The Strange Case of Dr. Jackel and Mr. Snyde transcript

Prologue: Opening Theme Song Intro
Mario (cartoon head): "Hello, it's a me, Mario, please a sit a back and enjoy The All-New Super Mario Bros. Super Show."

[Super Mario Bros. Theme Music Plays In Background]

It's the Mario brothers

and plumbin's their game

They're not like the others who think they're so lame

if your faucet's in trouble  

you can call them on the double 

They're faster than the others

you'll be hooked on the brothers 

uh

h-hooked on the brothers

gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme

yo

you're in for a treat 

so hang on to your seat

get ready for a journey and remarkable feats

you'll meet Bowser, the Goombas, Peach, Daisy and the others 

hangin' with the plumbers 

you'll be hooked on the brothers 

to the brink

uh, uh

I say a h-h-h-h-hooked on the brothers.

the brothers

the brothers

Scene 1: Mario Bros. Plumbing Headquarters
Mario and Luigi are playing chess.

Mario: "Check mate."

Luigi: "Don't take dis pe'sonally, Mario, we played dis game befo'e in ou' enti'e lives."

[Knock On Door]

Mario: "Now who could dat be?"

Mario and Luigi open the door to see Dr. Jackel with his transformation potion experiments.

Luigi: "Hey, you must be Dr. Jackel."

Dr. Jackel: "That's exactly right, and you must be the Super Mario Brothers."

Mario: "We hea'd you transform into Mr. Snyde when you drink dat transfo'mation potion."

Dr. Jackel: "I only do it when I'm feeling up to it."

The cartoon animated Mario head logo appears right on the television screen.

Mario and Luigi are helping Dr. Jackel set up his transformation potion experiments.

Mario: "Okay, here we go, dat about does it, Dr. Jackel,"

Luigi: "now we'll just need tuh wait and see if yo' gonna tu'n intuh Mr. Snyde o' not."

Dr. Jackel: "You guys just wait and find out, I'm gonna test out this transformation potion myself."

Mario: "Don't hu't yo'self dere."

Dr. Jackel takes 1 sip of the transformation potion and begins feeling a bit cringy.

Dr. Jackel: "I'm beginning to feel a bit cringy, what's going on with me?"

Dr. Jackel begins transforming into Mr. Snyde.

Mr. Snyde: "Mario, Luigi, I should thank you for bringing me into your plumbing headquarters."

Mario: "Holy tortellini, Luigi, I doan believe he ackshully did it."

Mr. Snyde: "Time to hunt and destroy."

Luigi: "I tink yo' absolutely right, Mario,"

Peach: "we'd better follow him right away,"

Daisy: "let's go,"

Toad: "come on,"

Toadette: "we can't let him escape from here."

Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Toad and Toadette begin following Mr. Snyde around the entire building.

Mario (off screen): "Stick around, paisanos, De All-New Supa Mario Brudda's Supa Show will be right back, right after these commercial breaks."

Commerical Break Number 1

Commercial Break Number 2