Episode 108: Cameron Diaz transcript

Prologue: The Guest Star's dressing room
Scooter: [Knocking On Door 5 Times] "(Guest Star's Name), oh, (Guest Star's Name), 14 2nds 'til curtain, Miss (Guest Star's Last Name)."

Guest Star: "Thanks a bunch, Scooter, I'll be with you guys in a jiffy."

Scooter: "That's good, (Guest Star's 1st Name), 'cause it's health and fitness week."

Cut to Kermit appearing right through The Super Muppet Telethon logo......

Kermit: "It's The Super Muppet Telethon, with our very special guest star, Miss Cameron Diaz, yaaaaay!"

[The Super Muppet Telethon Theme Music In Background]

[Upbeat Music In Background]

Female Muppet friends: it's time to play

the music

it's time to light 

the lights

it's time to meet 

the Muppets

on The Super Muppet Telethon

tonight

Male Muppet friends: it's time to put

on make-up

it's time to 

dress up right

it's time to raise 

the curtain 

on The Super Muppet Telethon

tonight

Waldorf: why do we 

always come here?

Statler: I guess 

we'll never know

Waldorf: it's like

some kind of torture

Statler and Waldorf: to have to watch

the show

[Music Continues In Background]