Rennee Dillon's Super Smash Bros: Infinity/Trailer Transcripts

New Fighters Announcement Trailer

 * Oggy: That's a great battle, Jack.
 * Jack: Don't Mention It, Oggy.
 * (Teleport Appears)
 * (All Gasped)
 * SwaySway: This is it Bap. The moment comes down to this.
 * (The Teleport reveals Dot Comet)
 * All: Huh?
 * Spongebob: I Though it's just a...
 * (Dot Comet turns up the volume)
 * Dot: HELLLLOOOOOOOO.
 * Patrick: Woah, That was loud.
 * Dot: Allow me to introduce myself.
 * Bhudeuce: I know who you are.
 * Dot: What?
 * Bhudeuce: Congrats on joining Smash, Dot Comet.
 * Olivia: Anyway, You sure you didn't hurt anyone, Right?
 * Dot: Oh, I will be. (Uses her Final Smash)
 * Ketta: It's Flying cards.
 * Dot: Okay, (Takes a selfie of herself) Who's Next.
 * (Dot Comet Taps, Swipes, And Scrolls Into Battle)
 * Twilight Sparkle: How come a jewish little girl get here.
 * Discord: Well, We're just getting started. (Evil Laughs)
 * Twilight Sparkle: Discord.
 * Discord: Yes, It is Me.
 * (Discord Is Ready For Chaos)
 * Discord: I hope i'll beat you all.
 * Oonski: Hey Breadwinners.
 * SwaySway and Bhudeuce: Oonski?
 * Oonski: Oonski must destroy you.
 * (Oonski Beats Out And Steals In)
 * T-Midi: Oh no you don't
 * (T-Midi whacks Oonski with a pan)
 * T-Midi: Stay Down!, Can i join you?
 * (T-Midi Is Fancy Enough To Fight)
 * T-Midi: Cause if you say yes, I'll beat you all with my mother.
 * Sandy Cheeks: YEEHAA!, Coming through.
 * SpongeBob: Sandy!
 * Sandy: Yep, That's my name, Don't wear it out.
 * (Sandy Cheeks Saddles Up)
 * Hal: You almost forgot me guys.
 * Dot: Hal, How you did you get here.
 * Hal: With my hooverboard.
 * (Hal Loves Roleplay and Hates Spiders)
 * Peppa: I hope my daddy's next.
 * Daddy Pig: Ho-Ho, Yes, I'm here. Unless my tummy gets mad at the other fighters.
 * (Daddy Pig Fits Into The Battle)
 * Daddy Pig: But, Get ready for three more announced fighters.
 * Mr. Magoo: Ha Ha, You'll never get my lunch.
 * (Mr. Magoo Is Ready To Battle)
 * Mr. Magoo: Can't catch me you too.
 * Fizz: MAAGGGGOOOOOOOO!
 * (Fizz Is One Evil Cat With A Plan To Fight)
 * Fizz: I'll get you for this.
 * Weazel: Wait for it, Boss.
 * (Weazel's Coming For You)
 * Butterbean: But that's not all, I have arrived.
 * (Butterbean Cooks Into Battle)
 * Patrick: Wow!, Talk about first class.
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, This is very dangerous.
 * Narrator: The gang's all here, In Super Smash Bros: Infinity.
 * (Coming April 2019)