Everything Wrong With Peppa Pig: The Movie

By CinemaSins

Narrated By Jeremy Scott

Everything Wrong With Peppa Pig: The Movie

In 40 Minutes or Less

Spoilers!!

(duh..)


 * 1. Do I have to sin this? *sigh* Fine. (Shows logos in fast-motion.) 2 frickin' minutes of 21, yes, 21 goddamn logos! Seriously, did it really need that many companies to work on this film?
 * 2. (Peppa: I'm Peppa Pig.) Nice to meet you, my name is "I don't care".
 * 3. 16 seconds of introducing her family to us later..
 * 4. (Peppa: Peppa Pig.) Roll credits.
 * 5. (Narrator: This was our Pig, Peppa!) I know who she is, because she introduced herself a few seconds ago, Narrator.
 * 6. Plus, what do you mean by was? Is she dead?
 * 7. (George: Look! There's Dinosaurs watching us!) What the f*ck are you talking about? The Dinosaurs are extinct. Didn't they teach you this in school? And, are you breaking the fourth wall?
 * 8. (Richard Rabbit: Ooh! Music video.) Why, why the f*ck would a parent let a kid watch rap music?
 * 9. (Mummy Pig: For the last time, we aren't going after what happened last week.) I'm sorry, did I miss something or are you guys arguing for no reason?
 * 10. (George Crying.) Crybaby.
 * 11. (Narrator: Oh dear, George! Fine.) Who said that? Was it you, Narrator?
 * 12. Also, Narration.
 * 13. (Let's set up the stage, where it all began!) Where what began? Are you gonna act out all that happen last week? Cause, I'd rather see if my cat's plotting to kill me than watch this sh*t.
 * 14. (Mummy Pig: Isn't this stage a little to high?) You do know she didn't really meant that, right?
 * 15. (Narrator: Now, let's see what happens at Potato Land.) No, f*ck you! F*ck this movie! I don't what to see what f*cking happens at Potato Land! Why did you want me to sin this sh*tty movie? Why can't you let me sin something else? Like The Emoji Movie? Would you leave if I told you everything is wrong with this sh*t?
 * 315. Before I continue, I'm giving 300 sins for every bastard that help on this, including the unnecessary logos at the scrolling credits.
 * 316. And an additional one for thinking DC.
 * 317. (Mr. Potato: Attention! My evil, cousin Lord Fry...) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... you're Cousin's name is Lord Fry?
 * 318. (Mr. Potato: ...Has come to take over the world!) Wait, evil Cousin? Wanting to take over world? Where have I heard this plot before? Wait, maybe it's some sort of trick to kidnap them.
 * 319. (Mr. Potato: I need someone to help me on this mission.) Well, you can ask anyone to help, but I'm not going, you talking potato.
 * 320. (Rebecca Rabbit: Aw, no thanks These two minutes of logos where enough!) You think?
 * 321. (Mr. Potato: I have decided, Peppa, George, Suzy, and Richard, I want you to join me.) So you can kidnap them?
 * 322. (Rebecca Rabbit: Farewell, little bro.) You do know you'll see him again, right?
 * 323. (Mummy Pig: Good luck on the mission you two!) What? You just gonna let your kids go on a dangerous mission that they might or might not return from? What kind of parents ARE you?
 * 324. (Daddy Pig: Make sure you bring home plenty of pretzels.) Seriously? You're not gonna stop them from endangering their lives? What a bunch on a**holes!
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