...

Maria: Now, I don't really want to tell this... but.... I was seeing you and your imaginary friend getting into arguments with Terrence, and I don't want myself or your dad having to deal with that anymore... so... I request you to get rid of that friend.

Bloo: Wait, what? So, this means... no more of us? (Bloo begins to cry, and he falls flat on the ground as tears puddle beneath him.)

Terrence: Ha! No more of your crummy friend... 'I AM FREE! YAAAAAAY!!!!!!' (he runs out of the room)

Bloo: Wait, hold on... Maybe I could enter a wrestling tournament to earn money... Yeah, that's what I should do.

(Fades to the tournament. and 2 Unlimited plays Get Ready for This)

Promoter: Now... his opponent, he's set to make his way to the ring, it's the man with a plan, and he'll try to catch Bleem if he can. It's the imaginary friend, the terrifying ghost, the strong, Blooregard Quentin Kazoo!

(Bloo has no idea if he has been asked to walk out, but is eventually answered by popcorn being thrown at him, and enters the arena.)

Bleem: You're a rip-off of me!

Bloo: No Way. You are! I'm the real version, and you're the poor man's version.

Promoter: What are we waiting for? Let's... get ready to rumble!

(The wrestlers then start fighting.)

(After a brief wrestling montage, Bleem balances Bloo on his hands, and throws him out of the ring. Bloo then climbs into the ring, and does one last wrestle, making Bleem faint.)

(The crowd cheers and applauds Bloo.)

Promoter: 'YES! THAT'S RIGHT! HE'S YOUR WINNER! THE IMAGINARY FRIEND, THE TERRIFYING GHOST, THE STRONG, BLOOREGARD QUENTIN KAZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

(A thief runs into the ring and steals all of the money from the promoter's pockets, and puts it in a money bag.)

Bloo: HEY! GET BACK YOU! (attempts a Rugby Tackle)

Promoter: Don't you DARE steal my money!

(The alarm starts to ring.)

Promoter: OK, EVERYONE CLEAR THE ARENA NOW! HE HAS JUST STOLE MY MONEY!

(The crowd screams.)

(Mac comes out of the crowd, and Mac and Bloo allow the thief, to escape for revenge.)

Thief (offscreen): IT'S SHOOTING TIME!

(They run out of the arena only to find out that Mac's father has been shot.)

Promoter: Stand back! Stand back!

(Mac runs through the crowd of people, avoiding the promoter.)

Mac: THAT'S MY FATHER! What happened?

Promoter: The thief. Your dad has been shot. We've just called the paramedics and they're on their way.

Mac: Dad...? DAD!

(Mark wakes up and is unable to speak, but eventually does.)

Mark: Son? Is that you?

Mac: Be here, dad. (He holds Mark's hand.)

Mark: See you in heaven. I'll not be dead... in your heart.

(Mark lets go of Mac's hand, and he dies.)

Mac: NO! No, no! (tearing up) Dad... Please tell me it's not true. Please! (sobbing)

(Mac and Bloo then confront the carjacker, only to realize that it was the same thief who stole the money.)

(Mac, Bloo, and the thief then go upstairs into the top of the building, open a window, and let the thief fall to his death as blood splatters onto the ground.)

(Cuts to a bedroom in the arena, where they come across a TV commercial for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.)

TV Commercial Narrator: Do you have an imaginary friend that has to move into another home? Well, you're in luck. There is a home where you can send in your imaginary friend in, and that is... Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. It's where you get to meet some new imaginary friends, that are big, small, hostile, passive, but most of them are friendly. There is never a dull moment there at all, so Madame Foster, the caring founder, recommends this. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - where good ideas are not forgotten.

(Mac and Bloo then high five each other, and the scene fades out.)

Part 3: Welcome to Foster's
Mac: OK mom, I've done packing my bags.

Maria: But first, don't forget your imaginary friend, Bloo. So, you ready?

Mac: Yes.

Maria: OK. (kisses Mac and hugs him)

Mac: (puts his backpack on) Come on, Bloo. Let's go.

(Mac leaves his home and closes the door, while his mom looks out the kitchen window.)

