Savages! The Movie/Serious Diplomatic Stuff

Transcripts:

 * Boss Wolf: Lord Shen, the bombers are en route to New York.
 * Alpha: Are you sure you want to proceed with this?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, yeah. Bomb the shit out of them. We have to be tough here.
 * Beta: Shen?
 * Gamma: Shen, Paradise Falls is on Line 1, Australian Penguin is on Line 2, and Yang is on Line 3.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, shut up.
 * Lord Shen: [Walks over to red phone and picks up the receiver] This is a evil peacock.
 * Yang: Shen, you can't bomb Florida!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, for Pete's sake, Yang.
 * Yang: It's--It's wrong and it could start a bigger war.
 * Lord Shen, this is all very serious diplomatic stuff, alright? You can't understand me the political complexities involved here.
 * Yang: [Looks at phone in shock and then thinks of an answer] I understand you that you're a dipshit little gay puppet.
 * Lord Shen: Excuse me?
 * Yang: Letting your ex-boyfriend manipulate you 'cause you miss his sweet ass.
 * Lord Shen: Who told you that?
 * Yang: Everyone knows that. You only do what your little bitch boyfriend manipulates you into doing.
 * Lord Shen: Yang, I am a evil peacock.
 * Yang: You're a little dipshit evil peacock.
 * Rainbow Dash: With a dirty...asshole.
 * Yang: With a dirty asshole.
 * Wubbzy: With... my stop out my dick!
 * Yang: With my stop out my dick.
 * Sonic: And you shit-
 * Oh: Out your-
 * Tails: Dick.
 * Yang: And you shit out your dick. [covers phone with hand and looks at Ike] Where did you learn to talk like this?
 * Gumball: Sure!
 * Lord Shen: Oh that's what people think, huh? Well, maybe I won't bomb Florida. What do you mean?
 * Yang: Sure, you will, because you're a little retarded shit bitch.
 * Lord Shen: [Yelling] God fucking damn it! [slams receiver] Hold up! Hold up on the fucking bombs a minute!