Shrek Goes Fifth: The Family Life/Transcript

Prologue: The storybook intro (flashback sequences)
Donkey: [Narrating] Once upon a time, Shrek and I rescued Fiona from the highest castle tower, but Lord Farquaad was tryin' to trick Fiona into marryin' him so that he can become the king of Duloc, then my beautiful wife, Dragon ate him up."

Lord Farquaad: "I am king, I will have orders, I will have perfection, I will have-"

Shrek: [Signal Whistle]

Dragon shows up and eats Lord Farquaad up.

Lord Farquaad: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lord Farquaad is now eaten by dragon.

Donkey: [Still Narrating] He was later deceased and returned as a ghost figure, but me, (to Shrek) you and Fiona defeated him fair and square."

Lord Farquaad's Ghost Figure: "Oh no, not again, AAAAAAH!"

Shrek: "We've got a loaded dragon here,"

Fiona: "And we're not afraid to use it."

Lord Farquaad's Ghost Figure: "Oh, it was just a joke, stay away from me."

Donkey: "Fire!"

Dragon breathes out a great big fireball at Lord Farquaad's Ghost Figure.

Lord Farquaad's Ghost Figure: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Lord Farquaad is no more.

Puss: [Narrating] "Then I came along, and we all defeated the Fairy Godmother."

Fairy Godmother: "l told you, ogres don't live happily ever after!"

[Zap, Blast!]

King Harold: "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Queen Lillian: "Harold!"

Fiona: "Shrek!"

Puss: [Still Narrating] King Harold was turned back into the Frog King, then eventually, the Frog King became terribly ill and passed away from natural causes.

Frog King Harold: "Your love for Shrek has taught me so much."

Puss: [Still Narrating] then we found the new king of Far, Far Away named Artie PenDragon, then defeated Prince Charming."

Prince Charming: "Mummy?"

Prince Charming is now defeated and no more.

Puss: [Still Narrating] "We got rid of Rumpelstiltskin."

Rumpelstiltskin: "Nobody's smart but me."

Puss: [Still Narrating] and Shrek and Fiona had 3 little ogre triplets named Fergus, Farkle and Felicia.

Donkey: [Still Narrating] And they lived cheerfully ever after.

Shrek: "Quite impressive."

Fiona: "Wow, you guys, that's a super good story you just told."

Shrek: "And we like how you put Fergus, Farkle and Felicia in it."

[Knock On Door]

Shrek: "Now who could that be?"

Shrek opens the door and sees the Page standing right outside.

Page: [Clears Throat]

Page: Dearest Shrek and Fiona, you are coordially invited to the dinner meal in honor of my nephew, Artie and my soon to be niece in law, Guinevere, don't forget to arrive on time, love and respect, your dear old mother.

Fiona: "Oh my gosh, we've been invited to another dinner meal in honor of my cousin being engaged to my soon to be cousin in law, Guinevere."

Shrek: "Oh boy, look at the time, we should all get going."

Gingy: "Come on, gang, we don't wanna burn traffic here."

Later, everybody's riding Dragon and the Dronkeys to Far, Far Away.

DreamWorks Animation Pictures presents: 

Shrek Goes Fifth: The Family Life

Directed by Mike Mitchell and Walt Dohrn

Produced by Gina Shay

Music composed by Christophe Beck

Edited by Julie Rogers

Screenplay written by Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger

Inside the Castle of Far-Far Away
Queen Lillian: "Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, Puss, it's so wonderful to see all of you again."

Fiona: "Well, Mom, it's wonderful to see you again as well too."

Queen Lillian: "And I can see my 3 grandkids are growing quite nicely."

Puss: "Well, we'd better get to the dining room, we don't wanna miss the big event."

Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Fiona, Fergus, Farkle, Felicia and Queen Lillian begin walking around.

Fergus: "Oh boy, I can hardly wait to see what types of good food they have there!"

Farkle: "Well, you just need to wait and see."

Felicia: "I've heard they've got real good seats for all of us here."

Donkey: "Don't get carried away, my Dronkeys, you don't wanna spoil your appetite."

Coco, Peanut, Debbie, Bananas, Parfait and Eclair agree with him.

They all enter the dining room, and they see King Artie and his fiancé, Lady Guinevere there.

King Artie: "Shrek, Fiona, Aunt Lillian, guys, you made it just in the nick of time, I'd like you to meet my fiancé, Lady Guinevere."

Lady Guinevere: "It's nice to meet all of you guys."

Queen Lillian: "Well, let's not waste our time standing here, let's set the dining table for our dinner meals."

Everybody else sets the dining table with plates, bowls, silverware and napkin rings.

Shrek: "There, now we've got everything else prepared."

Boomer: "Oh boy, it looks lofely   ."

Brad: "It kertainly does   "."

Butch: "Ja."

Gingy: "It's gonna be the greatest true family reunion ever in Far-Far Away."

Pinocchio: "I bet there's gonna be plenty of candle lights here as well."

Later that evening.......

Everybody else is sitting down, waiting to be served.

Queen Lillian: "So, Artie, tell us about your new career as the king of Far-Far Away."

King Artie: "Well, there's taste testing, sitting in the throne room, and having a master's bed."

Lady Guinevere: "And when he and I get married, I'm gonna become Queen Guinevere."

Mouse # 1: "Now that's an exciting event."

Mouse # 2: "I agree to that 1."

Mouse # 3: "Let's hope there's plenty of cheese slices for the 3 of us to share."

Just then, Cedric comes in with a bunch of waiters, serving the dinner foods to everybody.

Cedric: "Deener ees now served for everybody."

Cedric puts down their dinner meals right in front of them.

Fiona: "Okay, everybody dig in."

Donkey: "Don't mind if we do, Fiona."

Shrek: (while digging in his usual weed rat stew) "It's so nice to have everybody else here for dinner this evening."

Red Riding Hood: "So, Goldilocks, how has your entire day been, lately?"

Goldilocks: "Oh, it's been pretty good, Red, things are going real fine by me."

Gepetto: "Well, at least there are no arguments at the dinner table this time."

Fergus and Farkle: [Belching Lightly]

Fergus: "Oh, excuse me."

Felicia: [Giggles In Response]

Shrek: "Better out than in, I always say."

Later, right after their dinner meal, they are now served the dessert specials.

Queen Lillian: "What a lovely evening this is turning out to be."

Later that night, everybody else is now asleep in their beds.

The very next morning, Fergus, Farkle and Felicia are getting prepared to