Maria: So long... son.

(They are met at the sprawling mansion by Mr. Herriman, the strict business manager.)

Mr. Herriman: Greetings, fellow customers. What can I do for you today?

Bloo: Well, we're here to live at this home, since my owner, Mac, has outgrown his age to have an imaginary friend.

Mr. Herriman: Outgrown his age? (chuckles) That's silly. But, I just need you to explain that in more detail.

(While Mac talks, there is a fast-forward effect which skips most of the explanation.)

Mac: And that, is why I'm here.

Mr. Herriman: That's a pretty good explanation, actually. Anyway, it's morning time here at Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. I'll call someone to show you around. (they start to walk inside of the home.) Miss Frances!

Frankie Foster: Yes, Mr. Herriman?

Mr. Herriman: I want to introduce you to two new people. Mac and Bloo.

Frankie Foster: So, these people are new, huh? Well, I can show these around then, if you want.

Mr. Herriman: OK, Miss Frances. You do your job, while I take care of the others.

Frankie Foster: Hey guys. Anyways, I'm here to show you around the house. Come on in.

(They walk inside the home and Frankie proceeds to show them around.)

Frankie Foster: So this, here, is the living room. So, it's pretty good, and...

Bloo: It looks really cool!

Frankie Foster: It's got a TV, a couch, two comfy chairs, it's got everything you need.

Mac: So, I can see the kitchen, and it looks cool too.

Duchess (offscreen): MISS FRANKIE FOSTER!!!!!

Frankie Foster: Umm... I.. I gotta go! Wilt, can you take over for me?

Wilt: Sure.

(Wilt enters the living room.)

Wilt: Hey, people. You sure are new, aren't you?

Bloo: Yes.

Mac: Dude, how many rhymes can you fit into this movie?

Bloo: Stop breaking the fourth wall, Mac.

Wilt: Anyways, let me introduce you to a variety of imaginary friends that live in this house. Come on!

(They walk up the stairs and into a room, where they meet Coco, Eduardo, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Jenny Wakeman, Shrek, Sonic, Woody, Jessie, Ren, Stimpy, the Eds, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Mickey, Goofy, Donald, Blu, Jewel, Ash Ketchum, Goku, Belle, Beast, Ashlynn Ella and Steve.)

Bloo: Wow... there are so many people here... I think I should meet them- Woah...…….

(Bloo's eyes turn into red hearts.)

(Turtles plays Happy Together)

(The camera zooms on Jenny.)

Bloo (while drooling and his heart pounds out of his chest): OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jenny blushes for a second or two, but as Bloo flies to her, the music stops, she notices Bloo's ghost body, and something bad happens.)

Jenny: A G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GHOST! (She runs around the room, while shapeshifting, and eventually rockets up and screams at the ceiling, and then flees away in terror while breaking a window)

Bloo: Uhhh…. I did NOT expect that.

Mac: It's not your fault. It's just the manufacturers at that imaginary friend lot, who were trying to make you friendly, but I guess they failed.

SpongeBob: I think he now has a crush on Jenny...

Mac: Well... OK... Let's just meet these people.

Text: But what happened with Terrence?

Terrence: But mom, I-

Maria: No, Terrence P. Mason, you don't act like that at all. And because of this, you have lost your video game privileges.

Terrence: Wait, no video games?

Mark: Oh yeah, no video games, so I'll be taking these with me! (He takes away Terrence's video games, which consist of Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto IV, Call of Duty: Black Ops, and some others)

(The scene reveals that they are actually in Terrence's bedroom.)

Mark: And I better not see you leave your room son, because you're grounded for 1 week!

Maria: Me neither!

(They both slam the door.)

Text: Back at FHFIF...

Bloo: So, that's Coco... who's this guy?

Eduardo: Oh, hey there. My name is Eduardo, I am a friendly Latin-American monster but I am scared of almost anything. I was created by a young girl named Nina to protect her from a dangerous neighborhood.

Wilt: Then, there's these guys who come from a strange town... South Park!

Eric Cartman: Hi. It's good to meet some new friends.

Kyle Broflovski: Shut up, fat boy!

