Imaginationland: Return of the Evil Characters/Trailer transcripts

Teaser Trailer
(Shows Paramount Pictures and Warner Bros in rainbow)

Narrator:In a world where good and evil collide, (Shows a picture of planet earth.) A legend is born. (Shows clips of Battle of Midway.) Even in the fate of the world. (Shows a Spiderman logo.) A hero is about to rise.

(Stan Marsh appears)

Stan Marsh: Why am I here?

Narrator: Because you're the star of the movie and you're the hero.

Stan Marsh: Actually it's a sequel.

Narrator: That's right!

(Thyrone - How it's Done plays)

(Imaginationland: Return of the Evil Characters logo appears)

Narrator: Imaginationland: Return of the Evil Characters

(Stan Marsh is walking past an Imaginationland sign.)

Stan Marsh: Look out, People! I'm back!

(Stan Marsh looks at the camera.)

Stan Marsh: What does this do?

(Butters shakes the camera.)

Director: Stop shaking the screen, Butters!

Stan Marsh: Sorry!

(The words Coming Soon in 3D appears.)

Trailer 1
(Shows Paramount Pictures logo)

(Shows Warner Bros logo)

The Kids: (Cheering)

(The words Get ready appear.)

Stan Marsh: I'm Stan Marsh. Welcome to Imaginationland!

(The words From the Studio that Brought you Happy Feet, The LEGO Movie and Storks appear.)

Stan Marsh: A land filled with magic, Music, Friendship...

Cartman: Bullseye! (Throws up)

Stan Marsh: And most importantly, Imagination.

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Stan Marsh: Life is perfect.

Muscle Man: (Spins his shirt) Whoo!

Stan Marsh: I mean, What could possibly go wrong?

Citizens: (Gasps)

Amy Rose: Help us!

Professor X: This can't be happening!

Luke Skywalker: Nooooooo!

King Pig: Imaginationland will be mine! All mine! (Sinster laughter)

(King Pig throws a Bob-omb.)

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen and All Good Characters: (Screaming)

Pinkie Pie: We just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crashers ever!

Grum: (clears throat) Do you know what I like?

The Kids and All Good Characters: Crackers and snacks! (Laughing)

(The words On November 21 appear.)

(The song Beastmode by Killshot plays.)

Genie: Welcome to my place.

The Kids and All Good Characters: Woo hoo!

Mayor Joe Quimbly: If all of you want to save the world, say "aye".

The Kids and All Good Characters: Aye.

(The words It's time appear.)

Gidget: Come on dudes and dudettes, Let's dive in!

Mayor: Eviland Castle, here we come!

Pinkie Pie: (Screams then laughs)

(The words To come together appear.)

Eric Cartman: (Laughs) It's a miracle!

Captain Calaeno: Let's show these people how it's done!

The Kids, Parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, Karen, Council of 63 and All Good Characters: (Cheering)

Eric Cartman: Will there be sucking balls?

(The kids groan in disgust)

Kyle Broflovski: (slaps Eric Cartman) No! That's gross!

Eric Cartman: Sorry.

(Shows scenes during the Imagination War.)

Ducky and Bunny: Dutch oven!

(an explosion can be seen)

TTG Cyborg: (as his body is short-curcuiting) Aw, man! (to TTG Robin) I'm not letting you fly my body again!

(Shows Rainbow Dash making a sonic Rainboom.)

Stan Marsh: I mean, Imagination? Really? Luckily I have friends that are always there for me no manner what.

(Shows a cake coming down covering The Kids and All Good Characters.)

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!

Edie von Keet: What?! (sighs) (facepalms)

Randy Marsh: Oh boy! I'm going back to work!

(Randy Marsh closes the door.)

Eric Cartman: (scoffs) This is Unexpected.

(Shows voice cast Then shows Imaginationland: Return of the Evil Characters logo. And then shows the words In theaters November 21 in IMAX 3D, RealD 3D and Digital 3D. And the trailer ends.)