To Cocky Wally Walrus (Short)/Transcript

'''WARNING: The following transcript contains words that some readers may find uncomfortable. Viewer discretion is advised.'''


 * (Wally Walrus in his kitchen cooking soup and slurping)
 * Wally Walrus: Mmm! This tomato soup is delicious
 * (He sings My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean, Woody Woodpecker peeks in the kitchen and sneaks)
 * Woody Woodpecker: Ooooh. Wally Walrus something is cooking!
 * (He crawling in the floor to Wally Walrus; Woody Woodpecker takes a match and put on the Wally's feet; Woody Woodpecker striking his match to Wally's feet and Wally Walrus sniffing and looks where his feet start burn)
 * Wally Walrus: (gasps and screams)
 * (He flies up and falls down in the floor; Wally Walrus run off to the bathroom opening water sink and puts his a foot in the sink and relaxing; Woody Woodpecker adding many salts in tomato soup)
 * Woody Woodpecker: (gasps)
 * (He runs off; Wally Walrus came in the kitchen and slurping his soup; he coughs, wheezing and screehing; Wally Walrus runs and flies up around, Woody Woodpecker watching where Wally Walrus flies around, and Wally Walrus fell in the floor; Wally Walrus gets up from the floor with red and blue stars and circling her head and shaking her head)
 * Woody Woodpecker: Whatcha doin' Wally Walrus? You need help.
 * Wally Walrus: (to Woody Woodpecker) YOU STUPID WOODPECKER! What's this crap?
 * Woody Woodpecker: You know it. Wally.
 * Wally Walrus: Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! You fucking crazy woodpecker, you messed up, my soup is all in salt. Now I have to cook again and now get out of here
 * Woody Woodpecker: (dramatically) So, do you want me to freak out. (bad voice acting) Wally Walrus!!!! You bastard!!!! Right now I'll give you "get out of here" so don't seem enough!
 * Wally Walrus: (nervous) Oooh, well I'm sorry Woody Woodpecker (nervous laughs)
 * Woody Woodpecker: (sniffs) Hey! What the fuck is that?
 * Wally Walrus: What! Oh no no no Woody, this is my mother's picture, you won't belive it Woody.
 * Woody Woodpecker: Oooh Wally, how did I bother you. (bad voice acting) So your asshole is tanned (loudly) YES!!!
 * Wally Walrus: Fuck you!
 * Woody Woodpecker: No! (angrily) I kill you stupid cunt.
 * Wally Walrus: Yeah fuck you!
 * Woody Woodpecker: You yourself.
 * Wally Walrus: No! It's nothing, I'm here an honored worker at the spaceport and constructions, Coliseum, seen, my job. (laughs)
 * Woody Woodpecker: (to audience) This fagot already fucked me! (he slaps Wally's face) Now listen you stupid moron, you're already starting to bother me. (dramatically) But I will cook here. (normal tone) I will cook your fucking spaghetti with meatballs, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, (laughs and pecking Wally's head)
 * (He run off from the kitchen and Wally Walrus too, then Woody runs back to the kitchen and slams the door; Wally Walrus hits in the door and rapidly knocking)
 * Wally Walrus: Open up the door! (continues rapidly knocking) Open up or I'll throw you out!
 * (Woody Woodpecker hung the inscription "No Vacancy" on the door; he close his door)
 * Wally Walrus: By yiminy, I think I'll use the fucking weapons.