Eric Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat, you piece of-

Wilt: Hold on, hold on, let's not get into a fight. Now, Mac and Bloo, these are the other two boys, Stan and Kenny, who are tender and sensitive and sexually knowledgeable, respectively. These are the other imaginary friends, which are SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Jenny, which is Bloo's crush, Shrek, Sonic, Woody, Jessie, Ren, Stimpy, and the Eds, which consist of Ed, Double D, and Eddy. Oh, and not to forget, there's Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Mickey Mouse, Goofy, Donald Duck, Blu, Jewel, Ash Ketchum, Goku, Belle, Beast, Ashlynn Ella and Steve too.

Bloo: I think this will be a good place to live at.

(Frankie then appears.)

Frankie Foster: But, if you stay here, you will be eligible for adoption if Mac is not around.

Mac: Sounds like a plan. Anyway, I promise to stop by after school tomorrow.

(Mac departs, taking Coco's eggs with him and leaving Bloo with his new housemates.)

Wilt: So, Bloo, this is where you will be sleeping for the night. It's our bedroom, which has a bunk bed, a single bed, a TV, and a remote.

(He notices Bloo sleeping. Because of this, he lets Bloo takes his bunk and he sleeps on the floor.)

Wilt: Well, a new imaginary friend has now been introduced to the house. But, that's enough for one night. It is now 10pm. Good night everybody.

(The light turns off.)

Part 4: Let the Chaos Ensue/A Normal Day
(the next morning, a rooster just flew and suddenly cackled)

Rooster: (cackling)

(and then cuts Mr. Herriman calling Frankie Foster with a foyer)

Mr. Herriman: Miss Frances, Miss Frances. Your presence is requested in the foyer. There is a family here that wishes to adopt.

Ren, Stimpy, the Eds and Homer: Adopt? Adopt? Adopt?

Wilt: (hears "adopt" while screwing in a light bulb into the chandelier) Adoption? Oh no, Bloo!

Eduardo: (stops vacuuming and runs out of a bedroom) Bloo!

Coco: (stops washing the dishes, shocked) Coco!

Goku: (shocked and gasps) Oh, No!

Alvin: Oh Crap!

Bloo: Adoption?! Lock the doors, seal all the windows, lock down all the exits, stops the oven. Whoa!

(Bloo is taken away by a stampede of imaginary friends)

Mr: Heriman: [over the speaker] Miss France-

Frankie: '''COMING!!! I'M COMING, YOU STUPID SPOLIED BRAT!!!'''

(As all of the imaginary friends run out of the hallway, Wilt came to the bathroom to find Bloo inside.)

Wilt: Bloo? Bloo!

Jenny Wakeman: Oh My Goodness!

TBA

Part 5: Spongebob goes to work/The Uganda Knuckles Invasion
TBA.

Part 6: At The Movies/At School
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Part 7: Next Door/Dr. Wakeman Berates Jenny
SpongeBob: My skills are good, aren't they?

(Meanwhile, he hits a ball that flies and breaks a house's window.)

Bloo: Um... SpongeBob... I think you have to go get it before you get caught.

(SpongeBob walks into the house and finds machinery and robotic parts strewn on the ground. He then walks closer, and what seems to be a terrifying figure, is revealed to be Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9.)

Jenny (while attempting to hand the baseball to SpongeBob): How did that end up here?

(SpongeBob screams in fear and runs out of the house, without taking the baseball.)

Jenny (sarcastically): Things are becoming very weird today, especially with that scaredy sponge.

(Outside, SpongeBob nervously and anxiously runs to the gang.)

SpongeBob: I ENCOUNTERED A HIDEOUS, BLOODTHIRSTY ROBOT!

(Cut to Nora Wakeman, who is looking out of one of the windows.)

Nora: XJ-9? Huh... she's never like this!

TBA.

Part 8: At the Library/Meet Jay and Romell/A Vision from 1997/Toonvile's History/Chased by a Ghost
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Part 9: Mario and Luigi meet Cappy
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Part 10: Mothers Against Rated R/The Sausage Party Gang on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon/ Sheila arrested The Sausage Party Gang
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Part TBA: It All Ends Here
TBA.