Ice Age: Landscape Damage/Transcript

Here is the transcript of Ice Age: Landscape Damage.

(20th Century Fox and Blue Sky Studios Logos appeared)

(We see Scrat is flying the UFO with his acorn after it crash down to earth and sees the cave tunnel to put his acorn on the hot springs which he accidentally make it a tornado in the universe and head towards the world)

(The title shows "Ice Age: Landscape Damage")

(As Manny and Peaches having a father-daughter time in a Valley and having fun playing snowball fights with Roger)

Peaches: You can't catch me!!

Manny: Oh yeah, We'll see about that, Fuzzball!

(He throws snowballs at Peaches, But misses and she hide under the bush)

Peaches: Miss me! (as Manny sneaks up on her as he throws it but missed again when she used her trunk to climb up the trees with her tail) Miss me, Miss me, Now you gonna kiss me!

Roger: We'll see about that. (slips on the ice)

Manny: Oh, You are good. But less smoother skills this time!

Peaches: Come on, Dad. Me, Smooth skills? In your dreams. But I think it's time to take five.

Manny: Well, That's enough fun for one day.

Peaches: (as she climbs down the tree with her trunk and tail, flipping under and over, and lands on the ground) You know, Dad. I was thinking..... Maybe I want to have a baby.

Manny: Oh sure, You can have a...... WHAT?!

Ellie: (as she shows up right next to Manny) Oh, That was uh...... Good call, Right? (sees Manny paused and elbows him)

Manny: Uh, Yeah. Right, That was good, Yeah!

Peaches: I probably should think of having it today, Or tomorrow, Or.... I'll think about it! (runs off).

Manny: What did she mean a baby? She's not even pregnant yet.

Ellie: C'mon, It's just what every parent need in their life.

Manny: Yeah, Like we had an only daughter.

Ellie: Manny, Just think about it. She'll have a kid and we can be grandparents. Isn't that what you wanted? A grandchild?

Manny: Yeah, It's just that I'm not ready to be a grandpa yet... A little... Oh, I don't know yet. (walking alone feeling disappointed)

(Ellie stand a looking at her husband upset, Crash and Eddie are using there tails upside down)

Crash: Are we missing something here?

Ellie: Not a clue, That is what's missing.

Roger: Don't worry, Ellie. You still got us. I mean, Come on! Me, Gertie and my dad joined the herd.

Ellie: Yes, Roger. I know what you mean.

(Meanwhile, Sid was carrying berries and heads over to his cave and Brooke was sitting on a rock holding a baby on her belly)

Sid: Brookey, I'm home!

Brooke: Oh, Thank you, Sid. It's just what I need for the baby.

Sid: Yeah, It is. I wonder if it's a boy or girl, Oh how about both! And it that will make it twins!!

Brooke: Oh, Sid. You're worrying too much. I don't know what it's going to be, It's like taking responsibility to raise children.

Roger: My dad liked to raise me when I was hatched from eggs with my sister, Gertie.

Sid: Yeah, Like I practically raise children.

Brooke: You do?

Sid: Oh yeah, It all started back in a day... (using his memories up top, And uses the flashbacks with baby dinos and mama dinosaur too) I raise three of my precious dinosaurs named Egbert, Shelly and Yoko. And I was happy too, Until the mother came to get them and me. But she save my life from the other dinosaur that was white. (as the memories erased it) And I asked her to take care of our kids.

Roger: Yeah, Like Gertie and Dad sometimes like to take me on adventures.

Brooke: So is she like your first wife or something?

Sid: No! No, Not really.

Roger: I'm gonna go check on Diego and Shira.

(Then, The mammal kids are playing each other. But there's something stalking with prey)

Zang: Shhhh, Watch the master when he's ready to start.

Nina: Now?

Zang: Not yet..... Okay, Now!

(Zang and Nina are preparing a gazelle, They run around the bush, Hop on the rocks. The gazelle was happy that they are gone, But Zang pouncing it)

Zang: Now, You have a head and neck, And I'll have a leg for me.

(As they prepare to eat him, Diego and Shira showed up with an angry faces)

Diego: ZANG!!

Shira: NINA!!

Both: Mom! Dad! (gets off the gazelle and it runs away)

Zang: What brings you two by?

Shira: Very disappointed, That's what bring us by! How many times do we have to tell you two about eating children?

Both and Roger: Never to eat a proper way.

Diego: That's exactly our point.

Zang: We didn't mean to scare him.

Nina: Yeah, We were just practicing at what you two do.

Roger: Sure you two were.

Shira: Roger, Do you mind? This is a parental conversation.

Roger: Sure, Right. My bad.

(Just as Roger took off, Diego and Shira continued their discussion with their cubs)

Nina: Besides, We were just practicing at what you two do. But it was all Zang's idea!

