Oh, Streetcar

Oh, Streetcar! is a musical version of Tennessee Williams' play A Streetcar Named Desire and was performed and produced from the show Duckman.

The Cast

 * Bernice - Blanche DuBois
 * Eric Duckman - Steve Hubbell
 * Iggy Catalpa- Stanley Kowalski
 * Sheldon
 * David Flanders - Harold "Mitch" Mitchell
 * Mai Lin
 * Sally
 * Cornfed - Pablo Gonzales
 * Lucy - Stella Kowalski

Long Before the Superdome

 * Sheldon:
 * Long before the Superdome,
 * Where the Saints of football play,
 * Lived a city that the damned call home.
 * Hear their hellish roundelay...

New Orleans

 * Ensemble:
 * New Or-le-ans,
 * Home of pirates, drunks, and courses,
 * New Or-le-ans,
 * Tacky overpriced souvenir stores.


 * If you want to go to Heaven, you should take a trip
 * To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Mississipi.


 * New Or-le-ans,
 * Joking, silly, wonderful, vile,
 * New Or-le-ans,
 * super, rights of, Community, foul.


 * New Or-le-ans,
 * Crummy, lousy, rarity, and rank,
 * New Or-le-ans.

I Though My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras
Woman:

What's the matter, honey, are you lost? Bernice:

I'm lookin' for ma sister, Stella.

Ma name is Blanche DuBois.

I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,

A neverending party...

Ha!

I'm a faded southern dame

Without a dime.

I am Just a Simple Paper Boy
Duckman:

I'm collecting for The Evening Star.

Bernice:

Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your lips.

Duckman:

I am just a simple paper boy,

No romance do I seek.

I just wanted forty cents

For my deliveries last week.

Will this bewitching floozy

Seduce this humble newsie?

Oh, what's a paper boy to...do?

(she kisses him)

Ole!

Stella!
Iggy Catalpa:

STELLA!!!

STELLA!!!

Can't you hear me yell-a?

You're puttin' me through Mell-a?

Stella, STELLA!!!!

She Flies

 * (instrumental)

The Kindness of Strangers

 * Bernice:
 * Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
 * Ensemble:
 * You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
 * To pluck up your spirits and shield you from dangers.
 * Bernice:
 * Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
 * Cast:
 * A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
 * You haven't met!
 * STREETCAR!