Martin Tentacles: The Movie/Transcript

This is a transcript from the 2018 American 3D animated comedy-adventure family film, Martin Tentacles: The Movie.

Part 1
Bouth: Huh, A mouse! Papa and Mama: Thank you, Shapeshifter.
 * (Shows Paramount Pictures logo)
 * (Shows Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer logo)
 * (Shows MTV Films logo)
 * The Conductor: Budapest, Budapest, the next stop, Budapest. Budapest is the next stop. Budapest. Tickets, ladies.
 * Alf: Ooh, here you go.
 * Mama Tentacle: Here's mine.
 * Bender: And mine.
 * Squidward: Mine too.
 * Papa Tentacles: Here you go.
 * Kang and Kodos: And, thank you, young man.
 * Kang: Man, I hate wearing disguises.
 * Kodos:This heels are killing me.
 * Papa Tentacles: Okay, take it down a notch, we don't want to alarm the humans. Psst, Tentac.
 * Boy: I'm about to freak out!
 * Papa: You're a nice kitty.
 * Boy: I'm good kitty cat. Meow, meow.
 * Mama: Oh, no, not this clown again.
 * Nancy: Good evening, travelers, i am madame Nancy. Yes. One of the Van Helsing's sisters. For centuries, my families protected humanity from the evils of aliens. So, you can believe me when I tell you there are aliens hiding amongst you! (chickens crows in confusion) But fear not, for I am a professional. And I know how to flush out this beast. And bring them into the light!
 * Papa: GUN!
 * Mama: Sorry, guys.
 * Agent K: Finally, first I kill the octopus, and then the rest of the aliens!
 * Papa: Why do you keep doing this? Your dad?
 * Mama: Your grandfather?
 * Kodos: Your great-great-granny.
 * Agent J: I defeated them all.
 * Nancy: When will you Van Helsing's ever learn to let go of the hate? Never!
 * Agent J and K: Because you aliens are evoked! (Mouse appears and squeaks)
 * Nancy: You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness!
 * Agent J: I will hunt you for all eternity.
 * Agent K: I swear, I will never rest until I destroy you!
 * Nancy: And... Every... Other... Aliens... If it's the last thing... I... Ever... Do! AAAHH!
 * Papa: Boy, that guy is annoying. We're won!
 * Mama: NO! MY BABY!
 * Papa: MARTIN!
 * (Agent J and K shots the two octopus-like aliens, killing them. A little octopus, named Martin, is washed ashore inside the crate, into New York, revealing a house of a yellow banana named the Bananas. An elderly yellow woman, named Abuelita, comes out of the house, along with her husband, Charlie, and her sons, Gunther Banana and Little Brother. Gunter runs into the crate, while opens it, revealing a little octopus, growling.)
 * Gunther: Jeez, it's a octopus. Oh shit! Run, Mama!
 * Abuelita: Shut up, fucker. It's a little octopus. He look so cute and all alone.
 * Little Brother: We gonna take care of him?
 * Charlie: Gunther Banana, Little Brother, your sweet pies, are you nuts? Octopus are the evil creatures, who eat guys... LIKE US! Fine! I gonna take care of him. Jeez, he's gonna to my side. Let's get out of here. (The camera pans up to the clouds.)
 * Title: PARAMOUNT PICTURES and METRO-GOLDWYN-MAYER present
 * Title: A MTV FILMS production
 * (The movie's logo appears. When the title fades out, the camera pans into New York. The words "20 YEARS LATER" fades in. Martin, now an adult, sleeping in the room, along with his adoptive brothers Gunther, is also now an adult, and Little Brother, is now a pre-teen.)