The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie: A Mermaid's Rescue/Transcript

Prologue: The Pirate's intro
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The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie: A Mermaid's Rescue

Captain Bart is standing by the look out tower, looking through his telescope, and he sees Inky rowing in a rowboat with another treasure chest.

Captain Bart: "What the dare devil?"

Inky: "Captain Bart, I got it, I finally found it!"

Inky rows over to Captain Bart's location spot.

Captain Bart: "What be in that treasure chest?"

Squinty: "Show us what you've got in there."

Bonesy: "This had better be good."

Scruffy: "Thar be tickets in there."

Stitches: "Open it, we wants to find out."

Inky opens the treasure chest and finds tickets to The SpongeBob Movie: A Mermaid's Rescue.

Tiny: "Wow!"

Captain Bart: "I've never thought I've seen these with me own eyes, (they take some of the tickets out of the treasure chest) tickets to the 3rd SpongeBob movie!"

All Pirates: [Cheering Wildly]

Captain Bart and Pirates: 'Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? SpongeBob Squarepants'

absorbent and yellow and porous is he

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if nautical nonsense be something you wish

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then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

The pirates reach their destination: the exact same movie theater from before.

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Concession Guy # 1: "Oh good grief,"

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Concession Guy # 2: "not those pirates again."

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The pirates take their proper seats and enjoy watching the movie themselves while other people are in the back row of the audience.

Scene 1: Bikini Bottom/Outside The Krusty Krab (SpongeBob's dream sequence)
Narrator: "Ah, Beekeeni Bottom, so beautiful, so majesteec, and so (the scene goes right to the kelp forest) peculiar, (the next scene goes right outside and inside the Krusty Krab) here, we find ze Krusty Krab, where SpongeBob takes hees career as ze world's greatest fry cook."

Mr. Krabs is looking through his spy-scope in his office.

Mr. Krabs: "Ah, what a beautiful sight seeing me wonderful paying customers."

Narrator: "But zere ees just 1 beeg problem."

Mr. Krabs notices Plankton stealing 1 of the krabby patties from 1 of the tables.

Mr. Krabs: "Great barrier reef, it's that no good Plankton again, man your battle stations!"

Plankton: "You're not gonna ring me out, Krabs, when I put you outta business, my restaurant will be successful as yours."

Mr. Krabs: (stopping Plankton in his tracks) "Not so fast, Plankton."

Plankton: "Hey, what are you doing?!? you can't do this to me!"

Mr. Krabs: (throwing Plankton on a blue Frisbee) "So long, you thieving shrimp!"

Plankton: "I WENT TO COLLEGE!"

Plankton is now thrown over to the outside of the Chum Bucket.

Plankton: "Well, this stinks."

Cut back to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward inside the Krusty Krab.......

Mr. Krabs: "SpongeBob, Patrick, Plankton's been up to his no good deeds again, so you 2 are the only 1s who can stop him in his tracks."

SpongeBob: "No, problem, Mr. Krabs, this looks like a job for-"

SpongeBob transforms into Spongeman.

Spongeman: "Spongeman!"

Patrick transforms into Pat-Boy.

Pat-Boy: "And Pat-Boy!"

Squidward: "This could get easier than I thought it would."

Spongeman and Pat-Boy run out to do their under cover mission, but it turns out to be a dream sequence.

[Boat Horn Alarm Sounding]

SpongeBob wakes up from his dream sequence.

SpongeBob: "Hey, Gary, good morning, I've had another dream sequence, and today, it's finally gonna come true, it's the day Mr. Krabs picks out 2 brave young heroes, who do you think it's gonna be?"

Gary: "Meow."

SpongeBob: "Let's ask my picture drawings."

SpongeBob walks over to his picture drawings.

Picture Drawings: "SpongeBob and Patrick!"

SpongeBob: (singsong voice) I'm ready, young heroes, I'm ready, young heroes.

SpongeBob goes upstairs to the restroom and gets himself nice and clean.

SpongeBob walks right out the door and sees Patrick waiting by.

SpongeBob: "Hey, Patrick, are you super excited about becoming a brave young hero too?"

Patrick: "Yes of course I am, SpongeBob, in fact, you and I make a super good team."

SpongeBob: "Come on, let's go right down to the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs and Squidward are waiting for us there."

SpongeBob and Patrick walk around on their way to the Krusty Krab while Plankton's spying on them.

Inside the Chum Bucket
Plankton: "Oh shoot, double darn, curses, it's just not fair, this has been a couple of times I keep getting rejected!"

Karen: "Well, Plankton, I know you tried plan Z, but have you tried plan 12?"

Plankton: "Plan 12? I think that'll work perfectly, I'll turn everybody except SpongeBob and Patrick into stone statues by using the freeze-tronic 200, then I'll sneak the krabby patty formula from there to here."

Plankton: [Evil Chuckle]

Outside The Krusty Krab
Mr. Krabs: "Welcome, everybody, to the Krusty Krab's grand anniversary of the day of brave young heroes."

Fred: "Oh wow,"

Tom: "brave young heroes, I can hardly believe this."

Squidward: "Right before we begin the ribbon cutting, Mr. Krabs has something to say to everybody."

Mr. Krabs: "And now it's time to welcome Bikini Bottom's brave young heroes."

SpongeBob and Patrick: "Alright, yeah!"

Mr. Krabs: "The brave young heroes are brave and fearless,"

SpongeBob: [Thinking] "Yes,"

Mr. Krabs: "always protecting the universe,"

Patrick: [Thinking] "that's us."

Mr. Krabs: "2 names that begin with the letter S and the letter P,"

SpongeBob: [Still Thinking] "He's absolutely right."

Mr. Krabs: "I present to all of you Bikini Bottom's brave young heroes: SpongeBob and Patrick."

SpongeBob and Patrick get right up from their seats and begin running around in excitement.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Yahoooooooooooooooooooo!"

SpongeBob and Patrick get right onstage.

SpongeBob: "Citizens of Bikini Bottom, as your brave young heroes,"

PatricK: "it's our duty to protect Bikini Bottom from terrible dangers."

Sandy: "Hey, SpongeBob, Patrick,"

Larry: "congratulations on winning that award ceremony.

SpongeBob and Patrick go right back home to their separate houses with their awards.

French Narrator: Later zat 1 evening........

Cut to Plankton on his way to King Neptune's undersea castle.

Plankton: "It's time to put plan 12 right into effect: beginning again at King Neptune's undersea castle."

Plankton sneaks right inside King Neptune's undersea castle

Inside King Neptune's undersea castle
King Neptune and Queen Amphitrite are sitting in their thrones while Triton, Mindy and Neptuna are right by them.

King Neptune: "Another day, another year's gone by."

Queen Amphitrite: "Another month it's been."

Mindy: "It's been almost a couple of years ever since SpongeBob and Patrick got Daddy's missing crown back from that Shell City gift shop and saved Mr. Krabs' entire life."

Triton: "Oh yeah,"

Neptuna: "that sure was brave and heroic of them to do that."

King Neptune: "So, Neptuna, what do you think of your sister's relationship to you?"

Neptuna: "I think Mindy and I are the most perfect for 1 another, we're in the exact same crowd."

Plankton sneaks right up from behind a stone statue.

Plankton: [Evil Chuckle]