Zang: Nah ah, It was you who came along with me!

Nina: (face to face with her brother) Are not, not, not!

Zang: Are too, too, too!

Shira: That's enough, Both of you! This is getting out of hand.

Diego: And I think it's time to use a proper behavior in front of the both of you two.

Both: What?! But Dad...!

Shira: No buts! Now, Do as your father ask you to do.

Both: Yes, Mom.

(Later that night, The girls are having a baby shower to honor Brooke having a baby)

Brooke: I would like to thank you girls for coming to my baby shower.

Ellie: Are you kidding? We wouldn't miss it for the world with you, Girl.

Shira: Yeah, We're all here for you.

(thump)

Louis: Ow!

Brooke: What was that?

Louis: It's me, Louis. Have you seen Peaches?

Peaches: I'm right here, Louis. Don't you know this is a girls only baby shower?

Louis: I know. It's only for the baby.

Shira: Why don't you go hang out with Julian and Roger? I'm sure they could use some company.

Louis: You're right. I should be with Julian. Wait, Who is Roger?

Ellie: Just go!

Louis: Okay, okay.

(As Louis left the cave, the girls continued their time at the party)

Peaches: So, tell me, Aunt Brooke. Any cravings since you got pregnant?

Brooke: No, Not at all. Not particular reason.

(As Louis, Julian and Roger got acquainted, Sid came to hang out with Manny, Diego, Buck, Crash and Eddie for a guys night)

Sid: Hey, Guys. How're things going?

Manny: Not good, Peaches just started thinking about having a baby someday. I just don't know if I'm ready to be a grandpa or not.

Louis: Excuse me, sir. Who is Roger?

Roger: I am.

Louis: [Gasps) HE'S A DINOSAUR BIRD!!!

Gavin: Don't worry, He's not gonna eat you.

Louis: Another one!

Gertie: What? He's just friendly.

Louis: Oh crap, Another one!

Julian: Louis, Little buddy, It's okay. They're friends of ours.

Buck: And technically, They're my former enemies.

Gavin: We use to be, But not anymore.

Gertie: Because we're part of a herd now.

Louis: Oh, That explains a lot.

Roger: Yep, It does.

Julian: Far out. (fist bumps Roger and Louis) Now, I've got two guy besties.

Gertie: (hearing her stomach growl) I'm getting hungry.

Louis: Don't look at me.

Gavin: Gertie, I've heard the girls are having a baby shower for Brooke. Why don't you go check if there's food for ya.

Gertie: Sure, Pop.

(As Gertie took off, Gavin and Buck enjoyed their former rival reunion as Roger, Louis and Julien hang out. Then, Manny, Sid, and Diego sitting on rock, bush, and ground)

Manny: Guys, You wouldn't believe what I just heard in front of my daughter.

Diego: Well, What's the trouble with you two this time?

Manny: There's no trouble, Except she's been thinking about wanting to have a kid!

Julian: (as he shows up with Louis, Roger, Crash and Eddie at his back) A kid? What's so bad about that? It's like being a parent.

Manny: Oh yeah? How do you know about that, Mr. Smart Aleck?

Julian: We'll, My parents raised me when I was a kid. Until they we're gone for the extinction.

Louis: That's awful.

Sid: (sad face) Oh, You poor thing!

Roger: Even my Dad became a power hungry widower.

Manny: But not me! No daughter of mine will be having my future grandchild!

Diego: Manny, Come on. Aren't you being overprotective on her?

Manny: No! A little.

Sid: Come on. I mean, Just think about it, Manny. You and your grandkid playing together, telling stories or even spending time together. It's just like a happy family!

Manny: Yeah, Like my other family got killed by the humans.

Julian: I'm sorry.... The what now?

Diego: It's a long story, He doesn't want to talk about that one.

Manny: So, What I mean is if Peaches want to have a future grandson... Or granddaughter, I'd rather be dead!

Sid: Don't say that! You are not that old (as Manny glares at him) Much.

Julian: We'll, I hate to interrupt this, But I think there's a tornado made of ice coming towards us.

Manny: Julian, There are no tornadoes around here.

Sid: Oh yeah? Then what will you call that? (points at an ice tornado came closer and destroys the valley)

Diego: My advice, That would be a tornado. I'll warn Shira and the cubs. Manny, You, Crash and Eddie will do it to Ellie and Peaches. Roger, Find your Dad and Gertie. And Sid, You do the same to Brooke as well. And we'll tell Buck too.

Louis: What about me?

Manny: (wraps his trunk around him) You're with me, Wiener.

(They run to the baby shower party, and girls was talking)

Ellie: So, Ladies. It's present time! Who wants to start first?

