Burger vs. Burrito

Calvin: Hi. I'm fucking Calvin. I'm not fucking here to see you because stuff gave me a punishment.

Stuff: Me too.

Calvin: You did it!

Stuff: You did it!

Calvin: You said it!

Stuff: You said it!

Calvin: You spoke it!

Stuff: You spoke it!

Calvin: You did it!

Stuff: You did it!

Calvin: That's it stuff, IM GOING TO MY CLUBHOUSE, WELCOME TO THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! (slams the door)

Stuff: YOU TOO STUPIDLY ACTUALLY! (slams the door as Calvin)

Zippee: (greets the viewers and talks) Hi, I'm Zippee, so Calvin & Stuff are arguing in the school, so I'm the teacher now.

Calvin: Stupid Stuff.

Stuff: Stupid Calvin

Calvin and Stuff: YOU WON'T STAND A CHANCE! (wrathing a portal)

(The portal sucks up Calvin & Stuff)

Calvin & Stuff: Where are we?

Calvin the Burger: Well Hello, I'm Burger and this Burrito!

Stuff the Burger: Hi 5, dudes!

Calvin: WHAT?!

Stuff: A burger and a burrito, I know.

Calvin the Burger and Stuff the Burrito: Let's have fun!

Calvin & Stuff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fun music)

(At the end, Portal sucks up Calvin the Burger and Stuff)

Stuff: Its good to be home, right Calvin? Why are you a burger?

Calvin the Burger: I am Calvin. The burger Calvin back there. You are a burrito.

Stuff: Ugh!!

Stuff\Calvin: (crying)

Stuff\Calvin the Burger: What is the point?! Look at me!! Looooook at meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! I lost my Calvin friend! I'm just big old bully who doesn't care about loooooooooving!!!!!!!

Stuff\Stuff the Burrito: Oh no, Stuff, Calvin the Burger is me, we don't have Stuff or Calvin anymore. I want CALVIN SWUUUUUISH!!!!!

Stuff\Zippee: bark

The dog school floats to mars