The Strangest Rugrats Adventure (transcript)

Garry Marshall : [voice over, after the Paramount logo is finished] Now, where to begin? [opening to the 2002 Nickelodeon Movies logo] Garry Marshall: How about "Once upon a time"? [opening glitches up and cuts to black] Garry Marshall: How many times have you heard that to begin a story? Let's do something else. [gasps] Garry Marshall: I got it. I got it. Here we go. Here's how to open a movie. [opening to Pinwheel while the Circle of Life plays] Garry Marshall: No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you? [Golden Book Video's opening with a hue change] Garry Marshall: Oh, no, no, not the book! How many have seen "opening the book" before? Close the book. We're not doing that. Here's what we're gonna do. [as a Nick Toons logo zooms in] Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worst.