Peaches: I do! (holding a stuff sloth a puts it on the rock) It's been a gift to me when I was a kid.

Brooke: That's so nice of you, Peaches. Thank you. So, Who's next?

(Then, Manny, Sid, Diego, Julian, Louis, Crash and Eddie finally shows up at a baby shower party).

Shira: What are you boys doing here? This party is for girls only!

Diego: We hate to interrupt with a girl party, But we have a tornado coming through.

Sid: Yeah, And it's made of ice too!

Ellie: Oh, Come on. There's no tornados around here. Now, Can you guys leave us alone so we can have.... (gasp and saw a tornado coming towards them and destroys it too) Go! Go! Hurry! Move!!

(The herd starts to run, And the mammals panicking and running)

Palaeotherium: It's a twister!!

Shira: (as they start running and stops) Diego, The kids!!

Diego: We'll find them! You three! (looks at Louis, Crash and Eddie) Help us find the cubs!

Louis: Yes, Sir!

Crash and Eddie: Okey dokey artichokey!

Eddie: What's artichokey stands for?

Diego: Just go find them!!!

(As Diego, Shira, Crash and Eddie go sideways to search for Zang and Nina).

Diego: Zang?!

Shira: Nina?!

Diego: Where are you?!

Crash: Dorothy?!

Eddie: Auntie Em?!

Louis: Zang!? Nina!?

(As Louis, Crash and Eddie stops, And starts looking, Then they spotted Zang and Nina hiding under the tree hole).

Crash: Come on! Your parents are looking for you!

Nina: Thanks, Guys!

Louis: Hurry!

(As they follows Louis, Crash and Eddie, They spotted Shira and Diego, And run towards them)

Shira: Are you two okay?

Both: Mom!

Diego: Come on, We gotta keep moving!

(As they run, they follow Manny, Julian, Ellie, Sid, Peaches, Buck and Brooke and finds a cave)

Manny: Quick! In the cave! (as they quickly run in the cave, But Buck goes back out with his knife and fights over it) Buck, What are you doing?!

Buck: This one's on me, Mammals! I've been expecting this!

Louis: You gotta be kidding me.

Manny: Will you get outta there!!!

(Manny used his trunk to pull him back in. Then, The cave rolls up and starts spinning around. As the herd holding each other and sees a molehog riding a stick and uses a wicked witch laugh and when it stops).

Diego: I think it's over.

(But it crash down to the ground)

(Meanwhile at Geotopia, Shangri Llama was meditating with the other Geotopians while Granny was massaging by Teddy).

Granny: Just a little on the right (Teddy massages her legs with his feet) Your other right, Teddy!

Teddy: Hey, Don't get sassy with me, Gladys. I'm doing the best I can!

Shangri Llama: Now, Now, Yhere's no need to get violent. Just relax your mind, Breath in and out. (Geotopians breathing in and out as they meditate) Now, You're getting it.

Granny: What in the world? (sees a tornado destroying the valley) Teddy, Look!

Teddy: (He seeing a tornado destroying the valley) I never seen an tornado made of ice before.

Granny: Well, We better take a look and see if we can find my idiotic grandson. Hey, Llama! There's a tornado coming straight over there! So, We need to split up, find my grandson and his friends!

Shangri Llama: Oh, Please. He's obviously taking care of us.... (Granny grabbed his beard with an angry stare)

Granny: I said we need to split up and find my grandson! So you better do as I told you, Horn Neck!

Shangri Llama: Yes, Ma'am.

Teddy: (looks at Granny walk out and looks at Shangri Llama) Oh, She hustle you good!

(While the herd are out of the cave, They see their homes destroyed)

Manny: Guys, I have a feeling we're not at home anymore.

Sid: What are you talking about? We're are home.

Diego: No, Sid. He means it's ruined.

Julian: Well, Look on a bright side. We still have each other.

Peaches: (holds Julian's trunk) Yeah, I know.

Buck: For once, He's right. We made it through a tornado. And most important thing is we're all together!

(Then someone is coming from the bush and the herd stand together, Sid and Brooke hold each other, Diego and Shira protects the cubs, Manny, Ellie, Peaches and Julian hang on each other along with Louis, Crash and Eddie. It was Granny, Shangri Llama, Teddy, Gavin, Gertie and Roger)

Granny: I should've taken my way. But no, You taking yours!

Roger: Hi, Guys. Did we miss something?

Sid: Granny, Is that you?

Granny: Who do you expect, Sidney, The Fairy Godmother?

Sid: Oh my god, It is you!

Diego: Yeah, I mean look at you, You look so...... different.

Shira: Did you get a haircut?

Granny: No.

Manny: Did you lose weight?

Granny: No!

