The City of Laughterville

Transcript
(Opening Scene: Townsville background, preparing for the 6th annual happiness Carnival)

Narrator: The city of Townsville, the happiest town on earth, (cut to all of the towns people going to the carnival) but today, is the happiest day of all, as young and old alike gather from far and wide, to celebrate their civic joy at the 6th annual happiness carnival."

Narrator: Jugglers, clowns, fire eaters, it's so totally awesome, look for a roller-coaster!" (shudders, then clears throat)

Narrator: "You couldn't find more excitement anywhere else, except for haps in the home of 3 of Townsville's most excitable and happy young citizens, the Powerpuff Girls."

Scene cuts to inside the Powerpuff Girls' house..........

Bubbles: "Hooray!"

Blossom: "We're going to......."

Buttercup: "The carnival!"

Professor Utonium: "Better hurry up, girls, or we'll be late."

Blossom: "I'm baking a pie......"

Buttercup: "We're entering the dog show...."

Bubbles: "And I'm entering the 6th annual happiest citizen contest......."

Cut to Professor Utonium in the white sports car........

Professor Utonium: "Let's go, girls.........."

Bubbles: "Coming, Professor!"

Professor Utonium: "I'm looking forward to this just as much as you are........"

Powerpuff Girls: "Yay!"

Powerpuff Girls: La, la, la, la, la, la, we're going to the carnival

la, la, la, la, la, la, we're going to the carnival

Narrator: Ah, the sound of children laughing, how sweet it is, but all is not sweetness and like, Powerpuff Girls, if you listen closely, (sounds of laughing sounds can be heard) you can hear the sounds of laughing from above a circus on an island, an island surrounded, by a sea of juggling balls.

Stanley the Clown: (Laughing) "Listen to them, the citizens of Townsville, they all sound so.......so happy......and I am so........(Laughs) funny!"

Stanley the Clown continues laughing, then honks his nose.......and comes up with a plan.

Stanley the Clown: "But I, Stanley the Clown, shall have.....my revenge!"

Stanley the Clown: "I've invented a machine called the Silly Ray........which'll take every ounce of happiness in my clown body and turn it into pure happy energy, that'd unleash upon those stupid happy people in Townsville, making them all laughing and silliness.......(He laughs again...........) but making me so happy and human!"

Stanley the Clown laughs again........but activates the Silly Ray.........

Stanley the Clown lets out his wacky evil laughter.........

The scene goes over to a police officer giving out ticket forms...........

Narrator: Uh oh, Townsville, watch out, Stanley the Clown has made good on his threat, and unleashed his laughing ray.

The police officer's mouth smiles...........and he begins laughing uncontrollably.

Cut to a banker and a bank robber.........

Narrator: It looks funny, folks, not even the law is outside his evil grasp!

Bank Robber: (laughs uncontrollably) "Buddy!"

Banker: (laughs uncontrollably) "Pal!"

The banker and the bank robber break out laughing..........

Narrator: Just look at all these happy young suspecting people be plunged into silliness..........and what's silly is........it's headed for the carnival!"

Cut to the carnival.........

Barker: "Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and see the 8th wonder of the world, it's stupendous, it's colossal, it's.........(BOING) (Laughing) it's true...........go away, silliness......the show's a total fake!" (He laughs uncontrollably again.........)

Ventriloquist: "Well, well, well, Frisbee, you're looking perky today, how's about a little song?" (BOING)

The ventriloquist breaks out laughing........then takes 1 swig of ice cold water, which causes silliness outta Frisbee's nose and he laughing as well too.

Cut to the happy competition..........

Narrator: (laughing) A laughing happy competition!"

The narrator breaks down laughing...........

Mayor of Townsville: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Townsville's 6th annual happiest citizen contest......(he takes out an envelope), and now, ladies and gentlemen, the happiest citizen of Townsville is....Bubbles!"

Bubbles' frowning face transforms into a smiling face........

Mayor of Townsville: "Here you go, my dear........"

The Mayor of Townsville gives Bubbles the trophy........

Bubbles: "Thank you so very, very much, this is the happiest moment of my life....."

