The Juggernaut: Unstoppable Rampage

Toons These Days: The Amazing World of Gumball Review is the lost episode of Toons These Days. In this episode, Doggy D. Dachshund tells about The Amazing World of Gumball, but couldn't, because the colors are way too bright.

Transcript
Doggy: You Know what else I can't stand? That "Gumball" Show! I mean.... Hey that show's annoying! THE COLORS ARE TOO BRIGHT!!!! So, what's my opinion of the show? I HATE IT!!!! Because it's even more worse than "The Problem Solverz"! This is however my initial reaction to this so-called "Masterpiece of Modernity Animation".

[Doggy's reaction starts]

What in the holy Windsor McHale AM I WATCHING??!! What in the- AAAAGGHH!!!! DAAAAAGGGHHH MY EYES!!!! OH, THE COLORS!! OH, THEY'RE SO BRIGHT!!!! OH GE- OH JEEZ!! Woah! BY DISNEY'S EYEBROW, IT'S SO BRIGHT!!!! DAGH! Sunglasses! Agh! I need Sunglasses!

[sigh of relief] Okay there we go-

[loudly] HOLY SCHLESINGER, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR FACES??!! Agh! THAT THING WITH THE BUG EYES!!!! THAT'S THE THING I ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS IN MY CLOSET WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID!!!! HOLY FRELEING SCHLESINGER LOONSE AVERY LANCE DISNEY HANNA-BARBERA!!!! Agh!!! OH IT'S LOOKING AT ME!!!!

[Doggy's reaction stops]

And that was my honest to goodness reaction to "The Amazing World of Gumball". It's the same as my reaction to "The Problem Solverz". And let me tell you now Jack, I grew up in a time where EVERYTHING was alive and had googly eyes and was bouncing around, and THIS IS THE OTHER CREEPIEST LOOKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!! I don't even know what it's about either, I got dizzy and passed out half way through the intro. Take heed, parents. Hide your kids from this stuff, IT'LL GIVE THEM NIGHTMARES!!!! Thanks for burning my eyes with The Problem Solverz and The Amazing World of Gumball, Cartoon Network! And now if you'll excuse me, I gonna go corner up with the lights on and a 12-gage Winchester in my hands!

[Gumball approaches]

Hmm? YOU GET BACK IN THE CLOSET!!!! [shoots Gumball]