Tom and Jerry: The Teen Titans and the Justice Leagues on Two Worlds

Tom and Jerry: The Teen Titans and the Justice Leagues on Two Worlds is a Warner Bros Movie based on Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths

Quotes

 * [Vandal Noble has arrived at a Police base]

Vandal Noble: No need to make a scene. I want you to contact the Justice League for me.

Captain Monyo: Or else?

Vandal Noble: (sighs) Or I'll destroy the world? Is that sufficient?

(police run)

Vandal Noble; Man. Was my parallel double on this world such a creep? Man. Let's hope the Justice-League prove more reasonable.






 * Tom: Penguin?

The Dodo: Uh... wrong. I'm..... his parallel twin. Call me.... the Dodo.

The Flash: Dodo? Named after a chicken?

Beast Boy: Dodos were pigeons.

Terra; And clever ones.

The Dodo: Refreshing to hear it.


 * The Dodo: Meet Super-Croc. A croc-man born as a result of evolutionary throwback.

Super-Croc: Anything wrong?

Tom: You looked similar to Killer Croc. But you;re an albino.


 * (Professor Hog checks Jerry with a stephoscope)

Professor Hog: HMMMMM! Nice to see he;s okay.

Jerry: Who be you? Professor Pyg?

Professor Hog: Wrong. You refer to my parallel double. I;m Professor Hog. This is Mr. Frog.




 * Professor Hog: I founded my Weird Circus for all the weirdoes. The Dodo lets us stay on his island-reserve where we perform for tourists. You already met Arnold and Blockhead, Super-Croc, Gentleman Spirit, the Quizzer, Super-Simian, Humpty Danny, Toy-Boy, Klariok the Wizard-Boy, and Blockmusker.


 * [while meeting with J'onn J'onzz of the Order Lords, the Justice League counterparts from another dimension]

Jerry: Have you read his mind yet?

Martian Manhunter: Martians don't do that to one another.

Batman: Can't... or won't?

Martian Manhunter: Both. It's rude. But I saw his motives on his eyes.




 * Owlman: What're ya hiding for?

Batgirl: I do my best work in the dark.

Owlman: I used to think that, too...... before the Lazarus Pit opened my eyes. But what have you ever done from there? Besides from scaring a few punks half to death and putting a few more in jail.
 * Kyle Ryder: It all adds up.

Owlman: Not fast enough. If you really want to make a difference, want to change the system instead of just patching it, you've got to step into the sunlight. Take over, as we did. Think about it - a world where there's no crimes. No victims. No pain.

Miss Martian: And no choice!

Jerry: Who elected you, anyway?

Owlman: Who elected *you*? The problem with democracy is, it fails to keep you very safe.

Rip-Hunter: It has other virtues. But you seem to have forgotten that.

Owlman: Wrong! I just chose peace and security instead.

Robin: You grabbed power!

Raven: And abused it.

Owlman: And with that power, we've made a world where no eight-year-old boy will ever lose his parents because of some punk with a gun!
 * Batman: [speaking of the Order-League] They're as strong as we are, and just as smart. But they're bloodthirsty

Superman: What're you saying? That we have to be ready to murder too? I refuse to cross the line!


 * (Robo-Ultraman 1 pops up)

Superman: My parallel double built a robotic copy as a warden)

(more Robo-Ultramen pop up)

Cyborg: Oh, jeeze. He thought up the same idea.

Starfire: Uh, oh.

Jerry: Mere scraps. All programming and brawn. Zero brains.


 * Robo-Ultraman 1: Violence is forbiddon.

Beast-Boy: Said the robotic madman trying to crush me.

Robo-Ultraman 2: The penalty is death.

Terra: Ah. You claim to protect the law and forbid violence, yet you solve problems by murder.

Blue Beetle: Hypocrisy anyone?

Robo-Ultraman 3: Your insults fail.

Kid-Flash: Just humour. Stress-relief. As if you understood the words, machine.








 * (Orange Lantern Jordan tries to cut Hal Jordan in half with a giant pair of scissors]:
 * Hal Jordan: I've played this game before. (punches him with a giant rock)


 * (Gordon-2's eyes open..... a wild look on 'em)

Beast-Boy: Guys.

Raven: Look out.

Kilowag: Guy Gardener! Kid Flash! Get out of there.

(Gordon 2 growls as they talk... and snarls, then grabs Guy Gardener and tosses him onto Kid-Flash.... then rips his shirt open to reveal scars on his torso........ roaring out)

Tom: Whoah. I wondered how he'd react if the Joker's Killing Joke broke him.

Jerry: Looks as if Owlman did better.

