Eat or be Eaten (my logo version by Gfourtx)

Lyrics
Sony: The meaning of life has a single rule I know it makes sense, though it may seem cruel The logic of the rule cannot be beaten Cause the meaning of life is to eat or be-

(Sony is stopped by Viacom, who gulps Sony)

Viacom: The truth my friend was trying to sweeten Is that the meaning of life is to eat or be-

(Viacom is eaten by Time Warner)

Time Warner: At last, poor Viacom's life was fleeting For the meaning of life is to eat or be-

(Time Warner is eaten by Comcast)

Comcast: Allow me to finish what Time Warner's tweeting The meaning of life is to eat or be eat-

(Comcast is swallowed whole by a Disney Castle person)

Disney: I'm sorry our song just keeps repeating But the meaning of life is to eat Or be...! (pauses, then looks around for others) Well, I guess that the biggest remains unhurt Which means that I have some time... (his eyes two children hungrily) For dessert...