Shift Critter Misbehaves to See Uglydolls/Grounded

Linny: We are going to see Uglydolls!

Shift Critter: Heck No! There’s no way I’m seeing the Uglydolls! I wanna stay at home and watch Paw Patrol!

Tuck: You are not watching Paw Patrol! We are going to see Uglydolls and That’s Final!

(At the Theatre)

Shift Critter: Let’s See what Movies are going to suck or not!

Announcer: Detective Picachu, Coming May 10, 2019!

Shift Critter: Heck No! That movie is going to suck because Pokémon ripped off Abby Hatcher, Which was Bad Enough! Dinosaur King is Better!

Announcer: The Secret Life of Pets 2! Coming June 7th!

Shift Critter: That Movie is Going to suck because It is made by the same company as Despicable Me!

Announcer: Paprika: The Movie! Coming June 14, 2019!

Shift Critter: That Movie is Going to suck because I hate all Shows made by Xilam except for Zig and Sharko!

Announcer: The Lion King! Coming July 19, 2019!

Shift Critter: That Movie is Going to suck because It will be overrated just like all the other Lion King Stuff! And I am so freaking happy that The Lion Guard is getting cancelled after Season 3!

Announcer: Dora and the Lost City of Gold! Coming August 9, 2019!

Shift Critter: Yes! That movie will rock! Woohoo!

Ming Ming: Why the Heck are you excited for The Dora Movie? You know it’s going to suck!

Shift Critter: Cause Dora the Explorer’s way better than Ni Hao Kai Lan and Adventure Time!

Announcer: And Now, Our Feature Presentation!

Shift Critter: Oh My God! I am going to get out my phone and play The Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty Theme Song!

(Plays the RBUK Theme Song)

Linny: Shift Critter! How dare you play the RBUK Theme Song! That’s It! We’re going home!

Tuck: We told you not to bring your phone!

Ming Ming: You are grounded until Paw Patrol gets cancelled! Go to your room now!

Shift Critter: Noooooooooo!