Deaths and Funerals (Mr. Men Show episode)/Transcript

Narrator: Today is a very sad day in Dillydale, because 7 of the Mr. Men and Little Misses have passed away.

Mr. Bump: I’m gonna see how Little Miss Whoops is doing. Miss Whoops, I’m here. Are you still here? I believe she’s out shopping. Never mind.

Little Miss Helpful: Good Morning, Mr. Bump.

Mr. Bump: Hi, I’m looking for Miss Whoops. Where is she?

Little Miss Helpful: She’s in hospital, in a Deathbed.

Mr. Bump: WHAT!!??!!

Little Miss Helpful: Yes, You heard me correctly.

Mr. Bump: don’t worry Miss Whoops, I’m coming!

(But when Mr. Bump got to the hospital)

Mr. Bump: OMG Miss Whoops! What happened to you?

Mr. Grumpy: She was beaten up by Scoutmaster Lumpus.

Little Miss Whoops: (Last Words) help me, Mr. Bump. (Passes Away)

Mr. Bump: We lost her, (Starts Sobbing) Oh poopity poop no. Why?! Why?!?!

Mr. Happy: She’s not the only one, Mr. Funny died of Lung Cancer, Mr. Rude was executed, Little Miss Bossy was shot by a black guy for bossing him around, Little Miss Scary was shot by a brown man named Cleveland and Little Miss Giggles was tickled to her death yesterday.

Mr. Bump: Why would we lose them too?

Mr. Grumpy: I don't know.

(At The Church…)

Brian Ring: (Blows Air Horn) YES!!! 7 OF THE MR MEN AND LITTLE MISSES DIED!!!! (Starts playing the Chicken Song by J.Geco)

(When the Mr. Men and Little Misses got to Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Funny, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Bossy, Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Giggles’ Graves.)

Brian: (Clucking)

Mr. Fussy: Shut Up! (Sobs)

Everyone (Excluding Brian): (Sobs)

Roger Hargreaves’ Spirit: (Looks down from the clouds) Yeah, Little Miss Daredevil, You better be crying, Serves you right for ruining my book creations.

Brian: (Singing) I’m full of surprises. They ought to say of me. I bring some razzle dazzle to the yard. I’m full of surprises. As you can plainly see. I don’t find being surprising all that hard. Some would probably say, I’m only up to my old tricks. But i’d say i’m a problem solver, Looking for a nice quick fix. I’m full of surprises. They ought to say of me. I bring some razzle dazzle to the rail. I’m full of surprises. As you can plainly see. I’m trusting my surprises to prevail. I hope this time being surprising doesn’t fail. They used to call me devious. Because i had a bit of previous. But please. You must believious. I’m not that bad… Well maybe just a tad.

Roger Hargreaves’ Spirit: You’re awesome at singing, 13 year old boy.

Brian: Thanks. Also, my name is Brian Ring and i live at Cherry Gardens, Donnybrook Hill, Ireland.

Roger Hargreaves’ Spirit: Oh I get you.

Brian: Don’t mind me. (Wags Tongue) (Laughs).

Reverend Lovejoy: In many ways Little Miss Whoops, Mr. Funny, Mr. Rude, Little Miss Bossy, Little Miss Scary and Little Miss Giggles were supporting characters in our lives. They didn’t grab our attention with memorable catch phrases or comical accents.

Little Miss Chatterbox: Goodness!

Mr. Grumpy: Ugh!

Mr. Nosey: Oh Man!

Mr. Messy: When are we going home?

Mr. Fussy: Shut Up, Mr. Messy!

Mr. Messy: Sorry.

Reverend Lovejoy: Alright, Mr. Bump, what do you remember about Miss Whoops?

Mr. Bump: I remember when she accidentally destroyed my snowman with a bulldozer.

Reverend Lovejoy: alright then. Back to your seat.

Brian: That doesn’t make any sense, Mr. Bump.