Ellie: So what happen to you? How do you get so......?

Granny: Oh that, I was on a hot tub. And now, I'm beautiful!

(Everybody looks at her with an awkward face)

Zang: Who she again?

Gavin: When Gertie and I had a little father daughter conversation, Roger came and warned us about that tornado.

Buck: Now that we're all here, It's time to come up with a plan! (use a stick and draws it on the sand) Okay, Mammals, And Dino Birds. So, We are here, And a tornado is here. So, Here's what we're going to do. You see those twisters? It caused several extinctions in the past and with a massive one still incoming, But we can find the only place that we could find a clue to stop it on the site of the impact of the previous ones! Any questions?

Manny: (they paused and looks at him) Can you excuse us for a minute? Herd huddle (he and his friends huddles up together) Was that even necessary?

Diego: He does have point, Manny.

Ellie: Maybe it's our only hope to save our home and the entire world.

Peaches: I agree with Mom, Dad.

Shira: So do I.

Julian: Yeah!

Sid: What do you say, Manny?

Manny: (looks at his family and friends) Alright, Herds permission! Herd? (puts his trunk in center)

Sid: (puts his hand on Manny's trunk) You know it!

Diego: (puts his paw on Sid's hand) Count me in, Buddy.

Ellie: Let's do this. (puts her trunk on Diego's paw, Shira put's her paws on Sid's hand, Crash and Eddie slides down on Ellie's trunk and put their hands on her, Peaches puts her trunk on Shira's paw, Julian puts his trunk on Peaches', Zang puts his paws on Julian's trunk, Nina puts her paws on Zang's paw and Louis place his hand on Nina's paw)

Gavin: You still trust them, Roger?

Roger: I always do, Dad. They still need us more then ever.

Gertie: Well, We're still a herd.

Gavin: Alrghty then, Count us in. (as he puts his claw on Louis' hand with Gertie and Roger puts theirs on their father's)

Granny: How can I say no to that! (puts her hands on Roger's claw, Teddy puts his hands on Granny's. Everyone stares at Shangri Llama)

Shangri Llama: What?

(Still looking at him with a glare face).

Shangri Llama: Okay, Fine! (puts his hoof on Teddy's hand).

Manny: Alright, What do have to do first?

Buck: Leave it to me.

(Back in the tunnel Scrat wears a light helmet, and looks at the map, and leads to the acorn tunnels, But as he heard someone growling and run panicked but he used a rope after falling off the cliff feel the pain on the cactus under his bottom)

(In the meantime, The Herd followed Buck wherever he leads them)

Buck: Stay close, Mammals and Dino Birds. We've got a long journey ahead.

Louis: And how long are we talking about, Buck?

Buck: Well, Kid. It would take us about hours or at least a few days.

Louis: That long!?

Buck: Pretty much.

Louis: Before we go extinct?

Buck: Obviously.

Louis: (in tears) Oh, I don't like the looks of this. (buries his face into Buck's fur)

Buck: Oh come on, It's not that bad.

Louis: (sobbing)

Buck: Get a hold of yourself.

Louis: (wipes his tears away) Sorry, I get emotional at long trails.

Buck: Alright, Everyone. Chop chop!

(Gavin is walking with Gertie and Ellie)

Gavin: You sure you and Ellie are doing okay, Gertie.

Gertie: I'm sure, Pop.

Ellie: You doing okay with us recently, Gavin?

Gavin: Well, ever since my dad raised me to be vicious killer, I've been acting a lot like him on Gertie and Roger.

Ellie: It's okay, fathers always do stuff like that. Take Manny for example, he sometimes get overprotective for Peaches only because he loved her.

Gertie: You do have a good point, Ellie.

Ellie: (smiles) Thanks, Gertie.

Gertie: So, Pop. Do you think we'll find a new home soon?

Gavin: We will, Gertie. And because Roger trust you guys, it's good enough for us.

Ellie: That's great, Gavin.

(So, Gavin and Gertie took their flight in search for any safe area)

(Louis approches Roger)

Louis: So, Your name is Roger.

Roger: Yes it is.

Louis: Just thought I ask.

Roger: So, You were best friends with Peaches?

Louis: Yes, But she got engaged to Julian and they are married.

Roger: Now I understand! YOU love her.

Louis: Yeah, But more like a brotherly love.

Roger: Then why did you left the herd? You chose to stay with your family?

Louis: Because I was afraid that she dosen't need me anymore.

Roger: That's not true, Louis. You're still best friends with Peaches, And I'm sure she and Julian will need you.

Louis: (voice breaking) W-well, it looks like she doesn't need me anymore. (starts crying and buries his face into Roger's chest)

Roger: (comforting Louis) It's OK.

Buck:

Louis:

Roger: