Jason's Old and New Rosis transcript

Scene 1: Great Lakes City Middle School/Agnes Johnson's language arts classroom
Agnes Johnson: "Okay, students, John Paul Jones, the founder of the United States navy was noted for saying this most popular quote."

Jason: [Chomping Sounds]

Jason's eating a deep dish meatball and green pepper pizza in the entire classroom and Agnes Johnson angrily stares at him.

Wilbur: "Psst, Jason,"

Lila: "I think Ms. Johnson's looking right at you."

Jason goes right down on his way to George Terwilliger's office.

In George Terwilliger's office
George Terwilliger (from inside his office): "Again? you were eating in class again?"

George Terwilliger: "This is your 5th time this week, young man."

Jason: "I couldn't help it, Principal Terwilliger, it's not my entire fault."

George Terwillger: "Oh, I suppose your mouth happened to be open while bits of snack foods accidentally went right inside."

Jason: "No, kind sir, it's right on my schedule, you see? last semester, I had my lunch that afternoon, but this semester, I have Ms. Johnson's language arts class this afternoon and lunch at 12:46 PM, but to make matters worse, Ms. Johnson's language arts class is all the way in the school's west wing while the school lunch room and cafeteria kitchen's at the end of the east wing, but sometimes I don't get to have my lunch 'til 12:46 PM, sometimes not even 'til 12:41."

George Terwilliger: "Oh the horror."

Jason: "Who would put up a schedule like that? what kind of monster? what kind of sadist?"

George Terwilliger: "I write the schedules by myself the way your old school principals used to write them."

Jason: [Gulps Nervously In Fear]

In the Great Lakes City Middle School hallways
Jason's now in the school hallways.

Wilbur: "How'd it go in there, Jason?"

Jason: "Oh not too bad, Wilbur, Principal Terwilliger gave me 9 detentions, but then he gave me 12 'cause I quit speaking."

Wilbur: "Huh, what?"

Meanwhile, George Terwilliger's walking around in the hallways.

Pizza Delivery Henry shows up in the school building.

George Terwilliger: "Can I help you out here, young man?"

Pizza Delivery Henry: "Is this the deep dish meatball and green pepper pizza that you ordered?"

George Terwilliger: "I beg your pardon."

Pizza Delivery Henry: "Somebody ordered a deep dish meatball and green pepper pizza and said to have it here by afternoon sharp,"

[School Bell Ringing]

Pizza Delivery Henry: "and it's afternoon right now."

Jason comes right over to the deep dish meatball and green pepper pizza that he ordered.

George Terwilliger: "Oh my word!"

Jason: "I'm in a rush, Henry, tell Marty that I'll be right by after school to settle right up."

Jason: [Chomping And Chewing Sounds]

George Terwilliger: "Jason McBride!"

Back in George Terwilliger's office
George Terwilliger: "I don't know about that young boy."

Wilbur (from outside the Great Lakes City Middle School building) "I heard Principal Terwilliger got you super good this time."

Jasonr: "Aw, Principal Terwilliger's just doing his career, Wilbur, he's gotta enforce the school rules with no exceptions, but he's just trying to be fair to all of us, he's not a terrifying person."

Back in Agnes Johnson's language arts classroom
Janice Robertson: "Doesn't it seem a bit indulgent?"

George Terwilliger: "Every single individual problem has its own individual solution, after all, Great Lakes City Middle School's super full of super special students like Wilbur and Jason."

Agnes Johnson: "It was John Paul Jones who said and I quote I have not yet begun to fight."