Four Dimensions of Greta

Four Dimensions of Greta (1972) is a low budget British comedy sexploitation film, directed by Pete Walker, featuring four 3-D film sequences. It was the first British film to be made in 3-D,[1] and the tagline on the poster read, "A girl in your lap".[2] The film is also known as "The Three Dimensions of Greta".

Plot
Hans a young German journalist arrives in London to write an article about au-pair girls, but is requested by friends to investigate the whereabouts of their teenage daughter Greta. He interviews four individuals who all paint distinctly different pictures of the missing girl - each revealing a different aspect or dimension. These reminiscences constitute the film's 3-D sequences. Hans finally tracks down Greta and discovers she has been kidnapped by an East End gangster.[3][1]

Cast

 * Hans Weimar ...	Tristan Rogers
 * Sue ...	Karen Boyes
 * Carl Roberts ...	Alan Curtis
 * Greta Gruber ...	Leena Skoog
 * Roger Maidment ...	Robin Askwith
 * Big Danny ...	Bill Maynard
 * Percy ...	Kenneth Hendel
 * Schikler ...	Martin Wyldeck
 * Hotel Porter ...	Ivor Salter
 * Frau Gruber ...	Pearl Hackney
 * Phil the Greek ...	John Clive
 * Johnny Maltese ...	Nick Zaran
 * Mrs Marks ...	Carole Allen
 * Fred Sharprock ...	Ralph Ball
 * Footballer ...	Derek Keller
 * Frau Schikler ...	Elizabeth Bradley
 * American Woman ...	Marion Grimaldi
 * Gruber ...	Godfrey Kenton
 * Manchester Businessman ...	Tom Mennard
 * Karen Gruber ...	Erika Raffael
 * Policeman ...	Max Mason
 * Serena ...	Felicity Devonshire
 * Villain ...	Steve Emerson
 * Kirsten ...	Jane Cardew
 * Cyn ...	Minah Bird
 * Policeman ...	Mike Stevens
 * Degenerate ...	Richard O'Brien
 * Police Sergeant ...	Les Clark
 * Hippie ...	Steve Patterson
 * Hippie ...	Mike Brittain
 * Waiter ...	Pete Walker

Critical reception

 * The Spinning Image wrote, "thrusting a banana at the camera is evidently not as erotic as director Pete Walker might have hoped." [4]
 * The Digital Fix noted an "amusingly daft sex film" [5]
 * DVD Drive-in said, "although the title boasts "3-dimensional," the characters are almost all 1-dimensional...Only Robin Askwith(star of Horror Hospital and numerous "Confessions" and "Carry On" flicks) turns in a memorable performance as a shabby footballer romantically tied to Greta." [1]