The Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound (1992 film)/Transcript

Opening Song (Here Comes Huckleberry Hound)

 * Judge Judith: Here Comes Huckleberry Hound!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh My Goodness!
 * Judge Judith:
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Judge Judith: Not Really! Not Ever! Here Comes Huckleberry Hound!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Judge Judith:

Scene 1

 * Narrator: The Year Was 1849 When He Cries in the Wild West.
 * Pinky Dalton: Gold! Gold! Gold! I Found Gold!
 * Narrator:
 * Radio Race Announcer: The Horses Are Gonna Race The Flag Is Up And They're Off!
 * Yogi Bear and Boo Boo Bear: Go For It!
 * Narrator:

Song 1 (Rusty Nails Saloon)

 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon! Dinky Dalton and Pinky Ran Up To The Town!
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Rusty Nails:
 * Snagglpuss:
 * Rusty Nails: A Cowboy Needs A Horse. He Went Up To The Moon! Cause Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!
 * Rusty Nails and Snagglpuss: Anything Can Happen Here! Rusty Nails Saloon!

Scene 2

 * Rusty Nails: Now that We Got That Settled, Snagglepuss, Let's Feed Them The Ice Cream!
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah, Besides Stinky Dalton Went Up To The Hot-Air Balloon!
 * Judge Judith: Pinky, My Boy Needs To Tell You Something!
 * Dinky Dalton: Judge Judith and I Are Getting Married!
 * Finky Dalton: Yahoo!
 * Pinky Dalton: Woohoo!
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 3

 * Pinky Dalton: You're Good At... Fair?! I'll Tell You What's Not Fair Spending A Lifetime On A Dime-Store Shelf Watching Ever Have A Luggage Being Sold!
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Sorry, But You Must Pay the Price or I Will Have to Send You to Judge Judith’s Courthouse!
 * Yogi Bear:
 * Boo Boo Bear: Yeah, What About My Pepsi?
 * Red Eye the Bartender:
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Yogi Bear:
 * Red Eye the Bartender: Oh, C'mon, Yogi, There's No Sheriff! He's Coming To A Later!
 * Hokey Wolf:
 * Snagglepuss:
 * Red Eye the Bartender:
 * Huckleberry Hound: Hi, Hokey.
 * Hokey Wolf:

Scene 4

 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: So It's You!
 * Pinky Dalton: Yeah, You're A Bully!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Dinky Dalton: Gotcha'!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh, Bye Bye Sheriff!
 * Radio Race Announcer:
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 6

 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 7

 * Stinky Dalton: I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. I Will Never Play With Guns. (shoots gun)
 * Huckleberry Hound: But You Said You Would Never Play with Guns!
 * Stinky Dalton: Here's Your Pepsi, Sheriff!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Stinky Dalton: Bye, Sheriff, and Don't Forget About Your Mountain Dew!
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Song 2 (Gold! Gold! Gold!)

 * Stinky Dalton: 🎶Money is really important to our community!🎶 Right Finky?
 * Finky Dalton: Of Course Stinky!
 * Pinky, Dalton, and Finky Dalton: (laughs)
 * Dinky Dalton: (laughs)
 * Stinky Dalton: Stop Laughing! We Got Work to Do!
 * Stinky Dalton and Pinky Dalton: We're Rich! Rich! Rich!
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton: And Soon We’ll Be the Richest Boys in Town!
 * All: 🎶Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!🎶
 * Finky Dalton: 🎶All We Need to Talk About Is Gold Gold Gold! We Wear On Their Fingers Part All Around. Aw, Nuts!🎶
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * All: Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold!
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton: Our Swimming Pool Full Of Gold! We're Rich Just I Like I Said!
 * Dinky Dalton:
 * All:

Scene 8

 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Dinky Dalton: Duh, Yeah, Duh Dinkyville!
 * Pinky Dalton:
 * Finky Dalton:
 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Pinky Dalton:

Scene 9

 * Chief:
 * Desert Flower:

Song 3 (By the Light of the Silvery Moon)

 * Huckleberry Hound: Desert Flower, I'm So Proud of You Right Now.
 * Desert Flower:
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Scene 10

 * Game Show Announcer: Walt Disney Pictures Presents Is Brought To You By Your Best Friend Laughing Donkey!
 * Laughing Donkey: I made that Myself. Give Me A Hug. I Got You A Pepsi. Maybe Blue Hombre.
 * Huckleberry Hound: Thank You. Thank You.
 * Laughing Donkey:
 * Chief: Idea? What Do You Know About The Indian?
 * Laughing Donkey: He’s Kind, He’s Amazing, And he had his own show called The Chief Show!
 * Chief: Lucky Guess!
 * Laughing Donkey: I’m in Your Show Too, You Now!
 * Chief: I Know, I Know!
 * Chuckling Chipmunk:
 * Chief: Then Let the Match Begin!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Chief: Oh, Gotta Get Huck's Horse Back! Better Run For Your Lives! Gotta Get Huck's Horse Back! You Can't Do That!
 * Huckleberry Hound: Oh, Good Singing!
 * Chief: Gotta Get Huck's Horse Back! Better Run For Your Lives! Gotta Get Huck's Horse Back! You Can't Do That!
 * Chuckling Chipmunk: Nice Goin' Chief!
 * Huckleberry Hound:

Song 4 (Boogie Woogie)

 * Stinky Dalton:
 * Spooky Movie Announcer: Yes There It Is! It's The Ghost of Huckleberry Hound Is Returning To Daltonville Tonight Midnight Train!
 * Spooky Movie Announcer: A Midnight Ghost Train!
 * Huckleberry Hound:
 * Finky Dalton: