The Good, the Bad, and Quick Draw McGraw/Transcript

Opening Song (Huckleberry Hound)

 * Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yee Haw! Yahoo!
 * Baba Looey: Fast Gun Huck!
 * Quick Draw McGraw:
 * Quick Draw McGraw, Baba Looey and Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 1

 * Narrator: The Year Was 1849 When He Cries In The Wild West.
 * Pinky Dalton: Gold! Gold! Gold! I Found Gold!
 * Narrator: And So Begin To Gold Rush The Miles Has Return.
 * Stinky Dalton: The Horses Are Gonna Race The Flag Is Up And They're Off!
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine.
 * Narrator: Uh Excuse Me Uh Pardon Me!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yes?
 * Narrator: Uh Who Are You?
 * Huckleberry Hound: Well I'm Mysterious Steely Eyed Silent Type Stranger To Use Talkin' About Maybe Huckleberry Hound.
 * Narrator: Did He Said To Pan For Gold?
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Narrator:
 * Huckleberry Hound: What’s For Dessert, For Quick Draw McGraw
 * Narrator: Not Dessert! Desert!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Dang It Narrator! We Just Got the Movie Started and you’re Already Ruining It?
 * Narrator: He Saw A Blazing Western Sun.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Now You’re Just Going Obvious Mode.
 * Narrator: It was An End of a Decade when Everyone lived happily ain’t the Two-Bit Town,
 * Huckleberry Hound: Me And My Water.
 * Narrator: Get Out of Their Shot, Huck! It’s the Dalton Horses’ Turn to Be on Screen!
 * Maddy Dalton: Thank You Narrator! Here Come My Girls!
 * Giddy Dalton: Duh I'm Giddy.
 * Cathy Dalton: I'm Cathy!
 * Prissy Dalton: I'm Prissy!
 * Maddy Dalton: And I'm Maddy! Where's The Dalton Gang?
 * Stinky Dalton: Oh Dalton Horses Say Cheese!
 * Giddy Dalton, Cathy Dalton, Prissy Dalton and Maddy Dalton: Cheese!
 * Narrator: The Dalton Horses! They Would Do Anything to Kill Quick and Looey!
 * Cathy Dalton: We Rob Anywhere, Anytime and Any Place!
 * Maddy Dalton: What Was That Big Mouth?
 * Cathy Dalton, Prissy Dalton, and Giddy Dalton: We’re Rich! We’re Rich! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
 * Narrator:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Maddy Dalton: Gee I'm Sorry!

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon! Dinky Dalton and Pinky Ran Up To The Town!
 * Stinky Dalton:

Scene 2

 * Prissy Dalton: I'm Prissy!
 * Cathy Dalton: I'm Cathy!
 * Giddy Dalton: Duh I'm Giddy.
 * Maddy Dalton: And I’m Maddy!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Where's Finky?
 * Stinky Dalton: Over There!
 * Finky Dalton: Prissy! Get Off Me!
 * Prissy Dalton: Oh Boo Hoo!
 * Rusty Nails: I Thought You Could be Trusty!
 * Cathy Dalton: You Thought Wrong Little Pony!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Prissy, Have You Ever Heard about that Daring Dog who was able to kill Sassy McClassy?
 * Prissy Dalton: The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound?
 * Red Eye the Bartender: No, Prissy!
 * Rusty Nails: But, Prissy is a Horse! Not a Dog!
 * Stinky Dalton: Oh Course!
 * Maddy Dalton: I’m Getting A Little Hungry!
 * Giddy Dalton: I’m Thirsty!
 * Prissy Dalton: I'm Hungry And Thirsty!
 * Giddy Dalton: Duh Yeah I'm Getting Pepsi.
 * Finky Dalton: Not If I Get It First!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Finky.
 * Finky Dalton:

Scene 3

 * Narrator: So Huckleberry Hound Headed Across Town To Have This Here Gold Nugget In Two-Bit National Bank There It Is For Huckleberry Hound.
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Hokey Wolf: Well Snagglepuss We Want Our Boodle!
 * Snagglepuss: A Hundred and One Dalmatians!
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Oh My Darlin' Clementine. Howdy Y'all.
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Huckleberry Hound: I Have This Here Gold Nugget.
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Snagglepuss: Here's Your Mountain Dew Coming Right Up!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Hokey Wolf:

Scene 4

 * Pinky Dalton: I'll Tell You What's Not Fair Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf!...(splats) Hey It's Me Pinky Dalton!
 * Rusty Nails: Hello Pinky! Where Were You?
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Probaly Beating Up The Dalton Horses!
 * Flip Flops Hound: Red Eye, We’re Running Out of Soda!
 * Lawman Huck: Yeah, We Need To Get More Mountain Dew.
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Oh Course, Lawman!
 * Hokey Wolf: We’re Running Out of Food Too!
 * Flip Flops Hound: Gee There's No More Hot Dogs!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Oh C'mon Deputy There's No Sheriff He's Coming To Get Him A While.
 * Hokey Wolf: No We Have A Problem!
 * Pinky Dalton: I Hope We Find A Sheriff.
 * Red Eye the Bartender: But Where Were We Ever Having A Vest?
 * Huckleberry Hound: Howdy Y'all.
 * Hokey Wolf: Mango!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Hokey Wolf: You Said It Huck There's A Badge For Sheriff.
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: Yeah, What About Mountain Dew?
 * Hokey Wolf: We Ran Out of It! Red Eye is Going to Get Done More!
 * Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: Yoo Hoo!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Don’t Get Too Exited, You Two!
 * Hokey Wolf: Boys?
 * Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: But We Did!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Then I Might As Well Feed You to the Gators!
 * Hokey Wolf: Here's Your Badge Huck!
 * Flip Flops Hound and Lawman Huck: WOW!
 * Stinky Dalton: I Better See what Those Horses are Up To.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Yeah, There's A Badge On My Chest! Yow!
 * Narrator: The Dalton Horses Are Drinking Beer.
 * Giddy Dalton: Nobody Cares, Narrator!
 * Cathy Dalton: The Narration to This Movie is Pointless.
 * Prissy Dalton: Who Needs a Narrator if You Got the Dalton Horses to Star in This Micie!
 * Giddy Dalton: Here We Go Again Cathy!
 * Huckleberry Hound, Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey: Ta Da!
 * Prissy Dalton: You Again?!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Karate Chop!
 * Giddy Dalton: Duh Cowboy I'll Get You For This!

Scene 5

 * Flip Flops Hound: Smarter of Sheriff Huckleberry.
 * Lawman Huck: Dumber of Peggy Hound!
 * Bob Huckleberry's Horse: Cannonball!
 * Neil Quick’s Donkey: Bob, Stop It!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Quick, Your Donkey!
 * Quick Draw McGraw: Neil, I’m Coming!
 * Flip Flops Hound: I'm Gonna Get You! Yee Haw!
 * Lawman Huck: Here We Go Again Huck!

Scene 6

 * Prissy Dalton:

Scene 7

 * Maddy Dalton:

Song 2 (Crackers! Crackers! Crackers!)

 * Giddy Dalton:
 * Maddy Dalton: