The Muppets Lord of the Power Rings/Transcript

Prologue: Cobbiton/Sitting underneath a shady tree
Robin/Modo is reading his journal entries 'til Sam/Randolph arrives driving a horse drawn carriage.

Robin/Modo: "Randolph, you're late."

Sam/Randolph the Gray: "Modo Backings, I'm never late, I just arrive precisely when I attend to."

Robin/Modo: "So did you get the fireworks?"

Sam/Randolph the Gray: "Yes, of course I did, right here, in my satchel bag."

Robin/Modo and Sam/Randolph walk around to take their seats and wait for Pops/Dildoy to say his speech.

The banner reads: Happy 101 Birthday, Dildoy!

Sam/Randolph: "When's your Uncle Dildoy gonna make his speech?"

Robin/Mondo: "He'll be here any single minute now."

Pops/Dildoy walks around right up to the podium.

Shamwise, Griffin and Parry and the other Cobbits are sitting right in the back row.

Pops/Dildoy: "My fellow Cobbits, today's my 101st birthday, I'm half as tall as all of you, but half as short as all of you, I'm feeling a bit stretched like whipped cream spread across too much jell-o."

[Music In Background]

Pops/Dildoy: My entire life has been a series of adventures

and now it's a great big trencher

I want some place to go

where there's no place to flow

I really wanna leave

I believe I wanna leave

I don't wanna grieve

but I'm no thief

Pops/Dildoy grabs the power ring and goes right back inside his cobbit house.