(Gordon roars and beats his chest, then leaps and bounds on all fours as if he were a baboon...... then pounces towards Batman)

(Commissioner Gordon punches Gordan-2 down and wrestles him)

Jerry: Oh, my.

Tome Re; He's good.

(Gordon 2 tosses Commissioner Gordon down and lifts up a boulder to crush him.... only for the Commissioner to kick him in the groin, causing him to drop the rock on his own head)

Tom: OOOO.

(Gordon 2 falls.... out cold)

Jerry: Wow.

Batgirl: Go, Dad.

Kilowag: Guy Gardener. You almost got us all ripped to pieces, you poozer!


 * The Flash: How are we supposed to get in again?

The Thinker: Multi-frequency band encryption analyzer replicator pack.

Tom: Some of us don't speak Star Trek.

Super-Simian: Think of it as a fancy garage door opener.


 * Tom: This place is a madhouse!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Superwoman: Why would you want to destroy the world?

Owlman: Because it's the only action one could take that would have any purpose.

Superwoman: (beat) You lost me there.

(Owlman sighed and turns on a hologram that shows an image of Earth endlessly splitting into similar images)

Owlman: Every decision we make is meaningless. Because somewhere, on a parallel Earth, we have already made the opposite choice. We're nothing. Less than nothing.

Superwoman: How can you say that? We're rich! We're conquerors!

Owlman: (pointing at alternate Earths) And here we're poor. We're slaves. And here, our parents never met, so we were never born. Here, the world ended in nuclear war. Here, no sea-creature was brave enough to crawl upon land and humans never evolved. And so on, ad infinitum.

Superwoman: So even if you destroy the world, there are a billion others, right? What difference would it make?

Owlman: Somewhere in the multiverse, there is a world I call "Earth Prime". Every Earth is a variation of this one, the original. And once I destroy it, all reality will follow. And from the ashes, we would rebuild it.


 * Owlman: (programming the QED's detonation) Welcome to Earth Prime. Before there was thought, there was this place. One Earth, with a single history. But with the coming of man came the illusion of free will. And with that illusion came chaos. With every choice we make, we literally create a world. History branches in two, creating one Earth where we made the choice, and a second where we didn't. That's the secret of the universe, you know. Billions of people, making billions of choices, creating infinite Earths. Some so similar to each other that you could spend a lifetime searching for any distinction. Others so radically different, they defy comprehension.

Batman: And all of the branches originate here?

Owlman: Every version of reality balances precariously on this singular Earth. (musing) It seems so different from the Earths we know. I can't imagine what series of decisions led to this world hurtling out of its orbit. But I know this. The source of the cataclysm was the same as it always is: humankind.

Anthro: You can't be sure of that. Anything--

Owlman: (interrupting) You lie. But inside, you know I speak truth.You know better. Man is a cancer, and I've chosen to cut out the disease.

Batman: You're talking about killing--

Owlman: Everyone who ever lived. Who ever will live. I choose to make the only possible real choice.

Robin: The Lazarus Pit did more than revive you. It tainted your mind.

Jerry: Yes. You;'re just some ticked tycoon turned megalomaniac.

Owlman: Oh. Let us find out.
 * Owlman: From what I gather, we're very much alike. Everything about you tells the tale. Your attitude, your costume, your tactics. They all scream of outrage. Despair. Vengeance. What terrible wrong was done to set you on this path? (lifts Batman by his throat, and slams him into a rock) It doesn't really matter. Nothing matters.

Batman: What are you planning to do? Talk me to death?

Owlman: (smiles) Actually, (beats Batman to the ground) I thought I'd beat you to death.

Robin: Leave my dad be.

Owlman: Make me. Destroy me.

Robin: I refuse.

Raven@: Stop this now.

Owlman: You;'re weak.

Jerry: Says the coward.

Owlman: Shut up!!!!!!


 * Owlman: You should have sent your flying man. With his strength, he might have had a chance, but you don't trust anyone else to do what needs to be done! I feel the same way.

Batman: If we really are alike, you know this is wrong. You must have been a good man once.

Owlman: No. Not "good". Never "good". After all, I'm only human.


 * Batman: (choking) There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss. But when it looked back at us... you blinked.





























== Trivia ==

Cultural References

 * Tom mentions the Joker's Killing Joke.... a nod to Batman: The Killing Joke.
 * The scene when Kilowag warned Kid-Flash and Guy Gardener is a reference to the magnifying glass scene from Antz.
 * Tom calls the Order-League's world a madhouse..... a nod to Planet of the Apes.,
 * Rip Hunter does a reference to stepping on butterflies.... a nod to Back to the Future.