The Silly Ray effects the entire audience, and the audience starts to laugh in silliness

Blossom: (laughing) "What's going on, Professor?"

Professor Utonium: (laughing) "We're suffering from the effects from the Silly Ray, it's a ray that can take 1 person's happiness and spread it to thousands of people at a time."

Talking White Dog: (laughing) "How does he know all this stuff?"

Buttercup: (laughing) "He's the professor, he knows everything!"

Blossom: (laughing) "I like it, who could be such a good old creep that he'd wanna turn Townsville into a bunch of laughing clown-arounds."

All of the citizens laugh uncontrollably in a row..........

Stanley Simpson: "Me........Stanley the Clown........or as I'm now known these days.......Stanley Simpson!" (He breaks out laughing uncontrollably.)

Stanley Simpson: "Congratulate me, Laughterpuff Girl, I've got this contest to you for 6 years running......but now....thanks to the wonders of technology...........(he puts the trophies onto Bubbles' hands) I'm Townsville's happiest citizen!"

Stanley Simpson breaks out laughing uncontrollably again............

Close up of Bubbles with trophies on their hands...........

Bubbles starts laughing as well too...........

Blossom: (laughing) "What'll we do now, Professor?"

Professor Utonium: (laughing) "Girls, the only known cure for the effects of the Silly Ray...is something more contagious than happiness........and that's a spense over humor. But now, (he laughs uncontrollaby) we can't stop laughing!"

Buttercup: (laughing) "You mean........"

Bubbles: (laughing) "Being funny?"

Professor Utonium: (laughing) "Yes, make just one person here talk, just one mind you, and the entire town, will follow!" (He falls on the ground, laughing.)

Blossom: (laughing) "But, Professor........"

Buttercup: (laughing) "How can we make anyone talk?!?"

Blossom: (laughing) "When we're so........."

Buttercup: (laughing) "FUNNY?!?"

Buttercup begins laughing again (same laughing and giggling sounds as Tommy Pickles from Rugrats, a 90s Nicktoon show).

Professor Utonium: (laughing) "Laughing is easy, girls, comedy is hard........(smiles immediately) now go up there and knock 'em out."

Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup fly over laughing to the podium.............

Blossom: (laughing) "Is this thing on?"

Blossom: (laughs and clearing her throat) "Good evening, ladies and giggles.........."

Buttercup: (laughing): "We just flew in from Las Vegas........."

Bubbles: (laughing) "Because we could......."

Bubbles starts laughing again............

The audience continues laughing as well too............

Bubbles: (laughing) "Silly Crowd!"

Professor Utonium: (laughing) "Step on it, because according to my calculations, the entire town will be will laugh around Townsville in 10 minutes!"

Cut to a giant monster laughing............

Professor Utonium: (laughing) "Make that 5 minutes......."

The laughing towns people run off screaming in fear..............

Stanley Simpson: "Ah, the lovely sound of other people laughing...........it's so refreshing."

Stanley Simpson: "You know, Townsville is such a silly name."

Stanley Simpson: "From now on, I think I'll call it........the city of Laughterville!"

Stanley Simpson breaks out laughing uncontrollably again............

Buttercup: (laughing) "Where's Bubbles?" (she laughs again......)

Cut to Bubbles hovering over a very high building with a pigeon laughing uncontrollably.......

Bubbles: (laughing) "Listen, Mr. Pigeon, what's yellow and has lots of appeal?"

The pigeon continues laughing uncontrollably..............

Bubbles: (laughing) "A banana!"

Bubbles takes the banana off her beautiful cap.......and peels it a bit.

Bubbles: "See? (she chuckles a bit........) a peel.........get it?"

(Bubbles breaks out laughing through silliness.......)

The pigeon is still laughing uncontrollably.............

Bubbles: (laughing) "I can't stop laughing!"

Bubbles starts laughing and throws the banana peel on the ground............

Hal Larious: "It was nice knowing you, Laughterville, I think I'll go home and polish my trophy now."

Hal Larious: "Goodbye........"

(Hal Larious walks around, then steps on the banana peel, and slips on it..........then falls flat on his face, and 2 of his clown nose falls out,and he laughs once again.)

(Sounds of Laughter